#happy birthday my specialest guy

[slightlymad]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER TAYLOR! — july 26, 1949

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BRUCE BANNER'S BIRTHDAY WHICH MEANS EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME WILL BE SUBJECTED TO REBLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

happy birthday to your guy (cpurpled)

[goldiipond]

SHIUT THE FUCK UP ITS HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^ DON ^^^^

[citrushomie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THANKS ITS NEXT WEEK

[wigmonster]

sorry i exhibited symptoms of my personality disorder in front of you. can we kiss again

[candycatstuffs]

this is soso rushed but happy birthday to my specialest little guy!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[starlitmeadows]

happy late birthday to my two specialest little guys whom i love dearly

[daftpatience]

yippee hooray!! tomorrow is my birthday!! if u want to do something niceys for me because im the specialest birthday boy here are some ideas!!

• help me get some supplies for my topsurgery next month!

• digit fanart! hes my little guy it would make me so happy

• if you're a fellow enthusiast pls show me your fountain pens & their cases/homes!! theyre one of my biggest special interests i love pen talk!!!!!! so much!!!!!

• donate to a vetted gaza fundraiser if you can ♥

[feketeribizli]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITEST GUY TO MY SPECIALEST LITTLE PRINCESS

[mysandwichranaway]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SPECIALEST LITTLE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badtzbot]

sigh. go on then. drake.

i knew you cared about me....

How I feel about this character

my emotions about him are generally divided into 5 categories:

lust - not gonna get into it too much because this is tumblr not twt but uhhhh. he's 7 foot 8 inches. he's a dinosaur zoan.... he has a hybrid form. he has really good tits thighs and ass. all i'm saying is that i need him carnally

sobbing emojis - HIS FUCKING BACKSTORY OMFG. GODS. literally IM DEAD. i hope diez barrels is put through hell two billion times. i have extended headcanons about his time as an abused kid. i'm so so happy he was rescued. i can't believe he was nineteen there he was so small. im so glad that he's grown up now and (probably at least somewhat) recovered. i need the barrels pirates to be executed.

need to coddle him - i need to make him take a week off where he does nothing but experience joy. i want him to get over his trauma. i'm booking him a therapy session. im spooning him and washing his hair until he cries because he's never felt intimacy like that. i need him to be happy

need to bully him - his name is so stupid. "x drake" but it's pronounced "diez drake." he's a huge nerd about reptiles and ASTROPHYSICS. he's so large and so pathetic. he's a huge dweeb. he blushes and faints easily. he's weak to boobs. he's like if a mommas boy didnt have a momma. sengoku adopted him and he defected from the main marine force. he went undercover as a pirate and trafalgar clocked him in 0.2 secs as a narc. his pirate outfit is all leather which is both very distracting to me and very difficult to move in. he dual wields weapons that aren't normally dual wielded. his hair is the stupidest thing i've ever seen. he's a ginger. what is up with that weird ass pirate mask. his ship is literally just a painted over marine ship. i can't believe this guy he's such a dweeb

overwhelming love - i love him so much he's sweetie cutie of all time. i love him. he's 7'8. he's a dinosaur man. he faints when he sees boobs. i have only one figure and it's of him. he has such a strong moral compass. he's head of sword. he believes in real justice. he loves chicken and he hates eggs. he has two different birthdays. in the real world he would be a zookeeper. i LOVE HIM SO MUCH

he is my most specialest guy of all time.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

smoker, mostly. koby a little

My non-romantic OTP for this character

his relationship with the rest of SWORD in general is so cute. also putting drake and paulie in a room together has a lot of comedic potential because why are they Like That.

My unpopular opinion about this character

idk what the popular opinions about him are. that hes ugly? i agree tho he is a little bit ugly. but i still love him. ummmmm idk. the unpopular opinion is that i like him at all

oh also not a fan of drake and law? idk i just don't think law would fuck marines. except for One of them

also i don't think he's a daddy dom. he's my pathetic little princess

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

can i just get more of him in general. can we leave one piece and go to "life of diez drake" instead. that would be really good for me

[seri-tonin-art]

Back from hiatus for my favorite boys birthday!! Happy birthday to the specialest little guy of all time, Ritsu Sakuma <3

[sandsofsolstice]

'twas dune's 24th birthday on the 13th.... unfortunately Art wasnt having it and i didnt finish it in time.... but happy birthday to my specialest guy i love him very dearly <3

this is a redraw!! original under this line. theres 2yr difference between the two.

this was my very first ever dune thirsty art-ing. it is when i first realized that i was going to be terribly, terribly attracted to him.

[goldiipond]

Hi skye happy last day of being a teenager. Any thoughts

hi ruby it's 9:47 in the morning and im thinking about how much i fucking hate leap year becuase today is olivia bench thursday and i could have had my 20th birthday on olivia bench thursday but fuckin february had to be gods specialest little guy and get an extra day that pushed all the following days down by one and now my birthdays a not olivia bench friday and that's not fucking fair. my second thought is i am hungry

[skylarstarlight]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SPECIALEST LITTLE GUY!! MY SKRUNKLY, MY MEOW MEOW, MY PATHETIC LUMP OF SKIN AND BONE (and muscle, definitely- ahem)

I had an alarm for this in my phone and when it went off I didn't even believe it at first and thought I put the wrong date, that's how great I am at numbers.. (Why did I go study math, again?)

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