#fyodor is 30

[valenteal]

Fyodor was briefly in the secret founding of the detective agency which took place 12 years before the main storyline. He looked pretty much the same. He had to have been at least 18. Which means he is at least 8 years older than Dazai and at least 30 in the main story line.which would also make him older than Shibusawa by at least 1 year.

Anyway I think a lot of people grossly underestimate Fyodor’s age (I am also guilty of this) and assume he’s about as old as Dazai. He is not. He was already a prolific international criminal when Dazai was 10.

[originalartblog]

HOW THE TURNTABLES

[nitpick7]

bsd pronouns headcanons but it's in a tierlist format for some reason. (text-only version under the cut.)

i know some of these takes are insane but i believe that i am correct. i do welcome other takes though i LOVE talking about gender headcanons with people!

text-only tierlist:

she/her: agatha christe, higuchi, elise, teruko, kouyou, haruno, yosano.

she/they: karma, yuan, sigma, lucy, kyouka, tsujimura.

she/it: louisa.

she/neos: naomi.

he/him: andré gide, alexander pushkin, mori, mark twain, rimbaud, adam frankenstein.

old man drag show (he/him): kunikida, francis fitzgerald, herman melville, fukuzawa, fukuchi, hirotsu.

he/they: atsushi, tj eckleburg, katai, fyodor, katsura, shirase, nathaniel hawthorne, minoura.

he/it: kajii, odasaku, verlaine, ivan goncharov.

he/they/it: akutagawa, tanizaki, ango, lovecraft, bram stoker.

he/neos: tachihara, nikolai, natsume.

he/she: kenji, margaret mitchell, jouno.

he/she/they: chuuya, dazai, gin, tetcho, shibusawa, poe, john steinbeck.

they/them: aya, mushitarou.

any pronouns: ranpo.

neopronouns: Q (kyusaku).

[orangewsunglasses]

lazy comic because i feel bad for aya

[bajablastable]

2 little guys.gif

[flyolai-brainrot]

i know dazai seems to be the one most likely to kill fyodor but

what if someone else does and then before he can assume their body, they kill themselves?

specifically for angst purposes what if: nikolai?

[crowscadence]

So I played the bsd L’amor Mersault dating sim, short but fun lol

[skj-weebmam]

Just finished watching bungo stray dogs, and im still kinda mad about Fyodor died

[little-blurry-stars5]

BERNADETTE, YOU ARE MY LIBERITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I CELEBRATE THE DAY YOU CHANGED MY HISTORYYYYYYYYY

[shibusawaz]

got a dead apple artbook. might become the desd apple stan of tumblr again

[vypridae]

HOPE YOUR HEAD FEELS BETYER!! HEADACHES SUCK

anywayys requesting mori or tecchou or fyodor for the character thing [or bc you don’t need to do all of them pick and choose <3]

DOING ALL OF THEM i cant do the doodles i dont have the motivation for art rn i lied about that BUT ILL DO ALL THREE OF THEM

under a cut because these got LONG

MORI

first impression

honestly i think when i first met mori in the anime i was like oh hes sweet i like him . then it was the whole "woah port mafia boss!!!!" thing and i was like oh hes sweet and deadly i like him .

impression now

i love him soo much did you know. hes so fun hes just a silly guy . silly !!!

favorite moment

honestly the moment (from the manga specifically) thats stuck with me the most was the frame that he like, put tachihara's hd hat on his head and was like "you dropped something" it just STUCK with me

outside of canon manga stuff tho i love the little intersection in wan ep 11 that hes like "WHAT DID YOU SEND ME DAZAI ... THESE ARE ... SCARY!!!!!" like hes just so silly i love him

idea for a story

genuinely i do not think about story ideas enough to have a solid one for him but if it counts i often think about him accidentally stealing one of fukuzawa's scarves from That Era i forgot how old he was at the time . and then just keeping it . and fukuzawa finds out somehow . i love them shut up

unpopular opinion

uhhh liking mori in general FSJKHASJKHASFJKG like have you seen this fandom . 99% of the people here fucking hate mori with a passion . and just liking him is super controversial . aside from that though ive seen analyses (tending to be like "mori and pedophilia" or something along those lines) and honestly they make me feel like hes just being really uuuh whats the word. really abstract with how he says things i guess? like one in particular i remember was a word in the original manga (jap) and he said a word that means both "wife" and "thing by my side" or something like that, when theres so many different words he could have used if he wanted to be Creepy specifically. idk theres my mori opinion its so controversial i know block me if u'd like but i love him

favorite relationship

HAHA zskk . easily . love those dumbass gayasses

favorite headcanon

uuuuuh . probably trans mori honestly FJKHASDFGHADFG maybe im biased (trans) but like ... idk i am very biased about this

TECCHOU

first impression

genuinely when i first met all of the hunting dogs i forgot all of their names immediately . as chapters went on though i think the two main things i remember thinking "hes adorable" and "hes in love with jouno 100%"

impression now

i . love him . so much . he is the silliest little guy ever and hes also me . also hes still in love with jouno btw

favorite moment

every one of them /j no but fr in specific i love the ant scene (it was one of the only ones i remembered from the manga after i read that chapter i think), the justice speech / kenji fight (GOD hes so cool) and when he gets hit by the car (that was THE FUNNIEST ever)

idea for a story

oh my god okay so imagine jouno is sick and tecchou is taking care of him . that is all

unpopular opinion

i dont actually think i have an unpopular opinion for tecchou . at least not one that i can think of???? like with tecchou i think most of my hcs line up with how a lot of the fandom talks about him

favorite relationship

EASILY WITHOUT A DOUBT ITS SUEGIKU OH MY GOD

favorite headcanon

he can cook !!!!! he can cook really well and i like to imagine even though he refuses to eat anything thats not the same color he likes cooking stuf he knows jouno likes and doesnt force him to eat any of his "weird" food combos because he knows jouno doesnt really like stuff like that so he cooks how jouno likes for jouno and how he likes for himself . UAHUAUAHGUA

FYODOR

first impression

i think i initially went "oh my god" when i saw fyodor . fell for him IMMEDIATELY and also initially hated fyolai???

impression now

still falling . now love fyolai . improvements !!!

favorite moment

YES. /j

in all seriousness, some of my favorite moments with fyodor are uuh

the dead apple scene where hes on the rooftop and goes "this is too much fun :)" because i think honestly that scene made me fall SO HARD . also he just looks really pretty there dont question me

time for happy group counseling hour !!!!!! hmm? hi everybody im your host fyodor dostevsky- okay hold up stop right there. whats the problem? exactly, what? exactly what what? ooooooooh . life counseling . < that whole scene

ALSO THE THE THE the tHE . WHERE HE KICKS NIKOLAI'S BOOMBOX IN THE MANGA. HSE SO MEAN I LOVE HIM

idea for a story

oh my god. ok so basically . connected oneshots but one member of fyosiglai is individually insecure for some reason and the other two are like FUCK NO YOU ARENT and love them and cherish and praise them until theyre like oguhgug

unpopular opinion

hes pretty i LOVE HIM hes SO PRETTY ive seen HUNDREDS of people say hes UGLY hes SO NOT UGLY i LOVE HI

(in all seriousness, ive seen a lot of people say he'd be like, an abusive manipulative awful husband / boyfriend / whatever, and i literally just cannot see that happening . like, i feel like he'd want the perfect world FOR his s/o, he fell for them for a reason sort of thing . idk maybe i just love him but hgjkahfjkahdfjk)

favorite relationship

fyosiglai. or fyodor and me /j (/hj)

favorite headcanon

UUUUUH UH UH UH UH UH OH MY GOD I HAVE SO MANY HCS ABOUT HIM I LOVE HIM hes a cat person thats one of my favorites . if there is a cat on his lap he will not move

i also love the idea that he cannot for the life of him play horror games because he gets jumpscared and screams and he HATES that bc "vulnerability bad" (nikolai likes when he plays horror games anyway he thinks its funny when he gets jumpscared and screams really loud)

actually scratch that . fyodor is just bad at video games because i love that idea . hes good at logic games but when it just comes down to "survive!!!" or "do this objective" or something i love the idea that hes just Dog Ass at it

[buddyhollyscurls]

me to totski: if u even BREATHE in Alexandra's direction i will kill you

[kitsquared]

The clock in the airport and atsushi's phone clock actually move as the scenes go which is neat

But it's already been 15 minutes and if they're running on the same time as meursault fyodor and dazai have 15 mins before the poison gets them lmao

[astolfofo]

[bloomxng-per4wxnkle]

BSD 107 SPOILERS

Cw:Blood,injury,mention of death.

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Listen I don't want dazai to d word but how is he even alive after the free fall ??

[yeonban]

By the way, a fun fact (headcanon) about my Kolya's ability: The reason his range is 30 meters is because his ability matches the height of the Christ The Redeemer statue (also exactly 30 meters tall). It simultaneously fits the religious theme he and Fyodor have going on, with Fyodor likening himself to Jesus Christ himself, and is equally an irony on how Nikolai's character exists very much "in opposition to God", as nicely put by Fyodor.