#happy holidays babies

[eggdrawsthings]

It's my fave season of the year again :3 Merry Chrysler! sr no new artwork this time I'm so freaking swamped with finals rn o(-(

[ruubesz-draws]

Looks like Minus One is finally meeting Santa Claus!

It's the Choo-Choo or the extinction of humanity. Choose wisely...

Kong did the right thing by giving him the Choo-Choo

All Godzillas love Choo-Choos!!!

Merry Christmas guys!🎄

[krsyue]

big day for annoying people

[tojosuggestionbox]

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

❤️ for @rjshope (cr. dwellingsouls)

[littlewitchbee]

Someday Our Ocean Will Find Its Shore

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fandom: fullmetal alchemist

words: 12,295

chapter: 1/1

rating: E

relationship: riza hawkeye/roy mustang

summary: Riza returns home from the hospital after the Promised Day. A lot has changed, but there's one thing that never will.

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There are scratches in the entrance floorboards. They're the first thing Riza notices as she steps through the doorway—small, evenly-spaced gouges where a worn old rug used to sit. It was an accidental gift, left behind when the previous tenant abandoned it in their haste to leave. The dusty old thing is still there. It had been rumpled up and kicked aside, and now sits folded into itself in a lumpy heap on the off-white kitchen tile. The shape reminds her of those nasty, flavorless sugar ribbons her childhood neighbors would send around the winter holidays. 

Riza wrinkles her nose, her heart sinking just a bit. It was nice of her neighbor to let him back in, but how long had Hayate been alone in here before Rebecca had been able to come and get him? And with everything that had happened, how long had it been before she’d even thought to ask her about him? He'd come home after everything, just like she'd taught him. Poor thing must have been worried sick about her, about everyone. She'll have to spoil him a little after Rebecca drops him off tomorrow. A lot, even.

continue on ao3 :)

[omg-snakes]

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!

This baby snake doesn't know what gender is, but I do. To all our trans, non-binary, and genderqueer friends: we see you, we value you, we support you unconditionally!

[chacerider]

happy holidays 💖🎄

[monocub]

luffy got his wish of never being alone for christmas :)

[gifs-of-puppets]

Happy Hannukah!

[asti-doodles]

MERRY CHRISTMAS @ninadove !!!!!

I'm your anarchist gang secret Santa!!!! It was a great honor to create for you!!!!! Hope you have a great time next to family and friends!!!!

[eggdrawsthings]

Always rmb to leave cookies and milk for the Santa :3

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

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Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[deadthingposting]

Happy holydays and i dont care im still mentally in the season 4 delusion where we kept baby Collin and Guillermo was a vampire

[kissmethroughthebone]

Christmas Season list of chores:

Get as many spices, seasonings and sauces as I can to bulk up for the cozy season. If I want delicious devilled eggs and roast beef, I'm gonna have to do it myself! (And also don't be afraid to ask my long list of suitors for assistance with the fancy meats and materials I want... hey, if they want a wifey, they better be a provider man and get me what's needed for it!)

Stock up on hot chocolate, cozy teas, and any baking materials. Bake at least one warm good a week. Doesn't need to be any Cordon Bleu shit, (even though I have tried and failed at eclairs.... oh, boy, that n i g h t m a r e was as delicious as it was deconstructed!) it can just be a can of cinnamon rolls or cookies popped onto a tray and into the oven! Makes the house warm, and a warm, moist, sweet treat is every girl's best friend during a cold season!

A little extra wine, brandy and rosé in the cabinets could be stellar. Nights of sipping wine by a heater, cozied up in some blankets watching the Grinch? Could be stellar. Fantastical. :)

A humidifier for my house; or air purifier. Whichever works best to make it not too dry but not too moist.

Some more warm lighting; LED candles work, but the real deal is best. I wouldn't mind one more lamp.

Get as many vanilla and spice scented candles as possible. I *need* the house to smell warm and inviting. And incense! Vanilla, cinnamon, apple, pie, cake... all those goodies. Even if I can't bake all the time, I can make the place look, feel, and *smell* cozy all at once. :)

Stock up on even more blankets and pillows! And wash all that I do currently have!

Buy cozy socks, fleece tights, and a nice big puffer coat, with some texting gloves, and a few cozy hats to add on. All that.

Get one more heater! My place gets too cold, I can see my breath sometimes from how cold it is. Unacceptable! I need the living room nice and toasty, to easier play my video games!