#he eated a bees

[sp1derc1der]

archie eated a bees

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

that one execution scene

[orionfrommars]

he’s hungry 😋

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or do anything with my work]

[sodaft-potato]

A collection of Sonic drawings I don't think I've posted here before (hee hee ha).

[fbfh]

did you know that Dean wakes up one morning and realizes he has a fucking bombshell of a wife/husband/spouse, a cozy (slightly rural) suburban house, and not one but three fucking daughters???? Did you know that he woke up one morning to toddler giggles and little kid bickering and baby babbling????? and your girls come charging in hushing their little giggles so they don't wake up mommy and daddy and so OBVIOUSLY he has to pretend to be asleep so he doesn't foil their plan. he focuses all his energy on keeping his face and body relaxed, keeping his breathing even. they're whispering and babbling and Dean peeks an eye open and looks at the love of his life and these three angels with their daddy's attitude and their mama's heart. they have your eyes and his smile. they're... the best parts of both of you, and there's something entirely new and beautiful in each of them too.

Bobby Dean is your oldest, and her 4th birthday is just around the corner. She's 3 and 3/4 right now, and won't let anyone forget it.

Your second is Jodi John, or JJ informally. She's fought her way half way through the terrible twos and is already getting a head start on the whole 3 going on 13 thing.

Mary Cass, or Cassie, is your youngest. She's just over a year old, and wants to do everything her big sisters do.

And Dean is looking at your little girls, and at you. He sees the way the morning sunlight dapples in through the window and illuminates their tangled hair and disney princess nightgowns. Your face is all puffy from sleep, and you still smell like the apple pie you made yesterday.

it's real, he realizes. that pipe dream that apple pie life.

you gave that to him. you did that. you turned his deepest, most unspoken desires into a reality like it was nothing. and every ounce of joy and love and peace he feels every moment of every day, he owes it all to you. You try to tell him on occasion when he gets all sentimental on you, he deserves it. he deserves every good thing he feels, and he's so great with the girls, he's a natural dad and you couldn't possibly dream of a better husband to do it with.

Because at his heart, Dean is a family man. He's your family man.

[suguwu]

sae who is a little too interested in your complaints about your boyfriend’s decisions in bed.

[dustskullv]

this joke hit me in the head harder than the brain zaps

[floodflameschosen]

baby 🥺

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

[flowerakatsuka]

some random ship & oc charts i filled out recentlyyy

blank vers : 01 + 02 + 03

[lakeshorediving]

HEAR ME OUT kevin that gets into baking because the methodical nature of baking soothes him and it becomes a better coping mechanism than alcohol because instead of spiraling about The Horrors he’s becoming increasingly peeved because his macarons aren’t rising properly.

AND HEAR ME OUT AGAIN he also realizes that he can sometimes hide vegetables in his bakes as well and it becomes a thing where he sees how much he can trick Andrew into eating a vegetable (and maybe Andrew’s look of betrayal is indeed a little funny when Kevin casually goes “there was zucchini in that” after Andrew eats one of his bakes.)

[holyfreaks]

we need more freaky (and perverted) castiel fans. I'll go first

he drinks water like a cat, and when there's a thunderstorm he cums harder than ever and knocks out the local power grid

[hello-sweetheart]

[enters chat]

Eddie really fixated on a new book for HOURS

and Steve, really missing his boyfriend, just quietly lays next to him and colors in his tattoos with crayola markers

[exits chat]

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Is prowl the type of person who eats other people's leftovers at dinner? Like if he's out with bee and bee can't finish his food, does he just pass the plate over to prowl automatically??

There’s rarely anything left to pass over; Prowl is the sort of person who can discern, at the outset, if he’s dining with someone of poor appetitive mettle and immediately begins “relieving” them of choice morsels. His behaviour is so transparent and practical that nobody thinks to object.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Never gonna believe where i am again

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

I think a demon possessed me to make this