#general hale

[oh-three]

[luckysalbum]

Wtf is this downward spiral yo-yos character is going in. Her and Simmons keep doing shit they aren't supposed to because "they can't die" You sound like you're in a manic episode . Like can someone explain.

[daisybeewrites]

AoS as DnD archetypes… Villains edition!

ask and you shall receive, @just-ten-cents

first up, ~Cal~

Look, y’all. He’s a silly little guy. He occasionally goes into a rage so deep and painful that he kills everyone around him. He is the dark side of barbarians. The painful side of barbarians. And look, i’m not saying he was justified, but I am saying he really tried to be a good dad.

~Raina~

I love her your honor. Look. She is very charismatic. She’s intelligent. She has great survival instincts. She’s a very well-rounded player… but I have to place her as a wizard in the school of divination. I think she’s always one step ahead, whether from a vision or intuition, and being a divinatory wizard just makes sense to me.

~Ruby~

Ruby is my bbg I know she’s a bitch and also a pretty weak villain but she’s also my age and the teenage angst is real. I’m calling paladin for her! She’s athletic and charming and I feel like she’s a paladin of the oath of glory.

speaking of mom, ~Gen. Hale~

Warlock. She made so many deals with so many devils for power and it turned around bit her. She would have been a great warlock if she wanted to be good, but instead she bargained for more and more power and went along with schemes that she knew were wrong and just. look the Hale’s make me so sad and angry. cycles of abuse and all that

~Kasius~

This blue bitch Veruca Salt hamf. I cannot stand him. He has zero skills. His only skill is acting entitled and being dramatic. This bitch doesn’t even have a class because Sinata does it all for him. He’s basically an animal companion like hello?

~Sinara~

Assassin rogue

~Ward~

Time for everyone’s most hated, Grant Ward. I have so many strong words for him. I’m mostly mad because he’s actually a well-written villain, like he is the epitome of villain that even though he wanted to be redeemed he just plain couldn’t. I want to call him a paladin of oath of revenge but honestly? he’s just a fighter. He isn’t a fighter like Bobbi, no, he isn’t fighting to live and love and survive. He’s fighting and reaching out and clawing at everything around him because hurting people feels good. He is the worst type of fighter.

~Jiaying~

This hurts me to type, but Jiaying is a cleric of the grave. Her gift was supposed to be used to carry on a legend, to teach and foster new generations and stay alive long enough to look after the inhuman community. She was supposed to work to provide a safe place for healing and recovery. She was supposed to be a cleric of haven and healing, but instead she’s a necromancer.

Anyway! Stay tuned for pt. III where I assign my fav side characters classes!

[saudades-whore]

rewatching AoS and once again staggered by the fact my Mom voluntarily compared our relationship to hale and ruby

[thingsasbarcodes]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5x20 - The One Who Will Save Us All

[hitchell-mope]

And she means that in the literal sense.

[jennastarkhasaheart]

i think thats everyone. I hope. If I forgot someone major, please tell me and Ill probably do a part 4.

[the-mother-of-lions]

what did you do

[stilesonthehunt]

Derek: Can you cut me some slack, Stiles? I’m sort of in love. Stiles: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Peter: *sighs* He's in love with you. Stiles: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

[stilessderek]

[oh-three]

Gonna be honest; Hale, Talbot, and Coulson make a really neat trio.

That said, watching Talbot kill Hale will never not be satisfying to me after what she did to him. Even if he was losing his mind and spiraling into a villain at the time. He deserved to do that to her.

[hop-a-lot]

Save a horse

[kozilmog]

Can you turn Derek of teen wolf into a gym bro? Or a military?

Derek Hale -> Gym Bro

Hearing about a popular gym, Derek decided to check it out, however, when he got there, he discovered a pair of red shorts that held the scent of Stiles.

Picking them up, all he could smell was Stiles, which was impossible. Stile wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. And yet...

Not noticing how they're enchanted to make the holder want to put them on and how putting them on drains their IQ for pure muscle gains.

Before he's able to take them off again, the testosterone's flowing and he's bulking up like he's never done before.

Now he's a fellow gym bro, realising they're his shorts all along and that he should bring Stiles there for his own work out and indoctrination into the bro-hood.

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[tk5reader]

I’ve been feeling very “prompt week” but I’m also entirely incapable of being original. So I’ve decided to make an incorrect quotes streak (regardless of if they’ve been done before or not) until the feeling goes away.

Quote 12

Stiles: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Derek: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Stiles: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE PUPS WITH ME

Scott, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[thingsasbarcodes]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5x18 - All Roads Lead...

[hitchell-mope]

Oh god. This isn’t going to be one of those “I had a terrible day at school once so I became a living nightmare” things is it? Because I hate those.