#god that took me two whole days

[ghost-of-a-wizard]

Lmao get Wes Anderson'd, nerds >:]

[daedalusdavinci]

7 couldn't you wait to kiss me at home with bruharv perhaps

part 2 of me trying to go back and answer these ancient asks half out of my mind on the worst meds ive ever taken. bear with me here

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It'd been a long time since the days when admiring glances followed Harvey down the hall, his smile like a sunbeam as women glanced quickly away and men grinned back, pleased just to be acknowledged by Gotham's youngest district attorney. For decades, the looks had been wary, or cringing, either unsure how to act around facial differences or afraid of what he'd done. But to Bruce, his easy stride had always felt like confidence, footsteps like gunshots and his smile mortally wounding, as stunning as he was the day Bruce met him.

He was old, now. Gray confused the line between white hair and dark brown, swept back and fussed with the way Harvey preferred. The skin grafts made his wrinkles look deeper on the left side of his face, clustered across his forehead and around the corners of his mouth. His glasses were sharp and square, perfectly distinguished, and his suit was a loud white and black, paired with a purple turtleneck that fit him nicely. He looked as beautiful as the day Bruce had met him, but settled into himself, finally finding balance as the years turned. Confidence looked dangerously attractive on him, but his smile was as golden warm as ever.

"Harvey," Bruce greeted, reaching for his cane to rise and meet him.

"Oh, sit down, Bruce." Harvey pushed a cup of coffee into his hand, gently forcing him back into his seat. He stooped to press a kiss against his cheek, the tilt of a smile warm against Bruce's skin. "I just wanted to make sure you got it before it went cold. You're running over time."

Seated around the meeting room table, wary eyes tracked them. The firm Bruce was meeting with today was not his favorite group, but even his kindest employees often still eyed Harvey with suspicion, still on edge every time Harvey made his home in Bruce's space. It'd been years since his retirement, but Gotham didn't easily forget one of Batman's oldest enemies. Bruce found it difficult to blame them. Still, he refused to treat Harvey like anything less than what he was- his best and oldest friend.

Bruce checked his watch, setting his coffee on the desk. "So we are." There was still too much to go over, too much to finalize. He could push the meeting longer, but he'd promised Harvey a trip down to the library to look at a program Harvey was interested in backing, and... Well, between an afternoon with Harvey and one with a firm full of rich men determined to strangle every cent out of Wayne Enterprises that they could, it wasn't hard to come to a decision. He shuffled the papers in front of him together and closed the file. "I'm afraid we'll have to reconvene again at a later date to discuss this further. My secretary should be able to set up something appropriate. It's been a pleasure, gentlemen."

There was some disgruntled mutters, but the men rose, gathering their personal affects. Bruce stood to go through the final motions of the meeting, reciting his scripts, shaking hands, and making more eye contact than he wanted to, and Harvey dropped easily into his seat, sipping casually on his own coffee. It was a subtle, petty dig, claiming the seat of power in a room full of people who didn't respect him, and claiming Bruce's favor by extension, but one Bruce let slide. Sometimes he thought Harvey just liked tweaking powerful tails, just to remind people of what he once was. (Two Face definitely did.)

Not soon enough, the men began to filter out of the doorway at last, chattering in low tones. There was a sharp tug on Bruce's belt, dragging him backwards and toppling him into Harvey's lap.

"Harv." Bruce knocked his cane against Harvey's leg in protest, fighting a snort. The firm representatives weren't gone yet, and he could see one of them raise an eyebrow at them from the corner.

Harvey's answering laugh was like music, his hand squeezing Bruce's thigh as he leaned in to kiss him. The curve of his lips was so easy to fall in love with, his eyes sparkling with soft fondness. His lips pressed kisses into Bruce's cheek, his jaw, and his ear, teasing against his skin, "I remember you being a lot harder to take down."

Bruce found himself grinning despite himself, leaning away from the barrage of kisses as he tried to scold, "Harvey. Couldn't you wait to kiss me when we leave?"

Harvey hummed, squeezing him closer as he kissed from his shoulder to his jaw, shamelessly adoring. "I don't think I could."

[bisexualrapline]

LOOK WHAT FINALLY GOT HERE

[widevibratobitch]

im so fucking mad at myself at my mother at her dead husband at god fucking knows what. "concentrate on yourself" well i cant can i. now more than anything i should and i cant. losing my fucking mind istg

[critterofthenight]

i had such a fun dream, i didn't wanna wake up :c

[7lizardsinacoat]

"You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!"

A painting of Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows! I love this show and I love her and all her outfits and wit so so so much. This probably took me 2.5 times as long as it should've, and it wasn't because of the intricate lace (which i ended up covering most of in the end anyways), but as I kept redoing the background over and over again. I don't mind how this came out in the end, and I guess that's what counts really.

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[no1ryomafan]

I’m very tempted to make a post on twit asking peeps what makes new unappealing compared to arma bc even if I still really like arma and sick of how tarnish it gets in the SRW fandom, I do think new is more cohesive and probably the best written of the 3 ovas-

But whatever unappealing aspect it has that I haven’t recognized-bc even with the “flaws” I pointed out to myself that it has I don’t think their show ruining-must be a universal thing because for some fucking reason it’s been a struggle to finish this god damn show irl with friends and only two people seemed fully invested anyways 💀 This NEVER happened with arma, especially when I actually sat down to watch episodes with someone, and SVN I’ve always finished in one sitting bc it’s so short, so I don’t know why new is plagued with “oh you wanna finish this show? Throw some life inconveniences above you!”

[prettyboysmlm]

counting the fucking days

[lunarsapphism]

.

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

instead of a flashback where im like oh god i was a gay ass kid i just had one where i was like holy shit girl u need to be evaluated for autism

[blujayonthewing]

Are there any songs that remind you of your OCs?

jhgjsdgfjd OKAY SO-- the short answer is Yes, lol. The longer answer is that I have full playlists for a bunch of them, so, at this point any song on any of their playists now reminds me of that character (including ship playlists, because I also have one of those each for elyss/june and juniper/fengling), although not all of them would be equally good examples of 'here's a song that makes me think of X' as far as like... show and tell is concerned? Elyss and Juniper's playlists for instance are both roughly chronological and a couple of their songs are specific to A Situation, and several of June's are about her relationship with another character (mostly our sorcerer; I've had a hard time picking just one or two fengling songs for june's regular playlist, so those are pretty much all just on the ship one exclusively, lol).

UM I can also link to full playlists if you or anyone are interested, but I'll also put a show and tell of one or two specific songs under the cut :D

Elyss: Learn To Be Lonely from the POTO movie for pre-campaign, Not Your Hero by Tegan and Sara now

Juniper: The Greatest Adventure from the rankin bass The Hobbit

Idri: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

Aubree: Fighting On by I Fight Dragons

Melliwyk's are all instrumental! Scheming Weasel Faster would be her theme as an npc in an rpg

Nyssa: Cult of Dionysis by The Orion Experience

Ambrose: Not I by I Fight Dragons

Kethri: No Hopers, Jokers, and Rogues by The Fisherman's Friends

Honorable mention: this is maybe Fantasy Racist of me because Tsakesh is not a thief at all but. Khajiit Like To Sneak by Miracle of Sound is just such a good song and I love it and it DOES make me think of my boy. he DO like to sneak idk what to tell you

[lesbiangracehanson]

feeling crazy about pam + ellen but . what is new 

[coolcoelacanth]

day 3 of my indentured servitude: already getting annoyed at my temporary coworkers and having to stand next to them for 8 hrs a day. theyre both middle aged women, one of which has more attitude than the other. like godddddddd idk why its so normalized for people to be rude for no reason why does nobody have manners. they're not horrible, but its just like little passive aggressive comments all day and im like 😑 girl im not even getting paid and i don't want to be here. im literally so overly polite to them all the time too bc thats just who i am as a person like idk how people can be sassy to people who literally have not wronged them.

[lxnarphase]

━━ ❝ i'll give you the fire i keep inside ❞

up to the challenge : ⌞no nut november⌝ edition [ pt 2 - pt 3 - pt 4 ]

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : gojo satoru + geto suguru

☾₊‧⁺...cw : pussy eating, praise kink, begging, premature ejaculation, clothed sex, whiny reader (gojo), smug reader (geto), satoru overestimating himself, suguru 'just the tip' geto

☾₊‧⁺...synopsis : it's nowhere near november, but i need to write this. it's based off an old post of mine from 4 years ago! so, i have no excuse 🖤

✧ g. satoru lasts : 2 days

oh, satoru is so confident that he'll easily make it through the entirety of november. the moment he coos to you about how excited he is to participate in 'no nut november' as a challenge against suguru, he's walking around with his chest puffed out. however, he doesn't take into account that you'd be a little upset after he tells you, thinking you have to go a whole month without sex with your boyfriend. but everyone knows satoru is the best boyfriend, right? he'd neeeever let his pretty lil' mochi feel unsatisfied. so, on the second day of November, he's got you up on the kitchen counter, mouth buried between your thighs as he practically devours your cunt, messily licking and sucking at your clit as his eyes roll back just from the taste of you. after all, there's no way he'd lose this way!

it had only been two days since satoru had fucked you, how were you this wet and needy? you were dripping down his chin, soaking his fucking face, and god, he was in heaven. "c'mon, baby, grind that clit into my mouth," he fucking whines, kissing your pussy between slurps, hands holding you spread open for him to keep testing you. satoru's so hard, it hurts, his cock rubbing and twitching against the rough fabric of his sweatpants, but he couldn't touch, he wouldn't let himself. he'd be fine, all he needed was to make sure he made his baby cum. "hhf, 't-toru, 'toruuuu, i-i miss you, i miss youuu," you pitifully whine, pretty eyes filling with tears as you grew closer and closer to cumming all over his face. but just hearing you say that you miss him when it hasn't even been a fucking week almost makes satoru cum, almost. "baby, babyyy, don't say that shit," satoru whimpers, about to pull away from your dripping slit, dizzy from your words. but you don't let him, no, not when you're this close. with the cutest little huff, you look him right in his pretty blue eyes and grab a fistful of his hair, smashing his mouth right back against your cunt as you cry his name. and oh, the noise he lets out against your pussy feels so gooddd, feeling his tongue desperately licking up your cum. god, you were practically suffocating him. all that Satoru could process was you, you, you. jesus, he didn't think he'd be able to leave you alone the rest of the month, not when just going two days got you this desperate...he really was fucking you that good that you got addicted, huh? it's okay because honestly? he missed your pussy so fucking much. "'toru, satoruuu, p-please, i-i don't like this challenge anymore, miss when you stuff me w-with your cum," you whine as you ride out the last waves of your orgasm, giving him one last tug into your pussy so his mouth was right over your clit. have you always been this fucking whiny and demanding? god, satoru couldn't remember. but, you didn't realize how seriously all the tugging and those filthy, desperate words of yours would affect him. hell, he didn't know how badly it would affect him. once he separates himself from you, he's avoiding eye contact, and he's getting red. embarrassed. flustered. all it took was a quick glance down to see what the issue was. "b-baby, you...i just...how—" "'toru, did you cum in your pants?"

✧ g. suguru lasts : 2.5 weeks

the only reason suguru decided to participate in this was because satoru roped him into it. not that he didn't think he could do it, but because he knew satoru was going to lose against him. he's so thankful that you're nothing but supportive, eager for him to win this challenge with the promise of a reward of his choosing once he made it to December 1st. it's honestly not that hard. as long as he's able to still be affectionate with you, suguru is content. sure, sometimes he has to stop his imagination, but otherwise, he's fine. at least, that's until he comes home to you wearing the cutest purple thigh highs with little skulls on them. it starts off with suguru pulling you closer, making you stand between his legs as his hands rub up and down your plush thighs...but next thing you know, your legs are over his shoulders as he drags his cock up and down your slit.

"just—just the tip, okay? i can't put anymore in, princess." "suguruuuuu, just! put it in! stop teasing!" those pretty legs of yours would always be his downfall, suguru could never resist them. there wasn't anything even sexual about it, but just seeing how they squeezed your thighs so perfectly...he couldn't help himself. but if he only let himself put the tip of his dick inside that tight little hole of yours, he'd be fine...yeah, he just needed a small feel, and he'd be fine. without any more hesitation, suguru slowly sunk into your puffy pussy, letting out a shaky groan as his head fell down onto your shoulder. shit, shit, shit, it was only the tip, but you felt so good, too fucking good. "g-god, why's this cunt so wet and warm, baby? it's not fair," suguru hissed, lifting his head to look down to where you both were connected. "s'not my fault you wanted to do this dumb challenge," you hummed, a little smug smile on your face. "stop listenin' to satoru, you'll get stupid like him." it made him laugh, you were so amused by him barely holding himself together...and he couldn't blame you, he wasn't the type to break so easily... "s-suguruuu, wait, you said just the tip, that's—suguuuu!" suguru let out the most scandalized gasp when he realized his entire cock was being hugged by your soft, hot walls. it was so cute, though, how you tried to help him, to let him know so he didn't lose. such a sweetheart, weren't you? but, suguru was too far gone. he had slowly begun inching himself inside of you, not even realizing it until it was too late. not being able to stop his hips from moving, thrusting in and out of you, creating a little ring of cream around the base of his cock as his dick dragged against those soft spots inside you that made you keen his name. "oh, princess, angel, you're so sweet, you know that? s-shit, listen to that pussy...she missed this? she missed the feeling of her sugu inside? hm? fuuuck, fuck it, 'm-'m gonna give you what you need, baby, d-don't worry," he says in a needy rasp, pressing his forehead against yours, giving you a delirious little grin. yeah, suguru knew he was going to lose today...he'd be damned if he didn't cum all over this sweet cunt. all because of some stupidly cute socks.

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OP81 x Norris-Sister!Med Student Reader 🩺🏎️

Part 2! You can find Part 1 here 🫶🏼

y/n_norris

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y/n_norris Turned my brother’s flat into a girlie study room feat. @/oscarpiastri lasting exactly 2 seconds helping me study

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landonorris Can you please leave

y/n_norris No 🧡

oscarpiastri I’m sorry how am I meant to understand advanced cardiology

landonorris Jon always tells me to do cardiology but I hate the treadmill

y/n_norris Bro-

oscarpiastri Next time you need a volunteer to practice poking needles in take him please

landonorris NO

user1 Oscar is helping her study omg?? I swear they’re dating

user2 Mate Oscar’s just best friends with her brother calm down

landonorris

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landonorris Missed my sister so much decided to visit her at work (@/oscarpiastri took me out for dinner to make my booboo hurt less)

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charles_leclerc How is it that y/n ended up with all the brain cells in this family?

charles_leclerc And @/oscarpiastri where’s my dinner date?

oscarpiastri Gotta injure yourself first mate

y/n_norris CHARLES NO he’s only joking

charles_leclerc Ohhh

y/n_norris Can you please visit without any dumb injuries the next time?

landonorris I can just not visit at all

oscarpiastri That would be amazing mate

user3 Everyone raging about y/n and Oscar dating but I swear Lando and Oscar are the couple

user4 He took him out for a date to make his injury better… that’s boyfriend behaviour

user5 Oscar being associated with two ridiculously hot Norris’.. he could do a lot worse

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Boyfriend Brother-in-law behaviour

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user6 Did he just-

landonorris Bro this is how you announce your relationship 🤨 I’m taking my blessing back

y/n_norris No backsies

y/n_norris Also just to clear things up, when we told you about it you said “mint, finally” sooo… didn’t take you a whole lot of convincing, did it?

landonorris I did the convincing internally

oscarpiastri Thank god I’ve got the smart Norris

y/n_norris 🧡🧡🧡

user7 You’re telling me Oscar took his dumb teammate to the ER, got to see his gorgeous girlfriend being a badass doctor, took her brother/his teammate out for dinner to make his injury all better and then went home to cuddle up to the badass doctor? Mr. Piastri I wasn’t aware of your game.

y/n_norris He really is living the life isn’t he

landonorris Okay maybe he’s an alright brother-in-law (some day…)

charles_leclerc We can finally double date!! I’ll bring Leo!!

alexandrasaintmleux 🤨

y/n_norris I’ll be your date Alex 🫶🏼

Part 3 🫶🏼

[elisezone]

um i NEED a baby fever felix fic please?? like the whole breeding thing has MY soul

Oh, anon, you get it. You totally get the idea.

𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖝 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞 𝖋𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗

Warnings: nsfw, breeding

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Firstly, I just know Felix wants kids. He’s always imagined one, two at most. He was brought up on the idea that he needed to keep the family name alive, to have a son, an heir. I can imagine Elspeth keeping up this mantra throughout Felix’s life. Telling him it’s what he’s made for, it’s his duty as their son.

He would want to be the first. He would want to have a baby before Venetia (although i doubt she’d ever settle down).

But he would want to do it first. He would make the family proud.

He kept this idea up his whole life, he needed to settle down, marry and have a baby as soon as he could.

He looked all over for the right person, he knew it was you. As soon as he held your hand on the first date, he knew you were the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

Felix would bring it up with you frequently, little jokes here and there. Late night chats “what would you name our baby?” Type thing. But deep down you could tell it was what he truly desired.

He would confront you just before your last weeks at Oxford, you were about to enter the world.

We would lay down on the foot of your bed, looking up at you lovingly as you read over your notes. A feeling of ease in the air.

“Darling?” He looks up at you, that mischievous look in his eyes you’ve come to associate with lust. “Felix, baby, not right now”. He strokes your leg lovingly, admiring the tan you’d gained from the early summer sun. “No, sweetheart, not that” he laughs.

He looks up at you, grinning, “you know.. you now how we want to be married” he rolls over, gazing at the ceiling as he takes a drag of his long dead cigarette. He waits a beat, seeing if you’d reply. “I’ve been thinking. About our future.”

And that’s where it all began.

It took a long time to convince you, I mean, you were young. You were both very young. Yet you couldn’t see a future without Felix, he was your whole world. You couldn’t imagine marrying anyone else.

From then on, every time he’d fuck you, he’d have intent. He needed to have you, fully have you. He can’t wait to see you stuffed with his cock, it’s all he thinks of throughout the day.

He would hold off having sex sometimes, just to build up the tension. Because he knows that when he wants to cum, he only wants to do it inside of you. Deep within your pussy.

He fucks you hard. Like it’s his last wish on earth to knock up his princess. As he thrusts into you wildly, he imagined how godly you would look with a round, swollen belly. How absolutely delicious you would be, helpless, unable to cope properly without him.

With a hard grip on your hips, Felix fucks himself harshly into you, desperate to breed you fully. To fuck you stupid.

You can feel him falter slightly, his thrusts become erratic. He’s close. You wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him in closer to you.

The thought drives him insane, over the line as he cums with hot ropes into your pussy. He fold over, caging you with his arms. His chest heaving. His body glistening, sweat beading down his chest.

“Fuck. Oh god- babe. You’re mine. Always mine, you always will be”

He throws forwards a few experimental thrusts and lets out a deep moan. “So fucking good for me”

You look so gorgeous, laying beneath him, completely still. Your pretty body twitching with pleasure.

And he refuses to pull out for so long. Making sure he knocks you up. Plugging up your sweet hole with his seed.

And then he realises, he will have to marry you soon too.