#guns are dumb

[geekbroll]

FUCKING CHUCKLEHEADS ON TWITTER: Your argument is false because we don't know what an assault weapon is.

Everyone else does. Semantics doesn't save lives. Pushing old bullshit talking points doesn't save lives.

The 90s Assault Weapons Ban SAVED LIVES.

[collarme]

😵‍💫 pushing the pistol into your mouth while I force you to take every inch of me, the cold metal against your soft, warm lips. your legs on my shoulders and your back pressed against the hard floor, because a pretty little faggot like you doesn't deserve the matteress. when you get close to orgasm I smirk and flick the safety off, daring you to cum without permission. hold it for just a little longer, puppy...there you go, good boy.

[ssstockhollmgfff]

dad bf who jus offers me up to his friends without even thinkin ab it, n gives me out to rsndoms when he needs spme extrs money, never ever asking me if im okay w it and never ever seeing anythimg wrong w how things work for us

[stopthatfool]

i know he snores like a fucking beast. i know it wakes everybody up. and i know he falls asleep in a matter of seconds. so you can't even fall asleep before him. you can't beat him. honk shoooo honk shooo head ass. i want him fucking dead. tucking him in bed all nice and warm as i type this.

[cyphyree]

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

[crescentmoonrider]

iwai 🤝 joker : ACAB

[lamuliz]

Stanley confirms the Narrator is fluffy allegations

[hppjmxrgosg]

Tim drake:

[katewritesss]

Hello, Mr. "Perfectly Fine"

How's your heart after breaking mine?

Mr. "Always at the right place at the right time," baby

Hello, Mr. "Casually Cruel"

Mr. "Everything Revolves Around You"

I've been Mr. "Misery" since your goodbye

And you're Mr. "Perfectly Fine."

[sereshawl]

Maverick: Why are you naked?

Rooster: I… don’t have any clothes.

Maverick, opening Rooster’s closet: Sure you do, shirts, pants, hey Seresin, oh look this one is- SERESIN!?”

[diadotcom]

“it’s not the plane, it’s the pilot”

“exactly”

when i come across this scene in fics and the like ive noticed majority if not all people interpret this as mav saying rooster is a bad pilot. but like i never even thought of it that way…!!! although i reckon 100% rooster himself interpreted it as mav not believing him. but for me ever since i first watched the movie i thought mav was saying “exactly. you’re the pilot, you’re in that plane and it’s you who will not come home when it goes down.”

idk i just think he was trying to say “i care about you too much to let you burn in” or something. meh maybe im wrong and just missed the dig LMFAO

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: Am I in trouble?

Ice: Take a guess.

Mav: No?

Ice: Correct

Mav: Really!?

Ice: No, you idiot.

Ice: If you really think you're not in trouble for what you did to Admiral Caine's car, then you're even more delusional than I thought.

Mav, under his breath: It was worth it.

[justmilkplease]

why did icemav both pick the tallest guys in the navy to be their backseaters like bro you can't see out of your rearview mirror cause their giant heads are blocking the entire god damn window