#hahahahahahah

[tiyoin]

picture this... Azul.. with a pushy and aggressive girl scout and him somehow getting the bad end of the deal.

HAHAHAHAH

oh my god i need to write this

azul ashengrotto vs pushy girl scout!

go!

azul is not getting out of this alive i’m telling you. as a former girl scout (and #1 cookie seller) they TELL. US. to up the charm to lure people in. you really think girl scouts are above using tears? hell no.

imagine a troupe going to the isle and they’re getting pep talk after pep talk about how teenage boys are different and how they’re going to need to change tactics.

imagine they’re in one of those military airplanes in those movies. you know how they’re getting briefed on the mission in those movies? exactly that.

one lucky girl, the best of the best might i add you, gets assigned octavinelle.

when azul opened the doors to monstro lounge, the last thing he was expecting to see was a 10- no, 11 year old human girl in a little brown vest and matching skirt. little brown curls in tight ringlets as she beams up at him.

“girl scouts!”

now, idk if the ocean has girl scouts or not but, azul has never countered a girl scout before. so he doesn’t know their slimy tactics.

azul thinks it’s just going to be an easy deal, let her with super vision, sell a cookie or two and let her leave. he wanted originally to turn her away because she’s stealing money from his pockets- (azul she’s 11) and this is a gentleman’s club.

plus where are her parents???

no, he could care less about money actually, but that until he’s seeing people enter the lounge, talk with her, exchange products and leave. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING??

now flash forward to customers gawking at azul having a stand off with an 11 year old girl scout, no, not even girl scout. she’s still a brownie 😭

azul doesn’t want to demolish this… child, but she’s countering everything he throws and somehow spinning it???

the sleeves are up and he’s going-

“using business tactics on a child, really azul?” jade chides. floyd lowers down to the girls height and gives her a pitying look. “c’mon boss, she’s just a child”

after hours of negotiations he’d call her the devil. her little smirk she shows him when floyd hugs her and lifts her into the air confirms his claims.

because he’s so benevolent he eventually gives up and buys a box- A SINGULAR BOX.

“actually mister, because you’ve wasted my valuable time that i could’ve used selling to other potential customers, and because you made little ol’ me” she bats her eyes “me cry, i’m charging you a additional 3 boxes, but don’t worry. since i’m so” she looks a shocked azul up and down, placing a hand to her chest like he once did effectively copying him.

“benevolent, i’ll give you a sale and make one of the boxes half off!”

leaving with her wagon, once filled with colorful boxes stacked and borderline spilling over the edges. it’s now completely void of any cookie box. not even a crumb small enough for a shrimp is left.

while his pockets are bare, he can only watch her leave, knowing that she’s gonna do great things in the world

azul - 0

girl scout - 1

[judeswhore]

i’m so

[little-devil-art]

[Bunny Boy Xander] 🐇

A little sketch I did of Xander, fused with a touch of [Obey Me!], so I drew him in my design of a Bunny Boy Outfit! Should serve as a little fun drawing for his birthday! 💜

[sainz5516]

so element 55 is Cs.

COINCIDENCE???? I think NOT.

[modiddys-blog]

“Someone said that if your over 22 and on a fan fic site or read any form of fan content your never gonna get laid… ive never laugh so loudly in someone face before. This guy couldnt have been older then 16 and smelled like a pick me boy from a mile away. Im so sorry your girlfriend gets wet from a ghost from a modern warfare fic but maybe just maybe you should take that as a sign that… the fictional character ur shiting on is doing a better job on ur girl then u are….cunt.”

-my highschool age employee who is freshly 17… this child has bigger balls then a grown ass man(honestly they’re insane but love them and their adhd corroded brain)

[thatonepizzaman]

Now that I’m free from pikmin hell would anyone like to art trade?

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

Jeff and Bible eating while listening to the rest of the cast

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

If I had a nickel for each time a cave scene was imperative to shipping a pair of protagonists who saw each other as enemies before realizing within said cave that there's so many more layers to each other, I'd have 2 nickels!

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[winnhoe]

For those following me here I hope u know I have a Draco leg kink and probs won’t ever shut up abt it 😭😭😭😭😭

[probablyasocialecologist]

[pink-evilette]

[kittydragondraws]

HELP

I WAS LOOKING UP REFERNCE AND SEARCHED "RAILGUN" COMEPLETELY FORGETTING RAILGUNS WERE REAL THINGS

[loserstripes]

"inside this inside that" well i'm inside your fucking house

[tehrogueva]

your dub folder seems quite full haha

YOU

HAVE

NO

IDEA

AND THAT ONLY THE UNDERTALE STUFF I HAVE SAVED AND BOOKMARKED!

Thats not even including all the audios i have planned to writer or the Therapist!Sans Audio Series, I'm writing.

Worst part is i keep adding to it DX

[theundeadleone]

I do not like music the way ither people like music, I much prefer silence most of the time and people HATE that.