#grumpy dragon

[local-loser-clown]

The real reason Dragon never smiles.

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[sparkylurkdragon]

Today's minor annoyance: Wikipedia editor who seems to believe that a TikTok meme about shoebills is worth keeping in their popular culture section, but not an entry in the The Legend of Zelda series that uses them for inspiration and sold over 3.5 million copies.

It annoyed me enough that I recovered my account and I'm currently trying to hash it out on the Talk page.

[violetc4ts]

random headcanon: Mal's hands are always unreasonably warm & Evie's are always unreasonably cold.

sorry for the late response anon !!! but yes u are so correct

mal having dragon blood which makes her warm like . always . & evie loves to use her as her own personal heater

when theyre out she'll "forget" her gloves just so she can stick her hands in mals pockets

and whenever they greet each other mal always subconsciously holds her hands

and altogether evie just loving winter because it means she has an excuse to cuddle with her hot gf (literally), and mal is happy to be of service for the same reasons

[gidionkeep]

Dragon Book Cover Makeover: AMERICAN GODS

Every Monday, my grumpy dragon Windsor takes over my blog to give books a much needed dragon makeover. This week, Windsor is reworking a book written by one of his fellow Brits, Neil Gaiman. He had plenty of covers to choose from, but for this first crack at a Gaiman novel, he decided to give American Gods a dragon makeover. This was a fun one to dragon-fy. Given Windsor is originally from…

[mirroredranger]

"..."

"Don't think I don't notice you scheming. We all may be 'Fallers', but that doesn't automatically earn my trust."

[the-dragon-blade]

He has been walking for hours into the forest, until he finds an area of open, fresh grass.

He flops over, letting himself lay on the moist greenery, staring at the cloudy sky above.

"Bleh..", he makes a grimace closes his eyes. He doesn't like today, and will probably just stay here till tomorrow's dawn.

[podcastwizard]

"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.

[ebeedrawing]

Some Fenris sketches 🤲 I couldn't resist anymore, joinin the grumpy elf lovers club😩

[k-wame]

Harry Collett | Grumpy Magazine

[inquissien]

Dragon babysitter

[funtergeist]

im their number 1 fan

[emarttt]

I love when he’s pissed just bc of tea

[sparkylurkdragon]

Things I'm currently annoyed by:

The fact that I got chickenpox as a kid riiight before the vaccine hit my town

The fact that I'm currently suffering a bout of what I'm almost certain is shingles because of it

The fact that no one recommended a zoster shot for me to prevent shingles even though it's a known risk with the kinds of immunosuppressants I'm on for my multiple sclerosis

The fact that we've had a chickenpox vaccine since '95 and haven't killed this damn human-exclusive virus off yet

Chickenpox outbreaks caused by anti-fax fuckheads

"Oooooh chickenpox isn't that baaaaaad everyone gets it"

First: Shut the fuck up, chickenpox can cause deadly complications in a nonzero amount of folks

Second: Shut the fuck up, shingles in excruciating and doubly unnecessary these days

In short: fuck Varicella zoster and fuck antivaxers.

[cable-salamder]

Youngest of FF Kai Kai bonding with Bonzle blah blah what I wanna see is Jordie’s soul (/body) ALSO being stuck in Superhell with one of the Forbidden Five having taken over her normal body at the end of s2p1, and her now having to chose between either these ancient evils or two peeps who keep forgetting her name

She’s grumpy not just because of her predicament of having to accept help but also because one of the first things that happened is that she fell down a set of stairs and at the very least sprained her arm.

[gidionkeep]

Dragon Book Cover Makeover: THE GUNSLINGER

Every Monday, my grumpy dragon Windsor takes over my blog to give books a much needed dragon makeover. With my new novel West of Apocalypse coming out next month, it seems only fitting to let Windsor give a dragon twist to the cover of the book that inspired my novel: Stephen King’s The Gunslinger. You can find the first book in King’s dark and bizarre fantasy western series, The Dark Tower, in…

[piedpiperart]

DC x DP prompt

Danny is hanging out with Dora, and gets caught in a trap by Aragon. He takes the dragon amulet and phases it into Danny’s chest, which turns Danny into a dragon, and then sends him through a natural portal to cause chaos.

Aragon tries to take over the zone while Danny is gone but Dora beats the crap out of him.

Meanwhile Danny is a dragon now, smaller than his human form because he’s still a baby ghost, and his core reflects that. Baby dragon Danny was sent to the DC universe and lands (un)gracefully in an alley in Gotham.

He could be feral like little baby man but he could also just be regular Danny brain power as a ghostly dragon. Who is like three feet long. He does his best to get his bearings, roams around a bit, hides from people, and scrounges for food as he tries to find a way back home. (Might not realize he’s not in his universe)

Danny catches the attention of some not so great people and runs and hides in an alley, digging into the trash or under a dumpster bc he is Smol.

Meanwhile Damian is out on patrol and hears commotion on the streets. He swiftly beats up this gang of guys chasing someone(or something) into an alley. After running them off he hears rustling amongst the trash in the dark alley. He thinks it’s a cat, as it usually is, but is surprised to find an actual, baby, black and white dragon with bright green eyes.

Obviously he plans to take him home, but has to coax Danny out from underneath the dumpster. Maybe he uses some snacks from his cool pouches on his belt. Eventually he wins over Danny, but Damian has to keep him a secret from the batfam.

The secret does not last long. Keeping a dragon in your room is not a good hiding spot. But, he found that Danny likes to cuddle, so obviously the little dragon had to stay with him.

Alfred found out first, promised not to say anything and help feed the dragon. Not sure who finds out next but Danny probably tries to bite Dick when he tries to pick him up a bunch.

Damian plans to train Danny to be his sidekick. If Batman gets a batdog, obviously Damian needs a bat dragon. Name is a work in progress, but Damian still makes Danny a lil bat outfit to match Ace.

Eventually everyone finds out and Bruce especially is trying to figure out where the dragon came from and why he’s just chilling with the fam. The tamest dragon he’s ever seen tbh it makes him worried

Damian finds out about some of Danny’s powers and shenanigans ensue. Danny gets comfy with the bats and is treating the whole thing like a vacation away from his troublesome life. Dragons probably purr, right?

Eventually maybe Danny finds a way to communicate that he’s actually a teenager trapped in dragon form and he needs help. The batfam collectively lose their minds when Danny’s revealed to have black hair and blue eyes.