#fullness combat

[stuffems]

deimos slime inflation im begging on my knees

Been a bit of a hot minute ;v;

[acorncake]

Had too much burger g1ls

Decided to do a different design for him based off the game and whatnot

[sweetlymawd]

Mawdness Headcanons- Feelings About Stuffing, Vore, and WG

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H4nk (any H4nk)- He likes being stuffed and loves being a pred. However, he's iffy when it comes to gaining. He mostly just likes being a little soft and nothing beyond that.

S4nf0rd- He'll only really be stuffed as an excuse to let D31m0s give him belly rubs. He's not that fond of vore and WG.

D31m0s- Like S4nf0rd, he'll only really be stuffed as an excuse to be close with him. Unlike S4nf0rd, he likes being a pred and doesn't mind being prey. As for gaining, he really doesn't mind being a little chunkier, as long as it doesn't hinder him.

D0c- On the surface, he's disgusted by all three. But he's had thoughts about being a pred before.

Tr1cky- He loves stuffing and being a pred. He also doesn't mind gaining and likes how soft and squishy he is.

H0fn4rr- He liked stuffing, but was worried about his gaining. He was absolutely terrified of vore.

J3bus- He's disgusted by all three, and sees vore as the worst of them all.

Sh3r1ff- He's not fond of stuffing, terrified of vore, but doesn't mind gaining.

Ph0b0s- He doesn't mind stuffing and thinks of vore the same way (because nobody would dare try to eat him). But when it comes to gaining, he'd rather not spoil his image.

4ud1t0r- They don't care about stuffing or gaining because their body doesn't work like that. When it comes to vore, they like it and do it regularly.

[sodafizzdrizz]

Ap0llo content because I like pumping out OC content.

[luminberry]

From a Unknown Friend?

tl,dr Jeri gets stuffed with slimes! Got the idea while chatting with stuffums and a few other folks and here we are.

there might be one with zeke later on if i get the time..cause yes.

It had been a rather slow and uneventful day at work for Jeri and Atty, the twins did appreciate the slower days since it let them catch up with the mounting paperwork their jobs tended to rack up.

Jericho sighed and pushed himself away from his desk for a moment to get up and stretch, sitting for so long had begun to make him drowsy..not to mention hungry.

"Should be bout time for lunch ta start if my clocks still on time..Maybe I can pop down before tha lunch rush hits and snag me n poor Atty a bite or two."

Leaving his coat on the hanger it hung from he moved to head out when someone at the door knocked abruptly, startling him just a tad.

"Ey, I thought mail delivery already swung by, who is it?"

"Special delivery for a uhhhh...Geriko??"

Jericho pulled the door open to see a rather scruffy person holding a large package out for him to grab..And it appears it was addressed to him? He was curious since not many packages got sent to his work address, must be important then.

"Yo, Gerkin you gonna accept the package? It's kinda heavy as hell and we're on a time limit."

"Hey now don't get snippy with me, but fine fine. Do I gotta sign anything?"

"H'yup! Just gotta sign this form saying you got the delivery big guy and we good!"

The surprisingly heavy package was shoved into his arms alongside a very beat up clipboard on top. Grunting a bit in surprise he shifted to put the package on his desk and fish out a pen to scribble his signature on before handing it back to the..delivery person. A mess of brown locks fell into a very very cocky looking grin, they didn't look any bit like a postal worker.

"...What mailin service are y'all workin with?"

"Rickies Super Fast Drop Offs. Or RSFDO!"

"...Never heard of em.."

"Brand spankin new actually, I'll take that cause I got other places to be!"

Without another word the lanky man snatched the clipboard out of his hands and took off down the hallway, yelling thanks for his service.

"...Gotta have a word with tha front desk bout doin better screenins on weird folks.

Shaking his head some he moved back into his office to see what got sent to him..He didn't really recall ordering anything specific and there didn't seem to be a general return address that he could see. Grabbing a knife he made short work of opening the box and peering inside.

Inside were four solid looking containers..they looked like tupperware but more resilient and dark, a faint smell of something that made his stomach groan loudly wafted up.

"Huh..maybe someone send me a lil care package? Now ain't that jus a cute idea..Wonder who could be behind it? Well let's take a gander at what they packed me for lunch then."

One by one the containers were pulled free from the box and sat on his desk before the cardboard box was set back down near the door for tossing out later. Moving to take his seat once more, curiosity was growing stronger as the first containers contents he chose gently shifted and swayed inside.

Cracking open the lid, Jericho was met with a overpoweringly savory smell, the source was a dark almost coffee colored substance. The scent was making his mouth water, must be some sort of soup? He leaned in to get a better smell as a clawed finger gently reached out to dip in to see if he could get a taste.

He let out a quiet hum of surprise when the surface jiggled under his touch before yielding and letting him scoop a tiny sample out to pop into his mouth. Strangely it didn't melt like he expected but slid around over his tongue and slamming down a almost decadently rich meaty stew flavor before he gulped it down.

"Huh..well now ain't that somethin...Some sorta jello? Nah..never had jello be savory before. Wonder what tha others are then.."

Jericho shifted to grab and pop the lids off of the remaining three containers to sample their contents. Each held a different flavor that made him hum in delight. The second had a strong taste of pumpkin pie, the third like almost freshly baked bread, and the last was a silky tasting chocolate.

"Whoever sent all this has a strange method of cookin..not that I mind somethin this delicious..Wonder if Atty would want some. mh?"

As he moved to get back up and call his twin brother Atticus over, the first container rattled, making Jericho pause and stare.

"...Did, nah..must be seein things.."

Letting out a sigh he missed the savory contents slowly rising up and launching itself at him, earning a surprised muffled yelp from the man.

"mMphg?? GHk"

Somehow his hands only slid through the attacking substance uselessly as it wriggled and worked itself past his lips and further beyond. Struggling to free himself and failing greatly, the animated foodstuffs took its time filling his mouth before easing itself down his throat and sliding home into his empty stomach. The taste while delicious left him alarmed at what just happened, hands flying up to his now slightly filled midsection as a odd shifting sensation made itself known.

It felt as if he ate something living and it was busying itself with getting comfortable inside him.

"Wh-what in tha fuc-..wait. Oh no."

No sooner had the first container emptied itself into his gut did Jeri notice the other three were starting to shake and wriggle as their contents stretched themselves out towards him almost eagerly.

"Hold on, I don't think I can eat all this, lemme jus-uRK"

The bread flavored one didn't seem to want to wait or listen as much like the first strange food stuffs, it launched itself at his face and his open mouth. Wasting no time at all it filled Jerichos mouth with the overwhelmingly delectable tastes of bakery fresh breads smothered in warm sweet butter before sliding down his throat to join the first in his grumbling stomach.

Jericho was overwhelmingly filled by now with the oddly shifting contents making his stomach feel strangely warm. Surprisingly other than the overpoweringly full feeling he was experiencing there wasn't any pain.

The poor man sagged in his chair, catching his breath for a moment as his poor stomach whined and protested loudly as he heaved to try and relieve any sort of pressure he could. Hands flew up to undo his vest before the buttons could rip themselves free from their strained bindings on his midsection. And after a quick thought he undid the button to his pants as well to let his swollen gut sag and slosh freely at last.

"Hoooughh...Good lord..please I don't think I can get another bite down. If ya slimy lil things can even understand me jus wait a minute..hey-hey! I said-mhnp!!"

The last two had waited paitently for their host to catch its breath before combining and sliding forwards over that heavy gut and towards his mouth much like the others moments ago. Jericho tried to fight al he could but there didn't seem to be much he could do to stop the pair from prying his jaws wide open and filling his mouth with a almost sickeningly sweet but overpoweringly delectable taste of pumpkin and chocolate.

Jericho whined softly as little by little the last two eased themselves down his throat, filling him up at last as the final few morsels vanished into his swollen gut minutes later.

He felt severely full, hands coming up to gently rub and press at his alarmingly big stomach. Feeling gentle shifts from within as the contents situated themselves and left Jericho feeling drowsy and warm.

"..uugh..Surprised I -hic- could even keep that all down..Gonna have ta do somethin bout this..Maybe later.."

Filled to the brim like he was, it was next to impossible to resist the food induced coma overtaking him after that strange experience. He could figure out what just happened later after he slept some of this meal off. Leaning back carefully in his chair he got comfortable as best he could before letting sleep take him.

[tattlestarbeepbop]

Therapeutic Treatment

Hi, okay, so before I start, first of all, welcome to my first Mawedness/Mawdness story! (I don't know why there are two tags, either.) Anyway, I got inspired by a very cool person and decided to make this in my brief motivation! Content warning, this does contain v0re and G/T stuff, so if you don't like that stuff, please go look at some of my other posts (which are usually just me reblogging something cool, okay let's go. (TRANSITION TO ARENA MODE!)

You had known Sk1nner for quite an amount of time. For over ten imprints, when you and your crew fell down, he was always there to get you all back on your feet and back to business in no time flat. As far as he knew, however, he only kept you standing for one 'imprint' and you were about to come back from getting beaten up at the Nexus Core.

When you woke up in the bed, you felt something different. You felt like something was missing. Something you noticed before, but now lacked and needed. When you saw Sk1nner, your eyes filled with tears and he knew immediately something was wrong. "Hey, [PLAYER], are you alright?"

You quickly hugged him close and began to cry into his chest. Your words began to slip out of your mouth. Everything that's happened recently seemed to be against you and your crew getting what you need to survive in Nevada. He understood that even someone as battle-hardened as you needed comfort. Sometimes, comfort may be all you have left.

"I can help you feel better, but you have to trust me." You already trusted Sk1nner with your life, and considering how many times he's saved you over the years... You slowly nodded. "Good, stay right here, I have something that can make this easier." He went into the back to fetch something. You wondered what it could be.

A few seconds later, you heard a nearby door open. It was B0ssman. "Hey, Chief. Sk1nner told me 'bout what happened." He hopped up and sat down next to you on the hospital bed. "You seem real shaken up about whatever happened back there. You should take a break."

And then, as if on cue, Sk1nner opened the door to the back area of the Medbay. B0ssman pat you on the back and began to leave. "Seeya, Chief. Enjoy your break!"

Sk1nner came back, holding a vial filled with a blue substance. "Drink this, it'll make things easier." You looked up at him as you took the blue substance. It seemed harmless enough. You took a big swig of it and ended up getting dizzy enough to pass out.

You begin to wake up in a daze, feeling something holding you gently enough to feel comfortable, but firm enough to not be able to slip out of its grasp. As your vision begins to clear, your eyes set sight on... Sk1nner? You begin to realize what was happening.

Whatever Sk1nner gave you had shrunk you down to a small enough size that he would be able to hold you in one hand. "Calm down, [PLAYER]." Sk1nner tried to help you calm down. "This will make things easier for the both of us, trust me."

You were confused, at least until he pulled his mask down revealing that he's as dentally hygienic as he is healthy, which is very much so. "Everything will be okay." He attempted to reassure you before getting you ever-closer to his face.

'Sk1nner can't be serious.' You thought. 'He's not actually going to eat me.' But as he got you closer to his maw and opened it wide, you realized he wasn't joking. He's actually going to eat you. Thus, you did the only logical thing that anybody would do in this situation.

You screamed, but not before being hidden behind Sk1nner's pearly whites. It was warm, slimy, soft and dark. He began to hum with delight. Your taste must be divine if he's sucking on you like a piece of candy. He began to tilt his head back and you knew what it meant all too well.

You were sent down with a "glk!~" It felt like your descent was being traced by something outside, if only for a moment. You began to hear Sk1nner's heartbeat and breathing, and before you knew it, you were quickly released from his throat and into his stomach. As much as it was slimy, it was also oddly comfy.

It was tiring, being out on the field and fighting for your life. Maybe B0ssman knew what Sk1nner was planning and this was what he meant by a 'break.' You began to grow tired from everything and decided that he was right. You needed to keep your energy and morale up, and while this was an odd way of doing it, it was efficient either way.

"Good night, [PLAYER.] *kiss* *kiss*"

[hoofpeet]

Punk Ingo and Emmet painstakingly sowing dozens of safety sign patches to their coats

[bihet-dragonize]

I think that person saying to reclaim "reject modernity, embrace tradition" "gayly" is a great example of how too many lgbt people on this site don't understand the function of reclamation and give it way too much weight in terms of revolutionary politics and thinking. The same can be said about representation, but that's another convo this site (especially the lgbt whites) isn't ready to tackle.

For now, understand that there are certain concepts and ideas that cannot be reclaimed because they don't function as a way to describe a marginalized group but as an ideology with the sole purpose of keeping those groups marginalized if not outright eliminating them.

[stuffems]

If you try hypnotize forcefed, can you do it bewteen Auditor and 2B? (Can 100% see Audi using his powers for this)

Gods I feel like the posing is off ugh

[acorncake]

I swear my design for them keeps changing aslkfsnf. Get stuffed full of borgor

[sweetlymawd]

Secretive

What D0c does when no one’s looking.

(Warning: cookies)

<- Previous (Out of Control)

Next (Refusal to Change, Part One) ->

D0c sighed as he stared at the paper Chr1st0ff had given him. It was one of H4nk's wanted posters, but something about it was different from the others. Drastically different. He had to talk with H4nk about it, but unfortunately, he had snuck out again. Three days ago, in fact. Probably out still laying waste to his own health. D0c didn’t get it. What exactly is driving H4nk to become such a… fat slob? Does he know he's in horrible danger?

Another sigh from D0c as he put the poster aside. H4nk has to come back. He just has to. D0c munched on his chips, going over what he was going to say to H4nk in his head. He only stopped when his hand felt the bottom of the bag. Empty. With a huff, D0c crumpled up the bag and threw it away. He didn't know why, but he was having more cravings more often. But if he had to guess, it was possibly because he rarely ate proper meals. His stomach growled. He was still hungry. D0c shrugged, deciding to look through the kitchen and find another quick snack.

He just didn't expect what he saw. There were multiple plates of food on the table, including several burgers and hot dogs, chips, a few bottles of beer, and one plate of cookies in the center. Someone's bedsheet had been used as a tablecloth. The scene looked as if someone had tried to create a fancy dinner but could only make do with what they had. D0c frowned, rubbing his temple.

"Damn it, boys..." he said to himself, staring at the food. "Am I the only one with good habits around here?"

D0c then heard another small rumble from his stomach. The array of food was tempting him. He reached for one of the plates… before retracting his hand. As much as he wanted to grab a bite, he had to leave it alone. Whatever S4nf0rd and D31m0s were planning, unless they were going to binge again, D0c didn’t want to interfere with it.

Trying to ignore the temptation, he quickly made his way to the kitchen to grab another bag of chips. He opened the cabinet to find… nothing. S4nf0rd and D31m0s had grabbed the last of the chips. He checked for any other leftovers. Still nothing. Now frustrated, D0c went back over to the table to stare at the food once more.

Then he thought of something. He could take something small. Small enough so the two boys would never notice. His eyes gazed upon the plate of cookies. He knew he shouldn't indulge in sweets, but before he knew it, his hand had gotten ahold of one. He put it in his mouth and...

It was the best cookie he'd ever tasted. He savored the delectable chocolate and the slight burning sensation of mint— wait. Didn’t S4nf0rd and D31m0s say that they ate mint chocolate cookies before they… Oh no. He had already swallowed it.

D0c rushed to the nearest garbage bag. He poked two fingers down his throat, trying to trigger his gag reflex. But his vision was already starting to blur. So all he did was lean back, close his eyes, and hope that whatever happened next wouldn’t be the worst.

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“Uh, D0c… Hello?”

S4nf0rd and D31m0s were crouched next to D0c, trying to wake him up. After waving his hand in front of his face, S4nf0rd looked at D31m0s with disapproval.

“D31, I told you this was a horrible idea.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know it seems horrible, but trust me. This’ll be hilarious!”

“You think this is hilarious?! When D0c finds out, he’ll be beyond seething!”

“You mean ‘if’ he finds out. Remember? We couldn’t—“

That was when D0c began to stir. He groaned, sitting upright, clutching his head.

“…You alright, D0c?” S4nf0rd asked.

“What… I feel… so weird… I…”

D0c slowly got up off the floor. He walked towards the table.

“I’m… so hungry…”

He then grabbed one of the burgers off the table. He took a huge bite out of it, only taking a few seconds to chew and swallow. He devoured the rest of it in just about a minute. Then he grabbed another. And another. Three burgers already in his stomach and he was still eating. S4nf0rd and D31m0s were bewildered by what they were witnessing. This was what went down at the Bakery?

D31m0s walked to the end of the table and grabbed the chair, dragging it to where D0c was standing.

“Hey, D0c… You wanna sit down?”

D0c faced him, still chewing. D31m0s continued.

“…’Cuz that’s a lotta food. Not that I’m judgin’ you or anything…”

D0c didn’t say anything. He sat down, focused on finishing his fifth burger. D31m0s backed away, not wanting to anger him. Then he noticed D0c’s stomach, which was rounding out from the great amount of food he was putting away. A small belch escaped from his mouth before he kept eating. The two boys could do nothing but watch the whole time.

Eventually, D0c couldn’t reach the other foods on the table. He tried getting up, but he had gotten too heavy. His head turned to stare at D31m0s and S4nf0rd.

“…Boys… Care to help me?”

“…Huh?” S4nf0rd replied.

“I need more. I need to be... urrrp... full. There's still so much left... I... I need all of it. D31m0s... give me that bottle."

"What... Oh. Uh, sure." D31m0s complied, giving the beer bottle to D0c.

They both watched as D0c chugged it down. They still couldn't believe what they were seeing. His stomach had expanded significantly, having already caused his button to pop and his shirt to ride up. And now, with the added beer, it was gurgling loudly.

"UUOOORP!" D0c had finished the bottle. "...Ugh... I'm so f--... I... still need..."

"D0c..." S4nf0rd began. "Maybe now's the time to stop..."

"No..." D0c leaned forward, trying to grab more food, though his bloated belly squished between the table and his legs was preventing him from doing so. "...I... I say... when I've... uuurp... had... enuuh--..."

It was right then that his body couldn't take it anymore. D0c's head and arm laid limp on the table. S4nf0rd tried to shake him awake.

"D0c? D0C?!"

He laid him back into the chair, hurriedly trying to check his pulse. S4nf0rd sighed in relief. Still alive. He then glared at D31m0s.

"How could you let this happen?!"

"Uh... I didn't think he'd go this far..."

"You went too far this time, D31. He could've died."

"But he didn't! You could've stopped him!"

S4nf0rd sighed. "...You're right, D31. Absolutely right. And I wish either of us had.”

“…Yeah…” D31m0s responded, feeling guilty.

“Yeah, we’re never gonna hear the end of it once he wakes up.”

“But then again, he might have no idea. Remember how it was with us? He won’t remember any of this.”

“Let’s… just get him to bed. We can’t leave him here.”

“Right.”

With that, the two of them hoisted D0c onto their shoulders by his arms, slowly carrying him down the hall.

“What are you doing with D0c?”

They both jumped. H4nk had just returned. Turning to face him, they saw how much bigger he had gotten, so much so that he was a few feet from filling the width of the hall. Somehow, they were not surprised.

“We were… uh… just…” S4nf0rd stammered.

“You guys done with the table yet?”

“Lemme guess. You want the food?” D31m0s said. “Yeah, you can have it. We’re done with it.”

"Cool."

As H4nk turned back to feast on their leftovers, S4nf0rd and D31m0s brought D0c to his room. They laid him down onto his bed and pulled his blanket over him.

"Oof," D31m0s said. "Bet he's gonna be hurting later."

That's when S4nf0rd noticed something laying on the desk.

"Uh, D31m0s, look at this."

D31m0s walked over to see what S4nf0rd had found. It was H4nk's new wanted poster. They both read it over silently.

"Damn, this is what D0c wanted to talk to H4nk about?"

"You shouldn'tve let him have those leftovers, D31."

"We gotta stop him."

"Yeah, but keep it passive. I don't want things to escalate."

S4nf0rd and D31m0s then walked into where the dining room was.

"Hey, H4nk, buddy..." D31m0s began. "Maybe you shouldn't--"

There was nothing but scraps on the table. Looking over at the couch, they saw H4nk laid out, napping. S4nf0rd and D31m0s looked at each other, knowing they had messed up.

[sodafizzdrizz]

Mind if I get a 2b stuff tanks

Sorry this took a bit, got busy and it's my first time drawing D0c

[luminberry]

Chef of Gods?

so again..borrowing @stuffems new fun lad Faraday...along with two others you'll see later on. But rn cute stuffings

featuring a possible new oc, a aspiring chef known as Cori! (short for Coriander lol)

It was on a early saturday thrift shop dive that Cori found the oddly cute but no doubt older than dirt cookbook. It was clearly handmade, Cori couldn't find a publishing group or anything other than a very faded name and the title "An Adventure in Crafting Ambrosia", it sounded so odd but..the small and well loved book seemed to call to them in a way nothing else seemed to in that run down shop.

Paying the owner a measly two bucks, Cori took their odd prize home to try and clean it off and get a idea of what cooking secrets it held inside.

"With a title like that it should have some good recipes tucked away right? I'll see if anything looks good.."

Cori carefully flipped through the old pages, surprised at how well preserved they seemed to be overall. Several of the pages they'd have to reread..but one recipe seemed to jump out at Cori to try, they had everything needed on hand already even.

"Cloudsoft Macarons..Looks like a easy enough dessert to try out, but I've only made em once so..Hope it turns out alright."

Turns out the instructions were..oddly very exact and damn near foolproof to the letter. Cori felt like whoever wrote this cookbook really really knew what they were doing, little footnotes and excerpts helped them quickly understand the authors reasoning for certain steps. Cori felt confident these macarons would turn out perfect!

"hrm..maybe I can make two flavors? Always did love chocolate and vanilla..that'd be a good first test."

The batter split into two flavors, both Coris favorites and before long the two large trays were set into the oven to cook while they cleaned up the mess they made.

"If this cookbook is what I think it is, I might have to try and transcribe it into a newer version..would be a fun lil hobby outside of work maybe..Oh wow..wow those cookies smell fantastic so far!"

Cori was pulled from their thoughts as a outright heavenly smell started to fill their little apartment, they were certain if any of their neighbors were nearby they'd come knocking to steal a few treats for themselves. And honestly Cori wouldn't blame em, if it was them they'd definitely hunt down the source of such a delicious smell no second thoughts.

What they didn't know is that the smell wasn't just attracting their neighbors but someone else entirely. An almost sinfully good scent filled the air and the spaces between, catching the attention of a rather bored god, and their very empty stomach.

"Ohhh~! Ohh my what is that delightful smell? Seems like someone's cooking something utterly irresistible..perhaps I might pop in and see what it is? After all food is so much better being shared~"

Cori was finishing up the two batches of filling, their own stomach grumbling a bit at being teased for so long with the wonderful smells coming from their kitchen. The two batches of macarons had come out perfectly, and were currently cooling off to the side.

"I know it says to wait but..it doesn't seem fair to wait to eat something that smells that damn good..Surprised no ones kicked the door down yet..I'll finish the chocolate first then do the vanilla."

Cori talked softly to themselves as they got to work filling one half of the cookies and sandwiching them together as instructed, the finished cookies they sat aside on a dainty looking platter.

As they finished up and started on the vanilla, a soft delighted chirring noise reached their ears, making them stop for a second in confusion.

"..What was that?"

Cori looked around, finding nothing out of place let out a sigh before going back to finishing up the last of the vanilla macarons and moving to set them all on the small platter with the chocolate ones. As they moved the platter, something long and pale green moved among the cookies, making Cori let out a noise of alarm and nearly dropping the whole thing.

"AH! Wh-what the?? Oh god what was that.."

It was a bug, some sort of long pale bug..and it was hiding in the cookies of all things..Today had gone from good to horrible in seconds. At least until they heard a light voice..coming from the platter?

"My apologies darling for the fright! Just couldn't help myself, I do hope you don't mind if I have one or three of these decadent treats!"

"wh-? Who's there..? Am I losing my mind? ...cookies can't talk..can they??"

"Ahah~ Don't be so silly my dear, look closer why don't you? I won't bite~"

Cori could now clearly hear the voice, and soon got their answer as a long odd centipede-like being appeared and curled around the mound of macarons like it was a miniature mountain. Moving closer out of pure curiosity they saw it was humanoid..sorta, but well dressed in deep purple clothing and smiling up at them oh so cheerfully...Well this was new.

"You're not a cookie.."

Cori felt a blush creep up their face as the small being laughed merrily, an almost chittering noise..but somehow musical in tone..Cori found themselves slowly liking the sound oddly enough.

"Of course not my dear! I may look good but not quite good enough to eat~ No no, though as for cookies though, that's what brought me here my adorable little chef. Such a wonderful smell I couldn't resist seeing who was the cause of it, and here you are!"

Oh..well, you did think the smell was going to attract someone..just not whoever this very strange..but nice person was. They were big enough to use one or two of the macarons as a seat, well maybe sharing one or two of them with him wouldn't be bad right?

Cori had to admit having someone to share their cooking with might be nice..They pulled up a chair and sat down to be a little more at a comfortable speaking eye level with the odd newcomer in their kitchen.

"Well..uh I guess if it smelled that good then it'd be kinda rude not to let you have a few to try..I just finished the vanilla ones so..maybe we can try em both and see how they turned out?"

"Sounds like a lovely idea to me my dear~ Don't mind me then, a chef should sample their masterpieces as well!"

Cori had to admit they were right, and moved to grab one chocolate and one vanilla macaron..both were still faintly warm to the touch in their hands. They lifted the chocolate one to their mouth and did a little cheers motion to their strange new companion before biting into the confection.

Rich warm decadence erupted into Coris mouth, soft warm and fluffy chocolate in such a purely delightful taste sensation.. It made them hum in delight at the experience, the macaron seemed to just melt away on their tongue almost like eating a cloud they would say.

Looking down at their new guest, they watched as stars almost seemed to sparkle in their eyes at the taste. The large cookie didn't stand a chance against them after the first bite, making Cori laugh a bit as they went to try the vanilla one next.

The vanilla, much like the chocolate before it, melted into their mouth with a rich and damn near sinfully creamy taste unlike anything else they could make..they'd have to make these again..maybe soon because good lord. It was fairly certain the platter of cookies wouldn't last the night if Cori didn't watch themselves..but then again why not indulge? It was their hard work afterall.

Or..they would if they didn't look down to see their small guest polish off two, then four cookies back to back..It was almost mesmerizing watching the small delicate mandibles destroy each cookie they got their..many many hands on. They looked more and more like a well dressed centipede Cori thought..

It took a fair bit longer than Cori wanted to admit to realize their guest was well on their way to eating well over half the cookies somehow. Where they were putting it all in that thin frame of their was anyones guess but Cori had to stop them somehow.

"whoa whoa! Hey calm down, you keep eating like that you're gonna pop!"

"Oops..ahaha...my apologies my dear! It seems your cooking is a fair bit more delectable than I at first realized...I couldn't help myself..something so fantastic tasting -hic- deserves to be eaten -hic- don't you agree?"

They didn't look the least bit sorry about stuffing themselves like they did..looking down at the platter there was only a handful of either flavor left.. Cori was honestly more impressed than upset they managed to eat that much to begin with.

"Well..I mean, I guess you're right..better to enjoy it than let it go to waste? But you ate way too much, you look like you're gonna burst now.."

Cori, not being a particularly mean soul, gently pressed and rubbed at a particularly swollen section of their..long midsection, earning a few soft burps and relaxed sighs from their odd guest.

"Oh...please my dear, that feels so wonderful after I made a bit of a mess of myself..You're quite a delightful host I will admit..enough that I feel I should properly introduce myself! I go by Faraday my dear, and what of you?" "Oh...Well..you looked sorta uncomfortable and well..a few rubs always helped my stomach settle down if I ate way too much too quickly. You can just call me Cori, everyone else does. Nice to meet you Faraday."

Cori felt a little bit silly shaking one of the many delicate hands Faraday offered in formal greeting.

"A pleasure indeed my dearest Cori, it's been ages since I've eaten something so heavenly delicious..Tell me something my dear..are you by any chance under any superiors or benefactors?"

"wha- you mean like do I have a boss or job? Uh..n-not currently..I lost my job last week so..I kinda don't have anything goin for me at the moment...Why?"

Cori could swear they saw Faradays eyes flash, maybe it was a trick of the light? Faraday seemed a fair bit more animated suddenly, moving to sit themselves up along Coris arm and moving closer to their face with a excited smile.

"Well then..perhaps you'd consider my modest patronage darling! I'd be more than happy to ensure you'd be able to create such magnificent treats at your leisure, or whatever you'd need or desire to keep things afloat as it were. Whatever you'd desire I would be more than happy to ensure it would be a reality~"

"So..technically you'd be like my new boss?"

"Ohh something like that, Boss seems a bit inflexible..I do prefer the term "Patron" a fair bit more. I'd be happy to supply whatever you'd desire, such potential deserves to be nurtured don't you agree?"

Well.. the cookies turned out far better than Cori anticipated if it's technically already landing them a brand new job..

"Well..I don't see why not? I don't really need that much but..just having what I need to cook and eat would be enough for me to be happy honestly. Everything else I'll figure out as I go I guess. I don't wanna abuse your offer sir, if that makes sense?"

Faraday chittered once more, smiling at Cori brightly...ouhh he would enjoy this one..they were a solid find..Of course they'd bend the wording to suit them..They'd always have what they'd need to cook of course..He wouldn't want his new little chef to not be ready for him to drop by now would he?

"Oh that's more than fine my dear, you're quite a interesting find I must say. Most I make this offer to would try to take me for all I have and then some!"

"Well I don't think I'm like most here these days..I don't mind cooking for a friend now and then, you're welcomed by any time if you're sorta my boss now? Never worked for someone like you..uh do we sign paperwork or something?"

"Oh that is adorable..no no my dear, everything will be sorted out in time don't worry. But right now a hand shake will make things binding, and well if it's not to your liking we can always discuss the matter in private and confidence~"

"Oh..well alright then, sounds good to me?"

Cori had a minor worry but..what could go wrong letting something like Faraday think he's their boss..? A odd little creature sure but if they wanted to eat what they cooked now and then, well Cori could handle that, they had a small appetite anyways so it wouldn't be too bad.

The moment Coris hand closed around Faradays in a shake, they felt something tingle up their arm for half a second..Chalking it up to a nerve twinging, they sat Faraday back on the counter gently.

"Well guess I have a new job then? I'll make some tea to celebrate haha. Might make you some mint tea, could help your stomach....stomachs? settle down."

When Cori didn't hear any response they looked around and blinked..The counter was empty...

Both of the cookies and Faraday? Well all but two cookies, two chocolate and two vanilla were all that was left of the two dozen Cori had baked no more than a hour ago.

Elsewhere, Faraday was beside himself with landing such a lovely new chef..Of course he had to excuse himself to relax in his own realm and let his food settle...as well as tuck away a few more macarons for later. He was sure Cori wouldn't mind it.

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also, if gale dies and you repeat the projection's instructions back incorrectly, pretty much everyone gets fed up very quickly. except for wyll, who is very sweet and patient with tav because he's the best

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The Mawedness/Mawdness/Fullness community helped me through a really tough time in my life and I just wanna say thank you to all of you lovely people.

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this one post from @poryphoria has been living rentfree in my head for months. it’s so true. i am so normal about this concept and this theme and this fandom.

alt ending below the cut, based off the project nexus ending. while it’s cool as fuck, i am not sure if it conveys what i wanna convey!! so it’s just here as bonus content