God, if Booth existed I would wanna date him. He's perfect. One of the only men I'd maybe wanna date if I was not a lesbian.
Spoilers:
THE WAY HE RUNS TO BONES WHEN SHE MAKES THE MIMI EXPLOSION WHEN HER AND HODGINS ARE BURIED ALIVE. DIGGING THEM UP WITH HIS OWN HANDS. YELLING FOR THE OTHERS TO HURRY THE FUCK UP! GOD, HE'S PERFECT!
Now I’m thinking of Shouto the Minecraft househusband playing with you and you come back from mining or something all excited to show him what you’ve found and you just see him SURROUNDED by cats and flowers and he’s just “c:” so in his element
He brings back new cats and animals so often and he names them all too. You give him seeds and stuff and he gives you any crafting materials he finds because you need them for weapons and armor more than he does <3
And if you’re out at night and he does end up having to defend your house from mobs, he defends it with his LIFE because you made that together damnit, he worked hard on those flower beds and those cats and wolves and animals are you guys’ babies
OMG, I'm just imagining you getting back at night to find him being chased around circles close to your house. He never bothered to learn how to fight, but you're definitely right in that he'll do anything to keep them from attacking anything you've built.
LOL it's funny (and esp. if you're in the room with him and he's like "y/n. y/n. y/n. y/n. y/n. Help. Our house." but doesn't know what's chasing him or anything LMFAO).
But hnnnnngh otherwise!!! Such a sweetie pie. Probably produces the weirdest, most useful stuff out of his pockets and when you ask where he picked it up, just shrugs all happy-like. Truly a househusband, himbo moment... too busy w/ his little fambly to notice🥺
neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme