#funniest tumblr user

[manny-jacinto]

#she's just like me fr

[formulaonedirection]

man's got jokes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ectoBiologist: don’t go up the water spout again, the water’s gonna wash you out.

arachnidsGrip: I won’t.

ectoBiologist: you won’t?

arachnidsGrip: I promise ::::)

Future! arachnidsGrip: omgggggggg ur gonna h8 meeeeeee

[paintalyx]

[picspammer]

never let me down

[p4nishers]

talking w ppl irl really is just like. wow. insane how unfunny you are compared to my close personal friend The Fictional Character

[bwobgames]

So i ended up basing an improv heavy ttrpg character on Beebo and his main skill was autistic rizz and worst skill was staying alive. I was very sleep deprived and so investigation was only his second best skill. I failed every staying alive check and only survived due to my fellow players while succeeding at every autistic rizz check. Even against the lizard gods

HELLO????

No one can't resist an autistic man covered in blood, too much rizz, can't let him die. Not even gods.

[hellscupboards]

a coworker asked if i needed anything before they headed out for the day and i responded very casually, "a lobotomy but other than that, no. Have a good evening!" and im pretty sure she pulled something laughing so hard. I didnt have the heart to tell her that i've seen that joke 6 times today on my dash alone

[cquackity]

🙂

[superherospinoff]

[Image ID: Two panels from Detective Comics #648, showing Stephanie Brown grabbing a brick and hitting Tim Drake across the face with it. Edited onto the image, there is a tumblr post reading “grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen”. End ID] 

[gorgynei]

what is so wrong if Gwen is just an ally? like what if the creators say she just is? i don't have a problem with trans people but tumblr has a case of pushing agendas before canon is actually stated... and then ignoring it if the outcome isn't what they wanted🧍‍♀️

no gwen is transgender the creators told me. shes trans and her and miles are going to take their hormones together in across the spiderverse and then ride the down with cis bus into the sunset

[chiropteracupola]

in which the chosen men kiss the homies goodnight

[slumbear]

shit like this is why I love tumblr

[piduai]

hmm.. not that this really matters but that anon who called chilchuck a 'deadbeat dad' (lightheartedly) makes me think the general sore interpretation of dungeon meshi as a whole.. the manga has so much personality and charm, i think the sanitized version of the anime is a huge bummer, it kinda opened the characters and the series to be generalized into shallow tropes for not very funny comedy and pointless shipping. just another day on tumblr dot com tho 😔

hmm i don't think the anime cut any corners or sanitized anything, it's a pretty faithful adaptation; it just didn't bother with omakes and extras, but no anime does. and the manga itself is chockablock full of online tropes, i bet kui used to be a doujinka in her youth or was at some point very online. it's just that tumblr & other western fandom type users only know how to consoom stuff in one way, which is what you described. why do you think stephen universe and voltron were so popular on here

[lupinus-bicolor]

Watched evil dead 2 yesterday and WOW that was the most fun movie experience I've had in a long time. 10/10

[hopeinthebox]

You are literally the funniest person alive. Every time I see a post from you I run to the tags knowing you’re gonna say some wildly out of pocket hilarious thing and I laugh out loud about it. Keep it up 🫡

please know that i am printing this ask out and framing it and placing it on the wall above my degree. thank you i love you i'm here all week