#he crumch

[yummycrummy]

He got angry

[whitegoldtower]

Another Gwalchmai voice test, getting to grips with they way it feels 💀💀💀 trying to speak smoothly in a raspy way is SO DIFFICULT FML

I JUST WANT HIM TO GROWL OK 😭

(This one’s about Tally, if you ask him ‘What do you think of the others?’ And select his name in the drop down (eventually, when I actually make it))

[antirepurp]

digimon au because biolizard is a digimon in my heart. which of course implies that shadow would be at least partially a digimon as well. black arms are a type of Digital Monster(TM)? the research for a cure for NIDS and an ultimate weapon for the military both involved digimon in some fashion? this is the finest kibble you could serve me

[martritzvonmercie]

are there any crunch specific traits. i want to. perhaps. draw . some. fanart. hi

HELLOOOOOOO CUERVO I AM SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU...... WHADDA HELL (positive)... ok i may be bad at describing BUT i will do my best to portray the crunch image in my mind for you

so crunch is an all-black cat. not a spot of color on him to be found. he is generally super small and skinny and tiny BUT his eyes look too big for his face and his paws look too big for his legs, they're both huge. very extremely skrungly build in a way where you can't really decide if he is super ugly or super cute. if you've ever seen spirited away i think the best way to describe him is that he looks like if one of these guys were a cat

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

would alt adam eat glass for funsies

i mean. an unnatural smile full of dark, thick blood would be far more terrifying than one without

Yeah.

That’s it he probably would.

[rcguish]

seeing silver grow into his jacket over the arcs/years really just makes me think.

either it was a thing he was given, and really the only thing he ever had for a regular outfit that could withstand weather, or it was something he took with him when he was kidnapped. either something of giovanni's, or something of the man of ice. makes it an interesting thought when it's like... silver's jacket. it's something that's stuck with him through all of adolescence and it's probably still around today. something anyone would probably think of when they imagined him, and then the added layers of him literally growing into it. having it fit him so nicely in hgss, where it practically covered half of his body when he was 10.

the jacket being all that and then having it also come from either of those two. really does kind of make me think that he wants to carry a piece of giovanni around still, no matter how vehemently he may deny that aloud. and then i think there's a subconscious component to carrying around pryce, comfort in the familiar despite the burning hatred.

edit: there is a minor difference in the detailing at the bottom of the jacket so i'm writing it in here right now: silver got caught up in some training, or maybe a heated ass battle, and the thing gets ripped to shreds from the chest down. rather than discarding and getting a new one, he simply takes it to a tailor and pays the fee (no matter how high) to get it patched up. good as new.

[airxn]

happy ea.ster, trans visibility day, but also sunday for the rpc

[plaguedocboi]

I asked my friend to name all the jobs on a ship and this is her official list

First hand man

Captain (first hand man’s bff) (looks like captain crumch)

Person in the birds nest (might be dead)

2 people to clean

1 or two cooks

2 sail men

3 bodyguards

One who literally knows where you’re going (could be captain or not) (the captain doesn’t know where they’re going)

A scientist

An animal (mascot)

Kind of like a guy you don’t know what his job is but he’s just kind of there below deck and we don’t know why he’s there

Jester

One person who’s really old and one person who’s really young and they’re in cahoots (they’re the main characters)

[lunarleonardo]

Hi I made fanart for u so I’m just gonna throw it in here :3 (your fanfics make me insane)

:O Omg Hey I've seen you on Tiktok!! You're a big part of why I got the confidence to start posting my fics in the first place (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) Big thank you for that!!

FEVER FROST MOMENT!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) Great heavens your art is SO pretty <3 art style. Crumch . :[ the way he's slouched over ... the little i dont know.... mannnn. poor guy. You capture emotion VERY well in your art I hope you know that (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

[spacefinch]

Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Sinnoh Edition

Team Galactic Grunt:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaHHHHhhhhh!

Looker: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Dawn: I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom.

Johanna: Get out of me car!

Dawn: Aww.

Barry: *handing out Drifloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Cyrus: I don't have one either.

Dawn: *filming*

Professor Rowan, walking into his lab every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Lucas: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Flint: *touches electric fireplace*

Lucas: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

Looker: Why don’t we just relax, or turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE HAM, OR—

Fantina: Hi, I'm Fantina and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.

Looker: *slides down a ramp* Good evening.

Dawn, Lucas, and Barry (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Barry: We actually have the chip reader now.

Lucas: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* hmmmm….

Barry: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of chiiiiii…….

Transaction completed.

Barry: I go to Home Depot

Barry: I eat the tools

Palmer: Stop it

Barry: Crumch

Cynthia: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Bertha: …

Flint: … 

Aaron: …

Lucian: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Cynthia: *facepalm*

Lucas: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Dawn: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Barry: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Volkner: Normalize replying to emails with "what."

Lucas: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Professor Rowan: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Lucas: *inhales*

Dawn: Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Barry: One does owe me money, though.

Dawn: No offense but…

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

Lucas: asadsfjdsglgjlks

Professor Rowan: What is that?

Lucas: It's a keyboard smash

Rowan: How do I do that?

Lucas: Just press any key lol

Rowan: 7

Barry: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Cynthia: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Barry: Answer the question, grave robber.

Barry: Before you leave the house, think of the acronym "WOWEE:"

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

Volkner: You don’t have to "ship" things… just a reminder.

Lucas: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Volkner: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

Looker: *banging on door* OPEN UP, IT’S THE POLICE!

Lucas: It’s okay, I’m innocent.

Looker: THE FASHION POLICE!

Lucas: *looking down at sandals over socks* Oh no.

Fantina: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Roark: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Volkner: *reading AA battery label* Aaahh.

Volkner: *reading AAA batteries: AAAAAHHHH.

Volkner: *reading AAAA batteries:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Palmer: Barry, go put those popsicles back.

Barry, grabbing all the popsicles and sliding away: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIIING

Cyrus: We all die someday.  You either kill yourself or you get killed.  Whatcha gonna do?  Whatcha gonna do?

Barry: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lucas: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Dawn: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lucian: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Byron: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Lucian: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Byron: Hmm... I've been drinking cola and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Cyrus: Team Plasma is going to change the world.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: For the better?

Cyrus:

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: . . . For the better, right?

Flint: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Cynthia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Volkner, zipping into the room: FLOOR IT!

Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!

Cynthia: You're GOING to burn the building down.

Flint: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES!

Volkner: DO IT!

Cynthia: NO.

Roark, in front of a fence with Cranidos behind it: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure and there's no possible- OH MY ARCEUS

Byron: *hands Barry a harmonica*

Byron: you play it, you get a million Pokedollars, but a million people will die-

Barry: *furiously plays harmonica*

Byron: BARRY NO-

[theworldofkirby]

i adore you, noble haltmann… (president haltmann x reader fanfic)

A/N: hai guys i wrote a haltmann/rader fic as a kind of sequel to the dedede dating simulator bc i dont feel like coding another game to make a haltmann dating sim so take this haltmann x reader fic instead

ok so like u are in dream land right??? well :) it was taken over by capitalizm!!!!1 omg

you, (y/n) the SEXIEST freak in planet plopstar is almost crushed by one of those leg things on the haltmann works company star dream thingy ok? yea so you dodge that and like… there's a window or somethin and a guy falls out of there

you watch as he falls. he falls for like 10 minutes. but then he lands on the ground next to you and you hear a crumch.

"ow" the male says

"omg!!!!! are u ok" u ask the masculine man

"i think i broke my pelvurouscula" he says

"omg no……" u say and hold him gently. u have magic healing powers so u heal him

"gasp" he gasped. "i don't feel like dead anymore"

he gets up and u cant help but admire he. his beautiful egg shaped bod and wicked pinstripe suit. and his luscious hair and mustache.

"newayz my name is haltmann. max profitt haltmann" he said with not a trace of happy

"haltmann….. my name is (y/n)" u smile

"ok" he says. "i have to go home. bye"

he goes into his headquarters but u follow him. u keep talking to him "um so wat are u doing? i almost died" u frowned

"oh no" haltmann says. "did i accidentally park my plant on u"

"ya" u nod

"im so frickign sorry" haltmann starts crying. "i'm such trash i cant commit capitalizm without almost killing peopel"

u frown at the egg's sadness. "dont cry haltmann…" u say comfortationally

"no it's not okay i'm shaking and crying rn. i might throw up" haltmann starts crying

haltmann cries and opens his office door and runs in and throws himself onto his bed dramatically like a sad disney princess. u enter his office and hear some haunting lyrics…

"I pull away to face the pain

I close my eyes and drift away

Over the fear that I will never find

A way to heal my soul

And I will wander 'til the end of time

Torn away from you

My heart is broken

Sweet sleep, my dark angel

Deliver us from sorrow's hold

Or from my hard heart"

u turn off haltman's ipod. "Haltmann" u say

"no my music" haltmann sobbed

"haltmann." u say again but more like… asssertively

"ouuu" haltmann screams into his pillow. "first i break my airpods and now my music is dead"

"HALTMANN" u grab him and sit him up

"what" haltmann sniffs

"whats wrong" u ask

"u see (y/n) i lost someone in da past… i forget who that was tho… but like someone died ok? and now im sad" haltmann explaines

"halmann" u look into his deep blue orbs. "i…"

"yes (y/n)?" haltmann blinks his beautiful sapphire saucers at u

"i…" u blush "i…"

"..." haltmann …ed

"i think u need to seek therapy" u gently stroke his bangs

"omg… ur right" haltmann tears up. he gives u a hug. "thank u (y/n)"

"ur welcome" u smile

"im so tired of depression. i will defeat this evil inside me. thank u (y/n)"

u get on his computer and start googling local therapists in dream land. "here's one," u say. "call them and see if they're accepting new patients"

haltmann gets his sexy cellphone out and calls the therapist. "hi mr. therapist, my name is max profitt haltmann and my friend (y/n) says i need therapy"

"ya we can take u in" says the therapit. "we will have u do an intake next month ok"

"n. next month." haltmann starts to tear up

u look at haltmann ernestly. "better late than never, haltmann… ur patience will be rewarded"

haltmann sighs haltmannly. "ok. we will do next month"

haltmann finishes scheduling his therapy appointment. u look at him with a pleased look on ur face. "that was kinda sexxy of u haltmann, working towards self care like that" u smirk and wink

haltmann blushes "haha yea i guess that is pretty sexy. um, not that i'm trying to be cool or anything" he stutters

"hey u can call urself sexy and cool all u want," u laugh. "ur epic even"

"(y/n)..." haltmann blushes. he leans in and gives u a kiss. his cute little mustache hairs tickle ur upper lip.

"teehee" u giggle. "ur mustache is so cute"

"thank u" haltmann says. "star dream says its ugly"

--

2 MONTHS LATER

haltmann knocks on ur door. u open it

"hi (y/n) my sweet honey bunches of oats" haltmann wraps his hands around u and dips u for a kiss

"h-haltmann" u blush "where did this come from"

"so u see, i followed thru with therapy like u suggested. little did i kno this would change my life" haltmann says. "going to therapy made me realize that i wasn't treating myself with respect, and if i want to feel respected by others, i need to develop respect for myself. without respect for myself, i won't be able to recognize gneuine respect from my friends and employees. and i cant live being so cynical anymore. i need to love myself, (y/n). i need to be my own bestie becuz who will be there for me when everyone is gone? i need to be there for myself"

u look at haltmann like this:

"haltmann… u… u mean…"

"yea. i love myself, (y/n), and its thanks to u…" haltmann kisses u again. "sory i didnt talk to you for the past 2 months btw i was depressed amd busy with therapy lol"

"its ok haltmann i love u no matter what" u stroke his egg head

"yea" haltmann nods. "um btw i like need some new music to listen to bc my therapist says i shuld stop listening to such depressing music if it makes me wallow in sadness more"

"say no more" u say as u smirk and take out of ur bookshelf a CDs of Hannah Montana 3 and the High School Musical Sountrack

u and haltmann spend the night picking out the best disney channel songs to boost his self confidence. soon enough its morning. "omg its morning" haltmann gasps

"it was nice spending the night with u haltmann" u blushed "we should do it again someday"

"no, (y/n)" haltmann gives u an onion ring "we will do it again today. marry me"

"ok" u blush

u and haltmann have a beautiful wedding with the stupidest most extravagant dress and cake bcuz hes rich. ur live happy ever after the end

[forestshadow-wolf]

Another roach hc but it's random. He takes ice cubes and chews them as snacks. He'll be like "I'm gonna get a snack" and you hear a loud ass crunch and he's breaking his teeth on ice cubes. There isng even ang flavor, it's not really a snack, it's actually his way to get hydrated.

YES!! I SEE IT SO WELL

I am enlightened

The someone walks into the kitchen or something at 3am and bugboy is just sitting on the counter crumching on ice

He's like that cat crunchy on food meme- hang on

[ovaruling]

i looked up whether or not cats can eat seaweed snacks bc he is obsesst w trying to get at them. turns out they can in moderation so we let him have one seaweed snack as a treat sometimes. crumch cranch crensh

[pest-icide]

Have an apple

[ CRUMCH ]

Thanks. I guess.

[ He has bitten it out of your hand oh mY GOD IS YOUR HAND OKAY ]

[luminnara]

Which on of the lost boys (if any tbh) do you think would go to a Renaissance festival?? My bet is on Paul and Marko but only cause Marko wants the fair food and Paul had to come with him cause Marko would get munchies for the fair goers

Paul is addicted to Turkey legs and he also eats the bone. Crumch crumch crumch

No but I think all of them COULD be persuaded to go. They would have a fun time dressing up and I mean just imagine dwayne in a flowy open chested pirate shirt 🥵🥵

[tobiltopart]

Here's a little sketch of a couple of new OCs I designed a couple months back on a whim. Ranger and companion Crumch and HaHa! I have absolutely no lore on them at all, except that Crumch often is either called Crumb or responds to Crunch just as well. He's somewhat based on a native cowboy and is trans. HaHa actually wants to eventually become a Gnoll for the sole purpose of having opposable thumbs.