#hazbin merc

[some-hazbin-merc]

SOILDERS OF THE FINN

[chaggiehearts]

I've just noticed that Vaggie and Charlie's meeting is what Emerald probably wished her meeting with Cinder had been like and now I'm crying 🥲

[nebulousmedic]

Would u guys hate it if I drew crossover art with TF2 and H4zbin

I'M ASKING THIS GENUINELY, cause I know how negatively that fandom is viewed

[benreyswife]

Time and Date: 01/03/24 1:38 AM

Song: I Am The Merc

[incorrect-mfm-quotes]

Deadpool: Madcap says insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true!?

Madcap: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadown government!

Deadpool: SEE!?

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

All the drawings I did in the art stream I just finished! I haven't advertised it much on here but I DO in fact have a Twitch! I go live every Saturday at 7pm EST, my user is galaxy_the_gremlin for anybody interested. Anyway yeah uh my tablet decided it's done working today so there were a lot of technical difficulties(hence why all the drawings looks so weird) but overall the stream went pretty well I think :)

[haiyukiart]

I teamed up with @some-hazbin-merc to draw their Medic in my style! He was a blast to draw and I just love his demonic grin 😈

On top of drawing him, I also managed to get him made into an acrylic standee, but that reveal will come with a future post (**spoilers** is misjudged the measurements and the standee is HUGE) 👀

[glams-delusional-den]

Engineer from @some-hazbin-merc 's Hazbin Hotel AU, but as the part where Vox sings-

"AFTER THE BATTLE !!"

I had the thought and I couldn't help but draw it- also, please take a chance to go check out some-hazbin-merc's AU! It's absolutely amazing!

Also here's the screenshot/scene I based this off of-

[tiny-mercs]

Hello! This a tf2 blog based on agere (age regression)! All littles (and others) are allowed on this blog as long as you don’t bring hate and keep the interaction safe for work! This blog is inspired by those hazbin hotel agere blogs that started popping up! (This blog is not a requests for writing blog.)

I am allowed to not answer asks. I’m human too. It also may take me awhile to answer asks. I’ve been quite tired as of late.

Whenever I respond as just the mod, I’ll do it like this!

This blog is supportive of all kinds of regressors! I have no issues with asks about padded agere either! Some of the littles on this blog are padded!

All 9 mercs are on this blog! Some of the mercs are regressors, some are flips, and some are caretakers so I’ll list them here! I’ll only be doing the mercs because they’re the only ones I’m really able to write.

Scout: Little. 5-7

Soldier: Flip with little lean. 4-9

Pyro: Little. 1-5

Engineer: Caregiver.

Demoman: Flip with caregiver lean. 6-8

Heavy: Caregiver.

Medic: Cargiver.

Sniper: Little. 3-6

Spy: Caregiver.

Anon list: 🧸,🪣, 🎠, 🌙, 🪐, 🌟,🌲, ⚾️, 🧶

Have a good day everyone!

[ink-the-axolotl-rabbit]

If the hazbin hotel crew was in Team fortress 2, here's some of the main cast I'd believe would be what mercenary role

Nifty < - > Pyro (do I need to explain?)

Angel dust < - > Medic (same thing for this one)

Husk < - > Demoman (✨Alcohol✨)

Sir pentious < - > engineer (I mean they both know how to build things)

Vaggie < - > Sniper (I just know damn well this works)

Feel free to suggest others and who they would be if they were one of the mercs

[furry-with-a-pan]

Drew the silly

Design is from the Hazbin Hotel tf2 au by @some-hazbin-merc !!

Blood version under the cut

[some-hazbin-merc]

MY BRAIN SAID EMISIS BLUE. I LISTENED

Only two more to go

[tyrantchimera]

Alastor vs Lilith

Hazbin Hotel theory time! AKA, I, TyrantChimera, am jumping on the Alastor theory bandwagon. Yup. Why not. Anyways... time for the actual proposition:

Alastor and Lilith don't have a deal for power. Alastor is hunting Lilith. Alastor's true power-deal is with Roo, and Lilith fled to heaven to escape him.

...Obviously this is going to require a lot of explanation. Alastor is hunting the Queen of Hell herself? What kind of bollocks is that? And who the fuck is Roo?? All valid questions, so here I go explaining them. I'll try to focus on just presenting facts at first, and then I'll attempt to connect them later.

Just one thing... I ended up going way too in depth with my 'evidence,' so I've put a summarized version of the theory below. You can read the entire thing here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AzsbVr1SvJCpV-2T1Utjwt2GG9K47rvsVwogVQYmYo4/edit?usp=sharing

My theory summary reads as follows:

Alastor and Lilith were both gone for seven years at the start of this show. We know that Alastor was hunting for prominent people from the get-go. Alastor is power-hungry, even admitting/explaining to Adam that there is a way for a mortal soul to attain great strength, and he himself gains strength through deals. But Alastor is tied to a deal that restricts what he can do. We know he is determined to upset the status quo, whether for his own entertainment or because it’s a part of his deal with “Roo” or some other powerful, ultimate-evil figure. It’s plausible that hunting down Lilith was the next part of his plan. But Lilith's disappearance possibly stymied that. She went to Heaven, completely cutting off all connections to Hell.

For a while Alastor was apparently awash in a sea of uncertainty and/or a lack of inspiration, yet still doing something serious enough during his seven year absence that he is paranoid about people figuring out what he was doing. He makes absolutely sure no one knows what that disappearance entailed. And then everything changes when Charlie makes a public appearance.

From the moment he spots Charlie, Alastor is determined to use her. He wants to get a deal out of her and even helps her with the hotel, which he views as frivolous, in order to gain her favor and rope her into a deal. He succeeds too. But despite his best efforts his powers are still being held back. We know his next goal is to “unclip his wings,” to escape the dangerous constraints of a deal that is almost certainly restricting the powers he can use, the people he can target, and his ability to make deals for souls. This is exhibited by his Modus Operandi since arriving in Hell being very different from his current methodology.

Therefore, it makes sense to me that Alastor is hunting Lilith. He's been aiming for the big leagues from the moment he dropped into Hell, and being unable to merc her has had implications for him.

If I made too many leaps here, you'll have to look up the full theory at the google docs link I provided. There's a lot of pretty pictures there too, so don't worry too much about text-y monotony!

[box-off]

ok do it talk about tf2 and postal

You asked for it.

Okay, let's start with tf2. Tf2 is one of the best games EVER in my opinion, and it's not a really trustworthy one, but it's an opinion. I love everything from character design to the community to the game itself. The comics which make me want to explode from how well the character design goes both for 3d and 2d, and the silly world that the characters live in. It's like some kind of wonderland, but it's made for a fps gamer. The first thing that made me interested in tf2 was my friend talking about it, he sent me the "Meet the spy" video and a fan made animation. I remember seeing it and thinking "Wow, those guys look cool", and when I started learning more I REALLY wanted to play as scout (who I still main to this day). I obviously knew about tf2 before but never got too interested in it. But when I started playing oh wow it sucked me in. Tf2 made me have a big standard for character design, thanks to tf2 I never watched Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss (no matter how hard my friends tried to make me watch it), because oh how distracting those designs were for me. Whenever I think about good character design it's the tf2 mercs, they made me realize that the characters don't have to have 300 cool guns on them to point at the character and say "THIS GUY IS COOL!", you can make simple characters that are still catchy and easy to remember and recognize, and even get to understand their main purpose from just a glance. It's even better to make them simple in some cases! (In general valve games have good designs, but tf2 stands out a lot, at least for me). The game itself always makes me feel good, surprisingly it can be relaxing if you don't get too into the competitive mood and have the luck to get normal teammates. Yes, I might be a casual player, but I'm free. Don't get me started on the amount of playing styles tho. I'm not really good at them, I always go with scout, hop around and do my shit. I do play medic in MvM tho, I just really like to have a huge shield and be like "I'll protect you", idk, it's probably the furry alpha wolf speaking in me. But in normal game, oh what a blessing it is sometimes to have a really skilled demoknight, or a good rocket jumper in your team. Or a good spy who saves the day when the engineers build their nest right over the corner, or a medic that manages to heal everyone and not die 100 times in the process. I barely talk in chat in the game (because it's distracting), but know that if you play good and I'm in your team I'm thanking you constantly in my mind. Let me add that I joined the fandom when the bots where still there so I played with them a lot. Now that this is getting fixed it's even more fun! But I managed to fall in love with this half broken game and I'm sorry, that's a big fucking gold medal for a game, if it can still pull fans while being abandoned (hopefully that changes, but it's still impressive).

Now about Postal. I am edgy. Let me be real, if you saw my art you can probably tell that I do like myself some guts and blood from time to time. And I like humor, I like to laugh, to chuckle, to snicker if you will. So me liking Postal was just a matter of time. First game I played was Brain Damaged, and oh boy, the humor was good (even tho some things I missed because I didn't play the other games). As I got deeper into other games I was so IN. Those games are just so much FUN. I like fps games if you couldn't tell, and this? This is the fps game ever, it has some fun stuff to do, you of course can shoot, you can just walk around and explore in postal 2 and 4, and it's worth it! I love exploring those games, they always have some silly stuff here and there. And what they did well in Postal 4 is that they made you explore, they hid dolls, gnomes and all that stuff all over the map, and you can explore it, not just because, but you can actually get something for it. And let me be honest, Postal Dude? Hot. He's hot, and as a dirty stinky gay man myself I appreciate the representation. But jokes aside, HE'S A GOOD CHARACTER. I love him, it's interesting to watch what he does, to hear what he says, in all the games btw, yes, even postal 3. The character design again? Really well done. Postal Dude is simple, Postal Dude is cool, he's not your stereotypical "Cool guy who kills people with huge armor on" or "The buff guy who fights everyone with bare hands" (except Shtopor, that guy is fucking RIPPED.) When I look at Doomguy? I think "Damn, you're cool." when I look at Postal Dude?? I think "Damn man, you're probably stink", and you know what? THAT'S THE CHARM OF THIS CHARACTER. He sucks! You know where he sucks even more than in the game? The movie, and you have NO IDEA how much I love it. The movie is bad, like, not just because "it doesn't represent the characters as they are in the game" but because it's a bad movie. Just as a movie it's not really well done. But! I still love it. It's a movie that is fun to watch with your friends, you laugh at how bad it is, you just have a blast, at least me and my friends did. And I have the bluray disk, so I have the behind the scenes and all that cool stuff, and you know what? It made me like this shit even more. I really wish I could play more Postal with people, and not just that, I'm also waiting for Postal 4 co-op, and some of my friends getting the game as well. Because in my opinion Postal is that type of game that has to be shown to your friends in a "Hey guys, look at this stupid game I found, isn't it so random??" way. I talked a lot about Postals funny part, yes, but I do have to also mention that Postal 1 is rally good. And yes, postal redux is just Postal 1 with a bit better graphics, but I do like it in a way (mainly because of the better quality of the loading screens, because those are just so good. I really like the artistic part of this game). Funny postal? It's good, I love funny postal. But without creepy postal there wouldn't be some stuff in the funny postal that we like so much. Other Dude? The head wound making everything look strange? I don't really think we would have that in newer postal games without postal 1!

[mingot-studios]

ik i'm asking for trouble but has anyone on here done a Hazbin Hotel x TF2 au?

like, where the mercs are sinners in hell I mean

cuz i REALLY wanna see that

[prince-liest]

17 & 18 <3 u are great btw

[Metro Man voice] AND I LOVE YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN! <3

17. Current whumpee/fandom?

I'm trapped in Hazbin Hotel hell and it seems insane for me to say Alastor considering the kind of character he is and the actual reasons I like him (namely: being an OP asshole), but. checks watch. It's definitely Alastor. Fuck my life.

18. Biggest sin in whump (magic healing, non-lasting injuries)?

Okay, fuck, wait, I have Thoughts on this one! I think the whole goal of whump is to have emotional payoff, and I feel like I lived through a really extensive era in like middle school and high school where a lot of whump was just inflicting the most grievous possible injuries on characters and leaving it at that. I was not immune to this! I literally impaled my OC son Kit London twice.

HOWEVER. This kinda led to a lot of the shock value of physical harm in the circles that did this wearing off, leading to increasingly dramatic violence happening to characters (see: impalement), until none of it really felt like it meant all that much anymore because the description of violence alone cannot communicate the emotional aspect of whump. Once I started writing fanfiction instead of RPing (though this was very prevalent in the fanfic world, too!) I found that it was way more satisfying to, like. Take comparatively small things that maybe would not strike you as that crazy and diving into why those things are fucked up and hurtful.

It's the same reason that the scene with Valentino and Angel where he slaps Angel across the face was so impactful compared to Angel literally mercing like six people later in the same episode.

Anyway, tl;dr, biggest whump sin: Relying on physical whump and not diving into the feelings!!!

From this ask meme!