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When ppl ask why traditional men and women don’t get together the answer is literally so simple. Like these kind of women are all about misogyny until the disrespect comes. And I’m talking true degradation and disrespect; as in they want the man to make all the choices till they realize it’s ALL the choices. They don’t want to think until they realize they don’t GET to. It’s the same reason when ppl ask why ppl like Pearl don’t shut the fuck up since it’s not traditional for women to speak. Their entire view of traditional relationships is Pinterest Boards, Incel tweets, and 40s propaganda posters.
Like it’s all ‘why can’t I just stay at home and cook for the kids’ ok but what happens when you want to go out on a fun trip and he says no. What happens when kid A is sick with X and kid Z is sick with Y and there’s a parent teacher conference for kids L-P and once ur done with all that u have to have food on the table? Like these women don’t think it through at all, which is part of the problem btw like that bimbo resurgence shit is just another excuse for y’all not to fucking think, and then when it’s 30 years down the line and they’re stuck in loveless marriages (because these men don’t love them. They think it’s love but when they tell you to shut the hell up about something you were interested in before them it starts to click) they blame the whole damn world and it’s so sick.
#this isn’t anything new or revolutionary like I’m just sick of seeing the same shit everywhere#it’s not feminism fighting against the trad life btw it’s most definitely capitalism 🙏🏾#y’all (✋🏻) have to work bc we (🙏🏾) don’t do that for u anymore#anywayyys#it’s just so funny#like not funny haha#funny these people are so unserious#and it’s crazy how ppl get comfortable in their oppressions once the bank is affected#almost like that’s the point#sometimes I think we’re making so much progress and then it’s like. we’re back to chapter one#THIS is what 101 feminism should be btw#like idk not to bring up Barbie#but like THATS not even feminism 101#I already said this but like any class 101 plants the seeds of what you’ll be discussing#racism 101 WILL mention capitalism#even in passing#for example#any kind of feminist who doesn’t even glance at it right off the bat?#Idcccc#whatever this got disjointed#I’m not fixing it tho tgtgigi
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Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#jeremiah fnaf#fnaf max#Cindy fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#THIS is another unserious comic btw#BUT I JUST find it funny we’re told thru the whole FNAF movie that like#everyone hates Mike he has no friends most people are angry at him#then a good portion of the folks who actually meet Mike#just genuinely like him#or in some cases like Cindy the ice cream girl straight up have a crush on him#Mike has some unspoken rizz to him idk#everyone loves a sleepy guy 🩵#what makes it funnier is Mike doesn’t even pick up at all people like him#that one ‘meet the Robinson’s’ bit#love you Mike Schmidt you’re so funny 💜💜
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was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.
#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION.#margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment#‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team#i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them.#u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho#but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr#ally beardsley you are so special to me#fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should#they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me#yna.txt#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#ally beardsley
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endless ghifs 17/? ⛧ source — Absolution at Carolina Rebellion 07/05/2016
#what is coherent colouring ....#these became less serious with every extra frame of him screaming so i made it more unserious sorry ksdhbjh#yeeaargh am i right#deleted so much of that scream otherwise it would have been 4 gifs in a row. highly recommend watching the footage#eg_series#user copia all tag#papa emeritus iii#the band ghost#flashing gifs#nameless ghouls#terzo#<- do people use that tag? may as well#maybe i should have done 4 straight gifs actually that would have been funny#user copia edits
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mtdd week day 5 - au
idol au moment yayyy. they have history
#mtddweek2024#i think this would be shortly after Susie joins#she’s not very confident in her place in the group yet but through shenanigans she follows flamberge on this goose chase#and they get to bond a little bit and bla bla bla#flamberge doesn’t care much but i think being surrounded by so many reserved people she’s kind of excited to witness drama up close for onc#also tried to make meta’s dialogue a little less formal since he’s yknow. Not a knight here lol#debated having Kirby just call him meta but#this au is already self indulgent might as well go all in#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#kirby#flamberge kirby#susie haltmann#idol au#quinn does comics#sorry divorced mtdd is so funny to me lol#this is incredibly unserious but i got stuck on whether or not to include the bet thing because maybe that’s. a bit much#but i dont think any of them would care enough to investigate otherwise lol..?#im gonna speculate the bet was Zan’s idea tho
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f1.com doesn't have the new suit designs up yet so daniel, yuki, valetteri and guan yu are just there like those paper dolls you can attach clothes to 😭😭
helpppp them lmao
#daniel ricciardo#yuki tsunoda#zhou guanyu#valtteri bottas#f1#f1blr#f1 u remain the most patently unserious sport#i know people barely look at websites anymore#but this is still so funny#why would u do them like that#wiz.yaps
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absolutely love how goromi was introduced in kiwami obviously for haha-man-in-dress comic relief and was described via rgg online as simply one of majima’s attempts to annoy kiryu into fighting him but most of the fandom took one look at her and were like. oh FUCK yeah. genderqueer ICON. we’re gonna simp for her like nothing you’ve ever SEEN
#the people know what they wanna see#fr tho it’s funny to me how unserious that cameo was and yet everyone took it and SPRINTED#rightfully so#don’t get me wrong I’m not saying there aren’t other reasons majima can be interpreted as gnc#just. yeah I don’t think they were thinking about that much when they designed/wrote in goromi#they didn’t know what kinda storm they had comin#goromi#majima#yakuza#yk1#kiwami 1#rambling
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Spin his evil slot machine to win an evil prize
Nightmare belongs to Jokublog :3
#nightmare sans#utmv#shitpost#art#undertale#i dont think he would actually say this but i needed to draw someone saying it#its just so funny to me#how are people this unserious#/pos
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Scrolling through his tag ive noticed that sukuna suffers from fandom misinterpretation disease. What ever happened to his whimsy? His silly? His facial expressions? Everyone draws him stone faced or angry, like i think the guy smiles the most out of everyone in the show
#hes also funny as fuck?? hes so unserious.#hes only ever serious when trying to intimidate people but he only ever does that to other curses#like he has a reputation. obvi hes keeping up with it#but like outside of that? towards sorcerers and general people? he is just some funny guy#jjk#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#shut up evan#jujutsu kaisen
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help i was just looking some things up and i ended up on zukos wiki page and girl this guy would have the funniest resume ever lmao
like imagine going through someone's resume and seeing tea shop assistant, fire lord and traitor to the fire nation all listed on the same page lmaooo
#like this is so ???*$*×*#the (amnestied) after traitor to the fire nation is killing me#zuko you're so funny#how can you not love him#i'd hire him#he's so unserious#the only thing thats missing is his time as the blue spirit#also imagine having both the title of fire bending master AND sword fighting master under your belt...#not a lot of people could say the same abt themselves....i'm just saying..#zuko my dangerous multi talented political ex tea shop assistant#who else is doing it like him
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I love conversations w my bestie hatsune miku but
Now I read all my messages immediately after they send
in sukuna's voice
or just. Imagining him saying these things is so ajshchsksmcjskd
#Jjk manga spoilers#Posted w permission btw#We are so unserious#Maybe#Listen we are talking about this as a STORY not as real people it's ok#Screenshots#Funny#Discord#True form sukuna#Jjk smau#sukuna smau#Hajime Kashimo#Sukugo#Gojo Satoru#jjk spoilers#hatsune miku#new pfp#Procrastination#lobotomy kaisen#inumaki x okkotsu
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my partner's family is 100% how i'm going to get covid
#i'm immunocompromised and i swear some people think that means hypochondriac who worries too much#her brother and his wife have covid. he tested positive on tuesday morning. on tuesday afternoon her parents saw the wife.#my partner wanted to see them this weekend and asked if they've seen her brother since he got sick and they said no.#it did not occur to ppl that the person who SLEEPS NEXT TO HIM and then TESTED POSITIVE a couple days ago was also included in that#on top of that her dad asked to hang out indoors because he's been feeling sick and didn't feel up to being outdoors...#i love them and it's important to spend time with them but oh my god how did you not put these pieces together#btw all this was revealed over an hour spent indoors eating together like. THEY DID NOT PUT IT TOGETHER#i really hope we don't get infected this round i hate this so much#please don't get me wrong her parents are genuinely a massive blessing in my life and i love them very much and am so so grateful for them#but i'm frustrated how unseriously the entire world is taking this#anyways if we get covid from them and not from my partner's brother's wife's family (half of whom are republicans) it'll be darkly funny#if i die from covid i'm haunting all of you btw for NOT FUCKING MASKING
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speaking of watanuki one of my favourite pages of xxxholic is watanuki seeing doumeki in his cool swanky check pattern yukata and immediately thinking 'he is SOOOOOOO not cute' because ??;;?:!:?:!:!?????????? like girl we know you work on opposite day logic you are not subtle in the slightest
#xxxholic#listen#watanuki is so fucking funny#hes so unserious#thats oomf#he hisses at people and has boy trauma and got cursed with double depression on top of his regular depression of course he does these things#but hes such a silly cow
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i think it’s so funny when someone says “can you rec some fics for xyz ship” and the person recs the most kudoed fics in the fandom like surely you must know they have read that..
#it’s like someone saying hey i’m really into horror movies you have any recs? and i’m like sure! heard of scream? or texas chainsaw massacre#deeply unserious behavior like so ridiculous it verges on funny like you jsut have to laugh atp#also just to say. you can EASILY find unknown fics w any pairing if you just. you know. use the filters…#also there’s people who’ve posted shit like “i can’t read a fic unless it has xyz number of hits” and atp i just tune out cause ur a loser
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"You... shall not... pass... Asmodel..."
#j'onn j'onzz#martian manhunter#justice league#please he's so cute and funny i need to hug him#he's so unserious pretending to be serious to mess with people#he and john stewart should get along like house on fire i think#or however that phrase goes
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I’m not rooting for Candace Owens just because she spoke out about israel and Zionists, man.
#fuck that bitch#spent over a decade dancing like a monkey for white people but now she’s trying to low key rebrand because she can’t make money off of#brain dead white people anymore#the funny thing is wp don’t stand on shit like#I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw liberals trying to stand by her side and accept her now#nvm i actually did see some 🤪#like just as long as she says things that they personally believe in then they’re fine despite the antiblackness and other shenanigans lol#it’s crazy#rambling#she’s trying to pull a Stacey dash from what it seems#twitter liberals are lifting her up just because she said that she refuses to spread islamphobic rhetoric but… um#what about all of the shit shes been saying about black people for years 🧍🏾♀️?#wp and nb liberals are so unserious bro#she was an obvious grifter#grifters don’t believe every little thing they say. they just have to say it though#and make it sound as convincing as possible so that gullible people will continue to throw their money at them#just as long as the grifters are reaffirming these stupid people beliefs the money will continue to roll in regardless of how insane they#might sound#as for that nigga Alex jones… yeahhhh. He 100% believes all of that shit 😭
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