And another idea I’ve been rotating in the microwave of my brain for a while
The Lazarus Pits being more akin whale fall than sewage
The Lazarus pits, within the comics, are said to be necessary to the earth’s continued survival. What if, instead of being waste from the infinite realms, they’re the decaying remains of the Ancients which came before ours?
Within nature, very few creatures can feed on natural waste, and those that can are usually specialized to do so. Humans did not evolve alongside the pits, they were “discovered” around 600-700 years ago. Instead, humans learned to supplement their own lifeforce with the powers of the Lazarus pits.
Whale falls are rare, but naturally occurring events which benefit every single creature that comes across them. Entire ecosystems form around them.
Maybe, when the earth was forming, an Ancient Ended. Maybe the earth formed around the residue left behind, creating a core mottled with veins of ancient ectoplasm. Maybe the ectoplasm absorbed all of the emotions felt by the Ancient during its existence, and cast it into the bodies of those affected by it.
Maybe the reason no ghosts bother the bats (nor anyone else who’s used a Lazarus pit) is because they smell like the End of a deity.
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All this to say: more creepy little dead girl Jason
weird stupid little idea where everyone gets all mixed up.
(it was originally just an excuse to give hunted a happy ending but now i love all of these interactions ngl)
its supposed to be some big switcheroo where all the voices get scattered into places they aren't supposed to be; you have to go and collect them and re-add them back into your head.
idk if I ever posted this but last year when I had a really bad fever from Covid I had a really vivid dream that the cast of always sunny had to travel through a slug inhabited wasteland to reach Cincinnati. but Charlie kept stopping to eat sweet worms out of the ground. and then I did my best to recreate the dream here you go
why is zhang hao kinda she by tyler the creator 😵💫 like he’s so devoted to you n spends his days and nights watching you n thinking he’s taking care of you. he’s such a creep and follows you everywhere n when he deicdes to confess you say no bc he’s a weird guy! n he gets soso angry at your rejection 😓 says you’re not allowed to say no, you’re his and if he has to scare it into your head he’ll do it. hao threatens to rough you up if you don’t reciprocate and treat him like your boyfriend. bc he genuinely thinks he’s your boyfriend. he put so much effort into pursuing you and he seriously thinks you owe him a relationship.
at some point he dumbs you down enough and you believe he’s your loving boyfriend. you trust him when he tells you stories of “past dates” n giggle because you’re sure you remember these things happening! he’s trained you to behave and fucked you stupid enough for you to actually believe him.
when he fucks you raw he kisses away your tears and shushes your cries of “no” and “please stop.” your boyfriend says he knows you want this. you told him you wanted to get knocked up and start a family with him, it works and he successfully manipulates you into wanting a family.
you stop crying so much as he continues to breed you, wanting nothing more than to please hao. he fucked you so good you start begging for it, grinding against him every chance you get n whining til he fills you up.