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God I've been gooning for hours I need to cum so bad, Is it ok if I bust a nut to your page? I'm so hard and my balls are soooo fkn heavy rn

Umm...idk what to say to this
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So this low-key makes no sense but:
Bruce has a metagene. It is that any cape he wears has a pocket dimension. The robins have an uncontrollable urge to hide in it.
It doesn't even need to be a legitimate cape. He was playing superheroes with a besheet when he was seven, and he pulled a medieval battle axe out of it. The Wayne's have never owned a medieval battle axe. Alfred, Thomas and Martha were extremely confused and concerned about it's origins.
Yes, I know Bruce isn't a meta. But it'd be really funny if he was. Especially with such a specific, weird power. That's how he fits all the stuff in his cape.
Like, snacks, and weapons, and Tim swears that one time he saw him just make a whole motorcycle appear from it.
Dick was cold on patrol once, and Bruce opened his cape, and just thought nothing of the fact that Dick just disappeared into it, dismissed it as a result of a really heavy warm cape.
Dick found himself in a warm, cozy, dark place, and immediately decided to go there as much as possible. He then told Jason, who didn't believe him at first but then found himself in the pocket dimension and was like "fuck yeah this is awesome".
He didn't tell Tim, and Tim didn't feel as if he was allowed to ask Batman to hide under his cape even when he was cold, so it took several years of vigilante-ing before Tim figured it out.
Damian didn't really have any chances to hide in Bruce's cape before he was lost in time, the cape didn't work the same for dick, and by the time Bruce was back, Damian believed he was too old for such childish things as seeking shelter in his father's cape.
The robins just think that Bruce got his cape enchanted somehow, and just didn't care to tell them in typical Bruce fashion. Bruce has no idea about this and is just happy that his kids like him enough to feel comfortable with him during patrol.
#batman#dcu#damian wayne#tim drake#kid dick grayson#robin#bruce wayne#capes#pocket dimension#This post is brought to you by a fanart that I can no longer find of batblob and his little birds#and the mental image of Batman fighting a threat with the league and the whole family#and one of the kids gets injured#so batman just sweeps his cape over them and poof#the injured kid just vanishes#and after the battle the league is freaking out#cause they think that batman's kid died#and no one is looking forward to telling him#so one of the league members comes up to him and says#“hey. i know its hard#but we cant find (insert batkid here) and we think they might be dead#and Batmans like “tf you talking about theyre right here” and he just pulls back his cape to reveal the kid.#fanfic
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who was bro's barber 💀
#maccadam#maccadams#transformers#rodimus prime#hot rod#rodimus#more than meets the eye#mtmte#transformers mtmte#tf mtmte#tfs#transformers g1#tf g1#g1#.txt#my art#i figured i'd post this here too. mayhaps tungle will get a kick out of this#1k
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Some part of me really wanted Skyfire to stick with the decepticons for longer. Esp him experiencing the general idiocy of the triplechangers lol.
#IVE DRAWN THE SLOPPY#500 notes and ill draw them making out sloppy style#maccadam#transformers#tf g1#tf generation one#skyfire#astrotrain#here's for the five astrotrain lovers out there#jetfire#this was supposed to take half the time it did get out of my face
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Happy late Valentines ft. an alternative version to the end of Total Eclipse @zipzapzooooooom wrote during comic production <3
#hgcz spoilers#LIKE SO SPOILERS I SURE HOPE PPL HAVE THIS TAG FILTERED PLEASE#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#scarian#isdoodles#comic#i would tag hgcz fanart but i am a coward part I STOPPED COUNTING#the actual script is so fucking funny btw. ill post it here once i get zipzap's permission >:3#happy late valentines HEHAJKEAHEBHE#i told myself im never gonna do this if i dont do it at valentines and blacked tf out fr
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who let this sour berry give relationship advice?? 🫐
#so uh. about that update#kitsunecrows art#my art#crk spoilers#cookie run kingdom#eternal sugar#shadow milk#lady in azure#i changed the caption in case of spoilers#lady milk crown#rkgk#sketch#doodles#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#garden of sweet delights#cookie run#cr kingdom#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom fanart#crk fanart#sm really said “if i couldn't get my other half neither should you”#and meanwhile es just wants to kick out their sibling from their room like “why tf are you even here”#eternal sugar cookie#shadow milk cookie#crk beast yeast#cookie run update#crk#good luck!
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baby OP has a favorite and is not afraid to let everyone know about it. prima thinks he just likes that zeta lets him chew on the matrix sometimes. solus thinks prima's just salty he's not the favorite :/
and zeta is carefully neutral on the discussion but privately he wonders if maybe prima is onto something. if maybe primus has let their baby brother in on a secret he hasn't told the rest of them yet.
he supposes time will tell.
(continues under readmore)
baby prime orion au
orion has been looking for something for as long as he can remember. he just... can't quite tell what it is. but maybe if he can find the matrix, it will soothe the ache in his chest that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog.
maybe.
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#maccadams#transformers one#optimus prime#orion pax#prima prime#zeta prime#baby prime orion au#'TIS DONE#this gave me so much trouble for no reason at all!! it's not even that complicated!! and yet!!#anyway. this is the last full color piece you're getting from me in a good while. it is doodles and sketches from here on out lmaoo#which i'm excited because there's several pieces i'm itching to get done#and i'm giving myself permission to not do lineart on them#so they should come out relatively quickly!!#my art#tf one
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I posted this on TikTok and got absolutely flamed for it 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 Had some geeks in my comments thinking I was making genuine f33der content. That being said, it’s hilarious bc I've seen SO MANY g1 f33der Optiratch fics. Tickles my funny bone. (side note, I am a big fan of making ratchet fat. I will defend him til the day I die. An angel loses its wings when a skinny ratchet is drawn.)
#transformers#optimus prime#ratchet#tf g1#optiratch#transformers gen 1#i wouldn't mind ratchet crushing me#deadass#this is a joke#maybe#who knows#im thinking of that audio where its like#oh my belly its all inflated and fat right now#I gotta get out of here
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#starbee#transformers idw#idw transformers#im not tagging every version of transformers here bc ik only the idw readers (me) are freaks about this ship#she toxic on my yaoi until i starbee#web weaving#izzyz centoz#izzyz webz#tf bumblebee#tf starscream#this is how I PERSONALLY view starbee#i honestly doubt that there are 4 people who agree with me#posts that will get 5 notes#starscream x bumblebee#TOXIC YAOI... TOXIC YAOI.. LEAVE ME BE TOXIC YAOI#it is 3 am bru#izzy haz ideaz#I HAVE SO MANY STARBEE FEELINGS ACTUALLY#starscreams self hatred vs bumblebees unending love#bumblebees self deprecation vs starscreams ego#i DO think starscream and bumblebee love eo BUT i dont think either of them would ever be privy to admit it#planning out a 200k fwb hurt/ little comfort starbee au rn
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The way I literally lost my mind when I saw them in the movie omg...after 40 years, my beloved twins are finally back together 😭🫶💖
(I spent like a good chunk of rewatches just trying to spot every single appearances of them HAHAHA- OTL i hope we DO get a sequel and when we do, hopefully the twins will be there too :"D)
#sideswipe#sunstreaker#transformers one#maccadam#transformers#tf one#lambo twins#i have some doodles but im not done so ill post them in a separate post :3#MY BBYSSSSSSSSS AFTER 40 YEARS WE GET TO SEE U TWO ON SCREEN TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRR#THE LAST TIME WAS IN G1 AND THE 86 MOVIE BRO OMFG#THIS HAS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME COMINGGHSKDJFHS#WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS PLS#this is me drawing them after 4 years lmao#and i actually finished this last month but errr i forgot to post it here whoops HFJKSHFS#IM ALSO WRITING A FIC ABT THEM AND THE DRAFT IS NEARLY 10K LONG HELP ME#IM OBSESSED WITH THEIR MINER DESIGN !!!! the way they both have the exact same frame design except their helm ughhjkhsf so good#also wish we got to see Sunny's cogged mode but alas 😔💔 at least i can kinda base it on Sides'
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"starscream cares for nothing and no one but himself." that's the point.
not only did she completely flip the table and slam it back to starscream's face, but she read him to filth. no situationship does it better than them.
#transformers#transformer#maccadam#tf idw#transformers idw#idw transformers#windscream#windblade#starscream#tf windblade#god..... I LOVE THEM SM.#windblade said here damn let me feed ur ego as long as u get out of my ass
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(part 4) fun for the whole family continues!!
did you spot rumble? :)
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#teenagers man#can't live with em can't live without em#HELLO AGAIN...I WILL TRY TO UPDATE EVERY SUNDAY!!#every time i post a new part i get so nervous HGIHGKLH my heart is beating so fast LMAOOO#who's soundwave tryin to convince? frenzy or himself? up to interpretation...#OK IM GLAD EVEYRONE'S BEEN ENJOYING THE LONG FORMAT!! it's much easier to draw and plot out for me as well!#the next part is 20 pages. molecular structure collapses and i scatter into the wind#DON'T DO THIS DAD#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#frenzy#transformers au#tf art#artists on tumblr#tf au#humanformers#ive seriously been waking up thinking about this au and goign to sleep thinking about this au. someone get me out of here
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messy bee doodles + close ups
#No i dont know where all this came from#no im not on my 20th rewatch of tfa#go away get out of here....#maccadams#tfa bumblebee#tf bumblebee#sari sumdac#i know she's small but she made an appearance for the first time#vhART
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op: "i really don't mind-" zeta: "Do Not enable him"
sort of a sequel to this? a lot of people really wanted op to get a hug and i support that. so does prima. zeta isn't really against it, he just wishes prima would at least try to stick to the schedule for primus' sake-
haunted au
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#optimus prime#prima prime#maccadam#haunted au#my art#also yes if you're wondering zeta did fit cuddle time into the schedule. normally right after the five minutes of sobbing weekly session.#OP is handling the break-up like a fucking champ thank you very much he can get all his ugly crying out in one go every week#no this isn't unhealthy it's called time management please try to keep up#(<- may or may not be the exact same conversation that happened right before cuddle time was included into the schedule)#also not seen here but megatronus is right out of frame. seething in jealousy.#prima keeps hogging their baby brother and he's so mad about it#tf one
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Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate
#actually blowing up every cishet guy in tiktok comment sections who say this shit#like ofc yall would#guys im not super sure that was like soulmate type love up there on that screen thats more like#man i love this chick for what she represents to me than like.. man i love this woman for who she is as a person...........#i actually am so curious how they think they're soulmates and im mean this with genuine curiosity what r they seeing that im not#bc all i can think is like... theyre just defaulting? to a het relationship? esp if they play as male v#and god forbid they see two men as each others soulmate#and even for fem v and johnny like.. its no different?#so why alt and johnny and not v and johnny?#AND THEN THEYRE FIGHTING ABT if he loved rogue or alt more girl 💀#like tf u mean johnny loved alt because 'u never kno what u have till its gone' thats it? thats yr reason? honestly actually really?#oh lord all im finding out is there are a lot more people who hate alt than i thought......#im just saying.. johnny didnt really kno how to love beyond the image of himself#until v literally uncontrollably not just tore those walls down but literally melded them into something new#v had no choice but to see the johnny under the omage and johnny had no choice but to show v that image#and v still cared for johnny in spite of#johnny couldnt posses the love he has for v with rogue or alt simply bc that involved getting close and#he literally had to be attached to some guys brain lile a fucking parasite for that to ever happen.....#how can u say he they were soulmates if they never really knew each other#he didnt even know alt was a fucking netrunner for fucks sake and she apparently never thought it was like something worth telling him#how is that soulmate shit fr? girl she doesnt even like his ass on the basis of his character 😭 none of them do 😭😭#he literally says so 😭😭😭 and he dont even need to tell us that to see 😭😭😭😭#hes actually despicable until v makes him slightly more tolerable bc hes leeching off emotional self awareness he mever had b4 😭😭😭😭😭#im scared of tik tok comment sections ngl so really im just raving here under the false security of tumblr tags#silverv#cyberpunk 2077#ult speaking
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Cursed Knight AU wips!! [*slides unfinished art over table like a very, very, small Scraplet* TuT🫶]


Meeting 61: Jazz feels like singing today,, good for him <33
Pov: What me thinking about this au looks like,,
The schemes are scheming,, my frightened productivity just doesn’t know what to focus on 💀🫶
#tf cursed knights au#tf jazz#tf prowl#help me out here yall 👏#my indesision is sUffering#should I focus on the before? after??#character designs? perhaps??#phfft- don’t even worry about it#I’ll probably get it to figure itself out 🥳#wips I forgot about TuŤ✨#humanformers#dragonformers
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