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lilacflowersss · 8 months ago
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God I've been gooning for hours I need to cum so bad, Is it ok if I bust a nut to your page? I'm so hard and my balls are soooo fkn heavy rn
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Umm...idk what to say to this
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yourlocalsurrealism · 25 days ago
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So this low-key makes no sense but:
Bruce has a metagene. It is that any cape he wears has a pocket dimension. The robins have an uncontrollable urge to hide in it.
It doesn't even need to be a legitimate cape. He was playing superheroes with a besheet when he was seven, and he pulled a medieval battle axe out of it. The Wayne's have never owned a medieval battle axe. Alfred, Thomas and Martha were extremely confused and concerned about it's origins.
Yes, I know Bruce isn't a meta. But it'd be really funny if he was. Especially with such a specific, weird power. That's how he fits all the stuff in his cape.
Like, snacks, and weapons, and Tim swears that one time he saw him just make a whole motorcycle appear from it.
Dick was cold on patrol once, and Bruce opened his cape, and just thought nothing of the fact that Dick just disappeared into it, dismissed it as a result of a really heavy warm cape.
Dick found himself in a warm, cozy, dark place, and immediately decided to go there as much as possible. He then told Jason, who didn't believe him at first but then found himself in the pocket dimension and was like "fuck yeah this is awesome".
He didn't tell Tim, and Tim didn't feel as if he was allowed to ask Batman to hide under his cape even when he was cold, so it took several years of vigilante-ing before Tim figured it out.
Damian didn't really have any chances to hide in Bruce's cape before he was lost in time, the cape didn't work the same for dick, and by the time Bruce was back, Damian believed he was too old for such childish things as seeking shelter in his father's cape.
The robins just think that Bruce got his cape enchanted somehow, and just didn't care to tell them in typical Bruce fashion. Bruce has no idea about this and is just happy that his kids like him enough to feel comfortable with him during patrol.
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bxysgirl · 7 months ago
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who was bro's barber 💀
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kenniteh · 4 months ago
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Some part of me really wanted Skyfire to stick with the decepticons for longer. Esp him experiencing the general idiocy of the triplechangers lol.
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isjasz · 4 months ago
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Happy late Valentines ft. an alternative version to the end of Total Eclipse @zipzapzooooooom wrote during comic production <3
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kitsunecrows · 4 days ago
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who let this sour berry give relationship advice?? 🫐
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peace-hunter · 4 months ago
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baby OP has a favorite and is not afraid to let everyone know about it. prima thinks he just likes that zeta lets him chew on the matrix sometimes. solus thinks prima's just salty he's not the favorite :/
and zeta is carefully neutral on the discussion but privately he wonders if maybe prima is onto something. if maybe primus has let their baby brother in on a secret he hasn't told the rest of them yet.
he supposes time will tell.
(continues under readmore)
baby prime orion au
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orion has been looking for something for as long as he can remember. he just... can't quite tell what it is. but maybe if he can find the matrix, it will soothe the ache in his chest that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog.
maybe.
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ratchet-toesniffer · 1 day ago
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I posted this on TikTok and got absolutely flamed for it 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 Had some geeks in my comments thinking I was making genuine f33der content. That being said, it’s hilarious bc I've seen SO MANY g1 f33der Optiratch fics. Tickles my funny bone. (side note, I am a big fan of making ratchet fat. I will defend him til the day I die. An angel loses its wings when a skinny ratchet is drawn.)
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izzyzalezbian · 1 month ago
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itsmespicaa · 6 months ago
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The way I literally lost my mind when I saw them in the movie omg...after 40 years, my beloved twins are finally back together 😭🫶💖
(I spent like a good chunk of rewatches just trying to spot every single appearances of them HAHAHA- OTL i hope we DO get a sequel and when we do, hopefully the twins will be there too :"D)
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shockstarcels · 3 months ago
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"starscream cares for nothing and no one but himself." that's the point.
not only did she completely flip the table and slam it back to starscream's face, but she read him to filth. no situationship does it better than them.
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zorangezest · 3 hours ago
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(part 4) fun for the whole family continues!!
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did you spot rumble? :)
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vhsstank · 4 months ago
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messy bee doodles + close ups
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peace-hunter · 5 months ago
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op: "i really don't mind-" zeta: "Do Not enable him"
sort of a sequel to this? a lot of people really wanted op to get a hug and i support that. so does prima. zeta isn't really against it, he just wishes prima would at least try to stick to the schedule for primus' sake-
haunted au
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ulteri0rm0tives · 3 months ago
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Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate
#actually blowing up every cishet guy in tiktok comment sections who say this shit#like ofc yall would#guys im not super sure that was like soulmate type love up there on that screen thats more like#man i love this chick for what she represents to me than like.. man i love this woman for who she is as a person...........#i actually am so curious how they think they're soulmates and im mean this with genuine curiosity what r they seeing that im not#bc all i can think is like... theyre just defaulting? to a het relationship? esp if they play as male v#and god forbid they see two men as each others soulmate#and even for fem v and johnny like.. its no different?#so why alt and johnny and not v and johnny?#AND THEN THEYRE FIGHTING ABT if he loved rogue or alt more girl 💀#like tf u mean johnny loved alt because 'u never kno what u have till its gone' thats it? thats yr reason? honestly actually really?#oh lord all im finding out is there are a lot more people who hate alt than i thought......#im just saying.. johnny didnt really kno how to love beyond the image of himself#until v literally uncontrollably not just tore those walls down but literally melded them into something new#v had no choice but to see the johnny under the omage and johnny had no choice but to show v that image#and v still cared for johnny in spite of#johnny couldnt posses the love he has for v with rogue or alt simply bc that involved getting close and#he literally had to be attached to some guys brain lile a fucking parasite for that to ever happen.....#how can u say he they were soulmates if they never really knew each other#he didnt even know alt was a fucking netrunner for fucks sake and she apparently never thought it was like something worth telling him#how is that soulmate shit fr? girl she doesnt even like his ass on the basis of his character 😭 none of them do 😭😭#he literally says so 😭😭😭 and he dont even need to tell us that to see 😭😭😭😭#hes actually despicable until v makes him slightly more tolerable bc hes leeching off emotional self awareness he mever had b4 😭😭😭😭😭#im scared of tik tok comment sections ngl so really im just raving here under the false security of tumblr tags#silverv#cyberpunk 2077#ult speaking
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glitchgh0sty · 5 months ago
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Cursed Knight AU wips!! [*slides unfinished art over table like a very, very, small Scraplet* TuT🫶]
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Meeting 61: Jazz feels like singing today,, good for him <33
Pov: What me thinking about this au looks like,,
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The schemes are scheming,, my frightened productivity just doesn’t know what to focus on 💀🫶
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