#he is alive and well

[queen-of-gotham]

Rex Sloan, with an ex-girlfriend he gossips with.

Like, she's pre-lobotomy, so she KNOWS he's a dick. But like??? They gossip about EVERYTHING. She knows everything that happens in the GDA and he knows who her co-workers are cheating with.

Like??? Do you see the vision

I doooo. I do see the vision. Hopefully this ficlet does your brain some justice 🙂‍↕️

Yap Sessions

Pairings: Rex Sloan x GN!Reader

Word count: 735

A/N: this is my first X Reader I’ve done in almost as long as immortal has been alive. So there’s that. 😅🙂‍↕️

Warnings: Rex is an asshole and is his own warning, mentions of sex but nothing explicit

Your small apartment is quiet when you first walk in. It had been a long day at work, one small thing after another weighing down on you, and all you really wanted was to collapse on the couch with the take away in your hand and the trashiest television you could find to stream.

And Rex? He knew he loved you. Deep down in his heart of hearts, in the catacombs of his soul where he’s too scared to travel, to realize, to listen really, he thinks you could even be the one. Admitting that to himself is a different story for a different day though when he hears your lock turn and watches your door swings open, hands full with food and your bag.

“Kate and immortal- stop screaming- Kate and immortal are fucking.”

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT.” You tell, startled by the sudden presence in your sanctuary. “Why the hell are you here, Rex? You can’t just *be* here.”

“Why not?” He asks, moving towards you to take the bag of food over to the couch, looks like you’d be sharing tonight through no warrant of your own.

“Because we broke up. Because *you* were fucking Kate. And Eve.” You remind him, huffing a bit as you toss your barista apron to the kitchen table and hang your bag on a hook by the door before joining him on the couch. “What do you mean Kate and Immortal are fucking?”

“I walked in on them in the shower! All three of her!” Rex exclaimed, and suddenly you weren’t so mad because if there was one thing, other than sex, you and Rex did well together, It was yap.

“Kinda serves you right though.” You say as you pop open the Chinese containers and getting your chopsticks open to eat. “Is his dick wrinkly cause he’s so old?”

“Wha- I mean, maybe, I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention to that part.” Rex pulls out a container right after you, helping himself, knowing that you wouldn’t say no.

“I mean fair. I’d like to think it’s wrinkly and his balls are saggy. I don’t think exercise and being buff as hell would change that aspect of growing old.” You state, giggling at the comment.

“No because, he’s probably not even shooting blanks at this point it’s probably just dust.” Rex agrees and you two laugh hard at the expense of his teammate at the GDA. “Speaking of dusty old men, how Cletus?”

You snort when he brings up a coworker at your coffee shop, an old man who had a tendency to flirt with all the women over forty who came into the shop. So you tell him, you catch him up on all the juicy gossip from the shop and how Cletus is fine but the real kicker is a young guy who’s just started and is sleeping his way through the staff, and the conversation just flows.

Your feet end up in his lap at some point after the Chinese food has been finished, and some show got put on the television for background noise. Rex’s hand rubs across your ankle subconsciously as he rambles on about the newest policy Cecil wants to implement and you just watch as he talks. You watch the way his mouth moves, the way his eyebrows tilt down a bit in aggravation, just how handsome he looks

All those feelings come flooding back for a moment, those feelings you can’t allow yourself to really feel anymore because Rex is Rex, and you know somewhere deep down in your gut these moments of domestic bliss never last. That you can’t love him enough to make him a better person.

So you let yourself revel in the moment, taking in all of his mannerisms you committed to heart a long time ago, and you can hope that maybe, just maybe, one day he’ll realize what he truly lost with you and change.

Until then, you’ll enjoy the sound of his voice and his laugh and everything that makes him your favorite asshole of a person, you’ll bask in every innocent touch, you’ll probably still answer every late night ‘u up?’ text because no one makes you feel as full intimately as he does, and you’ll keep hoping that maybe the stars will just right to bring you back together in a better way than you both were before.

[iliveforaussiegrit]

yes this aussie is enjoying oz 🥰

(John Bowe)📸

[kenjimiyazawawilllive]

Has your denial been effective, or are you moving on to the other stages of grief yet?

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[kiyoors]

smth about characters that are too op.. hmgn.. makes le pussè throb

[no-not-a-vampire-why-do-you-ask]

scary man: hello yes I am the Internal Revenue Service man and I am asking why you have not paid your taxes

me: oh yes I am sorry mr Internal Revenue Service man I will pay my taxes immediately

scary man: yes very good do you mind if I use your bathroom

me: yes you may use my very real functioning bathroom which I use often

scary man: *goes to use bathroom*

me: *does not eat scary man because I am not a vampire*

[mayhw]

OUR BOY IS BACK! I REPEAT! OUR BOY IS BACK!! 😭♥️♥️♥️

[thetriumphantpanda]

im just going to say it; Tommy needs to cuck off and let Pretty Girl and Joel and Joshua be together as a family.

You guys are so mean to Tommy sometimes! 😂 that man has been nothing but loving and understanding and I simply could never break his heart like that! I promise the ending is gonna be good!

[yorozoha]

Gojo died and came to the real world to be with me and we're both really happy together my parents love him and he's gonna marry me asap

[proseandpeonies]

i've been texting all my friends telling them that we had to put our university's anthropomorphic mascot down and then refusing to respond to their questions

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[bl00dalchemist]

I liked my Obito angry as hell, thanks very much.

[kabukiaku]

I think they would be good friends actually. 🖤💜👍

[shblackwoodart]

idk why he's dying in a swamp don't ask me

[cheriafreya]

Ratio and Aventurine before Rota Fortunae's events

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[eastofedean]

that's just dean post s15 to me btw