#happy turkey day!

[ekingston]

It’s something, Lena thinks, taking on what feels like the entirety of National City’s late-night, mild-to-highly intoxicated population with a fondness for violent gunplay, as well as her own near-insurmountable desire to drop out of the game and onto her knees before the world’s goofiest Greek goddess.

It’s something, she thinks, and that something is agony.

You & Me & Holiday Wine chapter 12 is now up on ao3!

It’s a long one, just under twelve thousand words, so, you know. Settle in. Maybe grab some coffee. Maybe make it Irish; I’m not changing the rating to E, but this chapter made me seriously consider it. Because of all the blasphemy. And the— other thing.

[phoelipop]

Grateful 🧡

[amplifyme]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates! May your gathering be bountiful. But mostly, may it be peaceful.

[scuddle-bubble101]

Good afternoon beans and happie TURKEY DAY.

Even if you don't eat turkey, enjoy good foods and have good naps after >w<!

[sins-of-the-sea]

A whole cooked turkey suddenly materializes on La Demonia, except for one of the drumsticks. That one appears right in front of Frascona.

[as-above-is-moving]

🍗 One turkey leg for Kairi, Hymn and Yué.

Kairi and Hymn are absolutely CHOWING DOWN on those Turkey Day turkey legs!! Those legs didn't stand a chance--they are inhaled, meat, fat, skin and all.

Yue is watching, mildly horrified, politely eating his own....

[marinememes]

Today is Wet Beast Wednesday THANKSGIVING!

Today’s wet beast is: Turkeyfish

Olive’s Wet Beast Fact: Also known as the Lionfish, this invasive and venomous fish was originally from the Indian Ocean, but is now a highly invasive species destroying Caribbean reefs. What a good metaphor for the holidays.

Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!

[todayontumblr]

Thursday, November 23.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

Oh, what might have been. It would have been full of pictures and gifs of Hank Schrader doing miscellaneous Hanktivities: looking very smiley, looking very fierce, laughing, wearing shades, pointing guns, wearing DEA jackets and badges and lanyards, and, of course, perching on the toilet. We would have called it Happy Hanksgiving. It would have been great. 

Sadly a decision was made. So, for those who would have enjoyed Hanksgiving, here's a Snoopy gif to make amends. For those who wouldn't, well, looks like it all worked out just fine. And there's more than enough Snoopy to go around. 

Enjoy the popcorn. And however you mark today, we can only wish peace, love, and lots of good folk and lots of good food for all y'all. Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate. 

[chubunited]

Pardon him, he's still dealing with digesting a 12 lb turkey among other things

[librafeedee]

HAPPY TURKEY DAY 🍁🦃🍽🥧🏈

Pre thanksgiving dinner pictures

After the first 2 plates - I had the biggest feedee filled plate and I devoured it like no one else was there . I was getting so fucking horny just sitting there shoveling food down my piggy throat. I could feel myself getting wet.

An addition to my already massive gut by adding 2 slices of pumpkin cheesecake and a FULL plate of rolls with extra butter 😏🤤

Finished off with a full plate of leftover beignets 🤤💦 

And finally finished it off with the PERFECT PIGGY WEIGH IN - I ate a TOTAL of 5 lbs of food all I needed to top of the day would be if someone came in with a snout 🐽 and put a sheet cake in front of me . I would’ve eaten every last bite.

[stone-cold-groove]

Nearly time to do the turkey dance.

[champagnexowishes]

[wicked-ghoul]

To understand what the fresh hell this is, see this post by @turkey-day-danny lol

HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!!!

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[princeturnip]

Messy bed hair

[larry-thesnail]

Colin: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Penelope: I saw you.

Colin: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Anthony in a turkey costume.

[bulbagarden]

lisia here, happy turkey day to all the unovans who celebrate!!

...thinking about it, i kind of wonder why they haven't introduced a turkey pokémon yet... and what it would be called, too!

(↓here is a chicken for fun)