#hasta la bye bye

[thetalentedmrwulf]

Oh hey, look, it's a bird, it's a plane...

IT'S A DAMN BOOK.

After decades of writing and self-publishing, I have a book I co-wrote out today! It's a superhero murder mystery road trip that has a dark view of toxic nostalgia and white-washing history.

And hey, buying a copy and reviewing it would be a lovely gift for my contribution to a dumb Tumblr post that's been alive so long I have next generation Internet denizens bitching about the cringe.

(and yes, jasonalanclark was me, but for some damn reason Tumblr won't give me back my old name)

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Mass deleting old pictures from traumatic times in your life>>>>>>>>

[00blackbird]

«Desearía poder morir en este momento, para que dejaras de dolerme así.» —Yao-Ch'en.

[multiversalstarlight]

@thiscrimsonsoul from [x]:

Wanda sighed, understanding what America meant but disagreeing wholly. "I think... my being here has less to do with me and more to do with his own guilt. I think he feels like a lot of... what happened... was his fault, or that he didn't do enough to stop it. To stop... me. So this might be his way of... I don't know, maybe feeling like he's doing something right or... trying to fix things. I think it's just his way of salvaging a situation he feels he screwed up. That's my best guess from what I know of him." She shrugged. "But he shouldn't feel that way, it... none of it was his fault. It was my fault," she said, not really wanting to dwell on that fact for any longer than she had to. "Don't read into things. It might have just been his face," Wanda said, actually cracking a small smile. "What I mean is... Stephen can be a little defensive sometimes. I don't know him that well, but he seems like someone who prefers to keep people at a distance. And if I had to guess, he's probably feeling really guilty about what you went through, and maybe he's getting grouchy with you instead of just saying that he's mad at himself." She shrugged again. "I don't really know, though, like I said, I don't know him that well. And I'm not a psychologist." "Look, if you really think he hates you or has some problem with you, then why don't you try to-" Wanda started to say, but then there was a loud knock at her door and she froze, eyes wide. "Wanda? Are you awake yet? I need to talk to you about something," Stephen called. It was a little early in the morning, maybe, but after his conversation with America, he needed to talk with Wanda. She... couldn't stay here anymore. Maybe. He didn't know. The last thing he wanted to do was reject an unstable witch with reality-bending powers who was already going through it in a big way, but he also had to think of America's well-being too. He'd be able to sort out some kind of solution, he thought, if he could just talk it through with Wanda. There had to be a solution that worked for all parties involved, and he was determined to find it. Wanda didn't answer at first, looking to America and trying to think fast. "Get in the bathroom...?" she suggested, more mouthing than speaking so Stephen wouldn't hear. "He probably won't look in there. It's that way," she said, pointing to one of the other doors. Of course she could just... compel Stephen to go away. Make him forget why he came. Make him suddenly want to run off to do something else. She could. It would be so easy... and quick... to just... No! No, she was done with things like that. She had to be, if she was ever going to recover and live any sort of normal life.

America might have said something in response - even had her mouth near open - when the knock on the door comes. She freezes, too, but it's of a different sort: at least the witch is supposed to be here; she's not supposed to even know about this place.

And then she hears Stephen's voice, and her eyes grow wide, and the witch is suggesting she go hide in the bathroom, but she's got a better - in her mind, at least - idea.

Stephen can always find her in a bathroom.

He can't find her in another universe.

Which means she can't get into trouble!

"Can you hold him off for, like, five minutes?" America whispers, eyes already glowing. She's got enough control that she can find her way back from wherever she is; she just doesn't know how long the portal will stay open once she steps through it. Five minutes, tops. If that. Five minutes should be more than enough time.

Theoretically.

Then, without waiting for an answer, America turns and punches a star-shaped hole from this universe into another one. She half steps through, pauses, and then glances back, biting her lower lip before saying, "Unless you, um, you know, wanna come?"

[ax-dark]

Hasta pronto o hasta para siempre.

[kikipan]

~”Decidí terminar ya con estos sentimientos, no vale la pena, me eh cansado, ojalá y pueda deshacerme de ellos aunque se que será difícil pero se que se logrará, hasta nunca asquerosos sentimientos, te odio…”~

[sholangagaga]

Idea 6: Vanny hates Vanessa for existing and tries to make her experience as horrible as possible.

A concept that I have also seen very little of is the dynamic between Vanny and Vanessa during the possession.

In my mind, Glitchtrap created Vanny soon after Vanessa was transferred to the pizzaplex as someone to more willingly carry out his orders and "manage" Vanessa. He does this because he wants to spend time working out his new plan among other things.

As such, Vanny would be constantly infuriated at the start because she doesn't get the body entirely to herself. She has to deal with Vanessa trying to "wake up from this nightmare" and would come up with a way to get her to shut up and accept her new life.

She would look through Vanessa's memories and find out she used to work well with kids, and thus was close to them. That is where she would get her idea.

Vanny would make sure her knife strikes didn't kill the children immediately; instead, they would be done in a way to make them die slowly. Then she would just carry them while walking to the basement or wherever the remnant magic happens.

All the while, she would force Vanessa to focus on the child they are carrying close to her chest.

Feel their heartbeat slow.

Listen to their breathing becoming more shallow and strenuous.

Feel the blood soaking through the white rabbit fabric and staining her arms.

Watch as the light leaves their eyes…

…

It should be noted that there is no practical reason for doing this. Another thing to know is that Vanessa doesn't need to be "conscious" while this is occuring. Vanny, being the sadist she is, makes sure that Vanessa can see what she is doing, purely to make Vanessa suffer. All the while, she would subtly blame her for doing this. After all, she was the one who willingly collected all the tapes and put HIM back together, right? (IthoughtitwasjustagameIthoughtitwasjustagameIthoughtitwasjusta)

Ironically, this wouldn't make Vanessa shut up, she would now be more active and begging Vanny not to kill the children. You would think this would annoy Vanny even more, but she finds the joy of the experience of torturing Vanessa and the brief silence that follows worth her whining.

Another thing that Vanny does is try and target the kids that Vanessa used to teach. Then just before she stabs them she'll take off her mask, and force Vanessa to watch their faces brighten as they recognize her and then change into looks of hurt and betrayal. This pains Vanessa even more because she knows just how much potential these kids in particular have. To realize that they will never get the chance to show it because she killed them destroys her.

Yeah Vanny kinda sucks lol

There would be long standing repercussions of this after she is freed. She would likely want to stay as far from children as possible. It is not because she hates them, quite the opposite. She would be utterly terrified of being alone with a child because every time that happened in the last 7 months, they would die. She thinks that this will make Vanny come back somehow.

It's also why she would be so hesitant to hug Gregory, since again, the only living things she's held in the last few months were all dying. She would be scared that doing this will somehow kill Gregory. This doesn't make any logical sense to a normal person, but being possessed by a British furry will do that to a person.

(The only reason she can stand to be close to Gregory is because she knows that he can defend himself if something bad happens.)

One wonders what would happen if there was another lost child during her last 2 weeks as a guard at the pizzaplex and all the other animations were down for maintenance… 

As a more lighthearted aside Gregory would be the first person she hugs after it all. She would wake up from a nightmare crying and screaming. Gregory would then rush into her room, Freddy doll in hand, and see what was happening. He would then tackle Vanessa like a footballer and give her a massive hug, with Freddy giving an assist. Vanessa would want to scream at them to get away from her, "Before SHE hurts you." But she finds the hug to be really comforting, she would slowly reciprocate and all 3 of them would eventually fall asleep.

slowly kicks my Legacy bible and Au under a chair

haha who would be crazy enough to explore the inner workings of Vanny/Vanessa/whoever the fuck and how it must feel to be a puppet for peepaw totally not me

also i read that as Freddy also tackling Vanessa and I'm thinking of 7ft tall 600 pound bear Freddy and uh it was nice knowing ya Vanessa

youre really dropping some bangers here I gatta use like 70% of my wallpaper paste brain just to sponge up this tasty tasty info

8/10 (deducting two points for Vanessa's death by bear)

[brasil-e-com-s]

See you tomorrow...bye 😃

[curseofdarkness]

Smite god. My final message. Goodnight.

[maybemalivore]

me, deleting whole boards on pinterest: fresh start

[maxwells-thoughts]

byeyeyeyeyee!!! Aww (　ﾟдﾟ)(´Д` )囧rz hate to see you go (｡ ˇ‸ˇ ｡)

。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

Bye … miss you! See u on the other side （；＿；）

[perffvme]

*     moon jisoo. 26 años. ayudante de cocina, aspirante a chef. a sus quince años inició trabajando como mesera, sin imaginar que con el paso del tiempo iría aprendiendo y ascendiendo poco a poco dentro de diversos establecimientos de comida. 

[velllllsposts]

Life is shittee and at then at some point you say adiós

[westernstarofthenorth]

Sorry Miss Zucker, but my only favorite from New Jersey is Bruce and You're definitely not him- have fun on the block list ! 👋

[knightzp]

"bye bye! hasta la vista, baby!"