#god i cannot stop

[theartofmadeline]

yes i'm still thinking about the botw champions in 2024

[pureseasalt]

iñaki godoy studied luffyology at the esteemed monkey d'university. he graduated top of his class. latin honors. he's on his way to get a phd. oops wait he's already got it. my god. the talent on this young man. he's got that natural troublemaker face. the class clown at the back of the class kind of energy. a kid who's hiding something in his hand. u take one glance at this guy and u know he's not up to no good. but would u follow him anyway? are u kidding me. look at him. of course u would.

[corvidaesgarden]

swept off his feet to kiss his moth bf

[tubbytarchia]

The girls are no longer fighting!!

[sp-bf]

god fucking hell

[satoruoo]

currently thinking about menace!sukuna

like sukuna who is literally just a menace.

menace!sukuna who reflexively insults you even if what you're talking about has nothing to do with him.

"babe, isn't that bag just so ugly-"

"you're so ugly."

"excuse me?"

menace!sukuna who kicks the backs of your knees when you walk sometimes and cackles to himself when your knees buckle.

menace!sukuna who insults you in old japanese and finds it hilarious that you don't understand a word he's saying.

menace!sukuna who eats all of your food the second you turn away to talk to someone other than him.

"yeah and then my dad- ryo, where the fuck did my food go?"

"how would i know?"

"i can see the mouth on your hand chewing."

menace!sukuna who randomly shouts "think fast!" and launches a massive object at you as hard as he can (you almost die every time).

menace!sukuna who just stares at you while you sleep and you get really creeped out because he genuinely looks like he's plotting your death.

menace!sukuna who does not give a fuck about that thing we love to call shame.

"brat, what's your squirt velocity?"

"we're in public."

"your point?"

"?????"

[bumble-punch]

This cannot be for fucking real. Where did the mullet come from all of a sudden. Why does he look like that. What happened to the nerd. Why is he slaying. Fuck off. Jesus christ.

[andro-dino]

hands you them. please hold them gently

[magnusbae]

Obi-Wan is being so normal about Anakin. (Clone Wars Gambit: Siege)

[starsillys]

SO LATE but Easter ideas I had WHAT ft the WEBWORLD?!!?

Yeag,, just like silyyy little Easter themed activitis for the web world!! Umm,, I didn’t rlly know what to do for Sam’s activity so you just get to cook omelettes for him or sum lol also evil Kinitopet mode because I thingk the idea of fnaf 2 JUMPSCARE is so funny in his section

anyway if you absolutely SUCK at cooking the omelette ummm Sam will starve and his house WILL burn down WOW (thank you @peachtaglia for the idea that’s so funny) I think they all get really excited for Easter and hype the (s)easter bunny up a lot

also Kinito makes a special little story regarding the bunny I jhgngg my hands hurt I will draw it later along with Sam arson

[bluegiragi]

konig smiling because he is happy (: vs ghost n soap losing it a little bc augh he’s PRETTY….

konig tends to loosen up whenever he gets tipsy. it's a pleasant novelty for johnny and simon.

[rogueolight]

JUST LET THEM BE HAPPYYYYYYYY AND HAVE A LITTLE KISSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭[CAR CRASHES INTO ME AND I EXPLODE]

[brother-emperors]

DO NOT BE AFRAID

this is combining Ovid's Heroides and the Excidium Troie because I can't stop thinking of Hermes telling him not to be afraid. what the fuck!! Ares is wearing the crown that Paris gave him.

I have. thoughts. about Paris. he's almost got this Troilos parallel in my mind, that the event that defines him in detail exists in a lost narrative that we don't have (the Cypria), but everyone else knew. the event that defines Troilos is his death (murdered, butchered by Achilles, the violence of which haunts everything after. Achilles, child killer, you can't escape that!), and the event that defines Paris is the Judgement. what's a lost text but a kind of grave!!

idk I don't think that Paris before the Judgement would recognize himself after bc when you become god touched, it rearranges your guts. you become transformed in the worst way possible! how could you recognize yourself! but I also think that all the Parises after the Judgement would recognize each other because that event is so locked into the trauma of war and the scar it leaves on the land, it's like a scar on the narrative too. it exists like this forever, over and over again, so you exist like that forever too. Troy collects grief and despairs.

Troy as trauma: Reflections on intergenerational transmission and the locus of trauma, Andromache Karanika

and Paris is like. a miserable little god/corpse-puppet or something, like a match for the gods to throw onto gasoline.

The Excidium Troie + Ovid's Heroides:

Excidium Troie, trans. Muhammad Syarif Fadhlurrahman

Ovid, Heroides 16 (trans. Harold Isbell)

a collection of things regarding Paris that made me go 😬 but under a cut bc this is getting. very long.

The Divine Twins in Early Greek Poetry, Corolla Torontonensis

Iliad 24 and the Judgement of Paris, C.J. Mackie

Elegy and Epic and the Recognition of Paris: Ovid "Heroides" 16, Elizabeth Forbis Mazurek

Ennian Influence in "Heroides" 16 and 17, Howard Jacobson

Paris/Alexandros in the "Iliad", I. J. F. de Jong

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

“hey, you,” apollo mused with a cheesy smile, allowing his sunglasses to slide down his nose so she could see his eyes, “i think you’re blocking my view.”

“ha ha. just as funny as ever, brother,” artemis hissed with a roll of her eyes.

“you’d die of boredom without me,” laughed apollo, leaning out of his car to be closer to her chariot.

“surely,” bit back artemis, a softness settling into the corner of her eyes that only apollo ever saw. his smile softened as well but never dimmed.

“same time in twenty years?”

“i wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

[egophiliac]

How do you imagine Levan/Revan/ Mallenoa's husband?

Appearance, personality etc.

Revaan/Laverne/whatever-his-name-is's title sort of implies that he might be from a fantasy-Eastern country (they've established that in Twstland, 竜 = Eastern-style dragons, andドラゴン = Western-style dragons). and that's about as much as we know right now about...anything in regards to what he might look like. so I've been trying very hard not to form too much of a mental picture of him, because I'm still hoping we'll get to see him (or at least a silhouette)! ergo, in my head, he kind of looks like this:

so handsome. surely Malenoa fell in love at first glance.

I do think the funniest thing about what we've learned so far is that Malleus being kind of quiet and reserved and dignified...absolutely did not come from the Draconias. and he sure as heck did not learn it from Lilia. so he probably got a lot of that from his dad! the vibe I get from how Lilia talks about him is that he could be a bit of a prim little fancyboy sometimes, but was (mostly) willing to go along with his wife's zany antics out of love. he sounds sweet, honestly! I'm sorry he (maybe) died. :(

my favorite thing about Mal's parents is that Malenoa and Lilia's dynamic was "long-suffering guard and princess who has long been the cause of said suffering":

but then they would happily join forces in order to gang up on Revaan:

tl;dr Revaan was the straightman in Malenoa and Lilia's comedy act until it all ended horribly whoops

[luthiery]

summer interior, edward hopper // girls against god, florence + the machine 

[ID: An oil painting of a woman resting on the floor beside a bed with sunlight streaming in through a window beside her. The painting is in shades of pale yellow, green, blue, orange, and dark red. The lyrics “When I decided to wage holy war, / it looked very much / like staring at my bedroom floor” have been placed on top in white in all caps. The first part of the lyrics are curved around the end of the bed and the second part of the lyrics are angled along where the wall and floor meet. /end ID.] ID by @britomart​