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If I see one more post treating Gale and Mystra like a genuine couple I will scream
In a game where all the companions are in relationships with immense power imbalances, don't you think Gale is in one too????
It is heavily implied that Mystra (A goddess known in the Forgotten Realms for tricking and deceiving, look up Dornal Silverhand) groomed Gale, being his teacher first and then a lover. He didn't fumble anything, he was the magical equivalent of a high school banging his teacher and everyone (more like in real life with male abuse survivors) treats it like he "bagged a baddie" and "fumbled it"
The most horrific thing is that he STILL doesn't quite realise what's happening, he still believes everything she says and believe she knows best for him.
Also, he wasn't trying to unsup her, that's what Mystra saw it as. He adored her and wanted to be her No.1 special little guy so he did something FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS out of LOVE (because he believed and still believes it's love). Does Mystra have the right to interpret it as an attack on her godhood, absolutely but don't get it twisted with what Gale actually says!
"Not to destroy Mystra, but to prove my love for her"
"I merely sought to return one tiny diamond to an imperfect crown"
Sorry for ranting but FUCK.
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jamesten26 · 1 year
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I think I’m gonna start posting about William Finn’s A New Brain because genuinely the autism is going crazy rn I cannot physically listen to anything else I am.
Going insane actually WHERE are the fans where r you are you hiding
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femboty2k · 9 days
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everything sucks. everything I try to do sucks. everything I make sucks. why cant I be better at anything. why cant I GET better at anything. why cant anything work out. why cant anything just fucking work. fuck
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torifuckingspring · 8 months
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heh heh fuck kill me with fire
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molotovqueer · 8 months
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I fucking hate bureaucracy!!!!
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mossytrashcan · 2 years
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Gideon the Ninth ruined me. I’m like legitimately ruined rn. Crying and I RARELY cry when I read. GODDAMNIT. GODDAMNIT.
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remyfire · 1 year
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Two days until wife I'm gonna cry—
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boiipotato · 1 year
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Years without fiscal contact from anyone other than my family has been shit.
I feel like some troll under a bridge but really I'm a confident guy, and I know I'm cute.
But being cute isn't enough for everyone,
It's what can you do for me, When it should be what can we do for each other?
I just feel like I have this big stupid giant heart with emotions, that has no time to waste, I can't cut to the chase fast enough cause my words come out slow when my brain is moving fast. I feel like I was dead before I lived.
Sorry for wasting your time
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canonicallyginger · 1 year
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I'M SO FUCKING MAD. I RESET MY POKEMON LEGENDS ARCEUS GAME BECAUSE I WANTED TO REPLAY IT. BUT I CAN'T GET THE FUCKING HISUIAN ZORUA MASK NOW. THE REGULAR, NON-SHINY ONE. FUCKING HATE THIS. I WANT MY MASK BACK. FUCKING HATE MYSTERY GIFTS FUCK THIS SHIT
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funkily · 2 years
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i am SOOOOOO not fucking normal about the pearl plush btw
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fangedsatyr · 2 years
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i hate my pwriod i literally had sex last night i shldnt wake up feeling anxious and guilty
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jesterbots · 7 months
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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elbiotipo · 4 months
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I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.
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For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.
When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.
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victusinveritas · 3 months
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sadclowncentral · 2 months
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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cidthecoatrack-blog · 5 months
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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