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I'm just sAYING-
#they didn't need to cut his hair#nimona#sir goldenloin#ambrosius goldenloin#it's honestly homophobic of them#turned him into the most generic ass looking gay I've ever seen in my life#I can excuse the huge sad puppy eyes they gave everyone#(just barely)#but the HAIR#I simply cannot#and it's not like they weren't simulating plenty of other ppl's hair no 3D excuses#they wanted to make them look less edgy and alt and quirky and turned them into mainstream boring looking ppl#instead of leaning into the quirky grungy setting that is part of what makes the original so charming smh
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Tims hair is my least favorite thing to draw I do not know why I gave him a fuck ass jelly fish cut but I hate his fade bro
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
#marvel#venom comics#eddie brock#venom#venom the hunger#gay#symbiotes#symbrock#symbiote funny#meme#from the weird lookin ass Eddie#at least theyre holding hands#bro lookin disheveled af#crusty#cut your hair#please get right#youre scaring me#stop looking at me
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IM GOONG TO KILL MYZSLF. THIS YAOI MUST BE TROLLING. THE UKE DIED AND LIKE GOT A NEW BODY WHATEVER BUT OMFG HE WENT FROM A MANLY BROWN HAIRED BEEFCAKE TO SOME SKINNY TWINK BLONDIE WITH HUGE GREEN EYES. LITERALLY THE WORST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE NOW HES SMALLER AND SHORTER THAN THE SEME CAN MY DAY- NO WEEK- NO YEAR GET ANY WORSE?!? FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK TINY PRETTY BOY UKES OH MY GOD **banging head into wall** IM STICKING AROUND BC UKES PERSONALITY IS WUNDERBAR BUT THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST BODY ALTERNATION FUCKING EVER. I WANT TO CRY.
#I HATE SMALL UKES I HATE PRETTY UKES I HATE CUTIEPIE FEMININE UKES#I HATE BLONDE UKES AAAAAUAUAUGHQJSJWJJSW **HEAD EXPLODES**#HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE#HE COULDVE BEEN IN GOLDEN KAMUY LEVEL BEAUTIFUL#BIG AND TALL WITH STRENGTH AND SHORT HAIR#OMFG HIS REINCARNATED BODY ALSO HAS A GAY ASS WOLFCUT LIKE PRETTY BOY CUT#INSTEAD OF AN UGLY SHORT 20 DOLLAR HAIRCUT#KMSSSS HIS SHORT 14 DOLLAR HAIRCUT WAS ALSO SO CUTE#STRONG JAWLINE AND EVEN A BIT SOFT ON TOP OF THAT MUSCLE#SO FUCKING GOOD.... ALL OF IT... DESTROYED#this is the only time ever i think death of the uke might have been a bad thing#(the more i like a character the more i yearn to watch them die on screen)
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I have never heard anyone speak so passionately about anything as that night vale guy is talking about this scientist’s hair
#welcome to night vale#wtnv#started welcome to night vale bc I couldn’t find a good YouTube video to listen to <\3#wishing this gay ass radio voice man well when it comes to his Carlos related endeavors#sorry ur man cut his hair
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There are a couple tropes I really love in the space of Miraculous Ladybug fan works, but quite possibly my favorite is when the miraculous holders just get creature from using their powers.
Like yeah, I would say that hosting the power of an abstract concept given sentience, that got shoved into the shape of an animal and bound to a piece of jewelry, would kinda mess with your body a bit.
The little bit of this we get in canon is basically that Adrien loves being a cat and the whole Tikki munches incident.
But I love it when people give them ears and wings and tails, give them eyes that aren't quite human anymore. Fuck with their gender and their sense of body. Sometimes it's body horror, sometimes it's just aesthetic. Love it either way.
I just think it's so fun, a lot of the time it's combined with the like "when a holder and the kawami really respect and bond with each other there's nothing that can be done except having magic bleed into the holder" I think that's fun, but also just making the animal of the kwami a bigger deal is fun. Like if you're going to make it a ladybug you might as well give her wings and antenna and mirrored eyes.
#yes I do like ml#there's just so many characters I like to mess with in my head#also sue me I'm trans and have a certain respect for body horror. for the forced change of your physical self especially when you chose it#anyway I alwasys ramble in the tags#I set up this side blog to hide random writing thoughts I had and oh boy do I have a lot and none of them are on here#and recenetly (and by recently I mean like the past year) I've been hit with so many ml thoughts)#they're all gay#and some of them are cohesive#actually a lot of them revolve around chloe and au's where she gets a meaningful improvement arc#give that gay girl intresting stuff#miraculous ladybug#ml#although one of my ideas is also my very fun very gender take of ml where to conceal their identities ladybug and chat start pretending#to be different people under the masks like they don't need to like explicitly say. they just#switch costumes a lot and they like slyly hint at maybe theres dozens of people who pass around the miraculous to make sure that their#Identities are always safe#and to support the act they also start changing the genders they present as as holders. everyone is like “it's clearly multiple people”#and during this process marinette and Adrien are both like slowly having personal gender revelations#and gabe is like tearing his hair out over having to fight this secret group of superheros that he can never find or catch#but he's still just getting his ass kicked by two kids who're doing the world's most successful costumes change bits#it's like those “fake dating” tropes where they're like “oh but we really do love each other” but with gender#“oh I've got a great idea lets pretend to be different genders sometimes”#cut to “hmh ok so I think I'm not pretending anymore”#oh I do always ramble in the tags
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Some of Tim’s most underrated and disrespected looks, tbh.
#tim drake fanart#tim drake art#tim drake#ron’s art tag#shut in the fuck up ron#man respect the crew more pLEASE.#it’s a boy-cut and the only one Alfred knows how to do!!! 😭#and so so trans-coded.#n52 Tim’s hair is so slur worthy. ♥️#shaped like a judgmental gay man but he’s supposed to be “straight”. okay honey. 🙄#denial is a river in egypt#you are gay.#anime haircut speaks for itself.#god-tier tbh :///#as for depression…#yeah.#anyway#STOP DISRESPECTING HIS OTHER LOOKS BECAUSE THEY AREN’T HIS GAY ASS TWINK ASS MIDDLEPART#F U CK!!
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hey YRF if John and SRK don't have a homoerotic moment that sets the stage up for an AU hate f*ck at least once in this film just so we can fully cement the latter's consistently rumored sexuality i'm suing for damages
#film: pathaan#pathaan#bollywood#srk#shah rukh khan#john abraham#local gay watches Bollywood.txt#for legal reasons that was a joke#(only partially *cough*)#but no you don't understand. John is back to his Dhoom era but DILF edition. according to the trailer we are dragging Pathaan#back from whatever exile he was in#he is also coming in DILF edition#although if both you and Kabir are in exile atm i'm going to put that down and say maybe they f*cked. idk don't quote me on this#bc the only thing i can think of that would drag a man back to the agency like that is 1. a threat to the country or 2. the promise of d*ck#that he does not already have#so what better thing to do upon your return than potentially f*ck the enemy#and get a girlfriend who pulled off a look that screamed butch lesbian (the bleached hair!!! the short cut!!!)#like the bisexual you are#ykw the more i wait for this the more salty i am that i will not be able to see it in theaters#most likely i will have to wait for the Prime release and that is too long for me not to be planning a whole ass queer plot in my head#that doesn't exist in the real world#brb going to cry now
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maybe controversial statement but. people who draw default f!hawke but with longer hair are cowards
#ya girl has a gay ass pixie cut. accept and embrace it#now. for the record this is not a diss on people with long haired hawkes#but like. you know when they have the exact face of default hawke and the only difference is longer (more heterosocially acceptable) hair#that is uh. hmmmmm. to me#that. is not a custom hawke. that is variant default hawke. and it's not necessarily bad but why do you feel the need to do that to her#custom hawkes with long hair are all beautiful and will survive the winter however. for the record.
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when i tell you i wanted to look exactly like 90s kon-el at the beautiful age of 13 and yearned for it since everything on planet earth makes sense
#i still cant tell you how jazzed i was the first time i got the current haircut i get bc i was like fuck. you made me 90s pretty boy.#YOU MADE ME KON... never occurred to me i could just get a similar hairstyle really. esp bc i also really like dicaprio's 90s cut too#i was just like well. generic masculine short hair forever like Dude... You Could Have Had An Inspo....#but it was funny. bc i didnt ask my current hairstylist for that cut either she just went after you showed me your previous haircut and tol#me how it was long on top faded down the sides well i saw your gay ass handcuff earring (DIDNT SAY THAT. BUT DID CITE MY JEWLERY) and went#well i think this would fit with all of that perfectly. AND SHE WAS RIGHT. and i like how it grows out too.so i win often#im sad she's booked all the way until literally the weekend before i leave for school... but i need a haircut now so im getting one from a#diff lady my mama knows. who cuts her hair. and well hopefully it will be done alright. my only hope#honest to god to make me happy with a haircut i just have to leave Not Looking Like A Girl. and i'll be joyed#static.soundz
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don’t ask me which character from wwdits i relate to, it’s all of them get over it
#nadja the most though#nandor is a lonley ass bitch just like me#guillermo’s yearning-same gurl#laszlo’s love for his wife and also his general.. everything same#colin i too info dump#the guide is blonde and gay just like me#wwdits#nadja is def the most like me though lol she even got my hair cut
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Rattle snake this rattle snake that… WHAT ABOUT COOOL SCORPION?? HUH WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER DESERT CRITTERS
I love drawing bugs so I had to
#phighting art#phighting fanart#phighting!#phighting#phighting scythe#I love adding things I like to characters from games!!#I also hc her having a gay ass butch hair cut cause she’s so pretty to me#I love messed up women in FICTION
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call my brother cuckoo the way hes clocking me left and right
#WHAT IS WRONG W THAT MAN 💀💀💀#when i started cutting my hair he was like 'ur hair looks gay'#AND NOW HES LIKE. ur makeup makes u look like a trans guy and im over here like 👁👁 where areyou GETTING THIS FROM#hes literally pullingthose conclusions out of his ass and hes RIGHT but he will never know <3#piksla.txt
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chopped 15 inches off my hair today and dyed it red and im too hot for all of you now no one talk to me
#for context im apostolic#for yall who dont know apostolics are the types of christains who dont cut there hair and dont wear pants#and dont wear skirts and dresses below their knees#i dont have those beliefs specifically but my beliefs are most simular to apostolics than any other christian denomination#so i consider myself apostolic#and it was never really pushed onto me but i just never got my hair cut besides like three trims in my life#because i was scared of the church judging me#and my autistic ass is too scared of change#but im part of a really good church now and theyre not judgy#and im having a crisis#and so i did what tik tok told me to do when im having a crisis and i cut off all my hair and dyed it#its like right above my shoulders now and a really dark red- almost brown#and i love it#it feels like im rebelling against something#but im not#but i dont look boring anymore#max thinks shes relevant#im talking about being apostolic on a tumblr account that i have because i write gay fanfiction#love that for me
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minori is so queer-coded there’s no way it’s an accident but i . do not know if they’re actually gonna make anything explicit in the show. and i’m not looking anything up bc i’m so close to the end and i don’t wanna spoil myself at this point
#‘maybe i prefer girls’ ‘i wanted to cut my hair short like a boy’ ‘my nickname used to be mr. lady’#and whatever the hell gay ass friendship she and taiga have#like. come ON.#aeron.txt
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I have a week to stew about actually committing to chopping off all my hair 😬
#most of my hair anyway#I guess it’d be an undercut that I’m getting#I had a dream that I cut it and it’s hot as fuck in austin#so it’d be nice to have it off my neck#closing out pride month with a gay ass hair cut let’s gooooo#the barbershop I’m going to gives you beer while you wait which I’ll need for the anxiety 😂
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