#groundskeeper willie

[fave-fight]

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Elon Musk:

“I just wanna watch him get beat up”

“I want to watch him lose every fight”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if everyone who went against him beat him?”

“He would get his ass beaten by anyone and everyone, including Conan Edogawa”

“I just want to see him get punched, repeatedly, by real and fictional people.”

Groundskeeper Willie:

“Because he's ripped and clearly willing to go to insane lengths to win. This guy will punch you in the throat, he doesn't give a shit.”

“There ain’t nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”

[excitementshewrote]

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

nightmare on evergreen terrace

[flunky-robots]

BET you can’t tell who my favourite Simpsons characters is

[lettherebecrows]

Are my daddy issues showing?

[brokehorrorfan]

Super 7’s latest wave of The Simpsons ReAction Figures is dedicated to Treehouse of Horror. Due out in October, the 3.75" scale retro-style toys are $20.

The line includes Hell Toupee Homer (with corkscrew heart), Witch Marge (with broomstick), Nightmare Willie (with Rake), and Hugo Simpson (with drink glass and plate of fish heads).

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

this came to my head and i had to make it

[awkwardsimpsons]

Oh man, I love that episode of the Simpsons where Krusty the clown turns into a hybrid of The Joker and Shrek!

[mysadcorner]

Omg can I request dating groundskeeper Willie, I love me a buff Scottish-man, his insults are always so funny, he loves his job and (I think) has a soft spot for children so cmon he's literally the perfect man

Willie MacDougle Dating Headcanons

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Willie has a much softer side which is rarely seen by others due to his loud and grumpy exterior most of the time, but that's only because people seem to interact with him the most when they're causing trouble or getting in the way of his work. When he's with you he's a completely different man and is very gentle and calm.

He wouldn't approach you straight away and try to form a relationship with you due to how shy he is deep down when it comes to his romantic feelings. He would try to give you subtle hints for a while and would come across as sweet whenever he can around you, but his attempts probably wouldn't get him far at the beginning due to being so bashful.

He would get quite irritated when other come around while he's trying to spend some alone time with you. He doesn't like to be interrupted and his alone time with you is a very limited occurrence.

He's always going out of his way to impress you, and he always wants you to have a good impression and idea when you think of him. This also includes presenting himself well and making sure he looks tidy whenever he has a chance to see you, so that he can be confident around you more often and make sure he's his best self for you.

He still isn't the best at expressing his emotions directly when it comes to being more gentle and loving, so he'll express his love and devotion to you through gifts until he's able to do this better. Willie will always be coming to you with flowers or little gifts that he thought you would like just as a subtle way of expressing himself to you genuinely.

He'd also be very interested in showing his love for you through acts of service. Willie is a very hands on man, so if you ever needed any help or DIY work done he would be more than happy to do it for you - while also being given an excuse to show of his strength and capabilities to you.

Willie will also be very proud of your shared home if you two ever decided to live together, especially if it's somewhere nice off of school grounds. He wants to keep his house clean and well kept as it's something that becomes very personal for him, and you can also be sure that he'll keep the garden well maintained at all times.

Willie is always going to be entirely committed to you, rather than him leaving after a short while. He isn't the type for flings and will only pursue a relationship with you if he was completely devoted to you and thought you were perfect for him. This is also the reason he tries his best to make you happier than anyone else ever could.

Proud of his kids - acts differently to how most would expect him to - Willie is actually very calm and patient when it comes to his own kids, which comes as a surprise to a lot of people as they're so used to him shouting all the time on school grounds. He's also incredibly proud of them, even if it's only a small school project or a picture they drew, and he'll definitely teach them to have wonderful manners (with the occasional swear word).

[disneyllect]

[michaeldamico]

SOLD TO THE LOWEST BIDDER

[fave-fight]

ROUND 2, MATCH 24

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

Peridot:

“Such a funny little green guy. Also could probably come up with some plots to win. It would be outrageous and very extra but a plot nonetheless. ”

“She would just fight with little slaps and it would be cute.”

“She's just a funky little nerd who calls people "clod" if they annoy her. She tries her best but she will likely get pummeled but at least she'll make some funny quips along the way.”

Groundskeeper Willie:

“Because he's ripped and clearly willing to go to insane lengths to win. This guy will punch you in the throat, he doesn't give a shit.”

“There ain’t nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”

[crispyafterdark]

Shirtless Groundskeeper Willie returns in "AE Bonny Romance."

[small-tragedies]

001 The Simpsons!

Favorite character: Of course it’s Lisa Simpson. 🤣 When I first started watching The Simpsons, I was really intrigued by her character, and she grew to be my favorite character ever!

Least Favorite character: It would have to be Elizabeth Hoover. Lisa’s teacher at Springfield Elementary School. I just never liked the woman, at least with Edna Krabappel, who seemed like she didn’t like Bart. The thing was, she did actually care about her students and Bart, unlike Miss Hoover, who really doesn’t give a rat’s ass about any of them and has actually bullied an 8-year-old just because she felt like Lisa was a show-off. (Granted, Lisa can be a little full of herself at times, but she’s just a kid, and Miss Hoover is an adult who has personal issues and is taking them out on a little girl.) (Hehehe, I really info dump when it comes to a character I don’t like lol.)

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Lisa and Jessica are my OTP forever and ever! And I could go on all day about why I love them, but then I wouldn’t be able to talk about any other ship lol. I like to ship Lisa with the twin weasels ( I affectionately call them this and like to think Lisa does too 😂), Sherri, and Terri Mackleberry in a polycule V-type relationship (no incest), with Lisa as the hinge. (It probably goes without saying that I also ship the twins’ separately with Lisa too, and it’s usually Sherri. 😆) third pairing (yes, we are counting the twins’ as just the second ship, okay? They’re a unit right now, so I can say more ships,😂) would be Lisa and Allison. I love to think that if they had stayed very close friends, it would have turned into a friends-to-lovers situation, and I just think their relationship would be very cute and sweet, and they would grow old together. And my fourth pair I fancy is Lisa Simpson and Francine Rhenquist... You all are probably noticing a pattern... And you’re right because I have a thing—a thing for shipping Lisa with bullies... I just think she can be a bully whisperer and tamer, okay?! 🤣 And now, last but not least, my final and fifth pairing is Allison Taylor and Hubert Wong. I just think these two are too cute for each other! And they are just two cute little nerds in love. (Shout out to my sister @twisting-echo for getting me into shipping these two nerds).

Character I find most attractive: Groundskeeper Willie hands down! Have you seen that man without his shirt on? Absolutely beautiful~ 

Character(s) I would marry: Kang and Kodos, two one-eyed aliens, just for little ol’ me lol. 🤣💕💕💕

Character I would be best friends with: Professor Frink. I always loved his character and his zany antics.

A random thought: I once had a random thought about making a fic where it would be an AU where everyone had animal-like features, and I had wanted the whole Simpsons’ family to be cats. 😅🤣

An unpopular opinion: Oh, boy, here it goes... My unpopular opinion is that I really haven’t liked how they have written Marge in the newer seasons of The Simpsons. Just some of the storylines they do for her feel like they’ve done it a thousand times before, and it’s gotten old. And I have never liked how they have made it so that Homer has no problems bonding with his daughters, especially Lisa, but nothing with Bart. The same goes for Marge. I never like how in some episodes she can’t bond with her daughter, but honestly, it’s the writing overall because they always make either Lisa an asshole to her own mother or Marge is the asshole. Just why can’t they have cute bonding episodes for the whole family like what I’ve seen in Bob’s Burgers? 😭

My canon OTP: I wouldn’t say OTP, but I had always thought Comic Book Guy and Kumiko’s relationship was surprisingly cute and sweet. 

Non-canon OTP: This wouldn’t be me if I didn’t say it was Lisa and Jessica, now would it? Yessss, they’re my little babies! This ship is very dear to me; it’s been my OTP for years. 🤣💕💕💕

Most badass character: Gina Vendetti. I love her and think she’s a little badass. I also love to ship her with Bart. She’s his scary Amazon girlfriend who terrifies everyone around her lol.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Milhouse and Lisa; just no, I have never thought they worked well together ever! It's just sad to see him pine for someone who does not like him at all. Seriously, it was a running joke that Lisa settled for him, and that’s just sad. Millhouse deserves someone who actually cares and will love him, and Lisa needs to be with someone she’s not settling with because it’s all she’s ever known, and she knows he won’t leave her because he loves her too much and it’s just not healthy or fair to either one of them. (I love my girl, but she has to let him go so he can move on).

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I have never liked the slow decent at which they have taken Lisa’s character in how the show writes her. Back when the show first came out, she was intelligent, kind, and passionate about the planet and all living things. Mind you, she is still very intelligent, but they have taken some parts of her personality and turned it up to an 180. She is flawed, which is why I love her, but over the years, they have made her more of a snotty brat at times who throws her intelligence in people’s faces, and it doesn’t seem like she’s that kind anymore, and most of what she rebels against feels performative and hollow now. She could always be somewhat intolerant of opinions that differed from her own, often refusing to consider alternative perspectives and showing a feeling of self-righteousness. But it feels like that’s how she is all the time now, and I just haven’t been a big fan of what her character has become.

Favourite friendship: Now I’m going to completely talk about a “fanon” friendship since The Simpsons didn’t give me it in the canon of the show. I mean, sure, I could talk about Millhouse and Bart’s friendship, but sadly, while I like it, it is not my favorite, and the truth is, sometimes they abused each other more than they were good friends with each other lol. 😂😅 No, I’m going to talk about a friendship between Lisa Simpson, Allison Taylor, and Hubert Wong. I always thought it would have been nice for Lisa to at least have someone who was her friend in the show, someone she could bond with, just like Bart with Millhouse. But no, they have always made her a loner just for the sake of writing that not a lot of people like her in Springfield (poor baby, 😭) and they wasted the potential of Lisa and Allison’s friendship. In the show, they always show Lisa as a miserable adult who’s so bitter about everything. I like to think she would have grown up a little differently if she had at least one consistent friend (not Janey; Janey was just as bad as the twins’ with the way they bullied Lisa). And honestly, it would have been nice to see her hang out with two other people who shared similar interests as she did, and it just would have been cute. I definitely have more things to say about their friendship, my sister and I have made up in fanon over the years, but that’s definitely for a different post lol.

I’m so sorry that this is soooo long. 😂 Once you get me started on the Simpsons, I can’t stop rambling like a mad woman about it. 🤣 Thank you so much for this ask. This was so much fun to write out.

[constable-rohza]

my brother asks me this question. too much to be a normal child, so.

[rolkstone]

Please draw Otto trying on a kilt with Groundskeeper Willie respecting the new look?