i really wish gunther was more fleshed out—there's just so much potential there and it KILLS ME. like, look at blathers animalcrossing! he serves a near identical purpose and still oozes character, and the only real difference is that blathers actually gets the chance to TALK to you. i wish i knew how to make mods so bad. gunther i could give you the attention you deserve. i could give you the care needed to achieve that potential. all i can do now is appreciate your cool hat…
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How about when Harvey realizes the new farmer is going into the mines for hours on end, but they’ve never had their rabies shots.
He’s currently fuming outside of the mine entrance and is absolutely livid at Marlon for not directing the farmer to the clinic. The old coot only gave the farmer a rusty sword and sent them on their way. It’s a miracle the farmer hasn’t contracted rabies with the amount of times the cave bats must have attacked them.
So when the farmer exits the mines, face covered in dirt, coal and sweat, Harvey wastes no time in dragging them to the clinic and sorting them out.
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Hello, I was a bit bored so here
Stardew valley babygirl smackdown 2024!
I’ve picked the finest adult men of the valley to find out who’s the one who deserves the title of stardew’s pathetic meow meow who’s holding the fandom in a chokehold
(I have no excuse, I’ve written cringier things on purpose)
Round 1, 1/1, 2/1
Shane vs Sebastian
Alex vs Harvey
Sam vs Elliott
willy vs wizard
Morris vs Pierre
Kent vs Demetrius
Linus vs Lewis
Marlon vs Gunther
Tiebreaker for the Morris vs Pierre poll
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It seems people really enjoyed the last headcannon post, so I have returned, this time with headcannons for the non-romanceable characters!
I love all of the characters in this game, and have created so many little dumb ideas for them, so here ya go!
We have confirmation that Linus came from a wealthy family, but put this life aside, donating his money to various charities and organizations to help others, and I like to imagine that he still enjoys working with these charities from time to time, whether this be shelter work, environmental care, or supporting other people!
Willy never had children, but took in Elliot as his own, teaching him everything he would need to know regarding the seas, and quickly takes in Farmer as well, after learning about their love for fishing.
Gus is a trans guy! I don't have any evidence for this, but I just adore Gus so much and need this in my life.
Gunther is a long-time DM, and runs a small group with some of the local teens, and maybe some of the adults! I feel like his fascination of antiques and old treasures has assisted his DMing skills, or possibly the other way around!
Kent has learned how to sew, knit, and garden in order to get closer with Jodi and the kids once he returned to Pelican Town. (He's trying to be a better dad, he already is such a good guy :])
Mr. Qi is quite close with both Sandy and Gus, considering them friends!
Pierre was a college dropout, yet still considers himself a "man of study", I'm sorry, I just can't see this man as anything but an arrogant asshole.
The Wizard is incredibly supportive of the queer folks in the town, and Farmer, and will offer help with anything. Gender change? He's got you. Voice manipulation? He's got the stuff. Just be careful if he invites you to share a pipe!
Marlon and the Wizard are the local salty gay couple, Statler and Waldorf style, and lurk in the back during the flower dance, taking the last dance for themselves.
Pam loves thrifting and going on antiquing sprees with Harvey, and she knows how to absolutely steal a deal, girlie would most definitely punch an old woman over an auction item.
This is all I have atm, but if you want more, please let me know!! I love making stupid little theories for the glorbos. :]
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