#god save the me

[maxcuntstappen]

PAUSE

look at my new ao3 icon

that's all

you can move on

[crazywolf828]

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!

[kotzwinkled]

that’d be unethical!

[etoilesdeglace]

One day. One day when he's ready. When he knows who he is, and where he belongs. And fate has revealed to him his true path. On that day, I'll be right by his side.

[saewokhrisz]

together in death

[poopystain]

love him

[snickestsnack]

i have the gripping urge to knit a nightwing sweater. i will update if i get it past the pattern concept phase

[ruporas]

kiss of the divine

[time-woods]

yuri that nobody asked for and im not entirely sure theres a market for but im here to deliver anyways

[cantarelaria]

beast peak's shixiong 🐲✨

[hannibalruinedme]

How do I sleep knowing this? ^^^^^

For God's sake :)

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

wow guys, i cant believe the player character from hit mascot horror game Poppy Playtime actually saved all monsters, killed the Prototype and left with their newfound family! cant wait to see how the authorities will react to this weird family that just formed!

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Sock eye salmon

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[hrokkall]

Mama gave me music lessons,

now I play the saddest songs

[mayvette]

stakes day STAKES DAY

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉