#hades is like satan for them

[princessofghosts-posts]

In the books it was told a couple of times that once a person die,when they go in the Underworld,they see it as what they want to believe in or based on what their religion is.

For demigods,greeks and romans,or people who believe in the Greek Pantheon,they probably see it as what it really is. But for mortal that have another religion?? They see it differently. Now,take a cristian for example.

Christianity makes a categorical division into: good and evil; God and the Devil; Heaven and Hell,with Purgatory in between. In this case:

The Fields of Punishment are Hell;

The Asphodel Fields are the Purgatory;

Elysium is Heaven.

For a cristian that ended up in the Underworld,especially in the Fields of Punishment,Hades should be Satan. This put Persephone,his wife,as Lilith in their view. So,Nico is technically the Prince of hell and one of the Devil's son (in the Bible it's stated there are multiple of them).

Image being in Hell and saying the son of the Devil running around doing whatever,while you are there in pain for the horrible things you did in your life. What a day.

All of this,of course,if we take in consideration the view of a cristian person and how they see the Underworld.(And apparently Jesus is a probably thing in this Universe???).

But you know who is familiar with said religion? Who had a massive religious trauma and guilt because of it,especially on his sexual orientation and preference? And who probably was forced to practice it because at the time it was the only religion accepted? Nico.

Can you feel the angst of this? Because I can.

*evil laughing*

It's a good day to be alive (not for Nico).

[r0-boat]

Ok what about the kings rut headcanons? Please please please please please please 🥺

You asked and you shall receive!!

Whb Kings Rut Headcannons

Cw: darker than I anticipated, breeding, biting (hard biting like drawing blood), mentions of cannibalism, yandere behavior, Demons becoming more primal in rut, especially asmodeus, free use, Dubcon/noncon

Satan

If you didn't think he would get any more violent. You're dead wrong with all this extra testosterone coursing through his veins. All he wants to do is fight things. With a legion of loyal subordinates who also want to fight and destroy, Gehenna's streets become the purge; all their rage and stress are released at once.

And they like this! Starting brawls in the streets, clashing horns and gnashing their teeth as they wrestle each other with their bare hands. Demons are challenging Satan for his claim on you bonus points if they get beaten up in the process.

But Satan wants more. He wants to fight something and feel like he's in danger, with no weapons, guns, or flamethrowers, just him and his bare hands going against something much stronger than himself. He wants to prove his strength to you and take you after winning a brutal fight. To smear his blood and semen onto you, claiming you as his.

The other kings are the only ones who can equal his strength, either in magic or in muscle. His temper somehow becomes shorter as he is itching to jump across the table and fist-fight Mammon.

His subordinates fear their King will hurt you, but it's the opposite. He's so gentle and needy that he whines for your attention. Dragging his tongue across the nape of your neck and burying his face to smell your sweet scent. Spinning you down with all of his strength, wrapping a muscular arm around you before harshly grinding his hips into you to reach as deep as possible. Unless he becomes provoked... Then that's a whole other story. You won't be sitting right for weeks.

Mammon

You are his possession as much as he views himself as yours. And he takes great care of all of his possessions. But you seem not too keen about being his... It's not like it's your choice to make anymore. Humans are fickle and don't know what they truly want. He can give you everything. So why haven't you submitted to him yet? Mammon becomes more pushy with his advances. He may be a pacifist, but he knows how much stronger he is than you are and is not used to the word no.

Of course, Mammon will worship you like any other night when the two of you get frisky, but you notice that his touch becomes more and more rough, from gentle caresses to harsh, grabbing and handling you like a doll. He not only likes to take care of his possessions but also uses them to their fullest extent. A demon of greed is still a demon of greed, And you are his favorite toy by far. Part of him wants to display you for all to see. Another part of him wants to drag you off into his bedroom chambers for you never to be seen again.

Maybe he sees you more as an exotic pet or a commodity. No matter how much he tells you that you own him, all demons are slave to their instincts when rut season is here. With the deep urge to mark you He will not hold back to how many teeth marks and hickeys he'll put on your body.

Once he feels those squeezing velvet walls around his cock he will never let you go. His body will quickly overwhelm you as he loses himself to pleasure. He will dress you in the finest silk gold and jewels. Then soaks his cum all over it. He doesn't care The price will probably go up with his seed seeped into the fabric.

Leviathan

In Hades, Few nobles show how much their rut affects them because that usually means feeding into their king's jealousy. Especially when they just so happen to have the same rut as Leviathan's

During this time, no one looks or talks to you in his presence. Mammon thinks about locking you away forever. Leviathan would actually do it.

I think Rut Leviathan becomes borderline yandere as he becomes more open about how much he wants you. Murmuring scary thoughts out loud of how he wants to lock you in a nice cage, throw away the key. Or cut a little piece off to always have with him. Or threaten to kill people close to you. All the while, he's balls deep inside you with little care of how fast he's bucking his hips (very wholesome, very romantic 💞)

He is hanging on by a thread, and all it takes is seeing you with another for him to lose it. And once he does, He will fuck you without mercy, drill his hips with every ounce of his being until the two of you can't think of anything other than each other. If he has to break your mind with his dick, he will.

Needy and petty, willing to do anything to get just a sliver of that attention. The usually refined, elegant demon becomes nothing but a moaning, drooling beast. He will fill you up. You will be claimed.

Beelzebub

That ferocious sexual hunger is tripled. No matter how much you seem to satisfy and he just wants more more more more more. And keep in mind this man has clones, too. He will let go, and his clones will swarm you.

He bites; if it weren't for his other clones tending and touching you, distracting the sharp pain of his teeth and breaking your skin with pleasure, you would be screaming in pain. It's honestly a miracle how he didn't lose control and consume you. Only because he finds the taste of your juices even sweeter, once he's between your legs he is never coming back up. A hand vigorously stroking his cock as he tries to ring you out and suck you dry. Coke sing you to cum on his tongue again and again until you physically can't give anymore. And he'll still want more after that.

Having a more sensitive nose than any other demon in hell, He is drawn to you like a moth to a flame. He'll smell you from anywhere. No matter how far you are, he'll still find you. He'll bury his nose in the name of your neck and start rolling his tongue across your flesh and wanting just a taste of you—the taste of something he'll never have.

It's almost as if he loses control of his powers since his clones don't disappear after he finishes. They stay with you, tend to you, touch you, fuck you, suck you, Constantly until their rut ends and their control returns. His dick will not leave you not. Even if you leave to go to the bathroom, he'll jump on you as if he hasn't seen you in years. He'll even be inside you when you're trying to eat or drink water, just slow grinding as he promised you he'd give you a break. He's trying to hold back.

At the end of his rut, he'll get super hungry since he rarely eats during his rut because all he can think about is fucking you. His subordinates and His people worry that he might lose control and eat you, so food will always be provided at his convenience when in a rut.

Lucifer

Obsessive dangerously obsessive. His angel body is not used to the intense hormonal heat that is a demon rut. He was not expecting His rut to come so strong... It has to be because of your influence. He tries so hard to fight back but all he could think about is you.

He could barely control himself and his body around you as is now it seems like his rut is trying to get him to mate with you to claim, punish and worship you. It's like two sides of him are fighting with each other. To bully you till you scream and cry for him. Another part of him screams to to praise and take care of you.

He punishes and overwhelms you to the point you cry. All the while, he praises and worships those tears that fall down your cheeks. Kissing them away as he fucks you harder, muttering about how well you're taking him, and you look so divine like this, like you were made to be nothing else but a cock sleeve.

Lucifer has been getting the increasing desire to learn every little bit about you put you under a microscope and examine every little hair on your head. To memorize every little twitch in your body and squeal you make. To learn what reaction you make when he tilts the angle of his cock just a right inside you.

He may or may not have a secret binder filled with detailed facts about everything you do or about you in general. But he always goes back to during his rut either to fill out more or read to himself to.... Relieve stress. His rats would have been a lot worse if it weren't for this binder so you're welcome... I can't imagine what the other Kings will do to get their hands on this.

Belphegor

It's cold and you're so warm... Would you be a doll and be his little cock warmer? His toys are nothing like the real thing. Sadly he can't sleep and masturbate at the same time and his wet dreams just make him wake up wanting more so why don't you stay here for a while and be there so he could use you as he pleases.

In meetings? He's snug right inside you! You're trying to sleep? Well he just woke up any needs to start thrusting right now, He's laying down and reading? Now don't be shy start grinding...

The farther in his right cycle the more active he becomes no longer are you just warming his cock now he's starting to grind into you. Feeling your walls milk him murmuring how you're his favorite toy.

Belphegor in rut is very needy. You can't leave for a second without him trying to follow you in some way. He can't bear to part with that warm tight hold of yours. Every time you try to move away from him he whines and cries out in displeasure.

I wouldn't try pushing your luck if I were you. If you tease him anymore he'll just flip you over and go crazy. Fucking you back into submission showing you who's a really in charge of you. If you keep misbehaving he's going to have Beleth join in and trust me you don't want that. He's not as nice as Belphegor is.

Asmodeus

Losing all control, He is no longer a demon at this point now a feral beast wanting one thing. A Mate. Not just anyone though... No not just anyone will do, He wants you... He wants you in the most primal way, drill you into the soil the both of you howling and pleasure. And of course since it is the season to feel lust his power is significantly stronger to the point where if he were to escape all of hell would Make people have orgies in his path. For the safety of you and frankly everyone else

So, at the start of the demon rut season, They chain Asmodeus up and lock him deep underneath the Abaddon red prison. If you still want to visit him that's your death wish but the guards think perhaps maybe you can calm him down since his rut only had gotten worse since he came back to hell.

Asmodeus is now completely naked His form in the middle of his human form and beast form as he struggles to maintain control. His smile widens as you see. His nostrils flare at your scent as he books his hips, his cock with a swollen knot at the base.

However, if you didn't visit him... He would break out and find you... Hunt you down like a hungry animal. There is no high; there is no How are you? There's just chasing and breeding. He looks at you with wide, unblinking eyes, stalking closer, ready to pounce. A beast with a sadistic thrill of the chase so much so that he'd rather toy with his prey before taking you completely. He'd rather slowly make you known of his presence that he draws near and you better find an escape plan before he gets you.

You better pray that you are not out in hell alone at night. Any other time, he would love having the kings underneath him, but now His instinct screams that they will take you from him. He will fight them with his bare hands and prove to you that he's the better male and hopes you'll choose him, give your body to him, and let him mark you as his mate.

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Not A Descendant (Cont.)

*In the kings' groupchat*

Satan: Oi, Levi! Isn't it time for you to send MC back?

Leviathan: *sent a photo*

Leviathan: The human's first angel kill.

Beelzebub: Keke! What's up with that?

*In the photo, MC looks like they had their graduation picture taken while holding the severed head of an angel.*

Leviathan: I'm just showing you the amount of potential they have if they were to stay permanently in Hades.

Satan: No. Sitri's been nagging at me to get them back.

Beelzebub: And so is Bael. Keke!

Leviathan: If you can convince Foras, that is. He's already in a one-sided relationship with them.

Beelzebub: ??????

Satan: ??????

Satan: Why would he hurt himself like that?

Beelzebub: Are devils of Hades masochistic??

Leviathan: Do you want me to kill you?

Sitri: Let go of my child.

Foras: MC is capable of making their own decisions.

MC: *the two devils are pulling on each side of their arms*

MC: You are going to rip my arms off.

Sitri: Did you hear that, Sir Foras? You're hurting them!

Foras: If you would just let go—

Mammon: What is this? A child's play?

Foras and Sitri: Y-Your Majesty Mammon?

Mammon: *his eyebrow raised* This human is fragile. Don't you think you should handle them with more care?

Foras and Sitri: ...

Foras and Sitri: *both let go of their arms*

MC: ...

Mammon: How do you feel?

MC: My arms feel numb.

Foras: I'm sorry...

Sitri: Please forgive me, MC...

MC: *looking at Mammon* What are you doing here?

Mammon: *smiles* I'm here to personally invite you to Tartaros.

MC: *makes an unethusiastic expression*

MC: Traveling again?

Mammon: It will be a short trip. Let's go.

MC: Wait. *summons their box*

Mammon: What is that?

MC: A box.

Mammon: ...

Foras: It is their personal coffin.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: *sympathetically* Is Leviathan treating you poorly?

MC: No. I'm just lazy.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: *laughs*

Valefor: Oh! Is that the human?

Mammon: Yes. MC, introduce yourself. *pulls them out of the box like a kitten*

MC: ...

MC: *bored tone* MC.

Bimet: This one has no manners.

MC: I'm in energy-saving mode.

Bimet: What nonsense is that?

MC: ...

MC: *wiggles free from Mammon's grip and slides back down into their box*

Mammon: ...

MC: Cover, please.

Mammon: Here you go. *puts the cover of the box*

Eligos: ...

Eligos: They seem more tired than the last time we met.

Valefor: *chuckles* They're adorable.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: Their box looks cheap.

Bimet: Well, it fits a stray kitten like them.

[trashy-corvian]

Asmodeus here putting Lust in Bloodlust~

More Hades AU

Mephistopheles \ Simeon \ Luke \ Leviathan \ Mammon \ Satan \ Beelzebub \ Belphegor

gameplay headcanons under the cut

Poison all the way, baby! Drug—I mean, charming enemies left and right. And if you put enough poison in them, they will explode in a beautiful, gory mess!

Asmodeus's Call: Turn the battlefield poisonous, dealing high overtime damage with a chance to charm enemies.

Legendary Boon "Parasocial Allure"—Charmed enemies deal more damage and stay charmed longer.

Upon Greater Call

"How precious."

"Oh, I'm good."

laughs

"Naughty, naughty... "

"My turn, hon."

"You need a good lashing!"

Unique Greater Call

(Lucifer)

"Some family we are..."

"Even now you look good!"

"I want those raven wings crimson from your blood~"

"Oh, when I'll crawl inside you..."

(Barbatos)

"I had dreams just like this."

"A perfect threesome~"

"Your skin on my chairs, dear!"

"Sloppy seconds is all you'll ever get!"

(Diavolo)

"I'll give you royal treatment, hon~"

"One step too far!"

-moaning-

"Oh YES."

"Take a hint already!"

[jackolantern707]

When you're the type who easily sweating

Warning: ...whb devils behaviours? (。_。), mention of sex

No beta, read for fun.

Satan

Finds it irresistibly primal. The scent of your sweat activates something deep in his boiled blood.

Growl low in his throat when you’re drenched with sweat. It's the scent of a delicious human.

Torn your shirt off just to lick the sweat running down your spine and arms.

Love biting you till you dripping blood, grabbing your arms as you're slick with both blood and sweat, trying to push him off, just to pin you down and fuck you until you're dripping more sweat and cum.

Trap you in his hands afterward, tongue lazily lapping up the sweat still clinging to your chest and stomach, muttering about how good you smell when you're "raw and messy".

In public: 

When you start sweating in front of others, whether from heat, nerves, or fear, his entire posture shifts. Anyone watching you? Prepare to lose some balls (eyeballs :v).

Clench his fists, teeth grinding, nostrils flaring, glaring down anyone who notices the damp sheen on your skin or the way your clothes stick.

If someone dare to comment or get close just to sniff you, they’ll be kicked across several buildings.

After that, Satan just drag you off and claim you, to prove you’re hií.

If you are scared of speaking in public, depending on the mood, he either gets protective or decides to make you even more nervous on purpose.

Mammon

Has a huge collection of perfumes, but your sweat is something that he love the most

Dress you in gold and silk, then watch as your sweat ruins it all: the fabric clinging to your body, jewels slipping off your flushed skin.

"My master is so beautiful… Ruined, shining in sweat and wearing like mine."

Licks beads of sweat off your hips like it’s a delicacy worth more than anything in his vaults.

Ask to make a design perfume with your natural scent, but keep for himself a whole batch of both of your mixture where he indulges in you so badly your body can’t keep up.

In public:

Carry you in his arms so he can smell you the clearlest

Don’t mind if his subordinates pretend to have conversation with him just to take a better sniff at your scent

Absolutely lose his mind if you decide to bury more of your body into his mid-conversation with others. It clearly shows that he is yours, and yours only.

Purposely dresses you in thin silks that show everything when it gets damp.

Leviathan

The scent of your sweat drives him insane

Definitely steal and sniff your used clothing. Keep it in a sealed chest and hide it in his coffin

“No one else gets to smell this. No one. And if you dare to…”

Treat your sweat like it’s a proof that you’ve been with him (like animals mark territory with it). Wipes your sweat on his neck or rubs it into his own skin like some kind of perfume

When you're sweaty from fear, exertion, or panic like a small, breedable prey, he gets hard instantly

After sex, he will continue to grind against your sweaty exhausted body, hissing between clenched teeth about how “you’re so slick and warm… mine mine mine.”

In public:

The moment he sees you sweating around others, especially in clothes that stick to your body the moment you sweat, he gets visibly upset. “Why are you sweating for them???”

Anyone who dares sniff the air gets hang, so all Hades devils almost die from holding breath

Wrap his shirt around you, not out of kindness, but to mingle your scent with his and to make his shirt smell like you.

Trap you in his coffin while press his face to your neck like a beast in heat. “How dare you… not smell like me… You have to… have to make you smell like me…”

Beelzebub

Sweaty human? Best. Thing. Ever.

You are absolutely flavorful. Delicious little human.

Lick you constantly. From your armpits to your inner thighs, to the part between your legs now wet but not with sweat. No shame.

He muching you like a stress toy. Nom nom nom. And bite too.

Trap you under him after hours of fucking just to keep you hot and soaked, murmuring, “Don’t move... You smell so gooddd”

His clones love different zones. One's licking your chest sweat, one’s tonguing your abdomen, one’s burying into your thighs. You are an endless buffet for him. Him only.

Gets mad if anyone else comments on your scent. “Back off. That’s mine.”

In public:

Public sweat = public feast. Will literally press his tongue to your neck in front of others and groan like he’s eating a five-star dish.

His people are used to it. And they stare and hope their king would be kind and share.

Nope. Never happened. Not even God could separate his mouth and you.

If others smell you and react? He glares while fucking lick your armpit. Rule number one: No one interrupts him while he’s eating, especially when the dish is you.

He already glue to you whenever you both meet, but now he know you sweat when you nervous? He’ll lap at your skin, telling you gently, “Don’t be scared. Let me eat you… I mean… help you :) ”  

Lucifer

Urgh please unhygienic things? “You should take better care of your presentation”, while he uses a towel to wipe your bare body, head to toes (Gamigin beg for the towel)

His angel instincts rebel against the "mess," but his demon side adores it

Try to keep himself calm, but when he drags his tongue up your face… God now he addicted to you more.

Keep track of what gets you sweating: stress, sex, fear, workouts. Add it to his “medical record”. Might recreate the conditions just to see you glisten again

Stare at the sweat bead on your temple during sex like it’s the most divine thing he’s ever seen

He memorizes every tremble

If you’re flushed and panting, clothes sticking to your body, he’ll lean close and whisper: “You smell desperate. You should always smell like this.”

In public:

Look calm outside. Inside? Seething.

If anyone dares look at you too long, he steps in front of you, hand on your lower back, too tight to be comforting. If that one got good instinct, they should be running by moments ago.

Wipe sweat from your face with fingers and suck it

Whisper in your ear “You’re glistening inside my hospital. Don’t make me drag you out of here and fuck you till you drench.”

Belphegor

Nuzzles into your armpit like you just a human pillow, then hums when he smells you sweat. “...Mmm, smell good... Don’t shower yet.”

Fall asleep while sniffing you

Loves you sweaty post-sex or during cockwarming. It means your body work hard for him, doesn't it?

Turn off the air conditioner just to see you sweat, then annoy because he can’t sleep either. Now he’s awake so let's do something.

Trap you in a bear hug so you sweat more during high temperature days. “So cute when you're trying to stay composed.”

When you’re soaked, he grinds slowly and lazily into you, muttering about how you smell like a nice submissive maid.

In public: 

Does he even go outside? Honestly doesn’t care. Will nuzzle your sweaty body right in public and purr like a lazy cat

If you ever join Niflheim on a mission that manages to drag Belphegor out of his den, he would just lie on your lap with his head bury into your thigh like it’s a scent cave.

If people stare, he grumbles, “They’re just jealous you’re this tasty.”

If you’re anxious, sweating, and trembling, this is the perfect moment for him to use his power as a devil of sloth to soothe you.

“Shh… you’re shaking so nice. Just relax. Let me feel that heat.”

What a lullaby for him.

Asmodeus

Sweat is sexy. Period. Your natural scent is his favorite aphrodisiac.

"A human glistening with effort, trembling, flushed... darling, you’re better than any orgy I’ve thrown."

Has made you run errand in Abbadon just to watch you sweat

Will lick trails off your body like wine, navel to collarbone, armpit to knee. A full-body tasting.

Bottled your sweat in a vial for his personal collection. Don’t ask what he does with it.

Gets visibly aroused when your sweat mixes with his own and cum. “This… this is art, love.”

In public:

Doesn’t care about decency. Literally bury his head in between your legs and inhale with a moan in front of a crowd.

Tells the crowd: “Don’t worry, darlings. They glisten for me.”

Love to finger you under the table while licking sweat off your chest.

“Are you scared? Turned on? Both? Tell me please my love!”

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P/s: First time trying headcanons, kinda fun :3 Easier to write than a story huh

[sl3epyaf]

Going shopping with the kings

So you decided to do some shopping in the human realm

Would the kings be helpful?

(I accidentally posted this when it wasn't done cuz my phone sucks lmfao-)

Okay ngl I feel like he'd slip into fatherly persona here-

Like he'd help you get the stuff you need- and he'd probably hold your bags aswell because he knows how heavy some bags can get thanks to shopping with his wife before.

Of course he'd also flirt with the employees to get you a discount cuz he knows stuff is expensive-

No.

Bro would not be helpful at all.

He'd 100% wander away from you and your cart because he cannot stay still and a few minutes later the shop/mall intercom says "MC, please come get uhh.. your child?"

Atleast you can enjoy the confusion on the employees faces when they realize you (probably) look younger than Beelzebub..

It didn't take you long to figure out that mf introduced himself as your child like the menace he is.

Beel might carry your bags but make sure he's with you at all times- he's likely to wander off with your bags in hand and then misplace them somewhere..

Levi would be sorta helpful?

He'd walk along with you glaring daggers at anyone who dares to look at you so atleast you won't have any unwanted advances towards you?

Leviathan is 100% going to judge what you buy, saying Hades would've provided with better stuff.

If you think he's going to carry your bags then you're more than a bit delulu. He's too good for that

Maybe if you promise to choke him later he might carry one or two.

The best person you can bring with you.

You want it? You got it.

Saw a plushie or game you like? It's yours.

Mammon will 100% carry your bags for you- and he'd carry you on his other arm if you let him.

He will insist that you only buy the best.

People will 100% stare at you at the checkout either because of your total or because of how much expensive stuff you got.. or both..

With Mammon around I can guarantee you won't get hit on- nobody wants to try with this giant man around..

10/10

The second best person you can bring with you.

He's not clueless about what to buy compared to the other kings.

Lucifer might comment on it if you buy tons of snacks but he knows it's your money your choice.

If you're buying medicine Lucifer will shake his head at you, Paradise Lost has better medicine and for you it's free so why bother spending your money on shitty painkillers

If it's prescribed Lucifer won't comment on it. Not sure Paradise Lost has medicine for anxiety/depression (this is just an example)

Honestly he'd put the other kings on a leash just to make sure they behave and won't embarrass you (They'll find a way anyway..)

The most useless mf ever.

It's a miracle you even got him with you while shopping.

You can either have him sleep in the shopping cart, on the floor or having someone carry him-

Honestly it's just better if you left him at hell-

Considering how short he is an employee might mistake him for a kid so you'll probably have to drag him out quickly..

Satan will not be able to get stuff from the high shelf so don't ask him..

If you're buying something that needs durability checking definitely don't ask him- he'll smash it into pieces and you'll have to pay for it- and you'll probably get a lifelong ban from said store..

I'd say it depends on what you're buying- you can bring him along with you but don't try to test anything with him..

[sulumuns-dootah]

Can we have a mc that struggles with Self harm? Like they had been clean for a while [hence why the kings didn't know before] but the stress of dealing with the angels and just of the life their living right now made them spiral and the kings walk in on them cutting themselves.

WHB kings w/ s/o who self-harms

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

Content warning: Self Harm, dead dove do not eat

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Satan walks in and at first doesn't think about it that much

For him it's something casual since Sitri does that for him anytime he asks

And even some of his subjects harm themselves for pleasure

But then he sees your tear-stained face

His whole world freezes

You're clearly not enjoying yourself so why are you doing it?

"Y/N?"

The moment you jolt up and try to hide your bloody limb tells him all he needs to know

"...hey, talk to me. What's going on?"

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"Master, did you get hurt?"

At first he geniunely thinks you only cut yourself on something sharp by acident

Only once he makes a few fast strides towards you and sees how perfectly straight and even spaced the wounds are a spark of realisation lights up in his eyes

Mammon would never in his life imagine that someone would be able to do something like that to themselves

Mostly because the demons in his country have thicker skin that is hard to puncture

"M-master, what did you do to yourself?"

He really doesn't know what to do in such situation

This might be the first time he's felt this powerless

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Just like when I wrote reader with ED, I think Levi would pretend to not notice

"Is that blood? Clean yourself up before you get something dirty."

He just walks away like nothing

But then...

You can't seem to be able to find any sharp objects in the whole castle and maybe even the whole Hades

Need scissors to cut something? All you can find are barely-sharp ones for kids

Even all the swords that were displayed on the walls of the castle are either being fully attached to it or have been sent away for some form of upkeep

An then, of course, is this weird feeling like someone's always watching you no matter where you go

       ༺☆༻

As sporadic as Beel is, he is observant

Especially when it comes to your body because he's been thinking about giving you a tattoo for a while and so he's looking for the perfect place

And he surely didn't miss those faint scars on your skin

So when you're about to do it, before the sharp edge even touches your skin, Beel stops your arm

It's rare for him to scowl, but he's really angry

Not at you

He could never

But at whoever who allowed to get your hands on something sharp

Whoever allowed you to get into such bad habit in general

Everyone who noticed and didn't to anything about it, including himself

       ༺☆༻

You thought you were safely alone with Belphie in his bed, snoring away, and the rest of the nobles away for their own reasons

Well, you thought wrong

As you take a deep breath, readying yourself for the sharp pain, a voice from the door, that you're turned with your back to, startles you so much you almost drop the blade

"Don' do it... 'n if ya make me walk over there, I'll make sure to make you regret even thinkin' 'bout it."

When Beleth gets back, he's tasked with talking things through with you with Belphie sometimes participating if he's awake

       ༺☆༻

Asmo knows about self-harm and is aware of how to notice as well as prevent any further one

But Abaddon is Abaddon and even if he strictly forbids any sharper objects in your surroundings, you find a way to get one into your hands

When Asmo finds you with freshly-bandaged limb, he already knows

Safe to say that the demon who enabled you will be taken care of and never heard of again

And you?

You get a stern talking to about managing stress as well as other possible outlets as an alternative for your current coping mechanism

       ༺☆༻

Lucifer also noticed your scars and kept a close eye on you

Since your first visit to Paradise Lost, you weren't allowed to stay near any sharp object

For sanitary reasons

And if Lucifer says something, that will happen

So there's no real way you'd be able to find anything sharp enough or private enough place to do it

If somehow, by sheer accident, someone leaves a medical supply room unlocked and you manage to sneak in, a heavy presence takes over the space

"Y/N. I hope you are aware of what you are about to do and how much it will pain me as well as all the other medial staff in here, to have you torture yourself like this. There are different ways to resolve such situations and we'd be happy to help you find one that suits you much better than this."

[impactrueno]

🪲Beetlejuice as Mephistopheles😈

so you guys might've seen that my masquerade comic has BJ wearing this funny little get up after people were expecting me to draw him wearing the Phantom's Red Death costume.

just who is Mephistopheles?

our devilishly charismatic fiend friend Mephisto is the reason we use the term "Faustian bargain" to refer to a deal with the devil. in the legend, Faust was an alchemist who ended up selling his soul to Mephistopheles in order to gain knowledge, power and pleasure. he is, quite literally, a trickster demon full of wit and a taste for irony looking to get something out of you. sound familiar?

of course, deals with the devil didn't originate with Faust, and neither did the trope of the devil being a charming and witty character. Faust just popularized it and greatly influenced later characters following this trope. Hades from Hercules is a pretty solid example, since he takes after Satan more than he does the actual Hades from greek mythology (which is on purpose, since the movie plays with christian elements for comedic effect, like the muses singing gospel and Hercules being like a combination of Jesus Christ Superstar and Superman.)

every now and then i see people complain that Lydia referring to Beetlejuice as a "trickster demon" in BJBJ messes with the lore, because "he's supposed to be a ghost," but he has always been more demon than ghost if you ask me. "trickster demon" is a perfect descriptor for him: he has a specific summoning ritual, powers beyond what normal ghosts can do, and is always always trying to tempt people into chaos and tricking them into making a deal. i'll give you knowledge, but your soul is mine. i'll save your loved ones, but you'll have to marry me.

despite this Beetlejuice and Mephistopheles are both funny characters, hardly menacing. doing fun little magic tricks and mocking wordplay, even though they can (and will) ruin your life. yet at the same time, they're not quite as evil as they might appear at first. it's always funny noting how Beetlejuice in the movies technically stuck to his word the entire time. surprisingly high level of integrity for someone like him, but that's part of why he's so great imo.

the scene in the original movie where Beetlejuice shows up as a circus attraction to get rid of the yuppies that came to Winter River to gentrify the town into a tourist trap is just the kind of thing Mephistopheles would do. same with how he gets rid of Rory in BJBJ, playing the role of the therapist to someone who used psychobabble to manipulate Lydia. ironic twists mocking human sins, that's what Beetlejuice is all about when he's punishing somebody, and it can all be traced back to Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles is a proto-Beetlejuice, basically. or Beetlejuice is a modern Mephistopheles, however you want to look at it.

ok but why am i talking about this? well first of all, adhd. also this is one of my favorite character archetypes. i've always wanted to put my oc Rocky in a story where he's a Mephisto-type of figure. i used to think that the closest i got to that was when i crossovered him with Beetlejuice (you had to be there) but writing this post i...just remembered something. (feel free to skip the next paragraph, it has nothing to do with Beetlejuice lol)

i have this unfinished short story i started to write a while back, in mid 2018. i was miserable, going through a really bad depressive episode, and i was looking for something that could inspire me to create again and get back on my feet. just to practice and for shits and giggles i started writing a simple freeform story where a character named [redacted], who was a stand-in for myself, is suffering from writers block despite not being a writer, and basically wants to be good at writing. while muttering something about how he'd even "make a deal with the devil to become a good writer," he accidentally ends up summoning "the devil" (it's just Rocky) who's all silly and charismatic and offering him a deal. what i wrote ends there, i never finished it. but very soon after that, i rediscovered The Simpsons and started writing Those Springfield Kids. fast forward to a few years later, my SpringKids versions of the characters end up becoming part of an official couch gag animated by The Simpsons team. so. i guess...the deal worked? spooky lol (my Faustian downsides are 1. i can never finish anything i start and 2. i'm stuck here in Venezuela.)

anyway! i originally wrote this as a thread on twitter so i could introduce people to Mephistopheles since i was going to make a reference in the masquerade comic with BJ's costume. i just added a little bit more stuff (and the personal anecdote above) in this post. i would've posted this much earlier but on the day i was going to do it, my blog got nuked. now that i got it back, i can post this!

bonus: the shin megami tensei version of mephistopheles, plus david who is a reference to camille saint-saëns Danse Macabre, which i've ALSO referenced in my beetlejuice stuff a couple of times

ty for reading

next time i yap like this it'll be about the gravediggers from hamlet and how they're another core beetlejuice archetype. ESPECIALLY musical beetlejuice.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC

Satan

He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people

But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations

"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"

Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back

Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.

"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"

Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.

"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."

"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"

Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.

"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"

"I know, riiiiiight?"

Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC

It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.

Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC

Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that

Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.

Mammon

Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles

At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about

"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."

Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking

"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"

"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."

Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander

Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.

At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a lurker through the forums

It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you

Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information

He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"

Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments

He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you

The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning

He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else

King of all doxxers

No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him

"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"

"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."

Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes

When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention

"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"

"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."

Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices

Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.

He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.

He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life

Lucifer

Gamigin won't shut up about it.

If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny

Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship

So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.

This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard

Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd

Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?

He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.

It really depends on your reaction to everything as well

If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online

If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you

[jazeswhbhaven]

Wrath Fueled By Victory | Satan Victory Card React | Spoilers

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMIN' I'm very sorry for the wait ya'll I was suppose to post this literally like before January was over and it's now nearly mid-February 💀

Ya'll know the drill, since this is a NP card, heavily summarized, a few screenshots, the usual.

Though I will tell you...this card was a MAJOR turn around from his Torture card in terms of pacing, writing, his personality shining through and through. And that date story???

Satan wants me to marry him I guess.

Butttt let's get this show on the road~

Summary

So it seems Satan is upset today because the Explosive Sphere event (wth lmaooo) has had so many victories by Gehenna that they are removing it. Like, no one else gets a chance to win because it's biased toward long-range snipers. (okay yah I guess I get that)

And surprise, surprise we get a cameo from the big granddaddy himself, Solomon! It appears that this card starts with a blast from the past, and Solomon's influence is seen in real time. Like he literally just whispers to Satan and he calms down just like that. Levi is even like >:( sit next to me and being semi-clingy and I'm just here like??? Damn that personality didn't transfer over to MC at all sorry 😭

The narration even pointed out that it wasn't that Solomon used overt logic or strength, he was simply just present, had a nice voice, and was just himself. Literally he's just that guy.

It's official, the Calvary Battles replaced the Exploding Sphere event, we're now in the future and things are underway and Satan is hyping up his men to win. Violence is allowed, so it sounds like the devils from each country are just gonna beat each other's asses until someone passes out essentially.

And the story reflects back to Luci's victory card, which honestly that shit was wild as it is. But it's nice to know that these themed cards are connected and therefore...canon lol (at least for whatever's happening, I imagine this is MC's everyday life and how it would be realistically during their time in Hell aside from the things happening in the main story)

It begins, each country planning out their battle strategies! As we see what Gehenna is up to, basically using 6 devils together in an "iron maiden" like formation with bombs attached to themselves (wild...) we have Hades (who sent Foras to spy on the Gehenna devils...) and they are using the 9 Apostles that will come out from 9 coffins, Levi will be wearing rings (sounds similar to the infinity gauntlet lmao who is he thanos?) to show his bond with them so they can work with Hades.

And not only that ya'll, a fly was spying on Hades...and we go over to Abyssos and they plan on hiring Abaddon devils from the Red Light District as mercenaries! (Nabe's idea btw, Stolas apparently just wanted to shoot everyone too the little angry birb) And then, while folks in Abyssos were placing their votes for a bet...there's this one devil that's confident that Abyssos will lose? Turns out....he's a spy for Tartaros 😭 (this is so wild ya'll)

I want to add that Tartaros had a transforming fortrace and they didn't even have plans for a stage 3 and Mammon was like "Ah pay the devil who suggested stage 3 and we'll get right to it" MAMMON PL SSSSSSSS what do you mean you didn't have more than two stages helpppppp.

And now, we're also looking into Paradise Lost, Gamigin wants to participate so badly to show that healer's aren't weak, even offering to turn into a complete dragon or to lend Lucifer his powers? (I bet he can do that tbh) and this entire display of the other nobles treating Gamigin softly about it, has Luci convinced to join in the battles (seems like he was going to not participate just out of choice, since I mean he won the horse races and got his prize already)

Then we get a visitor??? ZAGAN THE BABES <3 He shows up to Paradise Lost to ask the nobles to not participate this time around, only because he's worried that some devil's may actually die this time because MC is the prize. He doesn't want Satan most of all to get hurt, and it really shows us more of Zagan's personality. He went there of his own accord, is worried about his King and others, and is asking for standby help to prevent a possibly tragedy. Love him.

I'll be very brief about the battle, Satan won lmao. And it wasn't like the other's didn't try it's just...even with all the spying and cheating, Satan still came out on top and he did it so flawlessly too.

And the way he grabbed MC as his prize and whisked them away? I love it when it does that. So cocky, so....him. Phewww

So I'mma just say rn, I needed one of Beleth's cigarette's after reading the smut with Satan. Like ya'll we got backshots, for whatever reason MC was describing being fucked like a bitch in heat, but whatever I might as well be cause I'm a sucker for backshots and that's something Satan should like too because it gives him good range to smack that ass.

Also, so commanding, being mad about MC being so cute, saying that he's in charge so there's no reason MC should be ordering him around. MC gave him head, he was throatfucking, and because he had consumed devil's blood beforehand it seems that made him harder, bigger (more swollen), and just more unhinged and hornier than usual.

Bonus: they came at the same time, after ya know he made them cum like 9 times before that

And one thing Satan is always gonna do? Put MC to sleep. Which happened, he was being cute at the end, and MC just passes out. All of this in an alleyway mind you...Satan freaky asf fucking outside with the possibility of getting caught.

Screenshots!!

Okay Levi didn't let me down, he always got something to say...but this time??? All he's doing is affirming my ship delusions again

And damn Grandpa Solo....okay

He really said "make sure you get that ready for me" meaning....your hole MC...he's got a lot of time to make up since the horse racing event

AYO??????

Masked men are my kink so, Amy and I bout to fuck na s t y yyyyyyyy (though this seems dangerous and he can't see out of the damn thing lmao)

lemme suck them titties

Mammon out here got a damn transformer and bringing it to the fight I'm done lmaooooooo

Oh??? But they say he can't turn back into his devil self if he transforms....but me being me....

i'm down for full dragon Gamigin let's go

this sums up how I felt about this particular thing

Someone get this man some oranges to help him calm down lmaooo

Aight PB stop fueling me with arsenal...good arsenal at that because word on the street is....i might have written a little something something during my away time....

He is so boyfriend, I'm crying like??? This face???

"It's starting to hurt..." and he was referring to his dick....my gawd let me grind on it and make it hurt morrrrreeeeeeeeeeee

IDK IM FEELING SO MUCH EMOTION RN

*also to note this position he's sitting in for this card was my favorite and he kept his shoes on idk I was feeling things*

Date Story and Chat Summary!

I think it's funny that Satan pretty much just says outloud that he had good sex with MC and everyone is like :O and MC is like 🙃🙃🙃💀😭 and I'm over here like??? Okay, now I do understand not wanting your business out there, but???? Lol

Paimon thing: He likes shy ppl and certified hoes who open their legs too, so basically ya'll you're his type no matter what I guess💀

So the date ends up being that he takes MC to his private motorcyle repair shop! He's being so domestic and soft here you almost forget he gets angry and prefers to fuck roughly lmao

But also, a big thing we learn is Satan's love language of physical touch. He doesn't say things with words, it's all actions, so you could even say that Acts of Service, is also another love language for him! He really is very affectionate, and I love that so much about him.

But the main point being that he treated this date like how any regular degular human boyfriend would, and I think...that's really what sets him apart from the other devils! He has that sense of "normal humanity" to him when he feels like it and it brings you back to a sense of comfort. Now, I have yet to observe this behavior from the other devils, as I feel it's touch and go from what we get per story, BUT yes...

Btw it seems that Satan really likes bringing up how good the sex is, because he was doing that in the chats and even had a point in time where he was like "yeah it's big again, I'm going to you now." Like my guy literally was like

my dick hard so, i'mma bout to come fuck you <3

While also texting on his bike at that...like? lmao

Fun fact: During the hell events, the seraphim and the angels used to come down to try and take advantage of that but they pretty much got beaten up and when Luci started participating they pretty much stopped showing up altogether

Also, it seems Levi really was upset about losing twice 💀 but strangely enough, Satan doesn't think he's the petty type (I beg to differ, maybe not petty towards you Satan). And he thinks he's a real man even though others call him feminine. This is interesting to bring up though because I'm like...huh yeah Levi's a pretty boy, that's his thing, though I don't think it's a hinderance to anything. that attitude sure fucking is though.

And there we have it folks!!! That's pretty much everything in the card I can sum up for. It's quite obvious my score on this card is....

10/10 let's go

I really did enjoy this card way more than Satan's Torture one. Again, it's mostly because it had the same writing format at Levi's Torture card. A bunch of build up, some lore thrown in, some comedy, and then it leads up to the smut and it's pretty much it from there. Not solely focused on the smut only, it was pretty long, and we get to see the nobles and kings interact once again. Now, sadly since this was a true NP card, that means if you didn't get him this time around, you'll have to wait for them to bring it back in the future. Which I would recommend getting this card if you're a Satan fan! The date story was super cute too.

Now...it's on to Mammon's Victory card which from a quick glance, it was much shorter? Man they never do that devil justice when it comes to creating card content from him majority of the time, BUT I'll see ya there <3

[islassour]

sweet tooth!

percy jackson x daughter of hades reader

yes, you might have been the daughter of the god of death and the underworld, you might have been the spawn of satan (literally). yet you were sickeningly sweet! your taste in food, your voice, your entire being was like a box of chocolates.

so as you usually were, sat in percy's cabin with an entire pack of sour strawberry laces and in his arms, he just had to take a couple strings.

"do you mind?" you glared, knowing you didnt mean it. you were just super hungry as usual.

"sorry sugar, you can't just eat all of them though while your around me." he grinned playfully, planting a kind kiss to your temple.

"but these are my favourites, you should know this!" you whined, clutching onto the packet as it spilt the remaining grains of sugar onto his bed.

"you have like.. i don't know? four? five packs a day?" he chuckled, turning you over to face him. your face had a small smile tugging at the corners of your lips.

"yeah but.. thats not enough for my system." you sighed as you put your lips into a thin white line, looking up at him with your almost entrancing eyes.

"well i don't need sugar do i?" he tilted his head, tucking your hair behind your ear. "i've always got you." he stated, giving your lips a peck.

"you are so corny." you rolled your eyes jokingly again, gifting him a kiss yourself as your right hand moved to his cheek, the sweet tone in your voice highly evident.

"oh come on, you love it!" he exclaimed after he pulled away, his hands resting softly on your waist whilst you fiddled with his hair.

"i guess i do." you sighed as your lip twitched slightly, gifting him yet another kiss to his forehead. "can you grab me that chocolate bar i left on the railing please?" you cracked a grin, making you look down as your cheeks burnt a warm pink.

"of course sugar." he simpered, sitting up from his bed to follow your very request.

until he returned, half of the chocolate bar missing from its wrapper underneath his terrible attempt of making the wrapper look like it hadn't been opened.

"percy jackson!" you exclaimed in annoyance.

"sorry!"

[r0-boat]

Satan NSFW Alphabet

Well shit You guys really wanted it...

Here you go.

Cw: rough sex, hitting, spanking, mentions of bruises and bleeding.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Am I surprising you, but Satan is actually pretty good with aftercare? Satan will press his lips and look at any injuries he gave you. He'll hold you close and snuggle into your neck. You hear a soft rumble from his body, which he adamantly denies. He becomes incredibly protective and clingy for a while. Any King or not tries to rip you away from his arms we'll have a one-way trip to Lucifer's office. If you try to leave to go to the bathroom or get some water, he will always have his arms around you to the point where he's following you around like a clingy cat.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

As much as he hates to admit it, He agrees with Mammon's obsession with your ass. Tight, pert, and soft; enough flesh to sink his teeth into and leave red with his handprints. He likes the way he jiggles when he slaps it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Yes. In you, on you, breeding you, in your mouth as long as He gets to empty his balls with his favorite stress toy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Every demon has at least one dirty secret. Satan is no exception. As much as he likes to take pride in being your protector. He can't ignore his sadistic desires. To really mark your skin red and purple. To see The fear and pain in your eyes as you try to squirm away from him.

How badly he wants to make you bleed and lick up your blood.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

The way his hands clench when he thinks about slapping you across the face when you're sucking him off.

Satan had had lovers before and after he met Solomon. But once he had you, he kind of ghosted all of them. They're pissed, but honestly,, he could care less. You're all that matters to him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style, cowgirl, face sitting, Anything that frees his hands to do more.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

No, Satan likes to lose himself during sex; if you break his concentration, he will get mad at you. If you have enough energy to school off with him while he's fucking you then he's not doing his job.

Satan shaves once every month or two and then lets everything grow out.

Personally, I feel like Satan should have more hair than he actually does (happy trail, facial hair, etc.), mainly because depressed people go through episodes where they just don't care about how groomed they are for days on end. He's not like Asmodeus, who purposely doesn't was; sometimes, he just can't bring himself to. If he isn't working, he's destroying his own stuff or killing angels for fun.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He only started to care about grooming when you started living in Gehenna. Depressed Satan starting to grow a beard and mustache because you spent two weeks too long in Hades. Only to shave it all off and be happy as a puppy when He hears you're coming back.

Satan has no idea what intimacy even is. He practically froze up when you cuddled up against his body. Even if you tell him what to do what you probably have to He will be extremely hesitant out of fear of screwing up somehow.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off; I know it's surprising, but hear me out. He rather just have a body to fuck; He breaks all of his sex toys in minutes when he's using them and his hand just makes him even more pent up and pissed off.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Other than spanking, Satan has a massive sadism/masochism. Kink, You better hurt him like he hurts you. He doesn't want to have it any other way.

A huge brat tamer, if you try to tease him, he'll take that as an invitation, and trust me, you don't want to know what he's about to do to you.

Fucking loves Free Use

One time when you told him how big his cock was, he instantly came; he came so fast and so hard it bruised his ego, and he was staring at the ceiling thinking about what just happened.

New Kink unlocked🔓 Praise Kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere he damn pleases; He's the fucking king. In fact, he'd rather it be in public so he can give a message to other devils to fuck off.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anger, His anger feels him up so full that it goes straight to his dick.

Teasing, he'll take it as a challenge. Satan always takes the bait, hook, line, and sinker. He can't help himself. You send one obscure image of yourself; he doesn't care where he is, in the middle of a war or in a meeting. He will be there in 10 minutes, approaching your location rapidly.

Satan 🤝 Levi jealous sex

Unlike Levi, Who stews in jealousy before acting; Satan just immediately explodes.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Get that softy fluffy sex shit out of here.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Sit on his face... Don't put 10% of your weight down; sit on it. SIT ON IT! MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T BREATHE!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough till you can still feel him for days.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Anywhere; everywhere; anytime, if he sees that ass and he's horny it's free real estate.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Oh yeah, of course, he'll experiment. It's not that he takes risks; it's that he doesn't care for them.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

As long as he damn pleases. Even if he is sore,, he'll keep going.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No fuck those pieces of plastic bullshits; if he catches you using one, he'll use it till it breaks and then say. "I'm not replacing shit. You should be using me; I'm your dildo!!"

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Satan doesn't tease, and Satan does not like teasing. Teasing him is considered a challenge. Satan rather just fuck you till you stop pissing him off. If you really want to tease him you have to tie him down and pray the bindings don't break.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He growls like a feral animal; if Asmodeus fucks you like an animal in heat, then Satan fucks you like an animal with rabies; Yes, he does bite.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

As possessive as Satan is he actually doesn't mind sharing you with only a few people.

The kings if he's in a good mood;

Sitri; but he can't touch you; he must sit and watch.

Amy; Sitri must also be there for free entertainment; Satan will happily stir the pot and let Amy touch or fuck you just to watch the Sitri seething in jealousy and anger.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Satan is a shower, not a grower; As pale as mayonnaise, when his cock is hard, his tip flares so red. It's kind of fun to watch.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His yearning for sex grows with the wrath inside him. You guys can do the math.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very rarely he will ever feel exhausted enough to fall asleep but usually you guys are doing it all the way till morning.

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Not A Descendant (Cont.)

Valefor, Bimet, and Eligos: ...

MC: *is currently undergoing a full-body examination*

Bimet: ...

Bimet: What are the results? Did you find anything?

AI Nurse: No abnormalities detected. However, it seems they have an unusual craving for brownies. Surprisingly, their physique is flawless—remarkable for a human.

MC: Ah, so that's a 10 out of 10. Now where's my reward?

AI Nurse: *hands them a plate of freshly baked brownies* Here you go. Enjoy.

MC: Thanks.

Valefor: If there was nothing unusual about them, it could be that the security system in His Majesty Mammon's office was down at that time.

Eligos: Let's assume that was the case, but it still doesn't explain how they could open the doors so easily.

Bimet: Human, don't you find that strange as well?

MC: No.

Bimet: Hey! Take this seriously!

MC: No. That is stress, and I don't want it.

Bimet: Why you-

Satan: No, I'm not giving them to you.

Mammon: How much do you need?

Satan: I said I'm not giving them to you, the fuck?

Sitri: MC, come here. We're going home.

Bimet: His Majesty Mammon has officially decided to adopt them, making Tartaros their home.

Sitri: MC is not of His Majesty Mammon's lineage.

Bimet: You’re right; however, their strength is comparable to His Majesty Mammon’s, making them the ideal child of the King of Tartaros.

Sitri: What are you talking about?

Mammon: They pushed open those doors like it was nothing. *pointing at the said doors*

Satan and Sitri: ...

Satan: You did that?

MC: *shrugs*

Satan: ...

Satan: Hey, Mammon, why don't you get your eyes checked?

Mammon: What?

Leviathan and Beelzebub: *have decided to join in with the discussion of who will keep MC*

Beelzebub: That human has incredible luck. They will be an asset to Abyssos.

Leviathan: Ha, so you are planning to exploit them.

Beelzebub: Eh?

Satan: They first arrived here in Gehenna, so that makes them a Gehenna resident.

Mammon: Can you support their needs?

Satan: MC only likes brownies!

Leviathan, Beelzebub, and Mammon: ...

Leviathan: And you think that is enough?

Beelzebub: Kekeke!

Mammon: That's it. They will live with me starting today.

Leviathan: No, they have a room in Hades.

Beelzebub: They have a space in Bael's office.

Satan: No! Fuck off, all of you!

MC: ...

Sitri: *noticed something off* MC?

MC: Hm...

Sitri: *touches their cheek* Oh no, you have a fever.

MC: Something is poking out of my head...

Sitri: Huh? *checks; his eyes widened*

Sitri: This is...

MC: *a pair of horns is growing from their head*

Sitri: ...

Sitri: I will call His Majesty Satan.

[trashy-corvian]

Ngl, this may be my favorite Beelzebub drawing i made.

Guess who's not having a good time in this au? This guy

More Hades AU Simeon \ Luke \ Mephistopheles \ Mammon \ Leviathan \ Satan \ Asmodeus \ Belphegor

More gameplay headcanons under the cut

Beelzebub's boon are straightforward tank build. His main mechanic is "Devour" which consumes damage\status effects and can convert it to increase attack\health or bounce back to the enemies

Shield with an aspect of Gluttony would be cool Beelzebub's Call - Surround yourself with a swarm of flies that will make you invulnerable for a time

Legendary Boon "Family Protection" - Reduces all incoming damage by 30%

Upon Greater Call - "... Small fry" -"Not on my watch" -"Dinner time" -"I will protect them" -"Thank you for the meal, MC" -"You won't be missed" -"Weak"

Unique greater call (Lucifer) - "This one is for Belphie" - "You don't have to do this!" - "They're family too, Lucifer!" - "I won't step aside!"

(Barbatos) - "I miss your food... your flesh will have to do" - "Have to get through me first" - "I won't fail this time" - "Always wondered what you taste like"

(Diavolo) - "Can't you see that Lucifer is hurting?!" - "Stop messing with my family!" - "...No more" - "This ends now"

[flaresemily]

Husband's Gods reaction to their wives getting stalked and how they deal with them :

Someone requested this...but I can't find the message to put it together...so here part 1 only. I will do part 2 later.

Hades :

Lately he noticed that you have been paranoid about every single thing. Like EVERY SINGLE THING.

So, he decided to confront you about it.

“My dear? Can we talk?”

You flinch at his voice.

“Y-yes why?”

“You seem paranoid?” He walks closer to you and hugs you.

You started to cry. Startling him in the process. “Darling what's wrong?”

You proceed to tell him everything like, everything about your feeling of being stalked.

He was very quiet. “Very well then…shall we take a walk?”

You look at him weirdly. As he guides you to the sea (near Poseidon's place) he silently smirks.

You just look at the sea with a calm face. Then, he excuses himself.

A random ‘god’ is watching you from afar. Holding his phone trying to take pictures of you.

Then, he felt a very dark aura behind him. As he turned his head. There stood hades being accompanied by Beelzebub.

“L-lord hades” the god stutters. “Well well…look who's here~”

Beelzebub just stands there watching. “Beelzebub took this God away! Do whatever you want! I will make sure Hermes erases his existence!!”

“Of course” Beelzebub 'smiles’ happily. I mean…he will have another specimen.

Then, Hades returns to your side smiling. You just look at him weirdly. A few days later he showers you with gifts and kisses and you don't feel stalked anymore.

Poseidon :

You wake up with a cold sweat. Quickly look around for your husband. And sadly you found him nowhere there.

You slowly get up holding your whale plushie (yes plushie) walking around the castle.

“Darling! Darling?” You called out to your husband. There, you saw a figure watching you from behind a pillar. You got goosebumps from it and quickly turned around only to bump into Proteus.

“Eh? Proteus?” you look at him. “My lady? What are you doing here?” “Proteus! Where's hubby! Ah I mean Poseidon!” Proteus laughs at your nickname to his master.

“Lord Poseidon is in the throne room. He's discussing something with the other lords.”

Hearing that, you quickly run to the throne room and barge in. Everyone was startled except Poseidon and hades. Poseidon lookup. You quickly jump into his embrace.

Crying and trembling silently. Your brother in law's all looking at you.

“What's wrong?” Poseidon rubs your back.

“I feel like someone is watching me…”

“....Proteus!! Search for him!! Now!” He orders all his servants.

They all scattered around and search for the suspicious man (according to them)

And they managed to find him. They drag him to Poseidon while you are sleeping on his lap.

Poseidon just glared at the man and sliced his head off…. just like that.

Proteus came in and cleaned the body making it look like nothing happened.

And you don't feel stalked anymore. You reward him with a kiss and cuddles.

Beelzebub :

You are knitting something when the babies kick. (You are pregnant with twins)

You are currently 6 months into your pregnancy.

You are used to being watched since Beelzebub is quite possessive towards you,since you survive Satan's curse.

Beelzebub puts a lot of CCTV to monitor you every time he's not around.

But this time…it just doesn't feel right. It was as if you were being watched by someone else. You slowly get up and make your way to your husband's laboratory.

As you gently open the door with the key cards Beel gave you. You can see him monitoring his new specimen. (The one hades give him)

As you slowly take your first step. Someone covers your mouth and drags you away from behind.

Your screams were muffled by the cloth that were stuffed inside your mouth. Tears running down your face. The unknown man turns out to be a female.

Aphrodite

You see Aphrodite really admires you since you are beautiful and apparently took a liken to you (not romantically).

She was smirking In front of you while holding a cup of tea. Apparently she asked one of her servants to kidnap you.

Even before she can open her mouth. The doors were kicked open. Beelzebub was very furious. Hades was behind him.

Aphrodite who saw this rolled her eyes and sigh.

“Fine…take her then,can't even let me have a good damn peace with her!” She stood up and walked out of the room.

Beelzebub quickly rushed to his wife and hugged her, taking out the cloth inside his wife's mouth and kissing her.

You were still stunned at the kiss. He gently picks you up and takes you back to the house. Hugging you and rubbing your stomach. Afraid that you will be kidnapped once again.

The End~

Might make part 2…probably will make but not now….that for sure

[cringe6fail6star6]

Some devils(kings n nobles) turn into a plushie n MC finds out thing about themselves. Self indulgent as fuck bc I love this trope

MC: I knew i had something wrong with me. But ur just so cutteeeee ;(((

Mammon, sitting on their lap, weighing MC down so they cant stop petting him: I don't see how this can be wrong

MC: Mammon ur guts gonna spill out, I'm not doing thisss

Beelzebub, on their shoulder: Grinding it is!!!

MC, dying inside: I cant survive this

Satan, can't bite, can't scratch, his punches r soft: u won't

....

Strangling Leviathan is even easier, but it doesn't give the same effect.

Carrying Belphegor is also easier, too much, u forgot him in ur pocket at least 3 times n he didn't even say anything.

Asmo is... Charm still works. His plush guts doo spill out. But damn being a sexless plush does NOT stop him from being a whore. (ITS UR OPPORTUNITY TO BATHE HIM, PUT HIM IN THE DISHWASHER)

Lucifer is chilling. Maybe more than others actually. Gamigin took him in and just carrying him around and treating him well bc he was raised well :) He was forgotten I flower pot 15 different times.

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Gehhenna camp

Paimon, I think, can sew, so he makes new clothes for himself constantly n makes MC do photoshoots together. How he operates the machine in this form so well? Wouldn't u want to know. :)

Leraye n Zagan hate NOT being carried. They will full on whine if u don't hold them. Talisman r attached to u more easily n u still have no idea when he did that. Ripping cloth sounds the same as thunder if u do it fast enough, pls keep an eye on Leraye.

Astaroths snake carries him in its mouth and stares at u to fix him. He narrates his writings n makes u write for him bc, turns out, having stumps for hands fucks up ur motor skills.

Jjuy looks normal in Belials hands now! He looks like little tsum in his arms. :3

Ppyong is bigger tsum, but still a tsum. He can fly. Surprisingly. Imagine him pulling out that cum bottle from his stomach like normally, but he doesn't have a neck.

Sitri... gets punted out of the window.

Amy... also gets punted out of the window.

Watching the two fight is fun! As always! But stitching them back up, literally, becomes kinda annoying.

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Tartaros camp

Valefor tries to protect u from a stray devil cat. But u pick him up and protect him instead bc that cat was ready to kill him. The plushie is heavier than others.

Eligos - the cutiepie got even cuter. MC almost dies from a heart attack. Gets pampered even more than usual, which is... INSANE. But he deserves it.

Bimet... He's so loud. He finds ur wallet n scoffs bc there's not enough money. Steals it anyway. Hides in his small plushie robe and ur wallet pokes out of it.

"Oh so thats whos been stealing my wallet."

"It wasnt hard because ur wallet so thin."

"Give it back."

"No."

....

Hades camp

Glasyabolas hides in his plushies n jumps cares u constantly. He hides in darker parts of the castle making u literally hunt him down n tries to bite ur ankles. (Pretends to be dead well, no blinking or anything, he looks terrifying n gets mad when u dont act out on ur urges)

Badbatos, *sigh*, ull have to bathe him so many times bc he keeps hiding in the flowers n getting dirty. LOVES drying under the sun still, I think that's half the reason why he gets dirty in the first place.

Foras... Also hides. And prefers to stay hidden. Made u trip at least 3, first time it was accidental, every other bc he wanted to feel ur weight on him. Became a pancake.

Orias, ull be lucky if he doesn't stab anyone. Melts in ur hands. Absorbs all the compliments n goes to be a menace to others, be they're a plushie or not. He hunted down devils while in this form. Humorous to anyone who isn't hinted down.

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Abbyssos/Avissos

Amon - asleep for most time. Sleeps in ur pillow so check before going to sleep. Curls up like a kitten occasionally.

Naberius has two more heads permanently now with dog ears n a tail. He needs to find new glasses bc plushie-ness changed his prescription n glasses became fake.

Stolas is so loud, and so so so so annoying to listen to. He has a lot to say, n u can't even be mad at him bc he's so cute. Denies it bc his pride depends on it. Melts anyway.

Bael sighs bc u have to force him to take a break. It's ur vacation now.

"Im sorry." He says while sitting on the desk with u doing documents for him

"Its okay." Pat his head.

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Nifleheim camp

Gusion finds new glasses faster than Naberius did n helps him find glasses for him. Actually not chill at all, has no control over his voice n good cranky bc he can't write down his calculations well enough n ure too slow for him.

Bathin stays on ur head. For wherether reason. He just likes being tall. U stuck a star sticker on his forehead bc he misbehaved less than others.

Agares n Vassago stay together in a corner scheming the whole curse duration. Harumon stayed the same n helps u wrangle the plushie in needed places, but refuses to touch Vassago, actively hides behind u when plushie moves towards him. Teach Agares some tricks by throwing orange pieces his way.

Beleth can't smoke, has to go cold turkey for the curses duration n is STRUGGLING. He can't do his job, he drags Belphegor around for u. If u smoke asks u to shotgun him every time u take out a cigarette.

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Paradise Lost camp

Marbas. U need two arms to hold him in place. Weirdly chill about the whole situation. The blood packets became fake, n he hid it for a few days from u.

Morax, stays on ur shoulder and looks around for u to keep an eye on people. His powers didn't die, but u need fix him together constantly so he's not allowed to heal while he's like this.

Buer is... asleep? Meditating? Smelling the incense? Fuck if u know. But he stays in one place so ure not scared for him. U will pluck him with u if Bimet starts acting out tho. Besties reunite n now scheme together.

Gamigin runs behind u so u either pick him up n suffer consequences of that (he moves too much n smack u a lot with his smaller, still metal, staff) or suffer consequences of letting him fall face first (Lucifer is glaring u down, + ur heart is breaking bc come on its Gamigin, be nice to him.).

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Abbadon camp

Phenix calms down. Mild calm. He's still horny but almost all plushie follow the same mold so he ACTUALLY feels his brain working! He's so weirdly damp tho...

Ronove is so cute, nuzzles into ur leg, n u get the strong urge to punt him into a window with other annoying plushies. But u control urself. For now. Ronove meets Glasyabolas n now both of them attack ur ankles. Or both of them bully Dantalion n now u have a completely different damp toy to bathe.

N while we talk about Dantalion, use him as ur stress relief, throw him against a wall. He won't die from that N he doesn't have bones! He'll moan a lot but look it's just a side effect for ur stress reliever. Look at the bright side, If he spills a few plushie insides, both of u will enjoy it :)

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Heaven camp, only seraphim

Micheal hisses at u when u find his new hiding spot, but u pull him out n he melts bc he's so touch starved since Lucifer left. Baby him for a bit n he won't leave u alone. Probably will call u his sibling?? Probably he's a bit out of it.

Raphael can't eat weaker angels, he became the weaker angel, tries to feed himself to u. Fails. Tries to bite u but he's a plushie so it doesn't work either. Throws a tantrum. Second later, nuzzles into ur chest n almost purrs.

Gabriel bites ankles. He tries to slash them too, but fails bc he's weapon is fake. If u pick him up he tries to punch u in the face. He's punches aren't that painful n really ticklish. He gets pissed odd if u laugh.