#harry lewis x callum airey

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Señor Frogs Headcanons (☁️/🔞)

Summary: Inspired by Señor Frogs driving team getting their first podium: headcanons of what it'd be like returning to each of the drivers as gf!reader after each of their stints. Content (warnings): mainly fluff, smut @ end features thigh riding + rly slight exhibitionism

Chrismd -Performance synopsis: he spun out initially but managed to clutch up and take the senor frogs to right in the middle (15th place) -He'd come back to cheers and pats on the back from his fellow drivers, rain speckling his visor and suit that had just began as he'd ran off the track -He takes in the boys' praise and a mouthful of cake that Chippo forces down him as a celebratory snack -But as soon as he locks eyes with you his grin is widening by tenfold -You're over the moon - completely shocked and surprised and proud of your man - running to him with open arms and wrapping him torso with the grandest hug - your face slotting into the crook of his neck and eyes closing as you hug him with all the force in your body -Practically knock the man  off of his feet, and he falls back onto the sofa behind him, still wrapped with your arms around him -Ends up having the post-performance chat with the boys with you wrapped around his middle - one of his hands gesturing and accompanying what he said, whilst the other pat your back and rubbed over the back of your head.

Willne -Performance synopsis: Shambolic at the start - didn't do his helmet up or take the seat insert out, losing valuable time for the team - gets a contact warning for being an "aggressive driver" and spun out a few more times, before finishing his stint as night fell. -Will came back feeling sick. He thought he'd done horrid as he left that car, but seeing you on the line with the iconic whiteboard - stood besides Calfreezy with the sign reading "MY BOYFRIEND IS THE BEST DRIVER"- -Will received a heavy slap on the back from Freezy, and a kiss on the visor from you. -You hadn't even realised that you wouldn't be able to kiss Will, with his helmet and visor still pulled down, until your lips met the cold glass and you pulled back - seeing the misty shape of your lips patterned across the glass -Your hands were completely frenzied as they shoved the visor up with a palm, smashing your lips through the slit and connecting them with Will's whilst he used his arms (pumped and inflated with adrenaline) to pull you up onto his waist, walking you back into the Senor Frog's shelter  -And when you walked into the warm room where the rest of the teamates were - you had Will's helmet in your hand, your other hand wrapped around his neck to hold your body close to his whilst he held you around his waist, kissing you sweeter than ever even whilst you were drenched from the rain outside -You didn't care. You were over the moon kissing Will like he had won the olympics. 

Chip -Performance synopsis: The night driver. The fastest and one of the best drivers, sent out to manage the weight of the boys' expectations in the dark of the night. And in the rain and the dark, Chip flew past the other drivers and into first-fucken-place. Too bad he got a black flag and pulled into the pit lane - told off for overtaking and spinning out with a stalled car... -Chip returned to the RV dejected, having had Cal laugh in his face from his performance. -You were laying in the RV bed that Chip had reserved for you, and were groggily awoken as your boyfriend, dressed in a now relaxed hoodie and pair of joggers, pulled the curtain back and told you to move up for him. -You'd watched the beginning of the performance, and so when Chip came back feeling so down you wondered what had happened -"You did so well!" You pressed a kiss to his face, then another on the other side. "You took the team to first place and had the fastest laps-!" -"I spun out and stalled the car and lost a minute" Chip grumbled in retaliation, pulling a pillow over his face to cover himself in shame. -You knew that wasn't good for the team at all, but you still couldn't let your boy look so distressed, so you carefully pulled the pillow away from his face and peppered two more kisses over either of his closed eyes -"That can be made up with other teams' pit stops," You consoled him, letting your hand rub over Chippo's curly locks comfortingly. "Anyone in the team - anyone on the track could've spun out or stalled the car - not everyone could've overtaken everyone on the track and gotten the team into first place-" -Your words were abruptly cut off by someone in the RV violently SHHHHHHHHing to indicate that it was still indeed 3am and people were trying to sleep. -Turning back to Chip, his expression at least looked less unhappy and more accepting - and you could feel his heartrate against your front, slowing and coming to a reasonable rate. -It was then Chip's turn to press a kiss to your forehead and mumble a thank you - i love you - turn around - spooning you before falling asleep, holding you as close to his chest as possible

Harry Lewis -He was panicking when he got onto the course, and that showed the moment he got onto the track and got overtaken my everyone else. Wailing through the microphone, screaming to get him off, practically crying into the mic where no-one could communicate to him... Bog returned feeling humiliated, embarrassed and with just a slight death wish -It was still dark when Harry returned, and you didn't hear anything until you felt the strong arm around your waist, pulling you into his body, closer, and sighing into your back as lay down next-to you in the sleeping quarters. -"I fucked it," was what you heard from behind you, before Harry's forehead pressed against your back, hiding his face from the light in shame, as he tried to also get a bit of sleep. -You knew better than to try console Harry verbally in this situation, too. -Instead, you let your hand scale over Harry's arm until you found his hand, wrapped around your middle and beneath your body - bringing it from beneath you and up to your mouth, planting a kiss to the back and interlacing your fingers with his to squeeze him, and physically reassure him. -Something close to a whine escaped his lips because he definitely did not feel comforted by the actions which he knew had the intention of placating him. -You knew what comforted him though, and you let his hands do what they needed to. -They fell down to your stomach, the section that wasn't defined with muscle and had a squish to it. -His palms massaged the pliant flesh, massaging it between each section of his palm and kneading it like a cat making biscuits, using your body like a stress ball  -It sent you to sleep. That feeling of being held and nurtured by someone you loved. And Harry was quick to sleep, too, his hands slowly slowing to just holding you and cradling your body.

Willne (second stint) -Second stint performance synopsis: The boys were horrified seeing him go out and go so slowly. The weather had reached an all time low, as had the team's performance. -"Sack of piss and shit car," Will came in and practically threw his helmet down, throwing the headset at Cal too, who accepted his fate and let the shitty plastic hit his arm. "You c'mere, Y/n, I need a rest-" -Even filled with anger, Will couldn't resist the opportunity to take a nap with you. -"Lie across me, please," Will had asked, groggy hands already trying to manoeuvre you and pull you on top of him. -You knew he liked that feeling of being compressed, and you liked Will's chest as a pillow - so you crawled on top of Will's body and let his hand fall to your back, hand grazing up and down over and over, fingernails lightly scratching and getting you addicted to his touch as you closed your eyes and enjoyed the moment of peace and care away from the other boys, Will's scratching slowing to a stop until you felt air fanning across the top of your head and little snores n grumbles from your sleeping beauty

Chip (second stint) -After two hours sleep, Chip wasn't feeling happy to proceed Will's performance... Yet he outdid everyones' expectations and with the help of the rival team's technical errors... Chip seemed to be making up for Will's performance. -Chip practically received a roar of cheers and praise as he entered into the Frogs' den, and as he sat down besides you and felt you pressing your lips firmly against his cheek to cement a proud kiss to his cheek. -Your boyfriend's adrenaline and emotion was still high and furiously pumping through his body however, and that small gesture just wasn't enough for Chippo. -And so despite all the other boys that were in the room and still watching the man - Chip's arm came around the underside of your thigh and hauled you over his body so that you straddled his hips - before his hand wrapped around the back of your neck and brought your lips smashing into his, meeting in the most frantic and passionate kiss which Chip was fast to insert his tongue into, sloppying and wetting the both of your lips as the boys around you eurrrggghhhhhhhed, and Cal even joked "C'mon Chippo, your performance was good but not good enough for this much PDA-"

Harry (second stint) -After being placed in first place after Matt's masterclass on the track, Harry did his absolute best not to get onto that track. Surprise; he found himself back on the track just as the rain restarted. And although Harry started perfectly, Harry's spirits were hindered as he let more and more drivers surpass him and take the first place spot.  -"Fuck off," Harry grumbled at Cal as soon as he saw the giraffe looking twat (his words, not my narration) at the race-side. -He huffed as he sat on the sofa in the group setting - right besides you. -And you could tell Harry was in a dangerous mood - meaning you were unsure whether or not to say anything to him.. -Harry answered that internal issue however, as his arms wrapped around your waist and drew you from your conversation with Chippo as he pulled you onto his lap, burying his head into the back of your shoulder where he could block all light from reaching his eyes and smell the perfume you'd worn on your pulse point to calm him down.  -You ran a hand through his hair with a blush forming across yours cheeks as you signalled to Chippo to save the conversation for later, instead working on knotting your fingers through Harold's hair and massaging the stress out of his scalp lovingly

Chip (third stint) -He went in to make up for Harry's mistakes, and managed to weasel a penalty for an opposition team... Yet also appeared to have damaged his him from the injury of the collision. Regardless, he takes the car over the final line and brings the boys their second place and podium position.  -He ran back to the side lines where his team was cheering and screaming praise at the man who had secured them a podium for their first time ever -He literally grabbed you when he got there - picking you up from the lower half and lifting you straight from your feet - spinning you around and making you clutch his shoulders as he whirled you, squeezing you tighter than ever -You were put down with a headrush that made you barely able to see, before Chip crashed his lips into yours with a bruising force that almost made you pass out as your lashes fluttered and head spun, trying to accommodate the fast pace of everything happening around you -Has you in one arm and the trophy in the other whilst taking podium photos -Puts his medal around you n gets litr the cutest photos -U see later that night an insta story Chippo's posted: some candid photo of you one of the photographers had taken when you cheered upon seeing Chip cross the finish line - in your sundress and look of ecstasy on your face -And the caption makes your heart melt: "Couldn't have done it without my good-luck girl either <3"

Calfreezy (🔞) -This brother was STRESSED the entire time. -would have u on his lap from START TO FINISH whilst sat in front of the screens n viewing station, his head resting against your shoulder as he looks past you - hands wrapped around your waist - fixated on the screen -Will squeeze + you'll feel his grip tightening whenever he gets nervous watching someone out on the track -N when he gets excited because Chip and Matt are overtaking a bunch of drivers, he'll bounce his leg happily and cause you to jump with it. -At night, when everyone's asleep in the RV and Harry was out on the track, giving you two the empty room... Cal had you feeling needy, your exhibitionist and horny thoughts turning up as you shuffled in his lap. -"C'mon Cal, no-one would know..." You'd turned around to straddle his lap - and you were gently nipping and kissing over his neck to persuade him, your body flush against his under the blanket that Matt had provided you before going to sleep himself. "Everyone's asleep and Harry's gonna be out on the track for another hour - c'mon - you need to relieve some of that stress, too-" -"Y/n I gotta stay focussed.." Cal groaned, readjusting his semi beneath his cargos, and you whined in response, rutting your hips into his and giving him absolutely no chance to compose himself. -"But Caaal, I need you.." Your words made him groan, rolling his head back and fastening his hands around your hips to stop you from grinding down onto him, because the combination of your words and his body was driving him fucking insane. -He found a compromise though. His hands wrapped around either thigh and quite literally picked you up and off from his lap - instead placing either of your knees around one of his thighs.  -"Ride my thigh then. You're really that desperate for something? Ride my thigh and thank me for it." -Already turned on - his words were practically enough to make you finish right then and there -But allowing your hands to fasten around your shoulders instead - your teeth biting down into his trapezius to muffle the moans and whimpers that fell from your lips - you humped your core furiously back and forth over his thigh -And even though he initially refused to do anything because he was so focussed on monitoring the screen, he could feel his agitation growing as with each rut of your hips you moved his cargos and created friction between his cock and the material of his trousers -Gives you max 30 seconds recovery to come down from your high before folding you over the table and fucking you whilst having you babble thank you's and pray that no-one woke up and returned to the room early.

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TPA's Ultimate Fic Recommendation Masterlist

*Some people/fandoms I don't read anymore so finding the fics I like from them are hard to find.

Social Media AU Recommended list

Callum "Calfreezy" Airey

Don’t You Go

HINT, HINT:

a fool for your stockings. ♡

Should've Picked You

Harry "W2S" Lewis

LABOUR

Telling:

Holiday PDA:

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 (𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧):

secrets - wroetoshaw imagine

Periods

Tory

When We Collide

Ethan "Behzinga" Payne

Again

They'll Have Me - Ethan Payne (Part One)

After Meeting A Little Early

Niko Omilana

Social Media AU

Wilbur Soot

We Could Build A Home (We Could Play Pretend)

Wilbur Soot masterlist

Wilbur Soot Masterlist

A Pretty Work Of Art

UNFINISHED SYMPHONIES: [TABLE OF CONTENTS]

Three Minutes

Smile Drop.

Bong Water

lunch on tommy but also tubbo but also wilbur but also you

Yours, Now, and Forever.

a real home (an ikea house set)

Pics people would post of you ; Wilbur edition

rivals with benefits!

Click

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔! - dream smp

and then there's you

Wilbur x reader with older older siblings

Oh, Death (It’s Way Too Wet On Your Cheeks To Be Nothing)

one last deep breath (as we turn towards the sun)

Every little thing reminds me of you

Ludwig

Ludwig rambling blurb

FLUFF ALPHABET [A, G, N]; LUDWIG

Affection

Shave

Subathon

Hasanabi

Genral Dating Headcanons

Shitcamp

Feels So Nice

I’ve Got The Patience (My Form Is Reckless)

Platonic fics

Linea to Live By (Suits)

Little Lady Blinder (Peaky Blinders)

Dream a Dream(Peaky Blinders)

A Very Peaky Christmas (Peaky Blinders)

Heartbeat (Peaky Blinders)

Have Mercy (Full House)

An Apple a Day (Star Trek)

James "Bucky" Barnes

Death Do Us Part

Harry Styles

“You woke me with your groanin’ and whatnot.”

Argument turns into injury

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I'm Not Angry Anymore

-Harry's Pov-

I was completely bored out of my mind. I had no interest in playing FIFA and I had filmed all the needed videos that week. Looking around my room, I found a ukulele discarded, collecting dust as my hobbies changed from moment to moment. I could be invested in something for weeks on end and then never pick it up again. But I figured it'd be good to see how much I remembered. Plus it could fulfill the boredom.

Slowly strumming a few chords, feeling like I was relearning how to ride a bike. Finally going through the chords C, D, G, and E minor. Pulling up the tabs for a random Paramore song, the band appearing a lot in my playlists lately.

Getting into it, Harry softly started singing, 'I'm not angry anymore. Well, sometimes I am.' Thinking of the annoyance whenever I'd tried a joke and it wouldn't work. Or when I'd attempt to add an idea for the Sidemen channels. 'I don't think badly of you. It depends on the day.' Then there was that time last week when I accidentally broke a bowl, Lux scolding me for it. I know he meant well, but I still feel bad for it; not anger but rather guilt? 'The extent of all my worthless rage, and, I'm not angry anymore.'

-Cal's Pov-

Apparently it was my turn to do the dishes. Simply a menial task that needed to be done regularly, not that I minded. It gave me time to think, not having to worry about a project's deadline or ideas for videos. Just some time to myself. Usually Lux or Bogs would join me but I assumed they were both busy. Lux being out with some friends and Harry somewhere in the flat. Once wiping my hand and drying them, I heard music playing from upstairs. Not loud enough to where I'd have to tell the person off but a comfortable, faint level. 

Walking up the stairs, I was able to hear the music more clearly. Is, is that Harold singing? The instrumental bit sounded happy but the lyrics were quite the opposite. 'I'm not bitter anymore. I'm syrupy sweet.'  Not wanting to bother him, I sat down by his door. Leaning only my head against the frame so it didn't creak. As to not give me away. I wonder what made him feel so...defeated. 'I'm syrupy sweet. I'll rot you teeth down to the core if I'm really happy.'

I didn't realize how exhausted I was until I almost let a yawn escape. Didn't know dishes could tire a person out that quickly. That and I hadn't really gotten a good night sleep, staying up until 4am to edit. Without realizing, his eyes slowly fluttered shut.

-Harry's Pov-

'Well I'm not angry. I'm not totally angry. I'm not all that angry anymore.' Letting out a soft chuckle when I heard my stomach growl. Realizing I'd forgotten to eat, I decided I should go downstairs and see if either of the Cals' were around as well as feed myself. Opening my door, I was startled when I spotted Freezy asleep on the floor. I didn't want to wake him but I didn't really have the strength to carry him to bed. Instead, I grabbed a pillow and blanket. Gently lifting his head, trying to maneuver him to a position that wouldn't hurt his neck or spine as bad. And laid the blanket across his lap. Hopefully, he wouldn't end up sleeping through the night. 

-Cal's Pov-

That bastard. 

[gothicwidowsworld]

Hide & Seek C.A

CalFreezy was in-fucking-sane. It was no longer a rumour as far as Y/N was concerned it was fact. You could ask anybody those three simple words and they’d most likely agree even if they’d never spent more than five minutes with him. Yet again Y/N found herself somehow roped into filming a video with the lanky idiot she called her boyfriend. At least this time there were six other victims of her boyfriend's insanity.

“Where are you going to hide?” Harry whispered leaning towards the y/h/c girl. Harry had a habit of clinging to someone whilst playing hide and seek, because of this and the fact he really wasn’t great at staying quiet he was often one of the first to get caught. “Bugger of Boggo I’m not telling you!” Y/N hissed, flickering her y/e/c orbs over the gopro in her hand. Cal had explained the video idea weeks ago after a meeting with Sam and Y/N had used that to her advantage. She’d already seen the building's layout and was sure she’d found the perfect hiding spot and she wasn’t going to let Harry of all people steal this pretty much confirmed win. “Ah Y/N/N come on… Help a roomie out?” Harry begged, jutting out his bottom lip and attempting what Y/N suspected to be puppy dog eyes. “Harry no” the y/s/c girl groaned moving away from her friend. 

“I’d just like to clarify that I don't know why I'm here…. I have a feeling Cal just wants to get me in a dark corner.” the female YouTuber accused loudly, pointing a finger in her boyfriend's direction. Part of that was true, the y/h/c young woman was still a little confused why Cal invited her; he already had Harry, Theo, Gib, even Arthur and more. Perhaps the man was trying to get out of planning date night, it wouldn’t be the first time he’d tried to get content and get lucky at the same time. Yet again Y/N was glad Cal had rented the venue so members of the public didn’t think her accusation was anywhere near serious. Turning to face his girlfriend of three years Cal frowned slightly “You think i’d do that to you?” the brown haired man asked in faux innocence. His eyes gave him anyway, they always did especially when it came to Y/N. Nine times out of ten if the tall YouTuber was ever up to something his eyes would always betray his mischief. “Honestly Freezy I thought you had more class then to try to touch me up in a trampoline park.” Y/N argued, shooting a toothy grin towards the man. 

“I have class” Cal retaliated ignoring the groan from Harry. The poor Guernsey native was used to the couple's odd behaviour but sometimes he really did consider moving out. “I’ll wait until we get to the car park.” Cal mumbled loudly with a shrug. “That’s it Gib I'm staying with you tonight!” Harry yelled, his face pale as he frantically moved further away from the girl he’d usually call his friend, almost falling into the foam pit in the process. “Don’t be such a baby Harold… besides how you're going to get through all those Sidemen condoms… not like you're getting much action.” Y/N exclaimed mockingly, enjoying the look of pure terror that flooded her flatmates face. 

“And on that note… to decide who’s going to be the seeker for the first round we’re going to play a little game…. Last one… in the foam pit is it!” Cal said, throwing himself in the pit of cubed foam that quite frankly stank of feet. 

“I just hope you know Cal even though I love you… You're going down!” Y/N teased from her spot across the pit, her competitive side already showing. 

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Behind His Back

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Yours and Cal’s laughter reached the spot that the other guys had picked for filming long before the two of you did, poking and chasing each other as you barrelled through the doors. Cal was joining in on some game that they were filming for moresidemen and he’d dragged you along so you could sit off camera and poke fun at all eight of them.

As soon as you’d fallen into the venue, a bright smile had stretched across Harry’s face. Seeing you as happy and full of life as you were made him impossibly happy, as soppy as it sounded. All he wanted was to wander over and pull you into his arms, maybe surprise you so you let out that funny squeal you did whenever she shocked you.

But he couldn’t.

Although he’d never said it, it was sort of an unwritten rule of Cal’s that you were off limits for any of his friends. Maybe that made it all the more exciting, sneaking around behind your best friend’s back. You knew that it wouldn’t end well, it would either end in heartbreak between you and Harry or anger from Cal. Neither was an outcome you wanted, but one of them was bound to be inevitable.

Ethan had noticed Harry staring at you and was prepared to embarrass his best friend, not knowing that he was one of the only people that knew the truth about yours and Harry’s relationship. “Gonna go give your girlfriend a smooch, Bog?”, Ethan asked, grin as bright as ever as he shoved Harry playfully in your direction.

You and Harry both froze, eyes wide in surprise and fear. The humour drained out of Ethan’s face as he watched yours and Harry’s reactions and a tense atmosphere immediately fell over the group. Even the camera crew looked awkward.

You could see Harry desperately trying to conjure up some sort of excuse for what Ethan had just said. Ethan looked like he would do just about anything to retract his words. But what was said was said and you just had to deal with the consequences.

“What the fuck is he on about?”, Cal asked, voice harsh and angry. His eyes were fixed on Harry, practically pinning him to the spot. “Harry. What the fuck is Ethan on about?”.

“Look, mate-”, Harry started, words getting caught in his throat.

“How could you?”, Freezy spat, voice like venom. He turned to you, looking at you like you’d just taken a knife to his back. “And you?”.

“Don’t be mad at her, Cal”, Harry pleaded, voice desperate.

“I’ll be mad at whoever the fuck I wanna be mad at!”, Cal shouted, making Harry jump and sending a wave of anger coursing through your veins.

“You know what, no”, you started, leaving Cal’s side of the room and walking to stand in between the two of them. “You have no right to be mad. We’re adults. We don’t answer to you. I don’t answer to you”, you stressed.

You could tell that the others in the room had no idea what to do. Guilt was written all over Ethan’s face and varying levels of worry and awkwardness seemed to be spread throughout the rest of the guys. Everyone was following the discussion like a ball in a tennis match.

“I live with him and you’re my best friend, I’m kind of involved in this!”, Cal exclaimed. You mumbled something under your breath that neither Cal or Harry heard, but it only seemed to antagonise Cal more. “What?”, he demanded.

“I’m just saying, last time I checked, it’s not you sneaking me into your apartment, but whatever”, you commented casually.

“Y/N”, Harry warned from behind you, taking a few steps closer to you.

“I’m not going to pick between my best friend and my boyfriend!”, you cemented. “If you’re going to make me pick, you’re making the decision for me”, you told Cal, a finger pointed towards him. “And it won’t go in your favour”, you cautioned.

“You’d pick Harry over me?”, Cal asked, looking genuinely offended. “I’ve known you since we were 12”, he reminded you.

“I love him”, you said, voice suddenly small and shy. “And if you don’t want any part of that, then I don’t know what to tell you”, you shrugged before turning your back and walking out of the venue.

Harry stood stock still. Everything in his body was telling him to chase after you, tell you that he felt the same way, but he couldn’t get his body to move. The shock of Cal finding out and then you telling everyone that you loved him, it left him paralysed.

“Is anyone gonna go after her?”, Vik asked, eyes tearing between Harry and Cal.

“I’ll go”, Harry and Freezy said at the same time.

“She won’t wanna see you right now, mate… In the nicest way possible”, Harry told his friend, leaving him no time to answer before following you out of the venue and finding you a few feet away, sat on a bench.

“Hey”, Harry said, catching your attention. He sat down next to you, forearms resting on his thighs as he leaned forwards. “That could’ve gone better”, he whispered, pulling a sardonic laugh from you.

“You think”, you snorted.

“I love you, too”, Harry blurted, barely giving you time to finish your sentence.

Before you had a chance to say or do anything in response, Cal was stalking away from the venue doors and towards the two of you. “Cal-”, you started.

“Look”, he sighed. “I reacted badly. I shouldn’t have gotten angry, alright”, he huffed. “I was just caught off guard, I had no idea”, he defended.

“That was sort of the point”, you chuckled. “Because we were worried about what you’d say”, you explained. “Or that you’d react like this”.

Harry sat still beside you, always unsure of what to do or say when it came to disagreements between you and Cal, and it was only made worse by the fact that he was in the middle of the situation. He let his hand leave his lap and join yours, squeezing around your fingers supportively.

“Nothing I say is gonna make this go away?”, Cal asked, face pulled with pain.

“No”, you said simply, a sense of finality settling in your voice. “If you love me enough to be worried about Harry hurting me, then you love me enough to let me love Harry”, you told him gently. “And, in the nicest way possible, it really has nothing to do with you”.

Cal sat down next to you, a heavy sigh leaving his chest as he sunk into the bench. “I feel like I should’ve seen this coming”, he complained.

“To be honest, mate, you really are clueless”, Harry chuckled from beside you.

“How long have you been together?”, Cal asked you, looking up at you from his dejected slump.

“Officially, almost three months”, you told Cal.

“Unofficially?”, he asked warily.

“Nearly six”, you admitted.

“How did I not realise?”, Cal groaned, dropping his head against the backrest of the bench. “I can’t believe I missed it”.

“We were really good at hiding it”, Harry shrugged. “It was like mission impossible to be honest, you made everything quite inconvenient”, he jibed, earning him a swat over the head from Cal.

“At least I never heard you shagging”, Cal sighed. His eyes went wide as a silence fell over you and Harry, a smirk threatening to peak through onto your lips. “Are you fucking kidding me!?”, he exclaimed, almost jumping up out of his seat.

“Yeah, none of those one night stands were one night stands”, Harry mumbled as he itched the back of his neck awkwardly. “Sorry, and all”. You could see Cal cringing, knowing that he’d heard his two best friends have sex with each other couldn’t have been a fun thought to have running through his mind.

“If you excuse me, I am off to pour acid into my ears”.

[star2fishmeg]

~Prompt list~

(This will be updated over time)

Will do:

Fluff, angst, smut

AUs

Your own prompts!!

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1. "Because I love you!"

2. "Were you crying?"

3. "He is just a man. He will fall, and you must prevent that."

4. "Is this the end? After everything we've been through? I thought so."

5. "We shouldn't be doing this."

6. "You did this on purpose."

7. "I've never done this before."

8. "Let's get this over with."

9. "I needed you, and you weren't there!"

10. "You can spend the night if you want?"

11. "I think I'm falling in love with you."

12. "This stays between you and me."

13. "Is that my shirt?"

14. "I wish we could stay like this forever."

15. "You're cute when you're angry."

16. "We'd make such a cute couple."

17. "Are you flirting with me?"

18. "I bought food!"

19. "You should sleep." "I am not human therefore I do not require sleep."

20. "I know we just met but I'm worried about you regardless."

21. "Will you stop talking for ten minutes?" "Why don't you come over here and make me."

22. "I'm going to have a shower, and to save money and water I think you should join me."

23. "I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, I was really nervous."

24. "Your hair is soft."

25. "I've been told I look like a good kisser." "Well, how about I confirm that?"

26. "Uh, would you like to come hang with me and the boys? It's just like, dinner and Fifa, but you don't have to if you-" "Are you...asking me out?" "Yes."

27. "I'm afraid if I kiss you now, I won't be able to stop." "Be my guest."

28. "We live here. There's no one else to blame."

29. "Wow, you're fit."

30. "Why don't we just stay in?"

31. "Have you ever kissed anyone before?"

32. "You shouldn've warned me that your friend was cute, now I'm unsure on what to do."

33. "I want to feel like this forever."

34. "Can I punch you?" "Oh how romantic." "It's affection don't worry."

35. "Please stop rolling your shirt sleeves up, it's awfully distracting."

36. "Can I ask a favour?" "Depends."

37. "Well, I thought since you aren't feeling too good, maybe this could help?"

38. "Please stop turning the heating off, it's winter and I'm freezing." "Well it's winter and I'm sweating so let me help you warm up."

39. "I've spent the last four years dreaming of a moment like this. But with you? It became a whole lot better."

40. "I could kiss you right now." "Then what's taking so long?"

41. "You okay?" "I've spent the entire day filming with ___, do I look okay?"

42. "You want to talk about it?"

43. "No, I like you a lot, I just don't know what to do."

44. "You smell really nice, damn."

45. "This isn't a group outing, we're third and fourth wheeling."

46. "Top or bottom?" "I prefer to switch it up."

47. "Fans have been commenting about our sexual tension." "And?" "Come here and let's sort it out."

48. "Will I ever see you again?"

49. "It's midnight, where the hell are you?"

50. "Wanna ditch this party?" "It's our party."

51. "I am not babysitting."

52. "Either I was really drunk last night- or I had an amazing dream," "You were drunk-" "So I came into your room and danced- oh christ."

53. "I think I make good first impressions-" "My first impression of you was..."

54. "You gave it your best shot, that's all anyone could ever ask of you."

55. "I'm trying really hard not to kiss you."

56. "Wanna bet?"

57. "Everyone keeps telling me you're the bad guy."

58. "I'm a genius but you make me an idiot."

59. "Did you even notice I was gone?"

60. "I wish you hadn't said that."

61. "Need me to stay?"

62. "Wait- please don't cry!"

63. "Sometimes you just need to dance.""

64. "Don't look at me like that."

[trashland-llamas]

Welcome to Jackass

I know they'll never do this but consider this me manifesting the Sidemen doing a collab or something related to Jackass. Think Steve-O being in The Sidemen Show (EP1) & the Silent Library videos is the closest we'll get. 

Warnings; mentions of vomiting

It was Freezy's turn to do the introduction for the next bit. One he and Lux had been preparing for a while. 'Look we're not just growing old, we're growing up. Join me in the fight against unwanted pregnancy by buying the signature Sidemen condom at Sidemen Clothing.' Ignoring the other's complaints, holding up a small square—the condom. 'They're virtually unbreakable. Watch.'

Ethan deciding to deal out a joke, 'Time for a signature JJ condom break.' No lull of awkward silence as Cal walked to his RV parked behind him. 

It cuts to Freezy explaining the bit in a confessional style manner. 'As soon as I saw it, I thought, 'Oh man, fill up a condom with the sewage tank on my RV and then that'll be epic.' So, for weeks on end, I just belligerently refused to empty the sewage tank on my RV.

Freezy uncapping the sewage tank while Josh, Harry and Tobi plugged their noses. Leaning from behind the RV's side to watch the events unfold. The rest of the Sidemen and co. in a sort of semicircle. Harry, not knowing about the Cals' bit asked 'Did that sewage come from you and all your bros?'

'I've been saving up for weeks, mate. It's mostly Behz to thank though.' As he responds, a brownish—amber colored liquid fills the condom. Holding the condom to the cap. The smell cause JJ to dry heave as the liquid spills over, leaking from the side a little. 'These are quality condoms.'

'Yuck' is all everyone hears from Ethan. The condom now the size of a small balloon, Freezy holding the bottom with his other hand. 'That's not apple juice.' Tobi couldn't help but compare. Vikk, the closest to the action now retches.

Back to the confessional style camera, this time with Josh. The interviewer asking him what he thought Freezy was attempting to accomplish. 'Uh, advertise his condoms,' laughing for a second before continuing. 'which he stopped selling after that bit. They were popping' like paper bags.' Dissolving once more into chuckles.

The condom pops again, liquid splashing across Freezy's hand. JJ fully throwing up this time. Despite this, Freezy tries again. 'You might've wanted to test this idea before you brought it to...to the set.' Vikk's words causing everyone to laugh. This condom slips through Freezy's fingers, accidentally dropping it as if made of sand. 

'Put your finger in it. Put your finger in it.' Ethan prompts but Freezy doesn't abide. 'Don't get greedy,' Josh this time as the condom was again balloon shaped due to the amount of liquid. 'That's your bowels.' Harry can't help but comment. The condom pops before Freezy is able to pick it up, spilling into the grass below. The group shouts at this. 

'Hey guys, that's a shitty condom.' 

JJ now has his hoodie covering his nose as Tobi goes to help Cal. Both grasping a fully filled condom. 'I got it. I got it.' Cal says more to himself than Tobi. The condom pops as they begin to lift, Tobi immediately jumping back up. Proceeding to run off camera. 

Now in a confessional. 'Yeah, we were trying to fill it up and get the most we could in it.' Tobi shakes his head. 'And lucky me was right there when it was about to burst. and it did. And just got loads of flecks on my face, on my clothes.'

Now back in the camera's view, 'It's in my mouth.'

Freezy and Harry sit next to each other. Harry turning to Cal, 'We never quite got it, right?' 

'We never got.' Cal confirms, 'Either the condom would bounce off my head or it would break on my head. We had to have tried it like 15 times.' mimicking the action. 'So you have a signature condom, though'

'I was toying with the idea of coming out with the Sidemen condoms. And in hindsight, that's the worst idea I've had.' 

[star2fishmeg]

Simping sidemen rn and opening harry and calfreezy oneshots in my ask box :)) will do pretty much anything