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#gimme more cmon
goldenqingxin · 3 months
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fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied
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allonepiece · 4 months
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IM SORRY THIS FUCKER EXPERIMENTED ON GINNY? SHE HAD TO GO THROUGH A KIDNAPPING, MARRYING THE SPOILED FART, TAKING THE ABUSE WHILE CARRYING THE CHILD OF THE ABUSER, AND ALSO BEING EXPERIMENTED ON?? AND THE POOR CHILD HAD TO SUFFER FROM SAID EXPERIMENTS? Of course he doesn't give a crap, everyone is an insect to him, in a way that doesn't even cause him amusement or pity, only disdain and even repulsion. saturn, when i catch you saturn—
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cutwiththecakeknifr · 3 months
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farts in your face and runs away. but look at these guys before i do thag! do you like my self ship art?? it’s cute isn’t jt. you want more. cmonnn. i know you do.
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evillillad · 2 months
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if there isnt any new howdy content/pics in the update i will riot (cry)
give me new content so i can draw himmm pleeeaase ive had no ideas for my boooyy
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nikkiissleepy · 3 months
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was working on a sn styling and it decided to kick me out 💔
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ezbakedchaos · 6 months
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i hope when i go into work today they announce they're shutting the entire fucking store down.
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mllllonsknlves · 1 year
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I am bad at screenshots in Genshin but aye
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kavehvision · 11 months
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One week closer to triple-crowning the husband, Kaveh
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snickerdoodlles · 1 year
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crash course in romance is cute, but i will never be able to suspend my disbelief for this one because this public cares more about Chi-yeol’s private dating life than my school/neighborhood did when a teacher was revealed to be dating a student
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cutemeat · 2 years
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see if rcg dont do a macden sex tape arc next season… i’ll be confused n appalled cuz itd just be SUCH a wasted opportunity !!!
esp cuz Charlie mentioned the Pam & Tommy shit on the podcast (which is Already a Hulu original aka part of the house that pays their bills so that makes me 👀) to segue-way into the whole Penaissance convo which exactly mirrors the Thunder Gun 4 shit 😭… n also cuz s15 was just “The Gang Does National Lampoon’s European Vacation” and in that film the parents , before going on their vacation, make a sex tape… and thats like a thing that they forget abt but gets brought back up again later (and then i think they totally just dropped the plotline but whatever LOL).. and the references to porn and PETER NORTH in Frank’s part of the 2020 in Review ep… and in that same ep mac and dennis “making music together” w dennis’ bedroom door open (which it hasnt been in a while now) in the BG of that shot with of them in the foreground on the couch… and all the Brokeback references … come on. i wanna see a whole drawer of macden sex tapes lets GO!! itd be such a fun gimmick. and they could skirt around the network n Middle America bs by making it some sort of BONUS feature if u will … set up a site for it.. break the fourth wall a little more come onnn..
#like its an Obvious plotline but its still GOOD!!!!#n theres so much potential for add ons that cna make u more money if thats the angle the studio needs 4 it#i’d pay listen… they donate the funds to some LGBT charity for PR#they sell the macden sex tapes itd be EVERYTHING#*NOT as an NFT …. Rob & Keyonna 🙃🙃#i loved LW7 im rlly sad she got into all the NFT/crypto shit too 😭😭 oh well. no one in Hollywood man no one in Hollywood…#shes still so funny tho i hope she comes back for s16#anyway back to whatever this is#hmmm wehre was i…#oh YEA charge me actual money n i’d pay#i’d actually maybe pay an insane amount.. no crypto but an insane amount#if the bros with cash will buy their $999 whiskey… my version of that is the Macden sex tape#dipped in gold or whatever.. they cant hav an emmy but they can sell a gold sex tape cmon#yeah i’d find a way to pay . listen… im just *saying*#honestly they could still get the Boys to buy in i bet .. for the collectors limited edition value or whatever#yknow what. u can sell it as n NFT if u Must for them but gimme the option of a physical copy#they can waste their money but i dont wanna. gimme#they hav such a cult following of an audience n that was proven with the whiskey#god also i need a Sunny boxset more than anything#ok back 2 s16 stuff#they can tease the plotline in the promo by doing the Prom PSA tapes … again i hav a whole promo campaign.#they do those PSAs in the style of 80s ‘no drinking n driving’ videos they used to make 4 the teenz before prom… come on.#‘USE PROTECTION’ 😭😭😭#sunny abistenence PSA tape… the irony… even worse would be the no drinking n driving PSA from The Gang of all ppl…#COME ON I LOVE CHEESY PROMO#LIKE COME ON THE BEST PUNCHLINE WOULD BE A NO DRINKING N DRIVING PSA ‘from your friends at Paddys Pub’ LIKE#itd be a Mac n Chalrie Die Callback LIKE THEY HAVE FOOTAGE GROM THAT TAPE CLIPPED INTO ONE OF THE PSAS THATD BE FUNNY#listen i Know i am setting myself up cuz my expectations for s16 are so unreasonably high but i will still be disappointed#the breaking the fourth wall thing of the whiskey not being the set up for the punchline of s16 getting more homoerotic/depressing#not doing the prom themed promo.. not doing the macden sex tape arc… sighhhh
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inkykeiji · 1 year
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babie clari would’ve done anything for this man
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a n y t h i n g
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callilouv · 2 years
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Kaeya and scara (derogatory) /j /lh FJSHX
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chisatowo · 1 year
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Cmon bndori give me an event I can care abt and can have a good team for cause we're entering l/n flower event soon and I need smth to do in bndori or else I'll just keep staring at my wall all day /j
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cuyahogafalls-ohio · 1 year
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My testosterone levels are officially in "normal male range" rather than "abysmally low" like my levels were 45 units/whatever and now it's 456 units/whatever yayyy
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nqify · 1 year
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ok, then here we go!
how about jake sully during heat? and maybe he not only can't keep his hands off of you, but when he's not touching you he can't help but jerk off right in front of you.
maybe he's just so unbearably horny that he starts to hump his pillows, the grass, your leg, his hands, or even touch himself during important meeting and has to be excused.
like he's just a needy soft!dom who is feverishly grinding on everything or tugging his thick cock in thoughts of you; poor bby can't even stop it 🥺🤭
had to make my first Jake sully fic with ur request ofc!!! AHHH!! this is so good!!!
heat. — jake sully ☆
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Jake sully is the definition of needy!soft dom!! especially during heat!! this MF will find any excuse just to fuck you, like omg!! it’s a full moon we must fuck, or he made food without burning himself we must fuck!! he’s just so needy!!
so when his heat rolls around, omg get ready to be fucked and touch every single day. oh this fucker can not keep his hands off you.
lets just say, Jake starts to feel his heat coming on in an important meeting. during this meeting the only thing he could focus on was you, he’d be eye fucking you from across the room!!
his gaze was dark and lustful, his eyes were hooded and covered with little strings of hair. girl u are fucked!! you’d noticed, his posture straighten up, his arms all big and strong and his cock aching for you!! he will try everything and anything to get out of there. “baby, i need you now”
and now ur back is arched, pillow underneath you while jakes hands were gripping ur hips!! “f-fuck, pretty, this pussy f-feels so good!!”
this man would 100% get pussy drunk while he’s on heat. he’d be eating your pussy, tongue swirling around your clit while his fingers were spreading you out, “gimme more baby, want more of ur pussy, fuck so pretty for me” he loves u omg!! “such a pretty pussy baby, just for me right?? only me?? for daddy mm??” you’d be nodding, “wanna hear u say it, say this pretty pussy is mine, cmon, needa hear it” pussy is aching!!!
sometimes you’d be away from him, hunting for food or travelling with friends. you’d come home to this fucker humping the pillow, he’d be grinding, head thrown back while whines escaped his throat. “j-Jake??” this MF does not stop, he just looks at you and smirks, “aaahh, baby, daddy needs some help, you can help him right?? cmon be a good girl for me”
or whenever your away too long and you guys finally get into it, this fucker is so needy!! he’d be jerking off on top of you, “f-fuck needa cum, needa cum shit” but omg he was so hot. stroking his cock up and down to the sight of you?? pussy WET!!! “look at you baby, u want my cum?? u want daddy’s cum to make a mess of ur pussy?? yeah??”
now when he’s in heat bf will only do doggy style and missionary. he needs to have control over you when he’s in heat, or he’ll explode. this dude will have ur back arched and ur legs spread wide, gripping into ur tail for deeper thrusts.
“mmm, fuck pretty, look at this pussy, u need my cock don’t you?? u want daddy’s big cock to fill u up huh?” ur whining like PLS HELLO?? in doggy style this fucker is going deep!! like reaching every inch of u. bro is def hitting ur cervix. “yeah baby?? that feel good?? u like when daddy touches ur little special spot huh?”
now for missionary, oh boy. his veiny hand would be gripping your neck while the other was holding your waist. he’s pounding into you with everything that he’s got, “mmmm, my pretty girl likes this right?? fuck ur such a dirty slut for liking this” oh BOY!! “j-Jake!! need ur cum!!, pls fill me up daddy”
HELLO!! Breeding kink while on heat?? YEPYEP!! “yeah baby?? u want daddy’s cum? u want him to make u all full and stuffed right? yeah I can do that baby, just keep being a good girl for me” and oh my god HIS LOAD is THICK AND HEAVY!!! you could feel it in you and lord DO U LOVE IT!! and when he would see it pour out, “oh no baby, i gotta keep it in so u can have my babies!!” he’d just fuck it into you.
this dude has to be messy, spit and cum everywhere!!! you want a kiss? messy asf. he’s eating you out? messy asf. fucking ur pussy, MESSY ASF!! DEF has a spit kink!!!!!!
“cmon baby, open ur mouth for me, yeah that’s it, good girl” and BOOM SPIT!! cuz he’s on heat he feels some kind of control making you a mess
your drooling EVERYWHERE!!! and he’d make fun of u!!! “awe look at you, such a fucking whore and can’t keep herself clean can she?? she likes when daddy makes her all messy and dumb doesn’t she mm??” ur nodding bc DUH?? “uh uh babygirl, say it, say ur my dumb little slut” GIRL!!!!! “I-I’m ur dumb little s-slut!!” HSHFNJS
and ofc!!! when u guys are done he’d still keep his cock in you!! he loves having you so close, cock warming is def his fav thing to do. “baby, u still feel so warm” and omg “I love this pussy so so much”
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helianskies · 2 years
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one of my piercing holes has closed agaaAaAAaiiIiiiiiNnnnnnn
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