#guys its them

[scrapyardkids]

look at that pair of asshats

[fizziepopangel]

Baggage

"Should we start loving? Give this a try?

You got baggage but so do I,

you got baggage but so do I.....

let's give this a try..."

[tankbankss]

They are dating your honor

[stanleyvampire14]

I heard you wanted me to come say hi.

Well guess what.

💧🔫 pew pew mf

Have a good day >:)

~ 🔫 (water gun not gun) anon

GUYS GYS ITS TGE GUY ITS TGE ANON OHNHYGOD

HIHIHI HI OMG EXPLODES 🔥

HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO!!

[hatsunemikulvr39]

[splep]

I saw someone type up the lyrics for the LiB song so i decided to type up Bully the Bully :D

((((disclaimer: some of this is definitely not correct and some parts i know this and put a question mark after so id appreciate it if anyone knows whats actually being sung in those bits :D))))

(Grace: We can do this!)

Grace: We're gonna bully the bully

We're gonna film him losing his cool-y

We're gonna make it spooky.

Pete: It's goofy

Grace: Got a better plan?

Richie: We'll make him shit his pants!

(Ruth: Jägerman?)

Grace: We're gonna invoke his fury

by making him freak prematurely.

Then we'll have him judged by a jury in the public eye!

He's just a nerd in disguise!

(Steph: Okay, why do you keep doing that?)

Grace: Petey got the blanket,

Ruthie you're on techie and

Richie tapes.

(Richie: What's our budget?)

Grace: Stephie gonna lure him in with her charm.

(Steph: I am?)

Grace: And once we get him walking in the haunted and ancient old Waylen place.

(rest of group: Yeah?)

Grace: Petey gonna jump on out!

Jäger gonna Jäger out!

All: We're gonna bully the bully.

We're taking him back to schooly, schooly.

We're gonna make a dirty movie where the losers win!

And the joke is on him!

(Some shout "Yeah!")

Grace: We got a fealty, a duty.

Richie: To standing for the nerdy, the prudy.

Steph and Pete: Overturning and dethroning the viking, gonna wreck his ship!

Ruth: We're gonna cut off his nips!

Richie: We'll spill his guts, we'll steal his lunch, we'll beat him up.

Grace: NO! We're gonna be real cool.

Rest of group: Oh!

Grace: To beat the Jägerman you can't beat him where he's most equipped

Rest of group: Can't beat him where he's most equipped.

Grace: He's twice our size. He's maximized.

But we know how to strategize and use our tools.

Rest of group: Aaah!

Richie: So we're not gonna kick his ass?

Grace: sigh Do you wanna conserve your mass?

All: We're gonna

Richie: Kick

Pete: Pop

Ruth: Splat

Grace: Be cool

All: We're gonna

Richie: Smash

Pete: Blam

Ruth: Spank

Grace: Stay cool

All: We're gonna

Richie: Boom

Pete: Attack

Ruth: Swarm

Grace: No we're gonna be cool beans.

We're gonna keep the beans cool.

All: We're gonna gonna keep the beans

beans the cool

keep the

beans the cool

keep the beans

bean school!

Beans school?

Excellent!

All: We're gonna bully the bully.

We're gonna gonna rule the unruly

He's gonna gonna dooky his booty

and the problem's solved!

Pete: And the problem's solved.

Richie: And the school can evolve.

Steph, Grace and Ruth: And the school will get involved.

Richie and Pete: We're gonna get the jock pleading.

All: Watch the incompetent conceding.

gonna make the nerdy, the new thing!

Ruth: Pull the pin!

Grace: Steph, get in position!

Pete: Time to thicken our skin!

Steph: One helluva mission.

All: Ww'll fight sin with sin!

Let the games begin.

EDIT: thank you to whoever sent me the fixed lyrics !!! ilysm /p :D

[crowties]

妹妹和姐姐❗️❗️❗️❗️

[luwritesomething]

Jesper: *trips over*

Wylan, running to pick him up: Saints! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Look, you ripped your trousers-

Inej: *throws herself down a rooftop*

Kaz, watching from the rooftop: Do a backflip next time.

[skretri]

Simpbur gives me the vibes of the new version of Strawberry Shortcake in the new cartoon and Argbur gives me Raspberry vibes, clingy loud plus obnoxious loud person and distant semi cold rational secretly sweet person vibes duo

Dog and Cat duo

OH MY GOD

YEHAYEHYAHAYEWSYESYESYESY ITS THEM ITS THEM YEAS YES SO REAL SO ACCURATE SO TRUE YES YES YES YES IT'S THEM YES YEAH

[kimdokjas]

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

[acrossthecherriverse]

holy shit no way

[hattersarts]

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

[finleycannotdraw]

I don’t have the capacity to be coherent right now but. this movie is so good

[o0kawaii0o]

oh mama

[triona-tribblescore]

I cant stop thinking about them :'( 🩷🩷✨✨ drew my human designs for a wee change of pace uvu

[hailsatanacab]

Family Dinners - dpxdc

"Holy shit, you're Bruce Wayne!" Danny gaped, jabbing a finger at the man sitting at the head of the table.

The bustling dining room goes silent as everyone turns to look at him.

"Danny, who did you think was going to be here?" Tim asks, disbelief plain in his voice and Danny feels his face flush red.

"Sorry, I, uh, I guess I just never put it together. Tim Drake-Wayne. Wayne Manor. It, uh, makes sense now." He laughs sheepishly and scrubs at his neck before slumping back down into his chair.

"Well," Tim says with an indulgent sigh, "at least I know you're not just friends with me for my connections."

"Yeah, I'm really sorry, I just never thought about it, I guess."

Danny sinks lower as everyone around him laughs. Come to dinner, he said, the food is the best, he said, ignore the family, he said. Danny really wishes he'd listened to Tim and just ignored them—almost as much as he's regretting accepting the offer in the first place—but... he's having dinner with Batman.

Ancients, that's so weird!

The last time he saw Batman was in the future and, suffice it to say, it was not going well. There hadn't really been time for family dinners there.

Wait. Family dinners?

He peers around the table, openly gawking at everyone as it all clicks into place.

"Everything alright, Danny? Now realising who everyone else is?" Tim asks with a roll of his eyes.

"Uh... something like that..." Danny mumbles as everyone laughs again.

From further down the table, the smallest Wayne scoffs and clicks his tongue.

"I thought you said he was smart, Drake?"

"So, you all do it, too, then?" he asks, ignoring the jibe. Danny's only a little bit jealous as he thinks of how much easier they must have it, how much easier it'd be if his family had been on his side, too. "You all work together?"

"Nah," Dick says from across the table with a brilliant grin. "Tim's the only one that works with Bruce, we all have different jobs. I'm a police officer in Bludhaven."

"Disgusting." Danny blurts out without thinking—because seriously, what kind of self-respecting vigilante would also be a police officer?—before clapping a hand over his mouth. "Sorry."

The whole table laughs again, the loudest being the blonde girl a few spaces down from Dick. Look, Danny wasn't really paying attention to names when they were all paraded in front of him. Dick only gets remembered because his name is a joke.

Come on, Danny, recover!

"That's, uh, not what I meant, though."

"Oh?" Dick asks, cocking his head slightly to the side. Is it Danny's imagination or does his smile tense slightly?

"Yeah, I mean like, you know, in costume. It must make it so much easier to have everyone together like this."

"Costume? What do you mean?"

Yeah, Danny's not imagining it, everyone tenses up at that. It's really only now that he's realising that this probably isn't how he should bring up that he knows about their... night time activities. In fact, he probably shouldn't be bringing it up at all.

"Uuhhh..." Danny looks wildly around the table as he continues making his stupid noise. Think, think, think! There must be a way out of this!

"Danny?" Tim asks, looking concerned.

"Oh, Ancients, this isn't how I wanted it to go at all," he mutters, slipping even further into his chair. He's almost on the floor now and he so, so wishes it could just swallow him up.

His real first meeting with Batman was meant to be cool! He had planned to be Phantom, maybe save them from a tight spot, prove his worth as a mysterious and powerful ally as thanks for the help Batman gave him in the future.

"Danny, what are you talking about?" Tim starts tugging on his sleeve in an attempt to pull him back up from his pit of despair.

Eventually, Danny relents and sits up straighter, hiding his face in his hands and whining all the while.

"I'm sorry, I just didn't expect him to be here and it threw me off so now I look stupid and it's so embarrassing!" he wails, flailing his arms wide. "Why wouldn't you warn me that Batman was your adopted dad, Tim? Couldn't you have let me know?"

"I'm sorry, what? Danny are you alright? There's no way Bruce can be Batman, look at him!"

"Yeah," the blonde girl laughs from the bottom of the table, "look at him! That's a wet noodle of a man! Batman can actually do things, B is incapable of pretty much everything."

"Thank you, Stephanie," Bruce sighs, massaging his forehead.

It's... Those are the first words Danny's heard Batman say since everything went down and it's enough to knock him out of his embarrassment.

It's really good to hear his voice again. Especially now, when it's strong and healthy and full of personality—even if that personality is little more than a tired father right now—far better than how it had been, at the end.

Danny sits up, back straight, and grins. He's got this. He remembers it perfectly. Some people count sheep to fall asleep, Danny repeats his mantra to be certain that he'll never forget it.

"Gamma alpha upsilon tau iota mu epsilon, 42, 63, 28, 1 colon 65 dash 9."

Once again, the whole table falls into silence.

"Holy shit..." breathes the other D name (Duke? Danny's pretty sure he's Signal) from opposite Stephanie. "Isn't that...?"

"The time travelling code." The littlest Wayne says stiffly. "We have met in the future?"

"That's not just the time travelling code, Dami." Dick says, looking between Danny and Bruce. "That's the family time travelling code."

Danny's grin freezes in place.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"1 colon 65 dash 9." Dick explains, still flicking between him and Bruce. "It means you've been adopted into the family and we should all treat you as such, no questions asked."

"Tell you what, I'm about to ask a question." Danny says, dumbstruck. "You just told me it was a code to identify time travellers, not anything about being adopted! What the hell, B?"

Bruce looks about as shellshocked as Danny feels.

"We must have been close," he says finally, after opening and closing his mouth like a fish out of water a few times.

"No! Not that close!" Danny reels back, taking a deep breath ready to refute it all, but... "Well, I mean, you found me when I first got stuck, and you helped me get better despite being... And then we fought together against the, uh, bad guy, before he, um, he... before you couldn't."

An uncomfortable beat passes while they all pick up on what Danny tried so hard not to say.

"So, you're not from the future, then, you travelled there and came back?" Tim asks, breaking the tension and leaning forward with a glint in his eye.

"Yeah, it was a whole end of the world thing, but don't worry about it," Danny says with a hand wave, "It's all kosher now, won't ever happen."

"What did happen?"

"Seriously, don't worry about it, we cool."

"How long in the future was it?"

"About ten years? You were pretty spry for an old man, B," Danny laughs, wishing they'd get off the topic of what happened and get back to the adoption bit.

Everyone shares degrees of a cautious smile as they relax out of the shock, and Dick—whose grin is the biggest—says, "No wonder you got the family code, you're already riffing on him like one of us. How long were you there for?"

"A week, before I managed to get back to my present and stop him then."

"A week? Jeez, B, that has to set some kind of record, seriously."

"Oh!" Danny says, sitting bolt upright and blinking in surprise before pointing at Dick and bouncing in his seat. "You're Nightwing!"

"What?"

"That's exactly what Nightwing said when Batman told me the code! Makes so much more sense now."

Dick laughs and claps his hands, delighted.

"You were not formally adopted?" The grumpy small one—Dami?—asks, his face pinched.

"I didn't even know I was informally adopted."

"And your parents? Are they alive or dead?"

"Damian, stop—"

"They were dead in the future, but they're alive now." Danny says, looking down. He fiddles with the tablecloth, twisting the fabric around his fingers as he fights down the pang of sadness that he always feels when he thinks of them now. He forces a bright smile on his face and hopes it doesn’t look too strained. "I just, uh, can't talk to them much, anymore."

"Damian," Dick warns, "1 colon 65 dash 9. Treat them as family, no questions asked."

"This is Damian treating him as family, the little turd has no manners." Tim scoffs, rolling his eyes, but he gently bumps shoulders with Danny to knock him out of his funk. Danny can't help but send him a watery smile.

"I have the most exemplary manners, Drake, unlike some people." Damian spits, crossing his arms with a pout. "I was merely ascertaining his status to see how he could possibly fit into the family."

"I know this is all a bit sudden, Danny," Bruce smiles, ignoring Damian and reaching out to lay a warm hand on his arm, "for all of us. But if I felt strongly enough to give you that code after spending a week with you in the future, then you are more than welcome in this family, if you so choose it. I think I can speak for all of us when I say we'd like to get to know you a bit more."

"I know a threat when I hear it, Bruce." Danny snorts. "But, yeah, I get it. I'm sorry this is all so weird, it really wasn't how I wanted to find you again, but... I'm glad I did."

"So are we, Danny." Dick says, with a warm smile. "And formally or not, 1 colon 65 dash 9 means you're family. Welcome to the fun house! No take backs or refunds, sorry. You're stuck with us."