#get sauced

[wiiildflowerrr]

@5SOS: It’s hard to believe we survived the great sauce scandal of 2023.

"I THOUGHT ALL THREE OF US WOULD BE SAUCING?!!!"

[bluegiragi]

down on my knees

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this short comic was drawn as fanart of the fic Won't you help me (down on my knees?) by @c4tto626, which is very explicit and incredibly hot and also gave me brainworms <3 send them a kudos and a nice comment if you like the fic!

[halfchun]

why dont you go back to falling apart? you were so good at that.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

[leafwhirlwind]

I feel, personally, like not enough people focus on the fact that in this iconic big tiddy moment

Falin is. Splattering someone’s brain on the pavement like a fine ragù.

Splat.

[hai-nae]

aaaaaand ghost findin johnny's present

[glassrooibos]

Everything stays right where you left it huh guys

[lazylittledragon]

and they never talked about it again

(high res version for patr0ns!!)

[wiiildflowerrr]

Get sauced at The 5SOS Show Luxembourg

7 October 2023 📷 X

[fawntastic]

Can you maybe draw nona and her friends playing with noodle?

If you want to join the Noodel fan club it's three dollars, a dog treat and a zin

[toonsforkicks22]

Office besties

[itz-izzyart]

Y’all I promise I’m still alive (barely🫠)

This took so long to make and I am very late but this is a redraw from @kyri45 ‘s shadowpeach parents comic, it’s so good I highly recommend reading it if you haven’t and like shadowpeach

The specific comic panel is from the full moon eclipse chapter part 8

[musashden]

My man showed up to the party lit.

He already had a flask in his hand and then Vander hands him another drink.

Silco getting turnt for the celebration

[katsinspats]

We leaning into the mic with this one 🗣🗣🗣

Me and some friends played REPO a while back and there was a moment where we were all hiding....... and I.... had a bag of chips :^)

You can find my friend's POV comic here!!

[rhapsoddity]

✨i'll never forget you E-Girl Mumbo✨