#grrrrrr ya know

[lovelyisadora]

wish me luck I have a meeting with my advisor in like 20 min

[rotzaprachim]

Random quotes i took of a tumblr edit but havent been able to stop thinking about for ms nina zenik: ”i wasnt a bride. I was a receptacle. A fucking missile silo.”

[tlozmajorasmask]

Hmmm.... eek!

[bucknastysbabe]

WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN WESTERN Sheriff Lee Bodecker WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR HERE YOU GO NONNIE I HOPE YOU ENJOY OUR SHERIFF

AU Bingo - Western - Lee Bodecker

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Surprise moment, non-con play, breeding kink, dirty talk, restraints, outlaw!reader, pnv!sex, PUSSY EATING LIKE A CHAMP, slight overstim, Lee is Possessive, confessions of love

A/N: I don’t beta we die like Lee in the woods😀

Well the gig was up. Maybe. Probably so.

You’d likely be hanging in the morning in front of an excited crowd of idiotic townspeople. Some bounty hunter by the name of Arwin dropped you right off into Knockemstiff’s sheriffs building. Here you sat in a minuscule jail cell, some crazy frothing at the mouth next to you and this freak catcalling from the right.

You were doing your own thing trying to get money for your gang when the bounty hunter surprised you in a damn trap. A trap? What were you, some sort of rookie? Peering out the tiny window you frowned. The gang was probably not going to get your ass. Left here to rot.

Clanging on the metal bars jerked your attention forward. A man with dark hair and rather intense blue eyes smirked at you. He tipped his hat, sheriff’s badge gleaming on his chest. You hissed, “What’chu want? Ya’ gonna hang me regardless. I know what I did.”

He cocked his head and hummed, “Nah. I don’t think you did sweetheart. Think we need to do some interrogatin’ down in the pit here.”

Your heart began to race. Something in his eyes told you this wasn’t a normal ‘interrogation’. The sheriff stalked forward, big body looming over your own, thick fingers coming to grip your chin. Chains rattled as your hands shook in your lap. He grinned, “Awe, lookit’chu, scared lil’ bunny now huh?”

You grimaced, cheeks flushing as you looked away.

“C’mon then,” he huffed, jerking you by your bonds. The sheriff practically hauled you with one arm, walking in that slow strut of his. You spat, “Fuck you, they’ll come get me and shoot your ass!”

“Sure they will, sweetheart.”

“Stop calling me that!,” you barked as the man shoved you down the stairs, you stumbling and spurs clacking irritatingly. It was dark down in the ‘pit’. A table, a chair, and an ominous amount of weapons and torture devices. The sheriff crooned, “Don’t worry, I ain’t gonna mess your pretty face up with none a’ that.”

Your cheeks darkened further in embarrassment. A big hand shoved you down in the chair, hooking your manacled wrists above your head with a clink. He drew closer, getting a good look, you could see his last name on the Badge. Bodecker.

“You can just call me Lee if ya’ like, little outlaw,” he pinched your thigh, “Or bunny. That’s whatcha’ are without that gang or yer’ guns.” You glared at him and spat, “Oh fuck off you pudgy sonnuva’ bitch! I oughta.”

You didn’t get to finish the sentence as two fingers slipped in your mouth, pressing down on your tongue roughly, drool leaking out. His handsome face split into a grin, cooing, “You oughta what bun? Kill me? Cuz’ it looks like I gotcha’ to myself.”

Whimpering helplessly and jerking in the bonds had him cooing again, snaking his other hand up your strong thigh. Lee sighed, “I thought you were jus’ the prettiest thing on all those bounty posters, wonderin’ how such a sweet face could be so, so bad?”

All you could do was drool around his fingers, lashes growing wet from tears. You willed away the growing slick between your thighs. This was wrong, so wrong. But you wanted the brunette to coo and stroke you more, down deep. Didn’t get much more than a rough fuck on the run.

He grinned with pretty teeth, grunting as he got down on his knees. Easing his fingers out of your now swollen lips the sheriff sucked on them, slurping with a low moan. Your cheeks burned with heat, pussy throbbing in time with your rising heartbeat.

“If you’re good ta’ me, maybe I’ll let you off,” digits curled around your gunbelt, “Or maybe I’ll just keep ya’ locked up in my place.” You shook your head, wanting to growl but whimpered, “Please…no.”

The gunbelt was discarded and he began to unbutton your pants, peeling them down your thighs, roughened from all the time on horseback. You looked up and away, lips trembling as Lee lowly whistled, “Gorgeous little bunny, not so scary without those big guns huh?”

Big hands spread your thighs apart. You could feel his breath traveling up to your weeping cunt, pressing a couple of kisses along the way. With a strangled grunt you barked, “Q-quit playin’ around!” Bodecker slapped your inner thigh roughly, blue eyes blazing as he glared up at you, full cheeks puffy as he frowned.

Biting down on your lip the sheriff hoisted legs over broad shoulders and lapped a stripe up your pussy. Your wrists clacked in the restraints, mouth falling open with a moan. Bodecker squeezed and massaged your thighs as he licked and ate at you hungrily, moaning.

“Christ!,” you hollered, belly tightened.

The brunette moved to suckle and pointedly lick at your swollen pearl, making you squirm and shy away from the intense pleasure. You had nowhere to go— simply stuck whining and dripping for this horrid man. Bodecker shoved the same thick fingers from earlier into your pussy, stretching and curling maddeningly.

Arching your back you met his pleased expression, lips wet and red. Lee sucked on his teeth and laughed, “Bunny just lovin’ this huh? Yeah, I think m’gonna keep you to myself. Taste too sweet.” He dove back onto your clit before you could rack your muddled brain for an insult.

Involuntarily your thighs clamped tighter onto him as the man curled his wicked fingers faster into that soft spot, tongue flicking and flicking and flicking. Tears streamed down your cheeks now, head tossed back as you painfully arched. In a pitiful whine you said, “Oh, oh fuck Lee, don’t stop, m’so close!” He hummed around you, eyes rolling up as you gushed on his fingers and chin.

You thrashed and cried out, chains jingling at a fever pitch. All you could do was cry and howl his name as the pleasure ran through hot veins.

Eventually the pressure died down and you blinked slowly, legs still curled around his shoulders. Lee pressed a little kiss to your knee, smirking. He asked, “You okay? That was a different little game than we usually play.” You easily picked the lock to the manacles, hands coming to rest on Lee’s cute cheeks.

“Mhm, more than okay, that was fun.”

His blues eyed you grumpily, the man murmuring, “I don’t like playing the big bad guy with you, already do that in real life.” You slid your thighs off the crooked sheriff’s shoulders and into his lap, arms coming around him. Kissing him gently you shrugged, “S’fun to pretend, but we ain’t gotta do it anymore.”

Lee frowned, hands now at your waist. He rumbled, “When’s the rest of your crew rollin’ into town? Y’know I can’t stand Leroy.” Rolling your still slick cunt over your man’s cock had his breath hitching. You breathed, “Mmm, probably round sunset. We got all day with eachother.” You nipped at his ear with a small smile.

“Good,” he stated with a new intensity, “Y’gonna let me fuck that pretty pussy in this mudhole or back in my place?”

He was right, the bed was a much more viable option. Even if it was about to break as you rode him hard into the mattress. Lee gasped your name, meeting your bounces weakly. His cute tummy was soft underneath your groping hands.

The bed creaked in time with your fever pitch fucking, riding Lee’s thick cock with helpless moans and cries. He rambled, “Ah, bun, fuuuck, missed ya’.” Leaning down to kiss his eager lips you grinded down on that sweet spot again, whining against his lips, “M-missed you too baby!”

“You should stay with me all the time, ain’t gotta ride around like that, we can handle business round here,” he panted, groaning between words.

Your hips stilled a little as he purred, “C’mon bun, wouldn’t it be nice, I’ll put a ring on it and a babe in your belly.” The words sent a hot streak up your spine, another shrill whine from your lips. Lee grinned and flipped you into the bed, bigger and softer frame pressing you firmly down.

He fucked into you at a brutal pace, mouth lapping at your bouncing tits. The brunette grunted, “Know ya’ want it, being a mama, handling business and a babe. So damn perfect bun. Gonna let me fill you up this time?”

You wanted it. Wanted it real bad. Riding round all the time was tiring, and Lee was real good to you. Too good for how you ran around on him. Pulling him flush you mewled, “Please, do it, fuckin’ breed me! I love you!”

He mouthed wetly against your sensitive neck, belly and hips slapping roughly against your own. Lee growled, “Y’sure? You wanna’ be knocked up? Y’aint going nowhere, I’ll drag yer’ pretty ass up to the chapel with my cum drippin’ between your legs.” You wailed and clung tighter to him, begging for it like a two nickel whore.

“I love you too bunny,” the brunette groaned as he shoved his cock deep up inside you, flooding your cunt with his seed. The feeling sent you reeling, coming apart sniveling and sobbing, fluttering around him with each contraction of ecstasy. Oh…you really loved this.

Lee kissed your slobbery lips, promising darkly, “Relax now sugar, c’mon, I ain’t letting you out the bed until I’m sure it’s taken. The gang can wait n’the saloon.”

[bubbleecloud]

HEADCANONS FOR ONE OFF/SIDE CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARKKKK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Im a sucker for these fuckers why are all the one appearance amazers so good 😩😩😩😩 they need tks too y'all I'm feral 😫😫😫

Scott Malkinson: not exactly sure if he counts as a side character but I love him to much to disclude him he has ZERO tk content the poor thing :((

-probably a 50/50 switch

-hes a little defiant thing and is actually pretty strong (captain diabetes rizz 💪💪) so its a bit of a fight to get him down

-its so worth it though omfg

-laugh is full of screams and squeals no matter where you go or how intense you are he cant help it

-him and Clyde get into tickle fights a lot. They are just two giggly dorks AUGH

-I like to think that Clyde introduced him to craigs gang and they all did an "initiation" where they just tickled the snot out of him

-sassy ler you cant convince me otherwise

-"oh, it tickles? Well, how do you think I felt, huh?"

-fast, sporatic movements and LOTS of teases. He jumps from spot to spot to keep you on your toes

-will absolutely pin you down. Stronk 💪💪💪

Shelly Marsh ok I know I'm starting out with the more popular ones but it'll get better I promise 😣 (I'll probably make a pt 2 🤩)

-LER.

-Soooo mean and ruthless

-stan lives in FEAR

-Will tickle him to absolute TEARS. Knows every spot on him and WILL exploit them to no end

-definetly the type to poke fun at you while shes tickling you 100%

-i like to think that when she has her friends sleepover they all team up on Stan and it KILLS him omfg

-is only ever really been tickled by her mom because everyone else is absolutely TERRIFIED of her

-snort filled laugh to the tee

-will not hesitate to punch or kick you if you try to tickle her she is feral.

Scott Tenorman

-lord I love him GRRRRRR

-like 60/40 ler and lee

-in my particular au ( ya know the Scott/cartman/clyde sib au? Golden 😤) he is the tickle KING of the household so let's talk about that

-terrorizes his younger siblings like hell oml. He will literally hold them both down and get them both at once

-cartman especially. Hes such a little shit and its the only way Scott can subdue him. Literally the only person who can tickle him and live lmao.

-god the fucking wrestling matches that happen are off the walls oml. All you hear is laughter and screams all day

-he can have his lee moments though

-sometimes Clyde and cartman will team up on him for revenge and hes defenseless

-has a really dorky laugh that he HATES he thinks its so embarrassing

-even though he could probably very easily stop them, he let's them tickle him because of those hig brother instincts 🥺🥺🥺🥺

OKKKKK thats all lmao ^^ if this does well I'll do more obscure characters bcuz I love them all 😋😋

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sick BF let Shirozu escape from the castle

Sick BF: Okay, Now I'm gonna try and make a portal for us to escape

Shirozu: Are you sure it's a good idea?

Sick BF: Well what other choice do we have, it won't be long until Lila Sky or Cherry Rose might come soon or both of them, so we have to do this.

Shirozu: O-Okay.....

Sick Boyfriend used his powers to attempt to summon a portal to outside.

Sick BF: *grunts* Come on! Come on!

Shirozu: Hurry, Mama!

Sick BF: I'm....trying.....

The portal only appeared as half, only one person can go through

Sick BF: it worked but.....it's only half....

Shirozu: Oh so only one person can go through.....

Then....

Demon Lila Sky: Leaving soon~

Shirozu: Eep! *holding Sick Boyfriend's leg*

Sick BF: Don't try anything,Lila Sky. I mean it! 😠

Demon Lila Sky: Oh I don't think you two will understand, I was planning on torturing you and keeping Shirozu as my own

Shirozu: *gasps* No!

Sick BF: I won't let you take them just to hurt them!

Immortal Cherry Rose: Don't make this harder than it already is for you two, just hand us the child!

Sick BF: *picks up Shirozu, holds them and backs up a bit* Stay back! I'm warning you two!

Demon Lila Sky: Give us the child or else!

Sick BF: No!

Shirozu: Mama, I'm scared!

Sick BF: *mind* Oh man, what should I do? *looks at the portal and then looks at Shirozu* Uhhh man, I know it's risky but it's for Shirozu's safety!

Demon Lila Sky: Last chance! Give us the brat!

Shirozu: *whimpering*

Sick BF: *sighs* Shirozu, My sweet little baby. Please forgive me for this! *kisses Shirozu's forehead*

Shirozu: Huh, Mama what are you-

Sick BF: *uses his magic to hold Shirozu* Sorry honey, but I have to let you escape first!

Shirozu: But Mama! What about you?! I don't want you to get hurt!

Sick BF: I'll be fine, honey!

Demon Lila Sky: No! Get them!

Sick BF: Sorry for this, Shirozu!

(Sick Boyfriend throws Shirozu to the portal to escape)

Sick BF: Save yourself, Shirozu!

Shirozu: MAMA!

Shirozu got out of the portal to outside the castle and the portal was about to close.

Shirozu: No! Mama! Mama! Mama!

It was too late, The portal was closed.

Shirozu: No....Mama.....*crying*

Meanwhile:

Demon Lila Sky: Ugh! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!

Sick BF: I did it for a reason, I'm not gonna let you hurt my child Lila Sky

Demon Lila Sky: Grrrrrr *uses her magic to hold Sick Boyfriend by the neck* You think you're so smart, ain't ya?

Sick BF: *chokes* Better than letting you hurt them......

Demon Lila Sky: Ugh! Well I guess this means I get to hurt you instead! and make sure your friends will get to see your poor useless lifeless body on the floor.

Sick BF: *coughs* Fuck....you....

Demon Lila Sky: AGH! *throws Sick Boyfriend to the ground* I'll make sure your death will be slow and painful very soon~

Sick BF: *groans*

Demon Lila Sky: Heh Heh~ *closes the door and locks it*

Sick BF: *sighs* I'm sorry Shirozu, It was for your safety to escape and I want you to be safe, I hope Drugfriend and the others find you....before it's too late.

With Demon Lila Sky and Immortal Cherry Rose:

Demon Lila Sky: Grrrr, that brat escaped!

Immortal Cherry Rose: Don't worry, I'll get them back here

Demon Lila Sky: Fine, and they better be here so I can torture the both of them!

Immortal Cherry Rose: Oh don't worry, I will, They won't know what's coming for them~

[eulaliasims]

Jayne: You okay, Cobb?

Louise: What's it to you?

Jayne: I mean, you're sitting in a corner in the dark, in the rain. It's not a great look.

Louise: …

Jayne: Okay, whatever.

Louise: ...My parents are having a baby and I kinda got upset. And they got upset at me for not being happy.

Jayne: And that's why you're sitting on the ground in the rain?

Louise: Basically.

Jayne: So, what, you upset about not being an only child now or something? Don't want to have to share with anyone, princess?

Louise: No! I just--things are good now, and everything's back to normal, so why do they want to change it again? But, y'know, whatever, it doesn't matter what I think of anything.

Jayne: That sucks. I dunno about your parents, but the baby probably won't be as bad as you imagine. Little siblings are okay. Lina's a twerp, but she's still my baby sister, ya know? Anyone who messes with her's gotta answer to me!

Louise: Watcher, you're such a hothead.

Jayne: Well, excuuuuse me for caring, Cobb. See ya.

Louise: …Thanks. For listening.

Jayne: Whatever.

Bonus:

Louise: Grrrrrr!

Jayne: You make a crappy werewolf.

[blue-for-the-win]

I had another idea just popped up.

So what if yuu and grim got kidnapped???

The story goes like this;

Yuu and grim got a pass to go outside NRC to go some shopping or like explore. When they were on their way back to NRC a suspicious white van pulled up and the guy inside said: " Wanna go for a ride?" and obviously Yuu and Grim knew that this guy is V suspicious and decided to run. But the guy was just calm and just laughed the whole thing and said: "Ehhh? Ya wanna play hide and seek? Alright. Am It" and proceeds to cgase Yuu and Grim. When he caught up to them they were knocked out by the guy(maybe it wa his magic or sum drug).

BUM BUM BUM!!

*Insert chaos in NRC*

Ace: Hey- have ya seen Yuu or Grim anywhere?

Trey: No I havent seen them since Friday

Cater: Same

Riddle: well maybe their just not feeling well or maybe headmage have smth for them to do

Deuce: That makes some sense but Yuu would've told us that they were doing smth or even sick

Ace: I have a bad feeling... Or maybe its my stomach-

*insert jack*

Jack: Hey umm... have any of you seen Yuu amd Grim anywhere? They've been gone for a while now

Riddle: No we havent seen them since Friday

Cater: Oh yeah! I forgot that they tolled me that they were gonna go explore the town

Trey: When?

Cater: hmmmm the message they sent me says last saturday-

Riddle: WHAT????

Trey: This is bad

Jack: THEY'RE PROBABLY HURT

Deuce: IT HAS BEEN 3 DAYS ALREADY-

Ace: I'll go inform the headmage!!!

*Ace barging in in the headmage office*

Crowley: TRAPPOLA WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!

Ace: WE THINK YUU AND GRIM GOT KIDNAPPED!!

Crowley:. ..... WHAT????

Ace: They've been gone for about 3 days alread and the last time we saw then was Friday!

Crowley: We must find them immediately!!

(I dont want the press to know I lost a child)

*insert calling noises*

Yuu's phone : Hi! This is Yuu's voicemail speaking- Leave a message after the beep

Beep

Crowley: Child you have been gone for 3 days and we are trully worried for your well being and Grim too- Call us when you get this-

Ace: WTF???? "call us when you get this" WHAT IF THEY'RE IN DANGER??!?? I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU HEADMAGE!!

*ace leaves*

Ace informs the teachers and the dormheads and they were pissed at Crowley so they take action instead.

( so to sum up really quick- yuu and grim left on saturday afternoon, and had in the present time, its already tuesday)

Adeuce, Cater and the whole Ignihyde dorm tried calling and messaging them to get the signal and track them dowm but to no avail.

Malleus cant tp to them bcus he doesn't know where they are, Rook decided to go out and find them himself along side with Epel and Jack.

The rest are hoping and praying to the great seven's they are fine.

With Yuu and Grim (Sunday)

Yuu is still knocked out while grim is trapped inside a small cage.

Grim: HENCHMAN!! DONT YA DIE ON ME!

HEY! YOU!! LET US OUT OF HERE!!

Kidnapper: *chuckles* And why would I? I cant let my adorable yuu go now~ I just got them!

Grim: YOURE SICK!

Kidnapper: Scream all ya want lil tanuki, No one will hear you even if you scream at the verry top of your lungs, so If I were you I would just shut up.

Grim: ....

Kidnapper: Such obedient little tanuki! Now I know why Yuu always reward you with tunna! Youre just so interesting yet adorable

Yuu starts to wake up and is registering what is happening.

Yuu: What- Where am I?

Grim: HENCHMAN YER FINALLY AWAKE!!

Yuu: Huh? Grim, whats going on??

Kidnapper: Ah, Youre awake! Finally- I thought I accidentally killed you!

Yuu: WHO TF ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO???

Kidnapper: I cant go into detail now love~ you will soon find out.

The kidnapper took Grim and move hine somewhere far

Yuu: HEY! DONT YOU DARE DO ANYTHING TO GRIM!

Grim: YUU!!!! HELP ME!!!

Yuu: GRIM!!! grrrrrr!!! Thsi stupid ropes!!

To be continued- Yeah amma leave a cliff hanger cuz it is now 12:00 in the morning ppl and am gonna sleep.

Nighties ( ◜‿◝ )♡

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

Okay what about fmk Jackie, Nicky, and Denali?

Grrrrrr >:(

I’m gonna marry Jackie simply out of spite. Also you better don’t kill my wife cause I will plot revenge!

Now everything else is literally impossible to decide ….

But after waaay too long consideration I’m going to fuck Denali and involuntarily kill Nicky.

It’ll be a sorrowful scene ya know, where i had to lure her in and then have to press a silk pillow to her face as tears stream down my face and dramatic orchestra music plays in the background.

[awholelotofladybug]

Champion: A Stammering Adrien AU Moment

Based on this AU

Chloe and Zoe decide to head out and take Rex for a walk. However, trouble starts when someone grabs hold of Zoe. Unable to escape, Zoe's situation seems dire.

Zoe: Hey! Let go of me, you creep!

Creep: Shut up, ya brat! Now give me whatever you've got, or else!

Zoe: *struggles* I said let go of me! *sees the thug pull out brass knuckles* Help!

*Chloe and Rex make the scene*

Chloe: Take your mitts off my sister, you creep!

Creep: Back off, blondie or you, your dog, and your sister are done for!

Chloe: Rex, sic 'em!

Rex: *BARK* *Grrrrrr *BARK BARK* *rushes the creep*

Creep: I said back off, you mutt or I'll *feels Rex bite his leg and drag him down* AUGH!

*Rex tackles the thug and starts tearing and biting him*

Creep: AUGH! CALL HIM OFF! CALL HIM OFF! I GIVE! I GIVE!

Chloe: Rex, heel.

Rex: *retreats to Chloe's right side*

Chloe: Now get off this property!

Creep: *starts running, but stops and turns around* I HOPE YOUR DOG GETS WORMS, YOU BRAT!!

Rex: *BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK*

Creep: AAAH! *turns tail and runs*

Chloe: AND DON'T COME BACK!

Zoe: Thanks for saving me, little sister.

Chloe: Thank Rex. He knows how to deal with creeps.

*Zoe and Chloe kneel down to pet their dog*

Zoe: Such a good boy. Who taught that big bully a lesson he won't forget? You did! Yes, you did!

Rex: *barks happily*

Chloe: That's my Rex. A real champion.

[thesovietonion77]

favorite quotes from my older sister this month

"he's acting too top-y, START ACTING LIKE THE BOTTOM COCK SLUT YOU ARE-"

"Making out under a security desk? We've had ON some, but under? Wow, decency, rare"

"Thats from me, teaching a non-existent audience how to moan in british"

"They're being very consensual towards each other! That's great, we love consent here!"

"Okay this is getting....redundative. Redundant."

"STOP WITH THE BACK AND FORTH-"

"ooh, fervor, i love fervor, it's my favorite word! No, no, it isn't. I think my favorite word is Pafawafalacancake."

"Poison, ya feedin me poison! I'm starting to get tired of fucking death threats from fans of Davis and reed and meg and kat-"

"Oh well, let's go shove a pancake up his bum or smth- 😊"

"Heavy distortion! Oooeoeooeoeoeeoeoeoeooeoeoaaahhh-"

"Pov: asmr diet dr pepper drinking sounds!"

"Pov: asmr heavy distortion diet dr pepper drinking sounds!"

"QUACK-"

"Don't you dare knock over that green ibanez!"

"HELP ME, THE KEYBOARD FELL ON ME!...AND THE CURTAIN ROD!...ALONG WITH IT, THE CURTAINS!"

"awh, but putting up greenhouses is so hard 😣"

"I cannot do the sexy dorito mans voice for the life of me, and you can? I'm like...4-...no, 3 years older than you!?"

"I'll torment you day and night, want me to stop? Give me your staaaa- *voice crack* FUUUUCKKK-"

"Or should i say....MY star, ahuhuhu~ 💅💅✨✨"

"Wow, look how sexy and on-model this drawing of vaggie is, look how....canon her jawline is"

"How do i write lyrics for 'no girl's toy' but the 'boy' in question is actually a girl and the 'girl' in question is actually a boy"

"GOD DAMN, SUN X MOON ON MY TUMBLR FEED-"

"ya....ya...she be fuckin on my toy til i cory....ya, she be breeding on mah mount til i mae.....ya, she be jiggin' on mah saw til i baby-"

"*terrible muscle man impression* YOU- YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES LUMINI??! MY MOM, STARLAAAA-"

"man, YuB needs to rap to the songs in hazbin hotel and helluva boss"

"I CAN'T FIND THE DEPRESSED CLOWN EDM MUSIC- NOOOOOOOO"

"*over one of her drawings of Senoris*Daddy? Sorry, daddy? Sorry, da-"

"Ooh, butterfly twinks getting in a fight- his wings should be bigger, damn it."

"Vannamelon be hornin over jax tadc for real-"

"Hell's been better since he SHIT-"

"Oh, fuck mr. Puzzles, oh i HATE HIM AAAHHHH GRRRRRR WHY IS HE SO HOT-"

"Oh, i don't do international shipping, i'm afraid. Afraid of what? Don't be scared, dear...mhmhmhmm...~"

"CaseOh? Spin around"

"silly billy is now my favorite fnf song. OH WAIT, ITS NOT, BECAUSE TRINITY IS MY FAVORITE FNF SON- OH WAIT, OMNIPRESENT IS MY FAVORITE FNF-"

"Turn off lights when you're done with them, you bitch"

most of these were things she said while on her phone, or they were directed at me. Or both. 🤷‍♀️

[mel10hi]

Grrrrrr my back has been so sore and it just feels like, compressed????? Like it feels like my spine has been squished down like a spring. I could really go for being put on that midevil torture device that stretches people out right now. It seems like it'd feel so good.

My back needs to crack in a way that I can't do myself, like nothing I can do is satisfying, and it's just a noise and not a feeling, ya know. Maybe a massage would be good..... but idk cause I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone 😭

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

Tgs Monday! Spoilers ahead!!

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Look at these two dorks. Look at them. I know how it happened but still have trouble wrapping my mind around how they went from here to THAT you know?

Days without our beloved hyde: way. Too. Many. Grrrrrr gimmee just one panel of him in the back of Jekyll's head gagging at all this romance stuff. Please. Just one.

I hope you have a lovely week ahead of you~ o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠oo⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠oo⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

jfjvkdjcjdjcj how did lanyon ever think that this man was straight- like ‘I thought you just liked the pretty ladies at the balls we attended!!” girlie pop hes into YOU-

im pretty interested to see where this page is going, I wonder how jekyll reacted to that last panel. also omfg the parallels between jekyll and blonde boy are killing me-

oh my god I miss hyde so bad- its been too long, I am hyde deprived, I miss my lil spirit of london at night ;~;

I hope you have an amazing week!!! make sure to take care of yourself, do smth njce for yourself, and take breaks when you can <333333 love ya bestie dearest :D

[emmyrosee]

For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE imagine tan timeskip!kita shinsuke. (Gn! Reader)

Kita Shinsuke, who’s been working in the fields every day in the sweltering heat and not reapplying his sunscreen, that the rays of the sun take no mercy on his usually porcelain skin and turn him into a slightly more toasted version of himself.

His skin matches the golden tone of his eyes, his hair a bit more sun bleached from when he removed his cap during breaks, and just in general he looks so warm and toasted that you had to do a double take when your already handsome Shinsuke comes in, looking even more godlike.

You try not to stare, you do, you promise yourself you do, but it’s hard. Especially when he wipes the sheen of sweat from his forehead and leans down to kiss you. He smells like dirt and the musk of sweat, and never has that ever made you so weak in the knees. Tossing your arms around his neck, you just want to bury yourself in his chest and relish in his new look forever.

“Sweetness?” He says when you buckle slightly under him. “Are you alright?” His strong hand wraps around your waist to steady you, and the butterflies in your stomach go berserk. “F-fine,” you squeak. “Just… uhm… you look… tanner.”

“Yeah,” he grumbles. “So damn hot I couldn’t help but roll my sleeves up, I needa take a shower too-“

“Not yet.” Your grip around his neck tightens, when he reels back from your embrace.

“Huh?” He asks, brows cocking in confusion. You bite your lip and slowly pull back to admire him, eyes hungrily glazing over his frame.

“I like you sweaty.”

“Oh-“

“A lot.”

“Oh,” he says, cheeks hot as a slow smile spreads along his face. He looks down as your fingers tangle with his, and he can’t stop the excited grin when you slowly tug him to the bedroom.

“Well who would I be to stop ya from indulging,” he hums. You snicker, “a very cruel man. C’mon. Let me show ya how much I like your new look.”

He merely grins and mumbles a barely audible “cool” as he lets you drag him to the room.

[astrxealis]

genshin brainrot is hard to get back into (esp bcs i like other fandoms more and im more into other stuff rn) but. diluc <33

[mysteryshoptls]

Episode 1-5 Rhythmic Story

LET'S BRING GRIM BACK!

Ace: Grim, it'd be better for you if you just take your classes without complaining, y'know?

Grim: Funya!? Why did you guys come to bring me back!?

Deuce: To get a nice lunch, I guess.

Grim: That makes no sense!

Grim: I ain't gonna go back to those boring classes!

～FIRST PHASE SUCCESS～

Grim: Grrrrrr...!

Deuce: Are you finally ready to return to the Prefect?

Grim: I already told ya, I don't wanna～～～～!!

Ace: Uwa, watch out!

Deuce: I knew it, he really doesn't know how to admit defeat at all...!

～FIRST PHASE FAILURE～

Grim: Eyyy! You'll never catch me in a million years～!

Deuce: Haah, haah... He's just so stubborn...!

Ace: We might need to ask for another meal to compensate for all this trouble...

Ace: Gasp, haah... We'll have to talk it over with the Prefect after we capture Grim...!

～SECOND PHASE SUCCESS～

Ace: Hiyah!

Deuce: Cauldron, drop!!

Grim: Funyaa!?

Ace: Alright! We're gonna get treated to lunch～

Deuce: Okay, Grim. You're gonna come and take classes without any more trouble.

Grim: How come you guys are in sync only when it comes to things like this...

～SECOND PHASE FAILURE～

Grim: Looks like you guys should keep studying too, yanno!

Ace: Dammit, you're just running your mouth off now...! Deuce! Doesn't matter what you can think of, just stomp him!

Deuce: Me!? O-okay. Anything I can think of, anything...

Deuce: Cauldron, drop!

Grim: Funyaa!?

Ace: Dude, do you seriously think you can throw a cauldron at everything...?