#he aint easy

[makwandis]

Gilbert is like a guard dog, yes. But the first and biggest issue is putting a collar and leash on him, metaphorically or physically lol. Like you will not be able to catch him easy. It will take extreme effort, planning, and time. But if you do, and you feed him well, yeah, he'll probably stick around for a bit even if he knows he could totally snap the chain you put on him.

[ivymarquis]

Okay y’all know those reddit posts where the husband forces the wife into opening the marriage because he wants a free pass to cheat and she’s forced to say yes because the option is that or divorce? And then the husband legitimately expects the wife to just stay home and not do anything while he’s having fun because she loves him. And then eventually she decides if the relationship is open then she should probably find someone too, and then the husband is all shocked pikachu face about it and wants to close the relationship back up because “it’s different because Im sleeping with different women I don’t care about, and you’ve got an entire boyfriend so it’s cheating D<“

Meanwhile the boyfriend is a cinnamon roll who is totally trying to finesse the wife out from underneath the husband because she deserves better??? That he’d happily be committed to her and only her if she leaves him?

1) that shit butters my biscuit on so many levels

2) that concept, with Graves x Reader as the married couple with König as the boyfriend lmfao

[yourspeirs]

just Speirs being smol™

[mushroomnoodles]

tw/cw sfw and non kink mpreg

run boy run

[chevs-and-spiders]

no siren like the sea

[sunserenade]

Longing🥀

[fromthemouthofzabe]

I'm loving the idea that Thrawn allowed himself a little time off while in exile and has therefore developed a lil tummy(tm)

It's so cute he's grandpa shaped

[evilstalks]

i do love romantic ships sooo much but tbh michael needs some Friends too, and even some good ol fashioned hateships

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

In all honesty I think we all share that one desire that Howdy has.

To get a nice, warm hug from Barnaby after a long hard day. Something about having a pair of big burly arms wrapped around you to squeeze all the cares of the day away just sounds like heaven.

god. fuck. Yeag....

[lukasdoodles]

@mariaddity i havent gotten to draw ada n bud yet but Julia and Hog cooking...i think theyd burn the house down someone help them pls

[maukiki1]

hiiii can u draw Jack… he’s very cunty I love hum

Jack realness

[thenixkat]

Anyway, if you aren’t Black don’t use any variation of woke. I don’t care what conservatives are calling fuckers/using as the new sjw/political correctness/what have you.

If you know what fuckers mean use what they mean, and if you don’t why are you copying what people are saying?

Woke ain’t for you. If the discussion isn’t about Black people being aware of and/or educating other Black people about racism/antiblackness/structural inequality/all the other bullshit then it doesn’t need to be used in the discussion.

[ratatatastic]

a man contemplating how to feasibly knick a 35 pound tincan from his captain without getting the shit beat out of him by said captain

and hes about 10 seconds away from reenacting raccoon stealing catfood shenanigans

absolutely hysterical hes giving the cup that look after he stole it from sasha and had to give it back beforehand

LIKE GIRL BE A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE

[atoltia]

i think rn the only reason why i haven't even considered writing hayden, celine, reina, and ryis fanfic is because i can't seem to get into their headspace? idk characters like march, balor, eiland, valen, and juniper are much easier for my pea brain to comprehend

[gothamcityneedsme]

odin does his big scary huge attack. half my demons dodge it, nanashi takes like 180 damage (nothing), and my other demon takes similar.

odin: you are not worthy of valhalla

[holloska]

Meet the arcanists poet edition..