la liga is not a serious league
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If you had to pick one…. Would you rather give the first 90% of a blow job, or the last 10%?
I would give the 100%, what kind of question is that?
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Halloween Fun Ruined
Before the story a quick note: I tried to use my phones GPS to get home but not only did it keep changing its directions it also kept going out so it was useless.
Well heres something that happened after I was done Trick Or Treating last night! [Halloween of 2023] I got lost on a very long road and no one would help me at first. The worst one though was this lady that was dressed in a witch costume eating ice cream next to another lady, who could have been her late teens early 20s daughter sitting like freaking L from the anime Death Note likewise eating ice cream. I myself was dressed up just to look spooky noting in particular, though someone did ask if I were Venom a few minutes later. I came over and asked them after they are done with their ice cream, I wasn't in a rush, if they could bring me to a place that was near where I lived after I asked if they lived in my town. It was a place that everyone who lived in my town knew the location of as it is a CO-OP food store. The two kept looking at each other all shocked looking for some reason. Then the lady in the witch outfit tells me that no they are not going to help me because Im weird! Witch its Halloween everyone is weird! I left pissed off and went back to a guy that I visited before and after I ranted about that he gave me another serving of candy and gave me a ride.
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And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
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i say if you’re gonna have the mysterious entities speak in rhyme you might as well commit (EDIT: part 2!)
(posting an unprecedented Part 1 of At Least 3 bc i actually have the entire script and most of the storyboarding for this done already)
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TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.
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