#fuckin murder me

[homesickhalfling]

[oleryn]

yes yes the relationship between mordred and merlin is a tragic portrayal of how devotion can be corrupted and the devastation of watching destiny unfold in front of you out of your control but good lord it is funny. if i was merlin id be astral beaming myself straight into that teenagers head every time arthur bothered me like chop chop you stupid little prophecy boy fuck you

[so-very-small]

“Alright everyone, this weeks borrowing meeting is in session. Any new ideas? Twig suggested we switch from embroidery thread to fishing line for our ropes, and I believe-”

“What if we just killed him?”

“I…. what?”

“The human. Like, if we ALL jump him at once we can probably nick some important artery. We wait til just after he goes grocery shopping, eliminate him, and then we have full run of the house and food for a year. Even longer, if we eat hi-“

“We are NOT doing that, Button. We are not killing the human.”

“Man, you guys are lame.”

[didderd]

murder time trio shenanigans my beloved

(original video)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[matbaynton]

Mat Baynton as Dr. Thomas

MURDER IS EASY (2023) 1.01

[poisonousquinzel]

thinking about just how likely it is that Batman was the only person Harley told about having suicidal thoughts whilst in Arkham in Detective Comics #831

"I was seriously considering hanging sheets from the light in my cell and doing the maximum checkout when I heard this voice..."

Detective Comics #831

and how he knew when she strapped that bomb to herself in Batman (2016) #100 that he had to go after her because she was going let herself die in an attempt to end Joker's rampage for good but that she refused to physically do it because he didn't want to her Kill him and he told her that so she's found a middle ground

"We don't need to end it this way. He needs to be locked back up."

that she'd rather die than keep living with his presence in the world haunting her, haunting Them.

That if he did choose Joker, she wasn't going to disarm the bomb herself.

"Honey. You're talking to the wrong girl if you think he's not dangerous locked up in Arkham. It's like I said. That's not good enough for me. Not anymore."

the way he yells for her as she leaves.

"You're only going to get to one of us in time, Bats. Who's it going to be?"

"Harley!"

the way the two men stare at each other in the way they have so many times before, in those moments when Joker stayed or prioritized their fight over her. the way he knew Joker loved the thrill of it all and thought it was funny, thought there was No way Batman would leave him and that this game had to end as according to the rules. And that Batman would do so, he would follow the rules and save him. The way he immediately assumed Batman would choose him, choose his life and choose to stay and disarm the bomb.

And how Batman didn't do that. How Batman walked away from him, leaving him to die or escape or whatever, because He was choosing Harley and her safety and prioritizing her life over him.

The way he stared him in the eyes before choosing the woman Joker had always left to die over him. The way that it was always Him, it was never a question if he would choose Batman over her, but when faced with that type of scenario, Joker is the one that gets left behind to die.

The way she literally woke up in the hospital instead of them having a scene just outside after he removed it. because she didn't intend to live in one of the two options. the way the bomb probably did go off to some capacity because you don't just end up in the hospital knocked out for a week.

Him saying that he's glad she's okay, after everything they've been through, this war and Everything else. and the way he didn't brush off her concern

"I'm glad you're okay."

"Are you?"

"I had to bury my father again today. I did it with my family."

i just, i can't,,,,, i cant

[enthusiastic-nimrod]

What's your opinion on the murder Sonic the Hedgehog

I loved that game!

It gave me so many things I've been wanting in a Sonic game for years- Amy Rose in a prominent role, the cast being allowed to interact with each other outside of Sonic, a more casual look into the character's lives and interests, worldbuiling that helps prop up the characters, a fun solo-game side character, new outfits, an adorable art style- literally I could go on for like, an hour.

I also really adored the cute and simple Ace Attorney style gameplay, and the minigames with Sonic to reach those "light bulb" moments.

[jacenotjason]

is it just me or

[jellisdraws]

Red sky at morning…

[samsrosary]

thesis drawing for my killer!cas au

[knowlesian]

i will die obsessed with how annie’s “you aren’t a good person” speech to bev in midnight mass is both the most personally devastating and thematically appropriate thing she could say there

she doesn’t say bev, you are a bad person; she says bev, you aren’t a good person.

she doesn’t say you’re a villain; she says you aren’t a hero and you certainly aren’t a victim.

and worst of all, she doesn’t say god doesn’t love bev: she says god loves bev exactly as much as he loves everybody else.

for bev, who has defined herself as good and victimized and above all else special that’s the cleanest way to cut right into her core without giving her any easy excuses to ignore the things annie is confronting her about

and for a show that is dealing with how we are not inherently good or bad but rather an assemblage of choices that all lead up to the last choices we will ever make and how those choices define us, it points out bev was never doomed by god or the narrative

she made selfish, cruel choices over and over her entire life and never once actually valued the god she said she believed in or a community founded around that belief, so she dies having been confronted in the most effective way possible, alone and without even her much-bragged about faith in god to comfort her despite that all being on offer via (oh hey look) annie goddamned flynn, who absolutely would not have turned bev away in those last moments before the sun rose

midnight mass really is just so, so good

[lenny-zesty]

yall just know that khan and nori's list of baby names for uzi was just horrendous

[umblrspectrum]

i want to get one so goddamn badly

[nashvillethotchicken]

Lestat trying defend Louis and Claudia at the trial

[boyd-clowder]

wynn duffy held onto the bullet that raylan threw at him.. on the off chance that he could maaaaaybe frame raylan for murder later.... hmmmm