ngl there's something incredibly funny about how shen yuan transmigrates into an entirely different guy and his narration immediately starts calling himself by that guy's name. meanwhile the actual original article gets relegated to being called "shen jiu."
imagine you die, someone jacks your body, and then everyone starts calling the bodyjacker by your name and you by your fucking deadname.
JUST PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS OR WEAR DIFFWRENT ONES LIKE WHY ARE YOU SUCB A WHORE TOU ALWAYS DO THIS NO ONE WQANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS OR SACK PR BALLS OR WHATE EF TJENFUXK JUST WEAR CLOTHED THAT COVER YOUR GENITSLS FOT ONCE IN YOUE SLUTTY LIFE
💕 Grumpy Rindou usually doesn’t go to sleep until about 3 am or some other ungodly hour and wonders why he’s so rundown.
💕 Grumpy Rindou reminds you of a grouchy cat who’s been woken up from the best nap of his life. Now you’ve changed his name in your contacts to “Grumpy Kitty”.
💕 Grumpy Rindou grumbles when you come to wake him up and drags you into bed with him so he can cuddle with you. Who cares if you’re late to work?
💕 Grumpy Rindou’s hair is a mess when he eventually decides to roll out of bed and it faintly reminds you of a Trolls doll with how much it sticks out in every existing direction.
💕 Grumpy Rindou sleeps on an ergonomic pillow for his back and neck pain.
💕 Grumpy Rindou complains very dramatically about the bed being cold when you get up and leave him.
💕 Grumpy Rindou buries himself in your blanket because it smells like you and he doesn’t want to leave.
💕 Grumpy Rindou rolls around in bed to dodge Ran’s attempts to shake him awake and falls off the bed.
💕 Grumpy Rindou just wants to spend time with you.
dan and phil are like jesus in that they’re dramatic ass fruity men in their 30s always going like “i am making this SACRIFICE for THE PEOPLE” and everyone is like “no one asked you to do this in fact we’d all rather you just did not do this” and they’re like “IT IS TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED” and we’re like “no no we didn’t want this actually and you made this decision with your whole ass adult brain you truly could have just not done this and we’d all be better off for it but now we all have to suffer because YOU refuse to say no to shit” and i think that’s ridiculous stupid annoying awful beautiful
I’m going to murder Gale. I have been telling this motherfucker to ditch the crown every! step! of! the! way! AND YET he STILL fucking chooses to ascend. You literally JUST agreed AGAIN to destroy the crown, yet HERE WE ARE. That’s it, Bhaal is getting one more sacrifice in his name. Get over here, wizard boy, I’m gonna kick your ass. I would have rather given the crown to Raphael and damned another set of adventurers to save the world from him than lose you to a 2D cardboard cutout of yourself! Damnit you stupid bastard!!!!!