#gimme a minute..

[andi-o-geyser]

local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8

[royalarchivist]

Bagi: Philza, talking about smuggling, we think that we are going to need food, so I think you should put one of these in your ass. [Pulls out an eternal banana]

Phil: [WHEEZES]

Phil: OH MY GOD.

Kristin:

Banana smuggling: [ Part 1 || Part 2 ]

[aropride]

who wants to see a deeply misleading graphic i just found !!!

[horrendoushag]

My spread for @dpauzine! It was a lot of work (the  d a y s  I spent agonizing over all those chains) but I think it paid off. :)

This AU is semi-tentatively labeled the Phantom Reaper AU. I hope the comic is self explanatory, but the idea is Phantom is a grim reaper from the zone who came to claim Danny’s soul when he entered the portal, only the accident wound up ruining everything and now he and Danny are stuck together until Danny gives up living... which isn’t happening anytime soon.

I haven’t hammered out all the details and I don’t know if I ever will, but Danny’s the only one who can see Phantom (or the chains for that matter) other than ghosts and people who are close to death. Potentially Phantom can lend Danny his powers if necessary. Phantom ends up getting attached to Danny at some point down the line--emotionally, not supernaturally. Whoops.

Download the full zine and digital merch here if you want to! It’s free and everything.

[tea0w0stache]

oh man i sure do hope nothing nefarious happens

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[they-bite]

in my ideal world sam became friends with danny specifically bc of his ghost powers and was very 14 years old about it

[rosie-tyler]

Lawrusso/Hanleia + Parallels

[lakemichiganlolita]

patrick & pete, 2004 / reinventing the wheel to run myself over (2003) / patrick, 2011 / cryptozoology (2011) / patrick, 2011

[transgender-anakin-skywalker]

can you imagine being like astarion’s cousin or something and like you met him a couple times and one day he just dies under “mysterious circumstances” (murder) and the whole family think it was probably this one gang but also *allegedly* they found his body completely bloodless sooooo??? and you’re all elves so like you live the next 200 years and he occasionally comes up as like. ancunín family lore™️ and then one day after some weird shit goes down in the city you check the paper and he’s listed as a hero who saved this city, there’s a like painting of him and his friends and everything

like can you fucking imagine

[morganbritton132]

Post- Robin face reveal but pre-Robin identity reveal, Kon sees Tim among the hostages of an armed bank robbery he just thwarted in Metropolis. He flies over to him fully intending on making fun of him for getting caught up in it.

“Hey, Rob…” realizes a second too late that Robin isn’t alone and he’s about to blow his secret identity in front of… Bruce freaking Wayne?? “…ing. Robbing. You. Yeah, um. Im robbing you.”

Tim blinks incredulous, “What?”

“Yeah, I’m robbing you right now,” Kon says, committing to this decision. “Gimme your wallet or I’ll… I’ll beat you up with my tactile-telekinesis. You too, Mr Wayne.”

[shayberri789]

The rise of in-universe memes in the aftg fandom lately has been the best thing to happen aside from tsc. Day bless each and every one of you making them

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: What the–

Bad: Oh my goodness!

Foolish: Who's– WILBUR?!

Bad: WILBUR?!

Foolish: WHAT THE FUDGE?!

Bad: THIS IS WHERE HE'S BEEN THE WHOLE TIME?!

Foolish: HE'S FCKING DEAD!

Bad: Oh my gosh!

Foolish: Oh, oh man, no wonder he hasn't come back! What do we do, what do we do?! I mean, we don't-

Bad: CPR, CPR!!! Get down there, give him CPR! Quick quick quick!

Foolish: HE'S A WHOLE-ASS SKELE– I'LL TRY!

[bon-sides-sw]

Commission done for @babygirlbridger

Counts in the Uni Au bc it is young Obi with cute overalls while preggy

[p4nishers]

the way nandor INSTANTLY knew why guillermo couldn't fully turn like he already thought about it. or that he needed human blood to complete the process. LIKE HE ALREADY FUCKING THOUGHT ABOUT IT. LIKE HE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME. RAAAHHAH

[volo-omnia]

Oh my god. Pokemon Masters was really the key to the whole discourse of Volo's team isn't it.

[carmyboobear]

him being nervous coz he wants to look good for you even on a lazy chill at home binge movies date… just one ‘that’s such a pretty colour on you carm’ with a soft peck on his cheek and he’s all pink and flustered adjusting his tee just a little bit 🧂

(PIERCING SCREAM)

(Clears my throat) Anyway…. So… I mean… I feel completely normal about that actually…

I’m imagining him wearing a beautiful dark brown, loose fitted shirt sleeve button up with some light wash jeans. I really do associate carm with brown, and I think it looks nice with his eyes <3

“This is such a pretty color on you, carm,” you’d tell him, maybe even thumbing the fabric of his collar. “Goes well with your pretty eyes, too.” You peck a kiss on his warming cheeks. “Always so handsome for me.”

Fuck I just think he’s get all blushy about it, idly adjust the collar of his shirt, fiddle with his silver chain (THAT DAMNED CHAIN).

“Thanks, baby,” is all I think he’d be able to really articulate. Soft spoken, eyes downcast, but also looking back at your warm expression. He’s too embarrassed to say anything else, you can tell.

He does start wearing that shirt and that color more tho <3