#going back to my roots is fun ngl

[murmurmurl]

I'm back on my bullshit I guess

that redraw I was talking about.. previous versions under the cut

I like how it's less stiff now

[rhinocio]

[angelsdean]

i don't go here but.....catching glimpses of 911 stuff is always so funny. the duality of the polar opposite fandom perspectives is entertaining. half my dash is saying canon buddie this week. the other half is talking abt eddie's actor calling his character heterosexual and calling buddie "brothers"

[saturnzlv]

okay so imagine, its late. y/n laying up in bed abt to go to sleep and ex boyfriend touya (but like LONG TIME ex boyfriend like they broke up like a year ago or something) shoots them a drunk "u up?" text. obviously y/n is confused but touya tells them it was a dare from hawks and that he was at a party with him but little does y/n know, no one dared him and he was just sad and drunk and n thinking about them <3 okay thank yew satty i love you

woaaa hi ruerue, i love yeww <3 this shit was kinda fun to do ngl like i think ive missed writing. i feel like im back in my roots yk? good shit. good req boss. hope u like it!!

drunk n disorderly

— parings: todoroki touya x reader

— notes: mature language & a few suggestive sentences

[sargeteen]

𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 ! ᵒᵖ⁸¹

love would never leave us alone ｡𖦹°‧

𝒐scar piastri x ��ale!surfer reader synopsis: daniel ricciardo plays some matchmaking with a driving buddy and his friend who surfs

genre: smau warnings: relationship never revealed & no year mentioned so kind of all over the place

author’s note: pls part 2 to somebody else is coming im having horrible writers block for it 😭😭

masterlist.

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youruser el salvador it’s been fun 🏄‍♂️🌊

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userone god i want to be him so badddd 😭😭

usertwo DANIEL???? what are you doing here … ⤷ userthree daniel and y/n have been friends for years man 😭

danielricciardo australia next my brother 💪💪 ⤷ youruser can’t wait ;)

userfour wait … the rip curl is the weekend before the australia gp 👀👀👀 ⤷ userfive imagine daniel brings the whole f1 grid with to rip curl 😭😭

usersix this ken’s job is surf

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youruser and that’s another w! support system was off the charts for this competition. love you all 🤍🦈

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danielricciardo absolutely killed it out there mate! ⤷ youruser you’re my favorite danny

userseven did anybody else see the pics of oscar and y/n???? they looked so good next to each other omfg

usereight common y/n w

oscarpiastri same time next weekend? ⤷ youruser maybe … but i can’t root for the enemy in papaya … ⤷ redbullsurfing gotta stay loyal 🫡

usernine like oscar and y/n lowkey… ⤷ userten thats what im saying like theyd make a great couple

usereleven y/n is collecting f1 drivers like infinity stones omfg 😭 ⤷ usertwelve kind of iconic ngl 😭

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youruser australia i’ve been in you 🤍

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userthirteen youve been WHAT

userfourteen please do not come by my house

userfifteen is the weird ass caption supposed to distract us from y/n and oscar in that first pic … ⤷ usersixteen right like why are they so close …

danielricciardo please do not be in me ⤷ youruser are you australia

userseventeen oscar being in the photo dump TWICE and put before daniel .. WHAT IS GOING ON ⤷ usereighteen LITERALLY LIKE WHAT IS GOING ONNNN AMERICAN EXPLAIN

oscarpiastri made up for my horrible performance ⤷ youruser not everyone can be first place in australia ⤷ oscarpiastri way to rub it in man :( ⤷ youruser i’ll continue to do so if you keep being a whiny diva :(

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oscarpiastri glad to be back home

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usernineteen no yeah it's incredibly normal to post boyfriend material pictures of your best friend ⤷ usertwenty don't forget that they met 2 weeks ago

usertwone why are you holding y/n like that bro nobody's taking him away from you 😭😭

youruser g'day mate! gonna put a couple shrimps on the bahrbie ⤷ oscarpiastri never talk to me again

lando might have to start a oscar.jpg account with all of these pictures you just started to take ⤷ usertwtwo BRO HE JUST STARTED TO TAKE THESE PICS??? oh y/n your influence

usertwthree alright just hard launch at this point we love the gays cmon im tired ⤷ danielricciardo imagine how tired we are ⤷ usertwthree DANIEL?????

a/n: hope you guys enjoyed this !!

[hughiecampbelle]

Thunderbolts Preference: Dyeing Your Hair Fun Colors

A/N: Ngl I did have to check my eyes bc I have not been taking my meds regularly (I ran out, but they'll be ready tomorrow!) however they are normal and I think it's just my extremely cold shower that's making me feel so alive lol. Gorgeous gorgeous girls (and non girls) have dyed hair and I think this team would have such mixed reactions, it would be so entertaining 🖤🖤🖤

THUNDERBOLTS REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Bucky isn't surprised you've changed your hair yet again. Not only is the evidence all over your bathroom (the sink has blue hand prints and the tub has a ring around it) and all over your body (the color bled so your ears, forehead, and neck are totally stained), but because when you get bored of your appearance, which happens often, your go-to is a bottle of hair dye. You've had every color, but today you went with blue. He's always the first to give you compliments, admiring your boldness. He's also the one to help you clean up afterwards, being the most level-headed of the group, and hushes your worries when you think you've really made a mess this time.

Alexei notices something is different, but he can't quite place it. . . it's almost a running joke now of how long you can go after you've dyed your hair that he notices. The longest he's gone is a month, but this time it only takes him a few days to realize your hair, which was a normal color, is now green! Ooooh he says, laughing, that's it! You owe John five bucks. Alexei loves your fun hair. It reminds him of when his Natasha was young and she had a bright blue head of hair. It was always easy to spot her in the group of neighborhood kids. he knows it's something you love to do, therefore he likes it, too. he once tries to help you when he noticed you missed a big chunk at the back of your head. he got it all over himself, not relaxing it would stain him, too, and walked around for at least a week with brightly colored skin.

Yelena feels a pang of hurt after your dye your hair. It really does remind her of her childhood with Tasha. Thankfully, you choose to do a bright red, not the same blue, so there is that difference. She loves watching the color fade and your roots grow in because that means you're one day closer to retouching it. On those days, mostly at night when you have the time, it consists of multiple showers and hair masks and bleach and it's a huge mess, but she loves it. She sits in your room with you and times the bleach and helps you wash out the color until it stops bleeding, etc. She also brings snacks and music and lots of gossip so that you don't grow tired and give up halfway through. She loves how happy you look afterwards, feeling more like yourself.

Ava loves the purple you chose. She is definitely a purple girl and always wants to help you when you miss spots. She's so neat and careful, it looks as if she wasn't even in the vicinity of the dye whereas you are covered head to toe, spotted purple for more than a few days. No matter how hard you scrub, it won't come off. She's also meticulous in the cleanup process and spends hours in your bathroom until the place looks untouched and smelling of bleach. She adores when you change the color. Not only is it entertaining waiting for Alexei to catch on, but it really brings out your features in ways normal colors just wouldn't. Plus, it's sort of become part of your branding: the anti-hero with fun hair. Valentina has definitely learned how to sell this ever changing look to the masses.

John just doesn't get it. He likes the pink, it's a cute color, but it seems like a lot of upkeep (cold showers just don't seem worth it, nor does the constant dyeing and staining and sweating pink during training) as well as, as he says it, "attention seeking behavior". You just roll your eyes at him, tired of this conversation. You do it for you, because it makes you feel good and confident, not because you want people to look and stare. He does take notice when you change the shade and never notices the mistakes you think you've made (if it's patchy, too dark/light, etc.). He doesn't help, but he is pretty mesmerized when you dye it. Something about it is so satisfying he can't take his eyes off it and you joke with him that it's his kryptonite.

Bob always compliments your colors. You've done orange a few times now and each time his eyes always light up when he sees you, as if you're like a glowing sun. He adores when you style it in different ways to show off the color, too, and even compliments your roots growing in. He really thinks the two colors work great together. He admits he's never been brave enough to dye his hair, except maybe that awful blonde, so he lives through you. He's nervous helping you, fearing he'll mess it up, but you just smile and promise him there's no way to mess this up. It's not a dye with developers in it, it's basically just colored conditioner. He feels really proud after you've washed it and end up loving it. He really does love how you show off your personal style and are cool enough to express yourself.

[echantedtoon]

Turbo/King Candy x Jessica Rabbit Like S/o Headcannons

This was a request a friend really wanted from me so here it is for anyone else to enjoy.

TURBO:

-You're a flag girl for a racing game similar to Outrun or Pole Position (both 80s racing games) although the big difference was that your game wasn't as popular as Turbotime so there wasn't really any reason for the guy to be jealous of the competition. At least not until Road Blasters but that's jumping the gun a little bit.  

-You don't exactly meet each other until you finally decided to leave your game one day to go join others at Tapper's for the anniversary of Litwak's arcade opening or some similar celebration that many other games were celebrating. Of course your taller than the average video game women height and body type would turn some heads and the smaller racer was no exception. 

-Dude literally has to strain his neck for a double take just to be sure he was seeing things from the amount of surgery root beer he's consumed by now. But once he confirms that you actually exist- MAN. IS. SMITTEN. ON. SIGHT!! I'm talking about the guy chokes on his drink as you gorgeously smile his way even if you weren't smiling at him, just his general direction, but it gives him enough confidence to make his move. 

-He starts by buying you a drink, Tapper setting it right in front of you, before this tiny man gracefully struggled to climb onto the stool next to you slicking his helmet back like it was hair, and giving you a sly smile. "Hey, Baby.~ Are you a parking ticket?~ Cuz you got FINE written all over you?~"

-If it doesn't work out the first time be prepared for MANY 80s pick up lines including- "If I had to rate you from one to ten I'd give you a nine because I'm the one you need." "Hey. I'm writing a phone book. Can I have your number to put in it?" "Hey, Doll face. Wanna get physical?~" And other similar ones not considered cringey quite yet.

-He's pretty egotistical in personality so expect him to brag about everything involving him to you. His trophies, his winning streak, how his game's the most popular in the arcade, how he totally beats the Turbotime Twins in everything- Did he mention that he's also the greatest racer ever? He's trying to prove how much you should be smitten too often inviting you to come view him race.

-He secretly daydreams about you being the one that waves the checkered flag upon him crossing the finish line and plastering him in affection with him showing off to the world. Gold trophy in one hand while holding a beautiful woman in the other. Everyone knows his deep crush on you. 

-Remember when Felix and Calhoun kissed and little hearts appeared? Yeah. That happens every time he thinks about you or he happens to see you in Grand Central Station or Tapper's. Other's make fun of him for that a lot and he absolutely hates it and denied it every time but everyone and their programmers know about his crush. It's super obvious by this point.

-If by some reason you do happen to date him expect him to brag about having the most beautiful girlfriend in the entire arcade. "Hey, Pac-Man. How's Mrs. Pac-Man? Guess what?! My girlfriend's hotter than that yellow beachball reject!!" You're going to have to stop him from opening his mouth before Pac-Man tries to eat him again and he was very close to Mario just goomba stomping him after he insulted Princess Peach/Toadstool. Please stop this idiot from insulting everyone's wife before someone punts him back to Turbotime.

-He's not picky about personality and would genuinely love you but he'd be very happy if you were able to knock him down a peg(he thinks it's hot his girl can kick his behind-) or two. If you pick him up he'll also fight against it and complain the entire time you hold him, but ngl he's actually very into it. He has a thing for taller women after all...Even if he hates it when you tease him or hold things out of his reach.

-However one of the downsides of you deciding to pursue the relationship with him is his jealousy. Doesn't matter who's approaching you, if Turbo's around he always gives them a death glare that can put Bowser's fire breath to shame. So some game characters might avoid you because of that temper. And if someone were to flirt with you- Overprotective guard dog with rabies he is. Don't underestimate him because of his height. More than once he's started a bar fight at Tapper's over someone getting too close or attempting to make unwanted advances especially if you had already said no. 

-Don't underestimate him because of his height. More than one person has had a personal experience with Turbo turning into an angry honey badger infested with rabies as he was provoked.  People have learnt quickly to not make fun of his height, and to not try any funny business around you. More than once you'd have to pry him off someone and walk away with him tucked under your arm screaming profanities like a crazy Chihuahua.

KING CANDY:

-IK he's just Turbo in disguise but his personality shift in his KC disguise is notable enough to be different from how OG Turbo would go about it. However like OG Turbo once he sees you he's absolutely smitten by you. Unlike OG Turbo however his approach to you is much more normal if by normal having a guy with Tinkerbell shoes shuffle up to you and tell you how much your eyes remind him of sparkling rock candy.

-Honestly this pairing gives more of the Jessica and Rodger Rabbit vibes. Goofy little man with a gorgeous knockout GF. His goofball charms and shyer attempts at courting you are probably what got you falling for this man in the beginning.

-Instead of eyeing your form like many others, this man instead decides to court you in the most cheesy ways possible. Bringing you chocolates and other candy from his game(it's not like there's a limited amount of  it). Flowers (specifically either chocolate roses or edible flowers arrangements). Love notes, those really cheesy ones that don't even rhythm but they're so sweet you don't mind. 

-Mans loves you endlessly and will spend hours just gazing at you with literal heart eyes with hearts popping around his head. Very sweet alongside being goofy. Surprisingly a romantic too. Offers to drive you around on the back of his car. Plans at least one date that has you both sharing two straws in one milkshake. If he's feeling really romantic then he gets you those Valentine's hard candies shaped like hearts or those red lollipops also shaped like hearts. He even dedicates his wins to you in an attempt to impress you.

-Speaking of- He's very much the Rodger Rabbit of your relationship. Always gazing goofily at you with a love struck grin to the point Sour Bill has caught him daydreaming of you all lovestruck with a dopey grin. He's a king so anything you want in Sugar Rush is at your disposal. Want a glass of chocolate milk? How about a front row seat to watch the races? Would you like Sour Bill as a personal servant? Sour Bill completely disagrees with that last gesture.

-You once agreed to be a flag girl for one of the Random Roster Races, ironically one HE won, and when you gave him a winner's kiss he's been begging you to wave the checkered flag at other races too.

-Very sweet and energetic. If his goofy antics aren't making you giggle or smile, he's always flirting with you with cheesy puns since he's a guy who loves a play on words. "Are you a piece of cake? Custh you're the scheetest.~" "What's sweet and curvy? A candy cane of courseth but you're better.~" "Your voice is more beautiful than golden honey.~" "Did you sit in sugar? C-Cuzth that's -...Gumdrops! Forget what I said." He tried being more bold but ended up becoming too flustered and couldn't finish that last bit.

-You're going to get lots of cute candy nicknames. Honey. Sugar. Honeypie. Gumdrop. Angel cake. Cupcake. Sweetheart. Sweet cheeks. Tootsie pop. When he's feeling more romantic or sentimental he'll call you more special names like My Dear, Darling, My Queen, etc. 

-When you pick him up and kiss him he just melts in your arms. Giving a loud 'HOHO!' as you press kisses to his cheeks and forehead leaving him a bright cherry red and kiss marks all over his face. The first time that happened it left him just staring off into space blue screened but now he just blushes all over and this just might be his new favorite thing ever!

-If he ever proposes to you it's either going to be with one of those ring pops or with a gem made of the shiniest rock candy he can find.

[nerdcrawfish]

Transformers ONE spoilers! I literally just watched it and ahhhhhhh.

Oh my fucking fuck how come I like NEVER saw ANYTHING about the "I am done saving you" fucking line that was. Brutal. Beautiful. Horrible. Poignant as fuck.

I really don't have words at the moment. That's the birth of Megatron right fucking there. That's the end of D. Of D and Pax.

"I am done saving you." Holy shit.

Anyways god damn. TF One is really really good. I absolutely adored Elita-1 immensely. Her everything. Her energy. her fucking pep talk. He spazz session. HER MOVES!!!

i am. extremely gay for her. always have been. so ngl I was like: hm how did they do my girl this time?

VERY well. They did her excellent. It's like... A very great take on her. I adore it immensely.

In fact, I can't really say I dislike anyone. And I am extremely pleased to have a chatty goofball Bee again! I've missed having him! All the films have been muting him. And they keep making him like stoic and old. But nooo. He's a little buzzing bumblebee! Energetic and fun. I adored him.

I liked the Ancillary crews as well. Also Jazz speaking lines? EE!! It was ONLY a few but!!!! Nice!

Starscream is fascinating as hell. Like I am convinced he basically picked D as a new leader and when Soundwave held back Shockwave from throwing hands, it's because he understood what Stars was doing. I get people who read it like Soundwave wants to see Starscream get beaten but Sounders does not give me that vibe. Starscream is tired and unraveling. You can see it in his slumping. And like... His spiels intimidating the protagonists felt forced and tired. He really only gets energy when D starts showing aggression and making his statements and insults. Like. Starscream gets giddy to fucking fight. Like FINALLY something to follow.

And like... I think that has to do with the fact they were the High GUARD. They protected the Primes. They were the military. They FOLLOWED orders. They weren't made to make them. I think Starscream is unraveling from the stress of it all. Of the same feelings that the protags went through but not getting to go on a soul searching journey. Not him, not Soundwave, not Shockwave--none of them. They've been fighting to survive for fucking 50 cycles. And his statement of strength over the other--of bot over bot--being the true root of leadership. I have no doubt that's a product of Sentinel's betrayal and seeking to destroy the Hugh Guard. Of constanly running and having to hide--fighting maybe at first. No doubt at first. But as it wagers on and on and energon is scarce and non existent. Quintessons all around searching to destroy.

Yeah no shit they're tired and hiding and falling apart. They're hopeless. That's what they are. Not pathetic. No--without hope. No end to it all--only suffering. And like. The miners can relate immensely to them. They can relate to the High Guard. They're both pushed to thr bottom, treated like shit, all because of Sentinel. And no one did anything to help them. Either of them.

And like. I am really, really like this Megatron. Immensely. So much stuff. And like. His betrayal is deep. And I am salivating like a dog over his projection. That he’s so fucking disgusted with himself for believing it all--for being a cog in a machine. And being so disgusted with himself and hating it so much he despises everyone who believe it too. Because it's his most hated part of himself.

And that, he was just a miner with no prospects of POSSIBLY finding ANY of this out. And like? Eveyone who had T-Cogs? How many of them knew and were so complacent?

People who knew better. People who had opportunity to know better. All the fucking bots who just lived happy fucking lives while the miners were stripped of their cogs at online and made to work and work and work and they just. Never questioned it. Never looked into it. Never thought about the inequality. How they lived so happily off of it in fact. They didn't have to work in the mines for energon--they got to live better lives at the expense of the clipped wings of so many.

You know why nothing was ever done? FOR FIFTY CYCLES?

BECAUSE THEY WERE HAPPY. They didn't have to toil in the mines to feed themselves! No! That was for the NEW GENERATION to do.

Because how many of them were alive? Back before? How many of them came online into a world with the Primes and knew the High Guard. Saw them in person alive? And that every single bot that came online with them and after them ALL had t-cogs? How many of them are that old? And didn't question shit when it all changed?

Why didn't any of the medical professionals say anything? DO ANYTHING? They'd know! Or the scholars? (But also? Where are they all at? Hm? Why are the archives so empty and unaccessible? I know why. Sentinel.) But?

Why? Why was everyone so complacent and cowardly and weak? Too afraid for their own necks to stand up together and fucking fight for what is right. They could have fucking nipped it in the bud. Could have tried. Could have done something. But they didn't.

Instead a group of miners, with no t-cogs, so young and inexperienced with no support but themselves, no years of knowledge--NOTHING--had to fucking do it.

How wouldn't he be mad?

And how couldn't he feel so disgusted at the fact he believed it all so willing? EVEN fought Orion about it CONSTANTLY. He fell for it all. He was just like them.

So. He’s never going to be that weak again. That cowardly. That trusting. That... subservient.

No. He's going to rise up and destroy every institution that has ever kept him down. So it can NEVER happen again.

Yeah. Fuck. I. Really like this Megatron. A lot. His lines. His growth. The way he gained the support of the High Guard? The fanbot of Megatronus? The etching? It all. It's. Fantastic. His rage. Hurt. Betrayal. Becoming the Betrayer.

His bitterness at seeing Orion Pax being chosen as a prime over him. Of being--his rage, betrayal, cycles of suffering, the injustices--casted off by Primus itself.

Of being the wrong one. Of being ordained by Primus as being unworthy.

While selfish little trouble making Orion Pax who made everyone's lives hard all because he wanted glory and to "be more"--got JUST that. It was about him the entire time wasn't it? His quest for glory! His want to be noticed by Sentinel! His insane plots that got Elita demoted and everyone almost killed SEVERAL times. And yet? AND YET?

D is the selfish and bad one?!

THE ONE WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE TO PICK UP AFTER HIM?! TO FUCKING SAVE HIM OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. THE ONE WHO GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE. THROWN IN A TRASH. ALMOST KILLED IN A RACE, MINES, ON THE SURFACE, WHAT THE HELL EVER?

Yeah. D was in the wrong apparently. He was wrong the entire time.

Yeah.

Imagine going through all of THAT. Feeling THAT. Knowing THAT.

And being told your rage is wrong? That you should be nicer to those who lie and force you to labor for their traitorous bullshit, to build their empire of utter self-indulgence and lies--it was built on your backs and no one did anything about it. But no. Your rage is unwarranted. It's unworthy.

Yeah. The years of service--bad. Your new direction of newer becoming anyone's lesser ever again? Also bad apparently.

Just can't win, D.

Anyways!

I have feelings. A lot. I have questions. A lot. In a great way. In the "show not tell" way. The fucking amazing way. The one that has you sit there and hmm and muse and digest it all. The one that percolates and simmers and builds. Yessss.

Also those scenese swapping back and forth was very very very very. Fucking spectacular. The growth. The steps of becoming who we know they are. The decline of both. They're both declining. Orion literally into the heart of Cybertron and D into his rage and vengeance. Holy shit. Evey single scene is a step further downwards. Downwards into themselves and away from each other.

This is their growth into the individualities. The breaking apart of their "us"--and the building and the honing of their "I" and "me". They are no longer D and Pax. They are no longer a unit. They're individuals who are taking vastly different paths.

They're reacting differently to pain, betryal, deceit and grief--that's what's seperating them. They're too different.

And? They always have been. From the start. There just wasn't anything then to bring forth the starkness. Nothing ever to truly test that boundary. To test the strength of their binds. And for that, they feel like strangers. Like dealing with a liar.

Someone new. And they bith feel cheated. Lied to. This wasn't who you were before. Why are you acting like this now? Why are you not supporting me and are fighting me?

You can see it. In the traveling scenes. Like when D takes lead and Pax is upset. That's what that is. They're both trying to lead and they're upset the other isn't following.

It stopped being the old binary. Two friends. And started beinv vying for leadership. They want to be in charge. Because that's a coping mechanism. Finding strength. Taking charge.

They both want to fix. To be better. to feel better. To right so many wrongs. Especially the ones they and every other miner has been forced to deal with.

The just have different views of what that exactly means.

And what it will entail.

AH. I really would stab a person for a sequel. They gotta fight off the Quintessons and then Megatrons GOTTA use the defeat to take his claim. Please please pleae I NEED to see it. I WANT MORE SUFFERING. I NEED TO KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND BE INTERNALLY SOBBING NO NO NO NO NOT AGAIN. YOU COULD HAVE FIXED IT WHYYYYY.

y u p

any-anyways. i'm going to sob in a corner now about lost friendships and all sorts of undertones that mimic real lifes. weh weh weh.

See I like prequels like this. Because if it's done right? It will make you mourn what could have been. And? The entire time you will be living in thr fantasy. Even when you know it won't be a happy ending. You know how this story ends. And yet? And yet you hoped, for a little bit, for their sakes, maybe it will change this time around. But it doesn't. Because this story is a old one. And we all know how this chapter ends.

And now the next one begins.

[eggluverz]

THE GENERAL NEEDS A BREAK… AND A MOONCAKE

PAIRING. jing yuan x gn!reader

SUMMARY. the general is drowning in work, and the mid-autumn festival is the perfect excuse to take a break.

SOF'S NOTE. i know it's late but i wanted to get this out still hehe hope you still enjoy the moon festival cuteness even though i missed it xD i've been in a jing yuan mood lately ngl i just wanna cuddle and have a lazy day with him :> pls enjoy!!

You knew autumn was in the air as you walked down the streets of the Exalting Sanctum with a bag of fried songlotus roots from a nearby vendor. The trees carefully scattered throughout the streets were now vibrant shades of orange and yellow; you could feel the crisp wind blowing around you. 

And while you were able to enjoy your time outside work, visiting the bustling Mid-Autumn Fesitval in Aurum Alley, you knew the general was not. 

In fact, you hadn’t seen your partner in days now because of how busy he has been lately. You weren’t even sure if he managed to escape work within the past week. 

With a sigh, you sadly munched on another songlotus root. That simply wouldn’t do. 

You understood Jing Yuan was busy trying to keep the Preceptors out of his hair while dealing with the threat of the Stellaron on the Xianzhou. And while you knew how important it was, you also knew Jing Yuan could delegate some of his tasks. He could free up just a bit of time to enjoy the festival before it came to an end for the year. 

As you approached the Seat of Divine Foresight, you were determined to accomplish just that— Get the general to come along and explore Aurum Alley with you. 

“How are you doing, General?” you drawled, walking over to his desk and peeking behind his stacks of papers. 

He blinked blearily before a small smile formed on his face at the sight of you. “Why, I’m having the time of my life. And you?” 

You went around to his seat and gave him a brief kiss in greeting. Your hand cupped his cheek as you smoothed the dark circles under his eyes. Jing Yuan sighed and leaned into you touch.

“I’m doing well,” you said. “Would be better if you could attend the festival with me.”

He chuckled at that. 

“I know you must be having so much fun working, but I promise I can make your Mid-Autumn Festival experience even better than this,” you sang, plucking the pen from his hands and placing it flat on his desk. 

“You certainly drive a tempting offer.”

“Then accept.” 

“Perhaps I will.”

You cheered as he laughed, setting his papers aside and standing up follow you out. Like the gentleman he was, Jing Yuan extended his hand out for you to hold. You accepted graciously and the two of you walked hand-in-hand out of his office and to Aurum Alley.

It was a long walk, but time always felt short with Jing Yuan. Minutes passed by too quickly and you found yourself always wanting to spend more time with him. 

Night had come by the time you arrived in Aurum Alley, and you had just made it in time to see the lanterns lighting up the sky. The warm, twinkling lights of the lanterns lit up the dark night, planting a seed of awe in you as you watched the festivities happily. You felt a stare pointed in your direction and you knew it was Jing Yuan looking at you in admiration.

You turned back to him and tapped his chin upwards. “You should be ogling at the lanterns, not me!” 

“Can a man not do both?” 

With a giggle, you rested your head against his chest. He was warm and inviting, and you were glad he could escape his life as the general for just a little bit to enjoy this scenery with you.

“Have you tried Tall Auntie’s mooncakes this year?” you asked, feeling your stomach grumble as you took in the delicious scents around you. “I swear, it tastes even better than before!” 

“I have not.” Jing Yuan shook his head, tucking your hand back into the safety of his own. “Shall we go?”

You nodded and skipped along, excited to have another one of her mooncakes. While mooncakes could be found everywhere, in all parts of the galaxy, Tall Auntie added the Luofu touch. The filling had a mixture of red bean paste and custard made from puffergoat milk— You almost drooled at the thought. 

Noticing the dreamy look on your face, Jing Yuan laughed. He wiped the corner of your lip, eyes bright with amusement. “You have something here.” 

So, perhaps you did drool at the thought. 

Smiling sheepishly, you wiped at your mouth. “I suppose I’m craving it now. You’ll love it too, trust me.”

“I’m certain I will.” 

As the two of your approached Tall Auntie’s food stall, you ordered two specialty mooncakes and found a secluded area to munch on them. There was a bench surrounded by trees and buildings, with a view of the lanterns growing smaller and smaller in the sky, and you thought it was a perfect place to enjoy your snack. 

“What do you think?” you said, eagerly watching him take the first bite. 

Jing Yuan closed his eyes in contentment, leaning back against the wall. For a moment, he said nothing. He simply chewed, savoring each flavor as it hit his tongue. When he swallowed, he opened his eyes and nodded at you. “Delicious.”

You beamed and he ruffled the top of your head. 

“It’s just what I needed after a long week of work.” 

“You deserve it,” you said, leaning your head on his shoulder. “Even the hardworking general deserves a break.” You took a bite of your pastry and hummed in contentment. “And a mooncake.” 

Jing Yuan nodded in agreement, shutting his eyes and allowing his heavy body to relax into your touch. “Thank you for bringing me here.”

“Anytime. And after, we’re going straight home and sleeping in bed.”

His eyes opened at that, a teasing crinkle on his nose. “I propose we partake in some other activities in bed before we sleep tonight.” 

You laughed at his boldness, glancing around to make sure no one else heard. “Jing Yuan!” 

“My love,” he replied. 

The warmth in your heart grew as you snuggled against him once more. “Okay, but only if you get me another mooncake first.”

“You have a deal.” 

[charkie-ee]

team bolas rojas gas masks designs??

in THIS day and age?????

it may be more likely than you think..

this was my first time drawing a series of different gas masks, no idea if they’re accurate at all, but it was really fun!!

**notes & closeups under the cut :-D**

it’s a lot of notes so be prepared for an info dump.

NOTES:

Philza: honestly, what more is there to say than “CROW MAN!!”? aside from his goggles being glow-in-the-dark, theres not much more to the mask design. however, i decided, “hey! this is purgatory! i can fuck up these characters!” so, he has a ripped ear(?)wing and messily cut back hair. (i didn’t pay too much attention to the hair in this design, i was mainly trying to get the gas masks down, but maybe i’ll go further into later.)

Cellbit: this is definitely one of my favorites, he looks pretty scary, i would NOT stop my car if i saw him on the side of the road. its based off of a cat mask(obviously) and a painted white streak goes through his mask, inspired by his hair. i didn’t include it, but circles in the goggles are supposed to retract with different emotions (kind of how cat’s eyes do, saucer and dagger pupils.) he’s also covered in blood because he’s going through it lore wise.

Slimecicle: ngl, it was my first time drawing code charlie(other than all the wips i have that i’ll never finish),but i think he’s pretty spooky. his mask is the worst quality, like it USED to work well until he wore it out. thus, there are broken air tubes that let the gas in. (he should probably get those replaced.) the holes for his horns are kind of like an airlock, so the gas can’t enter through them (phil helped him make it.) however, it makes it difficult to take off.

Baghera: baghera’s mask is kind of built like charlie’s, except in much better quality. aside from the loose air tubes, the mask almost goes all the way around her head, not letting even the slightest bit of gas in. theres also a plastic duck beak on top of the regular breathy-thing(i have no idea what i’m doing, so, no, i don’t know the technical term for that) to give it the “bird touch.”

Jaiden: jaiden’s mask was FUN. like i kinda went overboard. i did these all on different days, and this was the night after the big egg battle day. i saw she had fnaf bonnie ears along with her bird gas mask, and said “ok cool. i’ll add that.” she has the same feather/beak thing i gave to baghera. also, hair-wise, she gets a hair bun and her brown roots showing through(we love messy haired cubitos ^^)

Foolish: foolish was interesting, not sure i like the final product, but i’m tired, so it’ll do. his mask is based off of a lemon shark. he gas glowing green eyes and golden splotches on the leather. the air tube foolish has is REALLY long. like unnaturally long. so he wraps it around his neck to get it out of the way. the other members are extremely concerned it’ll choke him one day, but foolish thinks it’s cool and will scare other teams away. kind of like a “yea, i’m crazy, i could choke and die at any minute, and i don’t care.” phil, being the protective father figure of the group, does not like this at all.

Carre: and finally, we have carre. ah, sweet, sweet carre.(he is my favorite.) his mask is based off of a snow leopard because i hc he’s half feline. carre has the lightest, and most simple mask, since it’s entirely plastic, and more so based off of skiing or snowboarding goggles.

ANYWAY, i hope these notes make sense, excuse my rambling about silly designs, i tend to doodle messily, and not really have a plan when i draw, lol.

thanks for reading, BYE!

[itsjustwincest]

I'm gonna need some fic recs from you. I just know you'll know the kinda wincest I need 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Hi, anon! Sorry it took so long for me to respond to this, I was filtering through all of my stuff to decide what I was going to recommend first. A lot of these are kind of classic ones to read. They've all gotten a lot of hits, and for a really good reason.

I'll post more recs in the future, especially hidden gems, and maybe a list of Dead Dove (like, the dove died, was resurrected, and died again) kind of content, because I have a lot of those to reccommend, too.

All of these are rated E. Most of the things I've bookmarked are, ngl, but if you want some T or below fics, I'd be happy to do a list of those, too!

First up is The Little Spoon by leonidaslion. This is an established relationship fic. It's 2k words and is the perfect mix of adorable and slightly smutty. To his horror, Sam discovers that he's a stealth!snuggler.

Next is, in my opinion, a Must Read. It's Couples Counseling by MsImpala67. It's a getting together fic, which I have a particular fondness for, especially those involving a fake relationship, like this one. What better way to investigate a marriage counselor (who may or may not be responsible for the death of six of her clients) than to go to marriage counseling? It's just pretend right? No different than putting on the FBI suits. Of course, nothing ever goes according to plan, and Sam and Dean quickly get more than they bargained for. It's 18k words over 10 chapters, and very worth the read.

Fragments by arclucifer666 is a one shot. The smell of sex is still in the air, and all these memories are making his cock swell up. And he hopes there will be one more round before his guest leaves. Don't open this one in public, there is a porny gif at the end. Little bt of fluff, luttle bit of soft sex. CW for somnophilia.

I don't often do AUs, but A Fire Ever Burning by BewareTheIdes15 is a fun read. It's based on the world of Pern, which you don't need to be familiar with to read. It is a dragon riding AU that kept me absolutely invested from beginning to end. It's 16 k words of charming for anyone with a love for the fantastical. Sam and Dean have always been oddities among the dragonriders; the youngest man to Impress a Bronze dragon in a hundred years and a boy who turned his back on the riders to become a dragon healer instead. But when fate steps in a chooses a far different path for Sam, the brothers and all the Weyrs of Pern will have to come to terms with much greater changes in their traditions.

I want to add a bajillion more, but I am going to limit myself to two. I'm realizing I have a lot of Sam/Dean/other, but I will do those on another list.

I have to throw an ABO and a case fic in, so I'll give you a twofer. Opus Amore by Skylee is all of my favorite tropes wrapped up in one. Sam and Dean go undercover at a couples retreat for Alphas and their Omegas to root out a monster. Dean hates being an Omega so the fact that he'll have to openly be one and stop taking his suppressants pisses him off. Still, the more they pretend to be a happy Omega and Alpha couple, the more he starts to think that maybe being an Omega isn't so bad, not if Sam is his Alpha. It's all of my favorite tropes. Hesitant Omega Dean, fake relationship, getting together, clever monster hunt. 31k words over 17 chapters and I'm ngl, I read this in one sitting.

Finally, last but certainly not least, The Truth In The Lie by flawedamythyst. It's another fake relationship case fic. The side characters are fun, the hunt is fun, it's just another all around awesome read. Sam and Dean pretend to be gay lovers while they hunt a monster on a bus tour of Nova Scotia.

There you have it. My first ever wincest fic recommendations. As I said before, all of these are well-loved on AO3, with good reason. I want to do more of these lists, especially if any of you have something specific you want to read.

[mullytheclown]

I see that people are going back to there roots and making 2020 popular again

So I made a 2020 pfp of the wraith (it’s now finna be my TikTok pfp lol and probably my tumblr pfp)

Ngl this was fun to make

[virsancte]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

give it up for my MALEWIFE!!!! some facts abt zakhar sidorov :3

zakhar is extremely self-conscious about his ability to take care of anything considering his clear inability to do so with himself and always turns down angel's suggestions to get a pet, pretending he doesn't like them very much. whenever they visit the farm though he spends most of his time there outside playing w/ the baby goats and has convinced their father to teach him how to milk a cow lmao their visits to chestnut ridge are also the only reason why he doesn't look paler than a ghost anymore. he used to avoid going out so much he straight up looked Dead

he can sleep anywhere. most often he sleeps curled up on the bean bag in their living room. he always acts like it's completely fine. his aching back tells a different story

he's a born mathematician. when he's not out partying or rotting in his bed for days, he likes to listen to public lectures on youtube from various mathematicians & physicists - and when he's feeling really bored, he just pirates math textbooks to solve them for fun. he's kind of insane ngl. IMAGINE DOING MATH FOR FUN?? <- (guy who would absolutely do math for fun)

speaking of academia, zakhar absolutely refuses to even try going to uni to actually do something with his life because of his history of almost getting kicked out of school every year. it was always due to absences. he's the kind of person that can glance over the material a couple times and still pass an exam, so he never actually failed anything. the fear of failure remains deeply rooted in him regardless.

he's a massive introvert that doesn't like being around people, but nonetheless has a great love for humanity as a whole, especially children. and children love him. even though he has a resting bitch face and, according to a lot of people, a "vaguely malicious aura".

bonus: his theme song is wrecked by coma cinema. the entirety of blue suicide to be honest omg i almost forgot. white trash VHS by coma cinema as well. and that entire album too. basically: all of coma cinema's discography

[l-in-the-light]

Advice for One Piece theoretists about the upcoming Strawhat crew members

I watched this vid so you all don't have to. The only thing Ohara got right is Law tbh (but the arguments he listed for him are so-so, he could have fished out so much more). I saw lately a post with big advice for One Piece theoretists to go back to their roots (early sagas), so now here's my piece of advice for all of you who want to crack the mystery of who the last Strawhats are gonna be:

crewmate (nakama) =/= friend (tomodachi). The word nakama appears in manga only when Luffy means "crewmate", it's been always consistent, because that word is clearly a big deal for Luffy. Someone who travels with Strawhats isn't automatically a crewmate. Not every friend will end up becoming a new crewmate either. Remember Water 7? Being a crewmate is a serious business, it's not just regular friends we snatched on our way. Once you're a crewmate, you're part of the family, basically. Family yakuza-style, might I add. Once you join you can't just quit because you feel like it, it's a commitment. So friends like Rebecca, Viola, Stussy, Lilith, Carrot, Bon Clay, Koby are not gonna become actual crewmates. They will always remain friends with Strawhats though!

not every crewmate will choose to take the journey with Strawhats. Take Vivi, Kin'emon or Momonosuke for example. They have their own responsibilities. That being said, if their duties ever get fullfilled, they're hopping on the crew 100%. I can see that happen with Vivi, not so much with Kin and Momo though, Wano is not gonna go anywhere, right? (or is it? :D)

Luffy made promise to Yamato. It's a promise he wants to keep in Ace's stead. This is important for him. People should start taking this seriously and I'm not sure why they don't.

plot convenience isn't enough of an argument for someone joining or not. That would be kinda bad storytelling ngl. Just because someone has "no other place to go" or "would be so useful on the crew" doesn't mean they will become a Strawhat. Being a crewmate ain't so cheap.

potential crewmate doesn't even have to be a friend at first to become a crewmate. Remember Franky's or Robin's case? Luffy was hostile towards Franky for the whole arc, not counting the very final chapters when Franky build them a new ship for free, which is The Moment when Luffy finally started liking him. At the literal end of the arc.

Luffy's final word is the most important one. Try to think of his own criteria, instead of trying to guess what's in Oda's head. Luffy is a simple boy, his criteria are also pretty simple and every Strawhat fits those. It's not about long, tragic and satisfying flashbacks (Zoro's flashback is short, for example), bonding over food, or stuff like that. You want to find Luffy's criteria, go all the way back to the beginning when Luffy meets Koby and then Zoro.

the last Strawhats do not have to be people from early sagas! Early sagas are important, but ignoring the later ones is a huge mistake. There are a few really nice theories that help you narrow it down: for example the theory of 13 Strawhats. Since as early as first OP chapters Luffy's crew is called Mugiwara Ichimi (which means Strawhat crew, but ichimi can be read as a pun: ichi means one, san means 3, Oda loves puns and number plays like that and uses them all the time, also in chapter titles). People also noticed this helpful pattern: there are always four Strawhats joining from each sea Luffy adventures in (Nami, Sanji, Zoro, Usopp from East Blue; Chopper, Robin, Franky, Brook from Paradise; that leaves us with Jimbei and three others from the New World).

Yes, I'm a believer in 13 Strawhats theory, just like most Japanese fans. Oda likes giving obscure hints for that theory scattered around. But the actual answer lies in this image:

You have all 13 Strawhats here, disguised as cats. All you need to do is crack the code and figure it out. Have fun!

My hint is: start from who Luffy considers and called a nakama. You need to search through the whole story for it :D

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

TL;DR: I won’t be answering any further asks about the NGL situation over on Twitter.

Apologies to those who have sent in asks about the recent “fandom drama”, I am not snubbing you or meaning to be rude. I just don’t really want to give any further attention to a situation that is so trivial, especially when it is occurring on a platform that I am inactive on.

This blog turned two yesterday, and it prompted some introspection from me regarding what I want from this space, and how I continue moving forward.

I’ve been involved in my fair share of altercations in fandom, and have been making a conscious effort to make more mindful choices with regards to my behaviour, and actively avoid anything that disturbs my peace or anyone else’s.

I feel like yesterday was a huge step back for me in terms of progress. Yes, I can have an opinion about a situation, but it’s beneath me to express that so publicly, especially when it’s a topic that is so childish and inconsequential. That’s embarrassing, and I am sorry to anyone who read through those asks and felt uncomfortable. It’s something I have sat with, and will endeavour not to repeat. Progress isn’t linear, so I am not going to dwell, but will continue to push ahead.

I have been strongly considering abandoning or deactivating ewanmitchellcrumbs, not for anything to do with the above, but because I have been struggling to see how I fit in the landscape of fandom as it currently is.

But I think that in itself is the issue; I concern myself with how others feel about me, and this blog - my blog - has become more about providing a service for others than it has about my own enjoyment.

Moving forward, I want to return to my roots of being a silly, little blog that shares Ewan updates. I want to fall back in love with the process of writing, and get excited about sharing fics again.

I want my blog to feel like a fun place for me to hang out, and by extension, hopefully that vibe will radiate to other people. With that in mind, I won’t be entertaining any further asks that allude to drama of any kind. Hate anons and nasty words will be blocked on sight.

I hope you can all be supportive of that. Fandom should be fun, no one deserves to come away from something that ought to be a hobby feeling stressed, upset and anxious.

Onto more positive things for all of us 💕

[kaleido-write]

Chapter 6 ask

Ngl this one is pretty sweet and short , I just don't like how the exemple of generosity is money related. Perhaps it could be about how she given time ect because that the first thing that comes to mind is money is a bit shallow to me , but it's only my personal opinion about that

Its a bit weird to have the only femme lesbian be a dead one 🧍‍♂️like what's the message supposed to be...

Its basically the disposable trope like come one rusty femmes deserve better...

If you don't like femmes just don't portray them its not that deep i promise

I like the black hairstyles ! And the fact that it's different from Jaden rn is a good sign of growth as a character

Its also fun to see Jaden parents , her mother potentially working in a religious setting ? (With the earrings that could indicate her interest/job) and with her father with his firefighter hat

The cap is again way too long 😭😭 you can just shade half the face if you're too lazy to design a new character

The hands on the camera are a tad weird but for the rest its pretty cute , I would make the horns on faith less big because it's likely heavy for her head to have something this large

I think its great one of her happiest memory is buying pants

But , I would've drawn her with shaved leg to represent that even if she's able to make choices for herself she still isn't completely free from the influence of her family

Im not a big fan of this trope , honestly, I hate the trope where the kid takes on the parental role in the relationship and it shown as positive and healthy because it's perpetuating the narrative that the oldest daughters are the ones that should save their mother , wich in a comic supposed to highlight women and detach itself from patriarchal view is ironic , rusty is perpetuating a harmful narrative that is rooted in generational trauma and puts a lot of burden on the kid that shouldn't have to handle the parental role .

Thats cute and light hearted , i like their friendship/the cute little crush parniya has on her the hands again could be better tho

I like that one of their favorite moment is dancing , because dance has such a big place in queer spaces that even if it's not intentional , showing their love trough art , something that historically is a sign of rebellion amd communication is pretty cool , their love in itself is a sign of rebellion agaisnt society and it's norms

What the fuck 😭

Going vegetarian isn't like an alternative to treatment , it can in some rare cases help reduces the chances of some heart disease to go stronger but it's not a treatment

Why wouldn't it be about going back to their traditions ??? Or why wouldn't it be because Jacob has an allergy or they just get asked by Jaden to go meat free and they do in order to support her

Thats a way better approach , rather than becoming vegetarian didn't save my father 💀