#god forbid anyone mistakes your pronouns

[cptapathy]

My takeaway for the new UK guidance on gender transitioning in schools

Please, everyone, respond to the guidance and call it out as how shit it is, don't just accept this shit.

Here is the link to respond to this attack on trans youth

https://consult.education.gov.uk/equalities-political-impartiality-anti-bullying-team/gender-questioning-children-proposed-guidance/

1. If you are under 18, are doubting/exploring your gender and wish to involve the teaching staff but not your parents, then explicitly say to them, "if my parents find out they will beat me"

This is the only way to prevent the teacher from having a legal duty to inform your parents

2. The guidance is rife with "G3nder Cri1ical" terminology, but what do you expect from the equality minister for Britain?

3. Unsupportive teachers will be able to justify their prejudice as "watchful waiting" as laid out in the guidance as step 1

Just to clarify, if a 16yo comes to ask to be referred to by a different name or pronouns step 1‽ is to not honour those requedts for an indeterminate period of time to "make sure." This will be standard across an entire country

4. A direct quote

"Does the child feel pressured to identify differently because they simply do not align with stereotypes associated with their sex? This is relevant as some people think gender identity reinforces stereotypes about men and women"

They need to spend some time on tumblr, ain't nothing about you freaks that reinforces gender stereotypes

5. Another quote

Schools "should not unilaterally adopt any changes, including using a new name or new pronouns, unless or until this has been agreed by the school or college in accordance with the proper procedures and... parental consent"

So, any time a child considers their gender identity, there must be a school meeting about accepting it. They then go on to talk about "contested views"

But if anyone has contrary views, those are protected and "must be respected," not period of denial, and informing the parent to then hold a meeting of if those views are necessary for the school to honour.

6. "Agreeing to a child’s request to have others use different pronouns about them is a significant decision."

No it fucking isn't

7. Children under the age of 11 are not allowed to have different pronouns. It's just an outright blanket ban on using gender affirming pronouns for Under 11s.

8. Over 11 well, now we have to decide if using they/them is a large enough benefit to you that it "outweighs the impact on the school community."

Idiots the lot of them

8. But if we do accept a pronoun change, you will still be referred to as "girls" or "boys" collectively, and we won't stop teachers or other students from not using your pronouns. Did you think this was to enforce your pronoun use? No, no, no, this is just to allow YOU to use those pronouns, god forbid a student decide for themselves how they want to be referred to!

9. Literally just explicit transphobia

"Schools and colleges should exhaust all other options, such as using first names, to avoid requiring other individuals having to use preferred pronouns"

10. The first and only mention of bullying, in full

"In all cases, bullying of any child must not be tolerated. No child should be sanctioned for honest mistakes when adapting to a new way of interacting with another pupil"

Why does that feel like they're defending transphobes from bullying? Oh, right, because that's what they are doing.

11. Did anyone expect anything different to this?

"Responding to a request to support any degree of social transition must not include allowing access to these spaces"

So, it will be a legal requirement for teachers in England to prevent trans people from going to a toilet or changing room designated for their gender.

12. This one is not a legal requirement but rather a "should" statement, which is trans children "should" be held to the same uniform status as other children of their AGAB.

I'm running out of commentary here

13. No one is surprised that trans people are once again banned in sports

The full doc for anyone willing to go through it

https://consult.education.gov.uk/equalities-political-impartiality-anti-bullying-team/gender-questioning-children-proposed-guidance/supporting_documents/Gender%20Questioning%20Children%20%20nonstatutory%20guidance.pdf

Boys, girls, and the genders we aren't allowed to mention, that is my summary of the UK government proposed guidance on trans students.

Please help stop them.

[calisources]

NETFLIX'S   THE   CROWN   SENTENCE   STARTERS.   all   sentences   on   this   meme   come   from   the   hit   show   "the   crown",   the   netflix   original   series.   themes   of   monarchy,   royalty,   god   are   present   so   keep   this   in   mind.   change   pronouns/names/locations   as   you   see   fit.   

I am aware that I am surrounded by people who feel that they could do the job better, strong people with powerful characters, but for better or worse, the crown has landed on my head.

To do nothing is often the best course of action.

Who we are is not what we wear or what glitters. It’s the spirit that defines us.

You understand, the titles, the dukedom. They’re not the job. She is the job. She is the essence of your duty. 

People are so rarely what they seem.

To do nothing is the hardest job of all. And it will take every ounce of energy that you have. To be impartial is not natural, not human.

Who wants transparency when you can have magic? Who wants prose when you can have poetry?

 An ordinary young woman of modest ability and little imagination. But wrap her up like this, anoint her with oil, and hey, presto, what do you have? A goddess.

No man should be punished for love.

People have to be angry at someone. But as leader, one cannot simply react to everything.

That’s the thing about unhappiness. All it takes is for something worse to come along and you realize it was actually happiness after all.

What kind of marriage is this? What kind of family? You’ve taken my career from me, you’ve taken my home. You’ve taken my name.

With this family, when you’re in, you’re never quite sure that you’re in. But when you’re out, there’s no doubt at all. You’re out.

How many times can this family make the same mistake? Forbidding marriages that should be allowed. Forcing others that shouldn’t. Paying the consequences each time

It is not my job to govern. But it is my job to ensure proper governance.

To give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives. 

Too much character, an excess of character.

Why does everybody think, just because we’re royal, we like fine dining? Don’t they realize we’re savages? 

A sick king is no good to anyone. There must be no weakness. No vulnerability.

Self-pity won’t get you very far. You’ve just got to get on with it.

We can’t be everything to everyone and still be true to ourselves.

I’d like to be a queen of people’s hearts, in people’s hearts.

Nothing wrong with a coronation. Under the right circumstances.

That is what people want in a leader. To show conviction and strength. To lead.

I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife.

People do the strangest things when they’re unhappy.

Power is nothing without authority.

There comes a time where one must draw a line in the sand.

There’s no such thing as a blameless party in a divorce.

Too much knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

We all desire equality, but here’s the thing. We were not born equal.

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

HIIII HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY<<3333 can i request headcannon of being friends with grell?? and the reader understands her issues of being trans even tho they are from the victorian era? <3

EYYYYY THANK YOU!! you have a good day too bb!!

my personal headcanon for Grell is genderfluid, so I did make some mention of that here

but I also did stick to fem pronouns for this one and hopefully it’s what you’re looking for!!

we stan a supportive friend, good on ya reader!!! <3 <3 <3

Frustratingly enough, she barely knows how to even explain it to herself, let alone how to explain it to someone else. “Sometimes I feel like a woman, sometimes I feel like a man, sometimes I feel like both, sometimes I feel like neither”, doesn’t that sound batty? It sounds batty to her, but that’s how she feels! She doesn’t have any real word for it; thankfully, you at least sort of understand what she thinks is a confusing explanation.

(When she was still human, people took heavy issue with any attempt to describe what she felt that she could give them. When she tried to say she sometimes felt as if she was in the wrong body and sometimes not, she was met with those around her saying that she was ‘accusing God of making a mistake’. Of course, that was unacceptable and earned her punishment, so she learned not to say anything at all. The wildly varying dysphoria and the reactions of those who should have loved her were the biggest reasons behind her eventual suicide.)

Nowadays she’s quite unabashed about who she is, of course. She isn’t afraid to correct you if you’re happening to use the wrong pronouns or title on any given day. Anyone who doesn’t, in passing, she simply walks away from and doesn’t let it bother her; those people don’t know her, after all. You know her, and you’re a sweet little darling who always treats her well. Although you’ve never been outspoken about it, she gets the feeling that if someone hassled her, you’d be at her defense before she had the chance to summon her scythe.

… Oh, you bought her a cute dress?? Holy heavens, and it actually fits?! You’ve been paying attention!! She usually dresses in a more masculine way simply because it makes her job easier, having to move about collecting souls and whatnot… and yet… she’s so weak for getting to dress up. You know her tastes so well by this point, it’s almost as if she picked it out herself. God forbid you have somewhere to take her once she’s all dolled up ― she’ll get quite giddy about being ‘shown off’ as a pretty lady.

Alas… if you just want to be friends, she’ll understand. Much as she craves romance, she does know some things weren’t meant to be, like Romeo and Juliet. Ah, well! It’s almost a blessing, because she really does need more actual friends. Ronald is okay, but he goes out on dates a lot so isn’t quite a constant presence in Grell’s life. Othello is alright too… he’s so focused on his work, though, she sees even less of him than Ronald. And William and Sebastian… well, they’re just playing hard to get! She really could use someone who’s there often and doesn’t have any ulterior motives other than wanting to be her friend.

Well, as a friend and not a lover, she does let you help her with things like… shaving. And getting dressed, complete with tightening her corset. It’s not quite as embarrassing when it’s you, because you sort of get why she wants to do all these things. It’s a safe bet she won’t be as shy with you, and she’ll actually let you help, whereas she probably wouldn’t let a romantic partner assist her with those things. (… Except perhaps the corset part.)

She really is grateful for your presence in her life, you know? There aren’t too many people who would stick around her for better or worse. Even though you might never fully ‘understand’ what she’s going through without being told, maybe not at all if you aren’t cut of the same cloth she is… she doesn’t really care. You accept her for who she is, and that’s enough. The two of you are stuck with each other!

[ackermental]

Americans: Make a show based on Russian culture and present the persecuted, talented group of people as greedy, obnoxious and evil, while trying tell us that being biracial is the worst thing that can ever happen to a person who lives in the world divided by war.

Me, an Eastern European viewer: Wow, they really did that.

[somerandomdutchfangirl]

Hetalia Family Week - Day 1: Hobbies

This is my entry for @hetafamilyweek day 1 - hobbies (and hugs)

Summary:  They didn't have time for family hangouts often, with them being nations and all that, but whenever they did, it was safe to say it was the most fun any of them would have that week.

Sometimes, they would just go for a coffee or lunch or have a picnic. Other times, they would binge-watch a series while cuddling on the couch. And then, there were times like this.

This has also been posted to my a03!

Disclaimer: the opinions of the characters aren’t necessarily the authors opinion. Also, some of the sentences have been translated with Google Translate. If there is any mistake, please let me know and I'll fix as soon as possible! The translations are at the end.

Names used:

Willem = Netherlands

Femke = Belgium

Laurent = Luxembourg

Antonio = Spain

Matthew = Canada

Abel = Holland, @starflight-blog oc

Sjoerd = Friesland, @starflight-blog oc

Lieke = Groningen, @starflight-blog oc

Relevant headcanons time!  

- Femke owns a cat named Mika

- Matthew and Willem are married (see end notes for more info)

- Matthew uses he/they pronouns

:readmore:

They didn't have time for family hangouts often, with them being nations and all that, but whenever they did, it was safe to say it was the most fun any of them would have that week.

Sometimes, they would just go for a coffee or lunch or have a picnic. Other times, they would binge-watch a series while cuddling on the couch. And then, there were times like this.

"Can't you two sit still for like five minutes? If you want this painting to actually look good, you're gonna have to let me actually have time to paint you!"

"What if we want it to look like Picasso?"

"Laurent, hoepel een eind op, Picasso sucks and so do his paintings."

"Don't let Antonio hear you say that."

"Antonio can go fuck himself."

"Guys, let's keep this fun, alright? I want to enjoy this day," Femke chimed in. Willem huffed but didn't complain further. Laurent grinned and continued composing a piece for the harp standing next to him.  

(When Laurent had led them towards his "inspiration room" as he liked to call it, which was just a room filled with instruments, art supplies and more, both siblings had been filled with dread at the thought of Laurent playing the tuba, or god forbid, the trombone. Willem had said: "Laurent, I swear to god, if you're going to play the tuba or the trombone, I'm going to throw both you and the instrument out of the nearest window." To which Laurent had been a smartass and replied, "Can you even lift all that weight though?" That had ended up in a chase through the house that ended when Femke tackle-hugged both.)

The comfortable silence continued for a while, broken only by the occasional sigh from one of the siblings or Laurent trying the piece on the harp.

"Hey, Fem," Laurent walked up to her while he was taking a quick break, "What're you making?"

"Well, I'm trying to embroider our pets, but this stitch just won't work, godverdomme-"

"Maybe you should take a break and come back to it later? It's getting late anyway, we should eat dinner soon," Laurent suggested. Femke nodded. When no conformation came from Willem, they turned to him.

"Hey, earth to Willem! Did you hear what we just said?" Laurent asked, walking up to him and quickly stopping next to him. "Nondikass!" He exclaimed. "Willem, that looks amazing! How'd you do that in such a short time?!"

Femke, now curious, walked up to her brothers and peeked over their shoulders. "What the fuck, Willem," she gaped at the painting in front of her. It was clearly her and Laurent doing their respective hobbies, with beautiful lighting and background. The vibrant colours of the front of the painting was a stark contrast to the background, which had much softer tones. "You told us you were rusty! What part of this is rusty?!"

Willem, who was now looking more like a tomato, opened his mouth, no doubt to point out all the things that were wrong with it, but Laurent cut him off. "Nope, Mr. Perfectionist, you're not pointing out all the imperfections of this, and that's final. This is a masterpiece, seriously. Don't give me that look!"

"You know," Femke mused, "I might actually hang this in my house once it's dry."

"Guys," Willem said, flustered, "It's not that good. Really. Thanks for the compliments, but-"

"No buts!" Femke exclaimed at the same time Laurent yelled: "Not that good?!"

"Yeah, it's... the colour's off, the perspective is weird, and-"

"I am this close to actually strangling you with your scarf, Willem," Femke cut him off, her hands on her hips. "So what if it isn't perfect? That doesn't make it look any less amazing! I'll tell you what, we're gonna take a break, then we're going to come back here, and you'll see how amazing this actually looks."  

Willem looked at her for a few seconds before sighing. "Fine..."

"Now don't go around brooding like that, it's no fun," Laurent said while shooting Femke a quick thumbs-up. Femke grinned.

"Now, come on! I'll make waffles!"

---

"Hey, Matthew replied!" Laurent exclaimed, effectively cutting off Willems' story on the antics of Abel and Sjoerd.

(Apparently, they had gotten into a fight over who had the most creative curse words. This had ended in Abel singing along to the curse word song in Dutch, until Lieke walked in. Sjoerd had promptly slapped a hand over Abel's mouth to stop him from ‘tainting Lieke's innocence’. It was weird.)

"What do you mean?" Willem asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, dearest brother of mine," Laurent replied with a shit-eating grin, which did absolutely nothing to ease Willem's worries. "Because you didn't seem too convinced by us literally shouting how amazing your painting was, we decided to send a picture to Matthew-"

"You what?!"

"-to see what he thinks of it," Laurent continued, unfazed. "Since, you know, you seem to care a lot about what they think, about as much as you care about what we think? I mean I would hope so, considering we're your siblings, but-"

"You're getting off track, Laurent," Femke cut him off. "Anyway, we figured that if anyone other than us would manage to convince you that your painting is amazing, it's gonna be Matthew."

"I-"

"Don't even try to deny it. We went to your wedding, remember? We know how much you care about him. Which is a good thing, by the way. So, Laurent, what did they say?"

"Well, there's an all-caps keysmash, followed by an all-caps 'what?!'. Scratch that, basically everything is in caps. So, the general train of thought is 'what the fuck, this is beautiful, how the fuck did he do this, he calls this rusty?!' And finally, 'I love it 10/10 would hang in my living room and/or show off to my family and friends. It's beautiful and I'll physically fight him on that.'"

"Awww, that's so sweet! See, Willy, your painting truly is amazing!" Femke, sporting a somehow genuine but shit-eating grin, patted her brother on the back. Said brother had his head in his hands and may or may not be crying.

"I hate you two," came the muffled reply with no real heat behind it. Femke and Laurens laughed.

"We love you too, you softie! Now come on, who's ready to spend more time together!" Femke cheered, already halfway across the room.

---

"Jezus Christus, Femke, that looks amazing!" Willem said, looking at the embroidery his sister had made. It pictured their pets, Pelutze, Mika, and Nijntje. 

"Aww, thanks Willem!"

"Wait, let me see- wow, sis, this is really good! I love it!"  

"Thank you, Lau! By the way, is your composition nearly finished? I want to hear it!"

"Me too, actually."

"Well, it's not done yet, but I can play what I have so far?"

"Yes please!" Femke smiled.

Laurent sat down and started playing the piece of music he had written on the harp. Moving his fingers delicately along the strings, the beautiful melody carried along the room. Once he was done, he looked up.

"So... what did you think- Femke are you okay?!"

"Yeah, sorry, it's just... it's so beautiful!" Femke cried, flinging herself at Laurent and crushing him in a hug.  

"I agree with Femke, it was wonderful," Willem chimed in, walking over to his siblings. Femke quickly included him in the hug.

"You two are so talented, what the hell!"

"Fem, you're crushing me," Laurent gasped. "And don't you dare exclude yourself, have you seen what you just made?!"

"Yeah, but-"

"No buts, remember," Willem said, parroting her words back to her with a smirk.

"Why are you like this?"

Willem laughed at this. "You still love me despite it, though!"

"That's not an answer!"

"Is it not?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Guys, please stop. This is a stupid argument," Laurent rolled his eyes.

"Rolling your eyes at us? How rude, Lau," Willem said, locking him in a headlock and ruffling his hair.

"Hey, let me go!"

"Hmmm, let's see... Nope."

"Oh, come on! Fem, help me out here!"

Femke just laughed in response.

"Betrayal!" Laurent screeched, struggling to get out of his brother's headlock. Femke just laughed harder in response, almost falling over.

"You know, you could always just say the magic word to get out."

"The magic- What am I, five?"

"You certainly act like it sometimes."

"Fëck dech."

"Real mature, Laurent."

"Oh, like asking for the magic word is so mature."

"Absolutely. I haven't heard it yet, by the way. Femke, are you doing alright?" Willem asked, as his sister was now lying on the floor, tears streaming down her face. Gasping for air, she shook no.

"Seems like you'd better let me go before we make Femke choke," Laurent commented. Willem tsk-ed.

"Fine, fine. Fem, get up," he said, letting Laurent out of the headlock and extending a hand towards Femke.

"Give- give me a... minute," she said, still gasping for air. After she managed to get enough air in her lungs and not burst out laughing after she saw her brothers standing in front of her with worried (albeit semi-irritated) looks, she finally took Willem's offered hand.

"You two are utter morons."  

Willem gasped. "Are you hearing this, Laurent? Slander, complete and utter slander!"

"Well, she's right about one of us, and it isn't me."

"Laurent, ik tyf je de Noordzee in als je niet ophoudt-"

"Try me, old man-"

"Who're you calling old you little-"

''Oh for- hou uw bakkes! If this becomes another argument, I will smother both of you!''

''You wouldn't dare,'' Willem said. After a beat of silence and a fierce glare from Femke, he added: ''Would you?''

''I don't know, why don't you find out?''

''Fem, you're scaring me a bit here,'' Laurent said nervously. Femke hummed. Laurent looked at Willem, wide-eyed. Willem just looked back and shrugged.

''Could you even reach me though?'' Willem, who apparently had a death wish, asked.

Femke whipped around, glaring at her brother. Willem just glared back.

''Guys, no, no one's getting killed today,'' Laurent interjected. ''This is supposed to be a fun family meeting, remember? If there's any way anyone's going down,'' he added on, a devilish grin on his face as he slowly inched closer to his still glaring siblings, ''It's going to be this way!'' he yelled as he quickly poked Willem in his side, who immediately yelped and tried to get away. To no avail, because Femke quickly latched onto his arm and started poking him in his side too.  

''No, Fem, wait- What did I do to deserve this?!''

''Well, uh... you took the last waffle?''

''Are you asking me, or-'' Willem started to ask, then yelped again as his siblings started to tickle him.

''No! Please, mercy!''

''Hmmm, Lau, what do you think? Should we stop?'' Femke asked, looking at her younger brother.

''I don’t know, Fem,'' Laurent answered back, devilish grin still on his face. ''He hasn’t said the magic word yet.''

''Godverdomme, natuurlijk is dat het antwoord. Kut! Laurens, stop!''

''Hmm, let me think. Nee.''

Femke snickered. ''He looks like a worm, wiggling like that.''

''How the fuck-''

''Oh my god you're so right,'' Laurent said. ''Willem the worm,'' he started to say, but burst out laughing halfway through. Femke laid on top of Willem, wheezing. Willem, meanwhile, looked absolutely mortified.

''You two are so immature,'' he said.

''Says the guy currently laying on the floor because he's ticklish.''

''I will strangle you,'' Willem threatened.

''Try me, bit- Hey!'' Laurent started to say, before Willem had reached forward and pulled him besides him.

''You know, this is actually surprisingly comfortable,'' Femke commented after a beat of silence.

''No, you're heavy. Get off me- Lau don't you dare lay on top of Femke or I swear- oof!''

''Hmm? What was that?''

''I'll kill you.''

''Aw, we love you too!''

''... Ugh, fine, if I say it, will you get off?''

''Maybe!''

''You two are gremlins, oh my god. Fine, I love you too.''

''He said it! Lau, he said it!''

''Yeah yeah, we all heard it. Now get off me.''

''I mean... technically I never promised I'd get off-''

''Off. Now. Or I'll never bring you stroopwafels again.''

This earned him a scandalized gasp from both of his siblings.

''You’re so mean! How dare you deprive us of stroopwafels?!''

''You can't do that!''

''You two are impossible. I said off,'' Willem complained, trying to sit up. Which was hard, considering Femke was literally laying on top of him.  

''Say the magic word first.''

''Are you serious right now? Femke, we are not five.''

''So?''

''... Fine. Femke, can you please get the fuck off me?''

''Fine, close enough,'' she said as she got off Willem, who immediately took a deep breath.

''Finally, oh sweet air how much I've missed you.''

''You’re so weird. Anyway,'' Femke said, turning towards Laurent. ''You recorded the whole thing, right?''

Laurent laughed and rolled his eyes. ''Like you had to ask.''

Willem gaped at them, before jumping up. ''Godver- Laurent give that camera here, right now!''

''No, I don’t want to. I must say this is great blackmail material.''

''Laurent, als je nu niet die camera hier geeft, dan-''

''Du muss mech als éischt fänken!''

Needless to say, Willem ended up chasing Laurent through the house, Femke following closely behind. In the end, all three of them ended up in a dogpile on the couch, laughing. Yeah, family meetings were fun indeed.

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Translations:

Hoepel een eind op (Dutch) = a nice(ish) way of saying ‘fuck off’ or ‘go away’

Godverdomme (Dutch, Flemish) = goddammit

Nondikass (Luxembourgish) = used as an exclaimation, meaning something like ‘damn’.

Jezus Christus (Dutch) = Jesus Christ

Fëck dech (Luxembourgish) = Screw you

Ik tyf je de Noordzee in als je niet ophoudt (Dutch) = I will throw you into the North Sea if you don't stop. (The word ‘tyf’ is pretty rude though, albeit used by a lot of teens in my experience, so I would not recommend going around actually saying this.)

Hou uw bakkes (Flemish) = shut up

Godverdomme, natuurlijk is dat het antwoord. Kut! (Dutch) = ‘Goddammit, of course that's the answer. Fuck!’ (even though the word 'kut’ doesn’t mean ‘fuck’, it's used as a replacement pretty often. The more accurate translation would be ‘vagina’, as that is literally what it means, but it's used as a curse word more often than not.)

Nee (Dutch, Flemish, Luxembourgish) = No

Laurent, als je nu niet die camera hier geeft, dan- = Laurent, if you don't give me the camera right now, then-

Du muss mech als éischt fänken! (Luxembourgish) = youre gonna have to catch me first!

Stroopwafels are a Dutch delicacy, I love them so much. Basically, they’re waffles with syrup in between. Google them for examples and probably a better explanation.

I am physically incapable of not adding in a sprinkle of NedCan. I'm sorry (but actually not really,, as stated, Willem and Matthew are married so technically Matthew is family- *gets smacked*)

The ending is more crack and longer than I intended because I have no self-control. Sue me.

Moral of the story: don't anger short ppl. They’re angrier cuz they’re closer to hell-

Yes Willem is ticklish, I said what I said.

Bonus scene: ''Wait, so if Willem is a worm, would Matthew be like... a moose?''

''I am begging you two to stop. Laurent, stop laughing!''

[hey-i-like-scps]

OhHhH?¿? 2030 is allowed? 👀👀👀👀 if your requests are open can i get some 2030 with an scp reader? Male pronouns are preferred but im fine with gender neutral

Of course! Here ya go!

General headcanons:

Now one of the benefits of having an anomalious host as your husband/boyfriend is that despite you being an SCP, you're a free person!

Pffft the SCP foundation? Please, he has enough powers to make sure you don't get caught. On the small chance you do, he will come bail you out soon enough "Please be more careful next time honey."

Depending on what your powers are he might ask you to use them in creative ways for his show

If you refuse he will be okay with it but might be a bit grumpy. You shall pay a fee in cuddles!

Suprisingly enough, despite all the gifts, compliments and attention he gives his partner, he himself loves being pampered.

Place his head in your lap and massage his scalp maybe? He's on cloud 9 already.

Don't tell anyone but if he genuenly laughs? Not on the show? He snorts a little bit. Just a quirk of his. He's embarassed about it any will deny it ever happened if you bring it up

Friends with 035, acctually. Scp hangouts with you, him, 035 and anyone else who might tag in are plausible.

He doesn't need to sleep, but he does sometimes. Mostly when he doesn't intend to, just leaning on your shoulder or in your lap.

Regardless of gender, nicknames include but are not limited to: Darling, sweetheart, lovely, beloved, beautiful, handsome, my love and cutie.

Male S/O:

Wear matching suit with him? Pleaaaaaaase?

HE LIKES MATCHING CLOTHES OKAY

Any clothes he buys, he buys in a pair.

If you are the same clothes size he may mistake them and take yours on accident

Congratulations, you share a wardrobe now.

Even with all of that he may take yours on purpose tho

He has no shame "...Is that my jacket?" "Yes it is but I'm keeping it and there is nothing you can do about it."

Will acctually squeal if he sees you in a sweater. And then deny he did so.

HE THINKS YOU LOOK CUTE IN IT 10/10

FINALLY LEAVING THE TOPIC OF CLOTHES (I had a lot of ideas on that part) Will be a bit less willing to let you be a part of the show.

Not because of you directly, but he knows people are a bit less willing to try and mess with you.

Don't matter if you're tol or smol, he likes being the little spoon.

Just... hold him... please... This man acctually has a lot of stress...

God forbid anyone tries to mess with you, HE IS READY TO KILL

Even if you try to handle the situation yourself HE IS ALREADY ON IT DO NOT WORRY DARLING

[infinitebells]

okay help- Sebastian Moran being supportive of his nonbinary partner 👉👈

HE WOULD BE SO SUPPORTIVE OH MY GOD-

he’d snidely correct ANYONE who misgendered you or used the wrong pronouns, glaring at them until they fixed their mistake. if you decide to change your name and he finds out someone dead named you, they better start using your correct name or there will be hell to pay. and god forbid if ANYONE was rude or made any mean remarks to you because you came out as nonbinary, they better fucking start running because he will go after them instantaneously. it’s on sight for that person because absolutely no ones gonna make you feel inferior for being your true self.

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It says your askbox is open but if you’re not taking request rn you can just delete this [and I’m sorry if you’re not! I sometimes get confused with wording ^^;]! But I was wondering if you could do some headcannon a for Danny Johnson or Billy & Stu for a trans s/o who gets deadnamed/misgendered? It’s okee if not tho! Thank you in advance! 💚

The Ghostfaces with a Trans S/O who gets Deadnamed/Misgendered

Danny ‘Jed Olsen’ Johnson

He’s always called you by your real name, your real pronouns. He’s never brought up anything negative about your past when it came to you being Trans. He loves you for it.

He’s always been super touchy and sensitive when it comes to others misgendering you or deadnaming you as well- he even gets visibly ticked off when it’s a freak accident.

But god forbid it’s purposeful, that’s about the stupidest thing anyone could ever do when around Danny. He won’t stand for that bullshit.

If he isn’t in a private enough spot to kill the asshole off then and there, then he’ll bite his tongue and suffer through the anger until he can go slit their throats without being seen.

He’ll always come home to you- usually covered in blood- after killing some deadnaming asshole, hugging you tightly despite the blood. They didn’t know what they were talking about, and now they’ll never talk again. Don’t worry, Sweetheart.

Billy & Stu

Billy and Stu are your main supporters when it comes to your identity. They will spend all of their money on you for your surgeries, medications, and anything else.

Billy would never stand for a deadname or misgender. Not even if it were accidental! He’d chew out whoever was foolish enough to get your identity wrong.

Stu will politely point out people’s mistakes, trying to keep a calm facade, but he’ll subtly take your hand in his and give it a squeeze that communicates how angry he really is.

If you’re ever being teased about your identity? Well, then the fun begins. Billy and Stu will start planning an elaborate scheme to end that assholes life right away.

It’ll be perfect- they’ll inflict terror, pure unadulterated terror, and then they’ll strike. It’ll be a slow kill, and then they’ll come home to you as if nothing had happened- until you see e news the next day, and your heart warms at the thought of their deep care for you.

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               THE  UMBRELLA  ACADEMY ( S01E02 )                   RUN              BOY              RUN                   S E N T E N C E       S T A R T E R S

☂   long post ahead ! ☂   change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ☂   some quotes were altered for better context . ☂   E01. follow for more episodes to come !

☂   ❝ I have a question. ❞ ☂   ❝ Knowledge is an admirable goal. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know the rules. ❞ ☂   ❝ No talking during mealtime. ❞ ☂   ❝ I want to time travel. ❞ ☂   ❝ But I'm ready! ❞ ☂   ❝ Hence the reason you're not ready. ❞ ☂   ❝ I'm not afraid. ❞ ☂   ❝ Fear isn't the issue. ❞ ☂   ❝ I forbid you to talk about this anymore. ❞ ☂   ❝ ' Not ready ' my ass. ❞ ☂   ❝ I survived on scraps. Canned food, cockroaches, anything I could find. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know that rumor that twinkies have an endless shelf life? Well, it's total bullshit. ❞ ☂   ❝ You do whatever it takes to survive... or you die. ❞ ☂   ❝ You think I'm crazy. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's a lot to take in. ❞ ☂   ❝ Gee, wish I'd thought of that. ❞ ☂   ❝ You think I didn't try to get back to my family? ❞ ☂   ❝ This was a mistake. ❞ ☂   ❝ You're too young and too naive to understand. ❞ ☂   ❝ I haven't seen you in a long time and I don't want to lose you again. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know what, it's getting late. ❞ ☂   ❝ We'll talk in the morning again, okay? I promise. ❞ ☂   ❝ Dammit. I'm sick of this cost-cutting bullshit. ❞ ☂   ❝ Go ahead. Just say it. ❞ ☂   ❝ There's no point in keeping it bottled up, or it'll just give you heartburn, and I gotta listen to you complain about that too. ❞ ☂   ❝ It smells like cat piss. ❞ ☂   ❝ At least we're not stuck in some cubicle. ❞ ☂   ❝ They can shove their protocol up their asses. ❞ ☂   ❝ You get what you pay for. ❞ ☂   ❝ I think these idiots all shot each other. ❞ ☂   ❝ Any witnesses? ❞ ☂   ❝ Did you see what happened here? ❞ ☂   ❝ By the time I got back in here, everyone was... you know... ❞ ☂   ❝ Do I have to go through all this again? ❞ ☂   ❝ Let me catch you up to speed. ❞ ☂   ❝ Don't call me that! ❞ ☂   ❝ What? Are we gonna keep things professional? ❞ ☂   ❝ I don't know if we ever agreed on much. ❞ ☂   ❝ We agreed on some things. ❞ ☂   ❝ I'm confiscating this. ❞ ☂   ❝ You used to like that. ❞ ☂   ❝ By the way, this whole thing might look like a botched robbery, but my gut's telling me something else is going on here. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know I can help you. ❞ ☂   ❝ I do not want your help. ❞ ☂   ❝ Lord, you test me. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've had the same routine for the last four years. ❞ ☂   ❝ I'm not quite sure what to do with myself. ❞ ☂   ❝ I didn't think it was possible to miss a person this much. ❞ ☂   ❝ Someday I'd really love for you to meet her. ❞ ☂   ❝ When you left, it seemed like all you wanted to do was forget this place existed. ❞ ☂   ❝ I can't just forget about that. ❞ ☂   ❝ Don't turn his death into a mission. ❞ ☂   ❝ I think there's a reason why you never left. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know you talk in your sleep? ❞ ☂   ❝ There's no point. You're out of drugs. ❞ ☂   ❝ Shut your piehole! ❞ ☂   ❝ I've got a crazy idea. ❞ ☂   ❝ Why not try starting your day with a glass of orange juice or some eggs? ❞ ☂   ❝ You can't smoke eggs. ❞ ☂   ❝ One of these has got to be gold-plated, right? ❞ ☂   ❝ Christ on a cracker! ❞ ☂   ❝ Drop dead. ❞ ☂   ❝ That was a low blow. ❞ ☂   ❝ Would you just shut up? ❞ ☂   ❝ I just — You know there's been a lot of stuff I've been dealing with. ❞ ☂   ❝ I need to know who this belongs to. ❞ ☂   ❝ Where did you get that? ❞ ☂   ❝ Why do you care? ❞ ☂   ❝ What a thoughtful young man. ❞ ☂   ❝ You listen to me, asshole! ❞ ☂   ❝ I've come a long way for this, through some shit your pea brain couldn't even comprehend. ❞ ☂   ❝ Give me the information I need and I'll be on my merry way. ❞ ☂   ❝ If you call me ' young man ' one more time, I'm gonna put your head through that damn wall. ❞ ☂   ❝ Call security. ❞ ☂   ❝ The next time you interfere with one of my investigations, if you so much as breathe on one of my witnesses or touch a piece of evidence, I'll charge you with obstruction of justice. ❞ ☂   ❝ You need to relax. ❞ ☂   ❝ Why don't you put that badge down for one night and come out on the streets with me? ❞ ☂   ❝ You're right. That sounds super fun. ❞ ☂   ❝ Recess is over. It's grown up time. ❞ ☂   ❝ Leave. Before I change my mind. ❞ ☂   ❝ I was worried sick about you. ❞ ☂   ❝ Sorry I left without saying goodbye. ❞ ☂   ❝ I was dismissive and I guess I didn't know how to process what you were saying. ❞ ☂   ❝ Maybe you were right to be dismissive. ❞ ☂   ❝ Maybe I'm not the right person you should be talking to. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's been a long time since I've had a good sleep. ❞ ☂   ❝ I thought I told you to put on something professional. ❞ ☂   ❝ Oh my god, the sex was amazing. ❞ ☂   ❝ What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain. ❞ ☂   ❝ Don't make me put you in time-out. ❞ ☂   ❝ The whole thing is a disaster. ❞ ☂   ❝ Are you thinking what I'm thinking? ❞ ☂   ❝ It's sort of hard to wrap your head around. ❞ ☂   ❝ You're probably better off here. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know, if I wanted advice — no offense — it wouldn't be from you. ❞ ☂   ❝ You've never even been in a relationship. ❞ ☂   ❝ You don't know what it's like to love someone like this. ❞ ☂   ❝ You separate yourself from everyone and everything. You always have. ❞ ☂   ❝ You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself. ❞ ☂   ❝ You're gonna do great in prison. ❞ ☂   ❝ You are a real sick bastard. ❞ ☂   ❝ Can I get that 20 bucks, like, now or what? ❞ ☂   ❝ The apocalypse is coming and all you can think about is getting high? ❞ ☂   ❝ You're useless. ❞ ☂   ❝ You need to lighten up. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've just now realized why you're so uptight! ❞ ☂   ❝ You must be horny as hell! ❞ ☂   ❝ It's gotta screw with your head, being alone. ❞ ☂   ❝ I wasn't alone. ❞ ☂   ❝ The longest I've been with someone was 3 weeks. And that's only because I was tired of looking for a place to sleep. ❞ ☂   ❝ Hey! What about my money?! ❞ ☂   ❝ I should... stop talking. ❞ ☂   ❝ Please come in. ❞ ☂   ❝ You could have killed me! ❞ ☂   ❝ If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. ❞ ☂   ❝ I should have to prove my innocence to you. ❞ ☂   ❝ I have never been a prodigy at anything. ❞ ☂   ❝ How did you know I was up here? ❞ ☂   ❝ This is always where you used to come when you were upset. ❞ ☂   ❝ I want to show you something that I think will cheer you up. ❞ ☂   ❝ Make sure you fully extinguish that cigarette. ❞ ☂   ❝ Things have been disappearing lately. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's good to see you. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've missed you... obviously. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's been a rough couple of days. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've been looking everywhere for you! ❞ ☂   ❝ What are you doing here? I thought you were gone. ❞ ☂   ❝ I should be the one who's trying to bring us back together, not tear us apart. ❞ ☂   ❝ Come on, I gotta show you something. ❞

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I'm sorry I keep on talking but i'm beginning to get the idea Tumblr isnt be a good site for questioning ppl. There's a lot of policing on here and people barely accept gnc and nonbinary people, it makes me worried for them that a lot of closeted people might not get the closure they need you know??? Like god forbid this person think he's a he/him aro lesbian bc nonbinary lgbqa+ are barely respected also. Like were lucky if people can respect our pronouns!! It's too much for cis ppl I guess :/

I definitely understand where you’re coming from and you’re allowed to feel how you feel. I have purposely tailored my online experience on here to give me some peace of mind after a rough day at work. I know it can be rough to filter out all the bad stuff, but sometimes it’s necessary to put up those boundaries and make it clear that you’re not gonna tolerate anyone questioning your identity or your journey to find yourself.

A lot of the people online who are causing these problems are also going through their own journeys to find themselves and it’s frustrating, so they feel like they are allowed to take out that anger on anyone they deem ‘weaker’ or an ‘easy target’. It’s awful and it’s often the seeds of bullying.

That, however, doesn’t mean that you should limit yourself or your interests online. You have as much right to be proud of your identity and take your time finding yourself just like everyone else. The people who are gonna be negative are unfortunately never going to go away because there is a constant cycle of hurt that just keeps going around and people don’t want to hold themselves accountable for their own ignorance.

If you ever need to talk or you’re feeling pretty low about your identity and need some positive reinforcement, feel free to hit me up and rant/vent/have me send you positivity/whatever! The only way we can create a safer space for everyone to explore themselves without being threatened over their identity is to reach out to each other and lift each other up, when we see each other being pulled down. Obviously, if people make mistakes it’s ok to point it out without dogpiling onto them but other than that, creating a more positive support group online can really be helpful to a lot of people like me and you.

We’ll get there, it’s just gonna take some time and A LOT of blocking and no platforming bigots. After a while, it gets a little easier to block and move on. 🌻🐻

[thenightling]

Tumblr traps or entrapment

Ever see a comment or an ask that you could obviously tell was a set up for a fight with a righteous rage attached to it?  

I know what some of you might be thinking. “If they fall into that sort of set up, then they deserve it.”  Not necessarily true.

Something as simple as saying “Love forgives.” can lead to “Forgives what?”   I saw this one recently and thankfully the person was smart enough to dodge the attempt. “Forgives what?” is the bait, the bait to argue.  The person asking it doesn’t really want a legitimate answer.  They’re hoping for a vague enough answer so that they have it as an excuse to call the OP an abuse apologist or a cheat, etc.  

I’ve seen “Do you believe people can change?” used in a similar way to be twisted to mean the person being asked is pro-abuser.  Because God forbid we believe we can grow as people!   It’s not like this also entails change in yourself, not just in others, and not just some cliche abuser saying “Baby, I can change.”

Simply liking Beauty and the Beast has been used to claim you’re pro-abusive relationship.

There’s also racism and homophobia / transphobia traps too.

One trap to try accuse people of being transphobic I’ve seen is repeatedly asking someone “Define gay.” or “What’s your definition of gay?” in the hope that the wording can be taken as transphobic.    This trap has been laid for me a few times and I always answer honestly, “I usually define it as a male presenting and identifying individual who is attracted to other male presenting and identifying individual BUT anyone in the LGBTQ+ community can use the term and lesbianism can often take the term gay.   It’s just not everyone wants to use gay as the blanket term.  Some prefer queer or other wording.”

 There are other more subtle traps.  “Who is your favorite POC fictional character?”  (This one is hard to spot at first glance but watch what happens if you pick one created by a white man like Shadow Moon in American Gods.  Even Black Panther isn’t safe.)   This is an especially nasty trap used on fans of American Gods if they know American Gods is the person’s favorite show or book. “Ah, ha!   You’re a racist!  The only black character you like was created by a white man!”   

A similar one is “Do you have a favorite fictional character with a disability?”  if you name a movie or TV character who has a disability but was played by someone who does not have a disability (i.e. Daredevil or Elisa in The Shape of Water) that could land you in trouble. 

Another subtle trap is wording things in such a way that you hope to get the person to say “the disabled” or “disabled person” when the correct term is supposed to be “person with disabilities.”   The question “Do you have a favorite disabled fictional character?” can be a trap in two ways.  1.  To try to get you to use the wrong wording (the wording in the question of “disabled character” instead of character with a disability.” and 2. To try to get you to list a character written by, or portrayed by, someone who does not actually have that disability.   

Sometimes it might be a question about menstrual cycles, trying to catch “micro aggression” or transphobia, hoping to catch someone off guard who might say “women” in the conversation by mistake, when yes, some men get periods

Sometimes it can be a subtle thing like a very long conversation about someone who uses xe and xer pronouns.  Waiting and hoping for “The enemy” to use a “he” or “her” or “she” since xe is often heard as Zee, which is close to she. Xie has a “she” pronunciation in many Asian languages, by the way.   This one is particularly cruel to people with dyslexia, come from certain parts of Asia, or have disabilities, including hand and eye coordination issues, eyesight problems, and various learning disabilities. It can often lead to “You misgendered them on purpose!”

To those who are deliberately doing these things... do you really think you’re weeding out secretly bad folk and bigots?   If you do than why do you have to rely on typos or accidental poor wording to catch them?   

Save your righteous rage for those who deserve it.   And don’t set booby traps.  You’re not helping anyone when you do that.   You’re better than this.

[junimorpmemes]

Unlike Pluto sentence starters pt. 3

Sentence starters from the singer and song-writer Unlike Pluto’s lyrics. Feel free to change pronouns or anything necessary.

Crocodile Tears

“The crocodile tears are no good here.”

“Go on and let them fall.”

“What are you?”

“What’s your story?”

“They don’t care, but they say they worry.”

“God forbid they feel a little heavy.”

If it doesn’t hurt them then your pain doesn’t count.”

“Humanity is gone somewhere low.”

“I don’t know about you--”

“It’s money or life, you choose.”

“When it’s too late you all panic like you cared before.”

“I don’t want to feel like you.”

Riptide

“I never noticed because you kept it under disguise.”

“An ugly mess you created in me.”

“I’ll handle it someday.”

“If that’s the way you wanna say goodbye.”

“But hey, it was an honest mistake.”

“We’ll go our separate ways.”

“It’s worse if I stay.”

“I have already moved on.”

“I hope that one day you can see the villain you are with me.”

Stay and Decay

“You were on the right track.”

“Is it here to taunt us?”

“You gotta move on.”

“Don’t be paralyzed.”

“Move, because if you stay in limbo you’ll decay.”

“Maybe no one really knows the way.”

“Broken clocks are right twice a day.”

“No ones there to save you from this place.”

No Rainbows in the Desert

“It’s cold at night.”

“The days are getting hotter than hell.”

“What I want I’ll never know.”

“I’ve been searching my whole life.”

“There’s hurdles in my progression.”

“Was everything I built worth the time?”

“All I ever knew was the grind.”

“My legacy in stone I’ll never see.”

“Rainbows never shine around me.”

“Anyone here anymore?”

“Guess I’ll show myself the door.”

[ncumenia-archived]

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Roleplay Rules:

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Mun&Muse are both 21+. This blog is selective, 18+ exclusive, canon divergent, duplicates crossover, AU, fandomless, etc… friendly!  

Besides the obvious fact I won't rp smut or ship with minor muns/muses whatsoever, do not follow me if you're underage. This because I feel uncomfortable interacting with minor muns due to the huge age gap that might be between us. (Mun is currently 25 as I write this) Please, don't take it too personally, it's just for my own comfort. Furthermore, if your rules and age (mun is 18+, mun is 23, mun is of age and so on...) are not present on your blog I won’t rp with you at all. Lying about your age will result into a permablock and reported. The same applies if you're underage or your age is not stated and you dare to interact in any kind of NSFW way with me (This also includes liking/commenting my nsfw posts or sending me nsfw asks)

I refuse to ship/interact with: aged up muses (Nunu, Annie, Zoe etc…) and only smut-oriented blogs since they both make me uncomfortable. So, please, if you’re one of these blogs do not follow me.

No godmodding. If our muses are fighting, I’d like to discuss first with the other mun, in order to avoid it as much as possible;

I don’t like “follow for following me back, and if you don’t follow me I’ll unfollow you“ philosophy because I find this kinda disrespectful. I’m also available to interact with you even if we’re not mutuals! Usually, the reasons why I unfollow you are these: spamming too much without using a proper tag, talking shit about other people here on tumblr, spreading useless drama or rumors, posting stuff that makes me uncomfortable or if I somehow assume you’re not interested to interact with me.DMS are always open for plotting!

Currently available verses: Canon, Odyssey, Modern/Academy, Bloodmoon, Deity Please, before interacting with my muse in one of these verses make sure to read the lore and, if something is not clear to you, dm me anytime!;

I’ll try to match length more or less, so don’t worry about that. And please, TAKE YOUR TIME to reply. I have a life too, so don’t worry I’m not the one who runs after others! I tend to easily forget threads, so if I didn’t reply to our thread for like a couple of days dm me!;

I do believe in reblog karma, it’s your choice to send me a meme, but please reblog it from the source and not from me if you don’t want to send me one. If you reblog a meme from me without sending me one for more than once, I’ll block you. I’m sorry about this rule, but after some time this becomes quite annoying;

Any kind of hate toward a nationality/gender/sexual orientation and so on will result in a report and permablock. I believe everyone should respect a person, regardless of their gender/ethnicity/sexual orientation. If you don’t, you’ll get permablocked. Period. The same goes for every kind of insult or anon hate toward me, a ship or a friend: not only you’ll be ignored, but, if it is necessary, I’ll report and permablock you.

This blog is against any kind of fake/unfounded rumors and drama. I'll only reblog callouts that provide evidence about the problematic individual, and mostly about extremely serious topics (like minor hunters, abusers or if someone who is seriously in danger) I'm not afraid to callout people if they have a problematic/gross behavior or if they support/justify problematic/disturbing/traumatic topics.

I won’t rp and tolerate extremely disturbing topics like incest, rape (non-con/dub-con as well), pedophilia, child/animal abuse, and similar. The same goes for every kind of ship where these themes are involved. Mentioning these topics during a thread is okay (For example if you’re talking about your muse’s past), but I’d rather talk with the mun first so we can plot things properly.

Any jokes about child death, rape, racism, disability, sexism and so on are not allowed here. If I see one of them, I may go to your dms and telling you that’s not okay writing these things because they’re harmful, and to stop with that stuff. If you’ll ignore/insult/make fun of me you’ll be permablocked. [Added: 09/07/2019]

This blog may contain triggers such as blood, angst, smoke, drugs, gore, mental health etc. I’ll tag everything and I’ll use “read more”. (I’ll tag my triggers using, for example, “tw: blood” without air quotes) Before rping this stuff with you, I’ll always ask you if you’re okay with it, so do please tell me if you have any triggers or I should tag something specific in my blog! For example, my muse, when she’s overwhelmed by certain feelings or recalls what happened to her kin, she bleeds from her mouth and sternal scar. Please, if this makes you feel uncomfortable don’t be afraid to tell me it; Regarding sexual content, it will also be present, especially during Sinday, but I will always tag everything accordingly and put everything under read more.

Please, tag these two topics: needles and stepping on people. I feel extremely uncomfortable regarding the latter because it's heavily connected with animal abuse, and it makes me feel so sick I start to panic. I only ask you to tag these two topics.

I’m a human being, and sometimes I make mistakes too. If I made something that offended you/made you feel uncomfortable, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I want to learn from my mistakes.

Shipping rules:

Even if I’m more than aware of the fact an 18+ mun is legally an adult, I realized I feel more comfortable shipping with both muns/muses who are 20+, especially in the case there will be some nsfw. That’s my personal preference, and this is NOT negotiable and it will NEVER be.[added 06/05/2019]

If you don’t want to keep our ship going on, that’s TOTALLY OKAY. I will NEVER get mad at you, neither asking you the motivation. If you don’t feel comfortable anymore, that’s okay and I respect your decision!

This blog is multiship exclusive, that means I'll only ship with one muse/au of that muse. Furthermore, I'll be highly selective with whom I ship with, and I mostly prioritize people I've been friends with for a long time. [EXCLUSIVE SHIP LIST]

I state in advance I don’t ship my muse with Diana, since she sees her as a mother-like figure. So… This basically would be incest, and I feel very uncomfortable with it. Furthermore, I won��t ship with Taric, Leona, Aurelion, Soraka, Zoe (But this is almost needless to say since she’s a minor, but prevention is always better than the cure), and yordles.

Even if I’m extremely fine with a platonic/non-sexual relationship, I’m also okay with some smut and that may occur with a serious plot, and ONLY if I feel comfortable and I trust my rp partner enough. Unfortunately, I don’t feel very comfortable rping it on Tumblr, and I’d rather rp it on Discord. [Please check the smut rules here] DON’T FORCE IT WITH ME, otherwise the ship will be deleted and probably I’ll block you too.

My muse is a revenant (I’m talking about her canon verse. In Odyssey! and Modern! she’s a living being) and NO, shipping with her is NOT necrophilia (She’s NOT a lifeless, nonsentient, smelly and rotten body who cannot give consent. She has revived thanks to Targon/Moon’s magic, and she’s ABLE to consent and she doesn’t smell bad, she’s not rotting and so on). I’m writing this because I’m kinda sick of this subject because “Shipping with Ernye/Pyke/Thresh/Kalista/Yone is necrophilia1111!!1!!”, and I’m more than sure these people are the first who fall in love with a vampire. If I receive any anon asks about this stuff in which there’s written I cannot ship her with anyone or other offensive things toward me or my muse (both ic and ooc), I’ll ignore and permablock them. No matter who’s the person who sent this. Again: I’m sick and tired of this stuff because basically there’s no problem in shipping with a psycho who can basically kill/abuse you any moment, meanwhile, GOD FORBID a revenant/vampire and stuff like that. So, better safe than sorry. If this bothers you so much you can unfollow me.

Respect my right to say “NO” if I don’t want to ship with your muse. So, don’t force it or I’ll block you.;

About the Mun:

You can call me Silkie, and I’m 25 years old;

Discord for mutuals only;

Pronouns: she/her (They/Them is also fine, if you feel more comfortable with it, no worries);

Chickens, cats, chinchillas, and Castlevania addicted;

I consider myself as a friendly person, so if you wanna know me or rp with me just send me a message! I suffer from diagnosed GAD and depression, so I really need time to open up to people and my activity may be sporadic because of this. And, please: if I make/say something that makes you feel uncomfortable TELL ME ANYTIME since I never mean to hurt anyone here through my words or acts;

Remember Muse ≠ Mun. Ernye’s actions don’t reflect my personality, or what I think about you;

Please DON’T FLIRT WITH ME, it makes me extremely anxious and uncomfortable due to many awful experiences I had in the past, and also because rp is a hobby and I want to have fun, and I’m not looking for a romantic partner. If you ignore my warnings I’ll permablock you. And yes, this also applies to every NSFW question about me. If you dare to do so you’ll get immediately reported, permablocked and the whole chatlog saved. I will also NOT tolerate any kind of NSFW anon ask about me.

The cringy art you see on my profile is made by me unless stated otherwise. Constructive criticism and bits of advice are more than welcome and encouraged ♥

[ If you have read my rules send me “Has the killing moon come for them?” That’s optional, of course, you don’t have to send it to me!]