#he calls it “going out with a bang”

[bleuu-moon]

simon hates nye, always has always will, that’s until you come along and he goes out of his way to make sure he fucks you into the new year, every year without fail ❤️

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

[asenkaengel]

I don't subscribe to the belief that König is entirely socially inept or incompetent at ALL.

But if I may post a silly headcanon:

I do think if you live with him, occasionally, usually at night, you will suddenly hear the most impressive string of curses in BOTH English and German and when you run out to see what happened, it turns out this giant of a man conked his skull right into the doorframe.

I mean, he's supposedly 6'10, you can't tell me that hasn't happened to him before. Especially when he's fresh from deployment and used to being outside.

I bet it happened all the time when he first hit his growth spurt, too.

[mint-termsandconditions]

Free Rope MF

Rope MF is in the Kirby games, not clickbait?!?

Portrait and not dialogue:

Rope MF info-dumping about ropes (you can’t escape):

ONE LAST THING!

Thanks you guys for existing and deciding to follow for some reason!

Don’t worry I’ll make a more official thank you post later

Spoilers: Y’all gonna be hit with the neutral energy beam

Here’s the to sites I stole the rope information from:

Other site

[bumblingbabooshka]

From the Novel 'String Theory' by Kirsten Beyer. Harry's trying to sleep and Tom is refusing to leave his quarters unless he agrees to roleplay Captain Proton with him. Non-intricate, purely relentless rituals of wearing your crush down.

Transcript:

“Computer, increase illumination.” As the computer responded and the lights in the cabin rose to standard work settings, he continued, “You know it’s not a good idea to walk around in the dark, Harry. You might break something.” Harry was already back in bed. And just in case Tom intended to be exceptionally obtuse, he had reset his eye mask and placed two pillows firmly over his head. Perching himself on the edge of Harry’s bed, Tom checked the computer’s chronometer before saying, “Come on, Harry, you’ve been off duty for six hours already.” Through the muffling of the pillows Tom probably barely made out Harry’s “And I have two more to go, so get out!” But Tom was never this easily deterred. “Harry, do you remember that time you were trapped in a parallel universe or an alternative timeline or whatever back on Earth and only an incredible act of self-sacrifice, that resulted in my death I might add, allowed you to return to your proper…” “That wasn’t even you!” Harry screamed into his pillows. “Yes, but it was a version of me, and the way I see it, I pretty much saved your life, so…”

[scoliosisgoblin]

Summer and Jacob shit because theyd team up a bunch in S1

[pagetbewbster]

why isn't demily a more popular ship? I swear they were like the most "almost a couple" characters on CM

I think because both of them are shipped with other characters more (Emily with Hotch or JJ & Morgan with Reid or Garcia). I ALSO agree that they were the most "almost a couple" characters on the show and I have Evidence™

•the s2 deleted scene where they were considering starting a romance arc between Morgan and Prentiss. when Reid bugged him about it he didn't say he wasn't attracted to her, he said she wouldn't be attracted to him 👀

•the EW interview where MGG said that "Morgan takes it as her boyfriend in a sense" about the events in Lauren

•the s7 CM_SetReport chat after the finale where producer Rick Dunkle joked about them sleeping together after JJ's wedding and having an oops baby

•in the same chat showrunner Erica Messer also said Emily has always had "something extra" with Morgan and that he's her partner (always found that interesting considering they're a team)

•how Emily's 2 boyfriends on the show shared uncannily similar physical features to Morgan, specifically Andrew (so we know that's her type in men)

Anyway, in short, we were ROBBED.

[rhaenys-queenofkhyrulzz]

not wednesday but still a wip

I feel happy that I wrote today & motivated to keep on going so here’s a snippet from the kisaeng au for you lovely folks on here. Most likely gonna be a LOT longer before I release chapter one tho:

Warnings: slut shaming, superiority complex (? - idk how I tag that but basically one dude is looking down on someone and judging them/their habits based on class differences)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

oughhhh i’m thinking abt no place in nature!reader again……………

[lovsome]

i think im gonna ask my therapist to get me an appointment with the private psychiatrist she suggested

[rossithepixie]

can't lie.. Childe gets some great fighting sequences.

Also you guys have no idea how much restraint it took me to not liveblog me playing the main quest in fontaine. No idea. I fucking loved it though.

[mallleus]

Bro Sebek would be on my ass if he ever found out I called Malleus a cryptid because I totally would if I was in Twst

[capfalcon]

all dog owners are annoying unless they're my friends and the dog is cute. hope that helps

[caffeled]

is sheldon cooper good autistic rep??? nah not particularly, generally speaking, & many would argue absolutely not, but To Me??????? alas, yes

[immamapletreekid]

reading translations for the drama cds featuring the troupe. and screaming

[dykethang]

lowkey paranoid my weird neighbor js like . dead . but hes so aggro sometimes i dont wanna go check on him but

his curtains and windows have been closed for days (not suoer unusual)

his clothes have been on the line for days (also not super unusual tbh)

he is not yelling or banging around and i have not heard his door open or the radio blasting (VERY UNUSUAL)

but also what if i knock and he IS dead . or what if i call the piggies and hes dead and they blame me somehow .