#grumpy dragon

[dreambelievetravel]

I would like a special edition of the Empyrean series purely from the point of view of Tairn.

[local-loser-clown]

Crocodile saw the cat and immediately adopted him

Crocodile named him Drag kit but he loves calling him Dragon's fat pussy

Dragon doesn't see the resemblance but loves the little guy. He does not appreciate the nickname. He's only upset because "Drag kit is not fat he's fluffy"

[fandomstars]

Request for Beyblade Male Reader x Lui as your boyfriend

Sure!

Lui x Male Reader: Love

The two of them meet when Lui transfers to the new school.

He tries to ignore him at first, thinking he’s only trying to talk because of money or reputation.

But the guy keeps trying to get to know him, and eventually Lui relents once he stands up for him against some snob kids.

Eventually Lui develops a big crush, but boy would he be the last to say so.

It took Gabe talking to Lui to get him to confess.

He (male reader) and Lui begin dating, and it honestly makes Lui less grouchy (in Gabe’s opinion, but he won’t say out loud because Lui still is quite the grumpy dragon guy).

When it came to Beyblade tournaments, he was Lui’s biggest supporter alongside Gabe.

That didn’t mean he didn’t scowl whenever Lui was mean to his opponent.

Valt even becomes friends with him, which makes Lui both super jealous of said chemistry, and slightly confused as how would he know if his boyfriend is cheering him or Valt on when they are up? (Answer: It’s both)

Lui is very protective, and will growl at anyone who dares tries to flirt with his boyfriend.

Said boyfriend would later say Lui is like a dragon guarding his treasures.

Lui doesn’t deny, and if anything lets the saying run its course and get them their first kiss.

Lui is indeed a biter and a bit of a jealous grumpy boy, but he’s super sweet when he wants to be….in private (unless someone tries to hurt his boyfriend, then he’ll go full feral before crouching to his boyfriend and worrying to no end.)

How’s that? 🐉🩵

[sparkylurkdragon]

Today's minor annoyance: Wikipedia editor who seems to believe that a TikTok meme about shoebills is worth keeping in their popular culture section, but not an entry in the The Legend of Zelda series that uses them for inspiration and sold over 3.5 million copies.

It annoyed me enough that I recovered my account and I'm currently trying to hash it out on the Talk page.

[gidionkeep]

Dragon Book Cover Makeover: AMERICAN GODS

Every Monday, my grumpy dragon Windsor takes over my blog to give books a much needed dragon makeover. This week, Windsor is reworking a book written by one of his fellow Brits, Neil Gaiman. He had plenty of covers to choose from, but for this first crack at a Gaiman novel, he decided to give American Gods a dragon makeover. This was a fun one to dragon-fy. Given Windsor is originally from…

[mirroredranger]

"..."

"Don't think I don't notice you scheming. We all may be 'Fallers', but that doesn't automatically earn my trust."

[the-dragon-blade]

He has been walking for hours into the forest, until he finds an area of open, fresh grass.

He flops over, letting himself lay on the moist greenery, staring at the cloudy sky above.

"Bleh..", he makes a grimace closes his eyes. He doesn't like today, and will probably just stay here till tomorrow's dawn.

[podcastwizard]

"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.

[diminuel]

Do you know what could happen to Dragon with Couvade Syndrome?… Breasts… just that the shirts don't fit him… I think Crocodile would love him.

Careful Crocodile, don't overexert yourself laughing your ass off.

(And yes, don't worry, Crocodile does love him. Just imagine him showing Dragon just how much he appreciates him later on *lol*)

[k-wame]

Harry Collett | Grumpy Magazine

[ebeedrawing]

Some Fenris sketches 🤲 I couldn't resist anymore, joinin the grumpy elf lovers club😩

[talonrook]

『🐲』 -> "Well, it must be... nice. To have your mother so involved in your life."

[local-loser-clown]

Dragon didn't like most people, especially people who worked with Garp

Garp believes his son can do no wrong even if there is evidence that he has done wrong

[funtergeist]

im their number 1 fan

[sparkylurkdragon]

Things I'm currently annoyed by:

The fact that I got chickenpox as a kid riiight before the vaccine hit my town

The fact that I'm currently suffering a bout of what I'm almost certain is shingles because of it

The fact that no one recommended a zoster shot for me to prevent shingles even though it's a known risk with the kinds of immunosuppressants I'm on for my multiple sclerosis

The fact that we've had a chickenpox vaccine since '95 and haven't killed this damn human-exclusive virus off yet

Chickenpox outbreaks caused by anti-fax fuckheads

"Oooooh chickenpox isn't that baaaaaad everyone gets it"

First: Shut the fuck up, chickenpox can cause deadly complications in a nonzero amount of folks

Second: Shut the fuck up, shingles in excruciating and doubly unnecessary these days

In short: fuck Varicella zoster and fuck antivaxers.

[gidionkeep]

Dragon Book Cover Makeover: THE GUNSLINGER

Every Monday, my grumpy dragon Windsor takes over my blog to give books a much needed dragon makeover. With my new novel West of Apocalypse coming out next month, it seems only fitting to let Windsor give a dragon twist to the cover of the book that inspired my novel: Stephen King’s The Gunslinger. You can find the first book in King’s dark and bizarre fantasy western series, The Dark Tower, in…