#he is constantly flirting with pigsy

[newkatzkafe2023]

Hi there!, can you make a monkey queen Y/N as Jessica rabbit?, i'm quite curious how the wukongs along with other characters in their fandom reacts to the wukong's wife being a iconic asexual beauty!

OK here goes nothing😅

(Lmk Wukong) SIMP NUMBER 1!!!! Well he's constantly blushing around us. And stumbling over his feet and chokes alot trying to talk. But he's so funny you couldn't let somebody like him get away. He sometimes tries to front his bravito but you can see right though him and love him the same and he would melt of he can.

(NR Wukong) SIMP NUMBER 2!!! He's has so many nosebleeds around us that you fear, you may have to take him to the ER. He flirts Constantly and would spoil you alot. But he's a silly and hyperactive old man that loves and care for you very much.he make you Laugh all day everyday and that's will always be a win.

(MKR Wukong) You find yourself taking care of this dude. Is that angry little street cat?That just needs someone to care about him Genuinely. And we don't mind him and his violence A lot of the time it's warranted and we hate how the monk doesn't appreciate it. In other news pigsy is envious of Wukong and he loves to rub it in his face.

(HIB Wukong) Thinks this is a cruel sick joke. I mean somebody pretty and extraordinary Like you is giving him attention and the time of day. Who put you up to this And how much are they paying you? But when he finds that everything you do is legit And you display such patience and kindness. And you'll love to play patty cake with Luier and Silly girl After teaching them. He loves you so much He just doesn't know what to do🥰🥰🥰🥰.

(Netflix Wukong) SIMP NUMBER 3!!!! This guy is desperate to impress you. You are so pretty and catches the eye of many That he feels.He needs to go all out and change a little bit just to keep you near. But Sometimes he trips and messes up and he ends up Making you laugh. And with that you stood by his side Watching his silly antics as he make you giggle and cuddle him.

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[mintiicinnamonii]

traffic light trio romantic headcanons!! (gender neutral reader)

Red Son

tsundere 100%

his primary ways of showing affection are gifts and words of affirmation. he’ll make inventions tailored specifically to your personality and needs, give you extravagant gifts like jewels and other fancy items

watching him work and listening to him infodump <33

he often uses poetic, fancy words, and when he praises you, its over the top (because hes red son, of course he’ll go above and beyond)

this man gets jealous VERY EASILY. Someone so much as looks in your direction? BOOM. DEAD.

he probably gets easily flustered too. cause like… look at him.

if you two get married, regardless of gender you would be the one to propose

has the more ‘submissive’ role of the relationship (i.e: you’re the one who courts him, you open the door for him etc)

im sorry simps but man is a BOTTOM (not sexually in this case LOL)

calls you darling, beloved, my love, and dear/dearest

fancy lil fella <33 probably wanted to take you out on an extravagant and amazing first date but flubbed the whole thing (you still love him)

you probably call him your wife 💀

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Mei

ADHD GF YEAHHHHHH

she probably shows you off to everyone she knows (including her followers)

”I LOVE THIS PERSON MORE THAN MY DAMN PARENTS” (she does..)

unlike Red Son, who’s relationship would have more romantic yaoi energy, Mei and you would have a more exciting, lively relationship

“hey mei where are we going” “idk” “have you been down this road” “no” “…lets see where it leads” “okay”

you’d react to fanart of you two together <33

she’s probably a tease, but not a flirt

she’ll be walking in a store and see something that reminds her of you constantly; she always thinks of you <3

the first to confess

wore a suit to your first date, bc SLAY WOMEN IN SUITS

you two drive around on her bike

probably doesnt use pet names.. she finds your name beautiful already

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MK

OKAY THIS MAN IS SO FAILWIFE

LIKE.. HE TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU, BUT IT SLAMS IN YOUR FACE

calls you sunshine. seriously calling you sunshine to MK is sun wukong to calling you peaches

stutters a LOT when talking to you/around you

this man is clingy as hell. he will get sad when you have to leave to work or get out of bed like.. THIS MAN NEEDS AFFECTION AND HE NEEDS IT NOW

protective dad pigsy is real, and MK is completely oblivious to it bc goober

i hc that he has inattentive adhd, so when he zones out you snap him out of it with a kiss

in his monkey form he PURRS

cries when he stubs your toe on accident

loves wearing your clothes, especially jackets and t shirts

compliment him and he goes crazy.

like.. “oh mk you look good today” or “hey sunshine”

BLOODY NOSE ON THE FLOOR DYING.

he is very easily flustered, but is less ‘angry wet cat’ about it than Red Son

more like “ueueuueueueu”

cheesy pick up lines!!

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This is my first time writing x readers, so if yall could gimme some tips or requests, that’ll be cool :3

if you dont like x readers, thats fine :D! I have multiple friends who don’t like x readers and its perfectly valid. I make other stuff too, like original content and such! have a good day!

[wukong-s-only-wife5000]

Hi are your requests still open? If they are can I request the jealous and he’s mad , prompts on the Macaque master list??? Please and thank you 🙏🏻!!!

LMK Macaque: Jealousy.

Word Count: 1915.

Content/Trigger Warnings: pushy guy that can't take a hint.

Authors Notes: Here's the He's Mad request too ^^. (wip)

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There were a lot of things Macaque learned since his reincarnation, especially about himself. One thing he never thought would have to be that seeing men around you made his skin crawl. In the few months you've known each other, seeing you smile with someone that wasn't him made his skin crawl. Seeing you laugh and smile with someone else made his skin crawl, and seeing someone make physical contact with you made his fur stand on end, and he often found himself snarling with his tail twitching uncontrollably. 

Unfortunately for Macaque, a certain Monkey King had witnessed the snarling this time. Wukong smirked mischievously when he saw what had made his beloved friend so… primal. He studied Macaque closely as the male, he forgot his name, constantly flirted with you. Now, usually Wukong would have put the guy in his place for bugging you… BUT SEEING MACAQUE LIKE THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! 

The male in question was the one you went on a double date with, from what you had told Wukong, it was when you saw Macaque again. Did he get past his jealousy at how close you got to the other demon? Course not, but he eventually learned to get over himself since you seemed happy when you told him about what happened that day, and how your date went. 

Since then, Wukong and basically everyone else, but you noticed how possessive Macaque was where you were concerned, especially if you get hit on. 

Sooo… like right now. As you promised, you visited the noodle shop the first chance you got. You ‘just so happened’ to run into Macaque on the way there so you invited him to tag along and enjoyed small talk on the way there. What you didn't expect though was to see a familiar face, well, faces. One of them being Wukong, who was enjoying noodles and talking with MK, the other being your friend Sofia and her boyfriend Jeremy.

At first, you didn't acknowledge Sofia and her company sitting at a table, only focused on your belly as you ordered a nice big bowl of noodles that Pigsy was eager to get. Sofia was the one to acknowledge you first, waving you over, but you motioned for her to give you a minute.

Why is this tool here? Macaque thought to himself in annoyance, Wukong snickering silently when he noticed his old friend’s pout.

“Aren't you hungry?” you turned your attention to Macaque with a smile, taking account of his sour mood. “You okay, Mac?”

The nickname made his heart race for some reason, and he had to look away from you. After a few seconds, he offered you a simple nod before he too ordered a bowl of noodles.

“(Y/n)!” Sofia yelled at you over.

“I said wait!” you snapped at your impatient friend before carefully taking the delicious bowl of noodles. “I'll be right back,” you looked at Wukong and MK.

“Take your time,” Wukong grinned as MK too waved you off with a reassuring smile.

“Sorry,” you smiled at Macaque, “you can join us if you want.”

“You go, I'll be here,” he assured, not trusting himself to be close to the male and risk hurting him.

“Suit yourself,” you shrugged and walked over to Sofia’s table with your bowl.

He was being so obvious about it, but you were oblivious to it… or maybe you just didn't care? Who knows. With Macaque falling more into his animalistic side as the time went on, Wukong had entertainment to last him years. Growling and hissing quietly, everyone was expecting the guy to disappear when this was all over, if he was lucky enough to stay alive that long. 

The group all watched as you greeted Sofia, then looked at Macaque who glared daggers at the male who tried talking to you, then back to you. You weren't looking forward to talking to him again, so you tried to collect yourself the closer you got to the table, having no choice but to sit next to him and talk to Sofia who sat in front of you.

“What’s wrong, bud?” Wukong’s voice never failed to irk him. “Jealous that your pretty girl’s getting hit on?”

Something about you being called his girl made his heart race again, hearing it from Wukong felt like an acceptance he didn't know he craved. His eyes lingered on you for a while before Wukong leaned in front of him to see his face.

“You really gonna sit here and brood?”

“I'm not brooding, I don't brood,”

“Sure you don't, bud,” he patted Macaque’s shoulder and sat beside him again. “You better not disappoint me, ya know.”

“What are you talking about?” Macaque looked at Wukong with a raised brow.

“I've decided to give you a chance to be with (Y/n),” he stated as if it were obvious. “Don't make me regret it~” he glanced at you and the male who sat beside you. “You aren't gonna let some human guy take her from you… are you?”

“She doesn't want him,” Macaque brushed him off and turned to eat his noodles. 

“Oh yeah? And how would you know that, tough guy?” he raised a brow, curious about Macaque’s confident posture.

“You didn't see how annoyed she was with him that day,” he glanced at Wukong.

“People change,” Wukong sang teasingly as he got up in Macaque’s face. “Case in point, you're all in love~”

“Shut up, moron,” he shoved Wukong’s face away from him. “She's facing away from him, focused on her friend and not making eye contact with the guy.”

“Oh~” Wukong smirked teasingly, “you're really studying her while acting all cool and collecting,” he leaned into his ear. “But we both know that seeing her close to that guy is making your blood boil,.” his grin grew when he noticed the shadow under Macaque seemed to grow. “I'm proud though, way to work on your self-control, man.”

“Hey, did you get to see that new movie showing? I heard it’s really good,” the voice got their attention and they both focused on you. 

“No, I didn't get the chance to see it yet,” you said boredly before slurping your noodles. This would have to be the first time you acknowledged him since you sat down.

“We should go see it sometime, while it’s still showing,” Lin Shi, desperate determined to get a second date out of you, suggested with a smile. 

“No, thanks, I'm good,”

“Why not?” he tilted his head and leaned in close to see your face. “Didn't you like our last date?”

It was infuriating. You thought to yourself, but chose not to respond.

“C'mon, lay off man, she's not interested,” Jeremy said, but was ignored.

“One chance,” he said softly with a smile he thought was charming.

“Don't want to,” you glanced at him. “Like ever,” you added, but it was clear he didn't know when he was beaten.

“C'mon, one night won't hurt anyone,” he chuckled softly, attempting to touch you but he couldn't move.

“You'd be surprised,” Macaque snarled, finally cutting in, using his ability to secure Lin Shi by his shadow. “She said she doesn't want to go with you,” Lin Shi looked at Macaque with a raised brow.

“I wasn't talking to you, monkey boy,” he said and motioned for him to beat it. “Now move before I make you.”

“Are you challenging me?” Macaque chuckled in amusement. 

“Macaque, don't,” you warned, trying to avoid a fight.

“Better listen to her, wouldn't want to hurt you too bad,” he glared at the dark themed primate.

“Lin, cool it, man. Don't go picking a fight,” his friend, Sofia’s new boyfriend, tried to calm things down before they escalated.

“Trust me, you don't want to pick a fight with him,” you warned, looking at Wukong with a ‘help me’ look, but he only smiled at you and gave an ‘oh well’ shrug. 

This damn bastard is just enjoying the show! You thought to yourself in annoyance. I'm gonna thump him when this is over!

“You think I'm afraid of some monkey demon?” He laughed a bit, his red eyes making an appearance and took you both by surprise. The lack of shock from Jeremy and Sofia made it clear they already knew he was a demon. 

Seeing someone’s true colours really is something to behold… you thought to yourself as you watched Shin. 

“Oh ho, so you're a demon too, huh?” Macaque tilted his head a bit, clearly amused. 

“What of it, emo boy?” Lin Shi glared.

“Oh boy,” you mumbled.

Before Macaque could react, you did something that shocked everyone, Wukong and MK’s jaw dropped as you grabbed him and kissed him like your life depended on it. It was rash, but it calmed him down real quick. You slowly pulled back, looking at him as his face flushed darker.

“Not how I thought our first kiss would happen, but I’ll take it,” he winked and grinned one of his infamous cocky grins when he collected himself. Now it was your turn to blush, you were quick to look away from him and look at the shocked group in front of you. 

“You're actually with that freak?” he asked in disgust, you were about to give him a piece of your mind for calling Macaque a freak, but the six eared Macaque rested a hand on your shoulder.

“Yes she is,” he said with confidence that made you blush. The aura that surrounded him darkened, his gaze turned sinister and made the guy stumble back, tripping over himself. “So beat it and leave her alone before I make you regret it.” he glared at Shin before he stiffly smiled. “Are we clear?”

“Yeah, we’re clear” he nodded vigorously, lips quivering.

“Beat it,” he ordered, “before I show you what I can really do.”

You all watched the terrified demon bolt out of the noodle shop, tripping over himself to get away. You've never seen someone run as fast as Shin did.

That was kinda hot… you thought to yourself as you looked up at Macaque from the corner of your eye.

I'm never going to be able to live this down… he thought to himself when he got a glimpse of Wukong’s mischievous, shit eating grin, but then focused on Sofia and her boyfriend.

“You're that puppet guy, aren't you,” Sofia asked knowingly. 

She's a sharp one. He thought to himself as he folded his arms.

“Yeah,” Macaque nodded.

“And the date you went on…?” she trailed off as she looked at you.

“Yep…” you said awkwardly. “With him.”

“You had a boyfriend… AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!” she snapped, making you flinch even though you thought you were prepared for it.

“We’re not really… dating yet…” you rubbed your fingers together sheepishly.

“Yet, huh?” Macaque smirked at you, making you glanced at him once more, but quickly looked away.

“Well…” you blushed and refused to look at him. “I didn't go out with you for nothing…”

“Well then,” he looked down at you with a grin, “wanna go see that new movie that started showing?” 

“Yeah,” you managed a smile when you finally looked at him. “I'd like that…”

“Finally!” Sofia’s loud voice made you jump a bit as she grinned that grin you didn't trust. “I finally have someone to embarrass (Y/n)!”

“Oh gods no…” you mumbled, blushing as Macaque simply grinned and enjoyed it fully.

[sin1039]

Li-mei's backstory part two:

Things were fine, until Li-mei’s 16th birthday, it was a rainy night and Feng was running late to make it back home to Li-mei and Chih-Cheng from the store to buy Li-mei’s favorite cake, plum cake, as Feng was on his way home, a speeding car lost control and hit Feng, a civilian saw and called for an ambulance and Feng was rushed to the hospital. Li-mei and Chih-Cheng were still waiting for Feng to return until they got a call from the hospital informing them on what had happen to Feng and to hurry to the hospital right away. They rushed to the hospital and as they arrived, the doctor just finished operating on Feng and told Li-mei and Chih-Cheng that they did the best they could but sadly there wasn’t much they could do, he might not make it to morning, devastated, Li-mei and Chih-Cheng decided to spend the rest of Li-mei’s birthday by Fengs side, Feng was happy to see Li-mei and Chih-Cheng but he knew that he was going to die and started apologizing to Li-mei for ruining her birthday and said she'll be fine withou him. The night grew long and Fengs final words to Li-mei was that he loves her and happy birthday, then he  loved his eyes to sleep but never woke up. This truly changed Li-mei, she did everything she could to stay close to her brother and father by continuing h we training and even started to teach in the dojo with her grandfather, she taught the younger children while her grandfather taught older children, eventually she decided to move out of her grandfathers home and live on her own, she loved her grandfather but she felt it was time to live on her own now, he understood her and decided to help her find a place, which he did and it’s close to no other than pigsys noodles, where she was a regular customer at once she moved into her apartment. She became close friends to MK and with his friends as well. She even met the one and only monkey king, who apparently fell in love with her at first sight, which made it very difficult for Li-mei to want to be around him, especially since every time he’d see her he'd flirt with her constantly and ask her out but every time, she’d simply say no do to the fact she doesn’t see him that way, one particular day while Li-mei was in her room cleaning, she heard a huge bang and crashing sounds from her living room, so she rushed out to see what was going on and then she saw a monkey that looked like the monkey king but with black fur, she noticed that he was fighting other demons, seeing he was outnumbered, she decided to help and changed into her monkey form and help the best way she could, she did noticed that the demons looked more like shadow figures but payed no attention to it. Once they defeated the demons, she returned to her human form and went uo to the mysterious monkey, he apologized for ruining her apartment and introduced himself as Macaque, she introduced herself to him and asked on why he was fighting those strange demons, he simply said that he was trying to retrieve something and they just attacked to keep him from getting it. She didn’t bother to ask any further and started to wonder what she’s going to do about her apartment. Macaque offered Li-mei to stay with him at his place until her apartment was fixed again, bit little did she know that the fight was no accident but all staged in order for her to come with him and use her against monkey king and MK. Without knowing this, Li-mei agreed, she packed what she needed and moved in with Macaque at his place, but as time passed, Macaque and Li-mei began to grow close, Macaque started to feel something for Li-mei that he hadn't felt before, but was scared to get to close for he didn’t want to get hurt again lie he did from his past, he then decided to let his walls down completely for Li-mei when she starts to open to him more about herself and her past, he was falling for his own act that he completely forgot about his original plan for her. Will Li-mei ever find put about his true intentions? Will Macaque ever let himself be vulnerable with Li-mei as she is with him? Will they be more? Find out!

[skellebonez]

(I saw the new prompt list and I couldn't help myself)

Fluff prompt #18 with FreeNoodleshipping please?

I have been looking forward to this prompt since you sent it, it fits perfectly with one of my headcanons (that they knew each other before MK). So much I went overboard... again... 

“You come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”

It was that guy again, the... well, he didn’t know exactly what his profession was now that he thought about it. Given his glasses and the fact he was always with a book or two and sometimes paperwork he just kind of assumed he was either a scholar, student, or librarian of some sort. He could have just been a huge unemployed nerd for all he knew, but considering he came into the shop at least 3 times a week that was unlikely unless he had some kind of cash squirrelled away.

His clothes were fancy enough that he wouldn’t put it past the other man, but he also seemed to wear two or three copies of the same outfit (he noticed that one sleeve on one of his tops was starting to fray and he could tell the difference now and he was not going to think too much about why he noticed that) which contradicted that as well. The man was as much of an enigma as he was a regular.

He ordered a different bowl every time, only repeating orders once he had tried everything. At first he simply came in for food and sat in the seat closest to the back of the shop for obvious privacy, but at some point he started to move closer and closer to the counter until he just took a seat at the farthest counter stool every time it was open.

Today the Scholar (he figured that was the most likely answer even if he was wrong) took his seat and ordered without opening a single book. He hadn’t even brought one. Odd. As he ate his noodles he actually seemed to try to eat slower than normal. Also odd.

He ate slow enough that Pigsy noticed that it was at least 20 minutes past when he normally would have had only broth left to sip as he read or wrote. The shop was completely empty aside from the two of them, normal lunch rush gone like normal.

“Sooooo...” For the first time outside of ordering the man spoke to him, looking down at the pig’s shirt instead of his face, smiling awkwardly. “UH...  you... You come here often?”

“Well considering I work here, yes,” Pigsy replied in confusion, raising a brow. “I own the shop, sir.”

The man’s face fell into an expression that could only be read as “kill me now I no longer want to live in this world”, ears and face reddening as an embarrassed flush overtook him. “A-ah... yes. You... you do...”

To be honest it was kind of cute. Pigsy let himself smile and chuckle a bit, shaking his head. “Happens to the best of-” the man picked up his bowl and chugged the rest of the broth, slamming the bowl down and standing. “-us...”

“Thank you very much for the delicious food,” was the flat and overly formal reply that came from the man as he bowed, gaze turned toward the ground even after he straightened back up as he immediately headed out the door. It took Pigsy a moment to react, the man’s bizarre actions surprising him so much, and it took another moment to realize...

“Hey! HEY!” He ran out the front after the man, barely able to catch up to him before he turned a corner. “You didn’t pay for your noodles!”

Freezing, the man buried his face in his hands and groaned loudly, muttering a muffled “I’m so so sorry Mr. Pigsy I- sorry” before he turned to face the noodle shop owner and rifle through his pockets. And rifle through his pockets... and... “Ah... I... seem to have forgotten my wallet...”

Defeated. That’s what the man looked like in one word. Completely and utterly defeated. Like the world’s saddest lost puppy entered into a dog show that somehow knew it landed last place.

Sighing, Pigsy mustered up a softer smile and shook his head. “Hey, guy, I can tell you’re having an off day. How’s about I open up a tab for ya?” It wasn’t something he’d ever really done for anyone before, but this guy had been dinning in his shop almost since the week it opened up. It was the least he could do just this once.

“Really?” He finally turned to Pigsy to look him in the eyes and he could see the flush on his face had deepened even farther. Poor guy must be really embarrassed.

“Yeah, just need your name. Or any name, as long as I can match it to your face.”

“Uh...” The man blinked, finally smiling for the first time since his awkward blunder. “Tang. My name is Tang.”

“Alright, Mr. Tang,” Pigsy laughed, an actual happy laugh. Finally, he had a name for this mystery guy! “You got one tab open. Just remember to fill it next time ya come in.”

“Oh, please, no formalities necessary!” He insisted, shaking his head. “Just Tang is fine!”

“Then just Pigsy is fine for me too,” the shorter man insisted. “No Mr. Pigsy. Now I can see you’re in a rush, don’t let me keep ya.” He turned and waved behind him as he made his way back to his shop. “See ya in a couple days, Tang.”

He could have sworn he heard an odd inhale from the man, but that was probably just the sound of someone else on the street. He looked forward to seeing Tang again, the guy seemed interesting now that he finally got the chance to talk to him. If a bit easily embarrassed.

[fangirlingpuggle]

LMK role swap AU I am very tired sorry if this is dumb.

Swap where

PIF and Tang (Tang being immortal demon in this AU and PIF being reincarnation of the pilgrim)

DBK and Pigsy

Red Son and MK

Bai Hei and Mei (LBD being one of he other pilgrims in this and Bai he being her descendant while Dragon of the west sea is an antagonist and Mei is their vessel)

Mac and SWK

Mayor and Sandy

So Macaque is the one to go on the journey to the west while SWK is imprisoned as a way to release him not that SWK knows this. The one going on the journey is PIF’s previous incarnation and the others are DBK’s previous incarnation, Lady bone demon and the mayors previous incarnation/warrior. Pigsy and Tang being 2 of the antagonists they meet along the way as well as their young kid MK. SWK escaping the mountain while they group are on their journey and thinking Mac abandoned him leading to him attacking the group, Mac not being able to kill him or talk him down so sealing him away.

Not that that lasts for long the Dragon of the west sea releasing him in secret from his prison, same kinda deal with LBD only dragon making SWK give an oath or vow that binds him (SWK thinking he’s powerful enough to stop it but not being able to) while he’s out him training MK and being in contact with Tang, Pigsy also being sealed away by Mac maybe in lantern?.

Macaque staying on flower fruit mountain by himself after his group pass away. PIF and DBK being reincarnations who got together and had Red Son, them running a noodle shop in town. Red still being an inventor and Bai he being basically his little sister type friend who tags along.

Red ending up crashing into Tang and Mk’s plan to release Pigsy with spell from lantern, Red ending up being able to use lantern/shadow powers and Mac meeting and training him as his successor. Red constantly trying to combine tech with the shadow powers and Mac being like

Mac: ‘...Kid I 100% respect the drama levels and showman ship...but that is going to explode and you are going to die...and then your mom is going to find out am I am going to die’

RS: I thought you were immortal?

Mac: your mother will find a way

PIF giving the if one hair on my kids head is out of place I will destroy you speech when Mac starts training him. Mac remembering her previous incarnation and knowing she is serious.

(Mac and RS are the most dramatic duo)

Red Son and MK constantly fighting but also being super awkward one accidentally flirting with the other and then both turning into blushing messes while Bai he just stands their at the side filming it for blackmail.

PIF/DBK and Tang/Pigsy being the most love-struck flirty ridiculous couples ever, and Mk and Red son being like ‘Oh gods no please not now please were about to go into a big fight can you please please not’

Mac and SWK having dramatic reunions and Red/MK awkwardly standing to the side as they watch the miscommunication romcom of their mentors life...They do eventually reveal to SWK the reason Mac went on the journey and that he had never been abandoned...SWK wants to reunite with Mac but... well the oath doesn't make that possible at all.

Sorry if this makes zero sense I am super tired right now.

[frenzyartist-voe]

I may have forgotten to post my a03 stuff here whoops-

Oh That grin: Monkey king (reborn) x gn!reader

Oh that grin. That impish, toothy grin. One meant to be intimidating, as it often got it's desired effect if Brother pigsy's face and reactions were anything to go by.

It made sense the pig would be scared, afterall the monkey HAD made several threats towards the pig or other beings, always paired with that shiny smile.

Meant to be intimidating? Sure. Did it have that effect on you? Nope.

Instead your heart foolishly fluttered or swelled to the point you worried it might pop.

A grin meant to bring terror or overall fear into those it was directed at, only had the opposite effect on you, always bringing some form of positive feeling to you.

You loved it, and the feeling that came with it that made your head swim.

 You would do anything to see his cheeky little grin more often.

 

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Did that "anything" include tripping over some unseen thing on your path? IN FRONT OF THE MONKEY KING!?

Absoutely not. That was the least possible thing you could have added to your to do list.

 Especially hearing the loud laughter that rumbled from the lips of your hog like brother. His laughter failed to cease as you tried to gather yourself, only bringing the feeling of hot shame onto the back of your neck.

"I know I can be known as devilishly handsome..but I didn't think you'd fall for me so soon.." a furred hand was outstretched towards you, waiting semi patiently for you to grasp onto it.

The voice, paired with knowing who the voice belonged to, tied with the words themselves? Stunned you. Was the monkey you had known through this trip as a more reserved, tsundere worthy title...flirting with you?

The oddity of it all showed clearly on your face, which seemed to snap the other from whatever weirdly flirty bravado he had assumed at your fall.

He no longer waited for you to grasp his hand, and instead firmly grasped yours, yanking you upwards in such a way that made you stumble.

However you were very determined not to fall again and embarrass yourself further, So you balanced yourself, digging the heels of your shoes into the ground for support.

It was only when you had finally come to stand properly did you notice that the obnoxious laughter of brother pigsy had stopped.

In fact the air was filled with banter, some playful and some not as monkey and Bajie went back and forth.

Wukong was so absorbed in his conversation or rather argument with the other, that he hadn't spared you as much as a glance. The outright refusal to look at you after the odd stunt he had just pulled? Made much more sense. Something so rational and simple your brain sobered up rather quickly.

With your mind more focused, you noted the absence of the briefly warm touch you had felt from wukong, you were able to listen to the drifting conversation.

Or at least bits and pieces of it as ur seems you had fallen a bit behind.

"When did Y/N get so clumsy~?"

"You act as if you don't stumble around constantly, tripping over nothing but your own feet!"

"In fact.." the king paused as he noticed you had began to catch up with the group, that devilish grin you both loved and hated growing on his face as his attention directed back towards the hog.

"You stumble around so much that it's a wonder you have legs..you don't really deserve them..you'd do just fine rolling around........."

The last of the conversation was lost on you, Your mind becoming a bit clouded again.

Why?

 

Because of that dammed grin.

Because of that dammed grin.

 

Time and time again his impish little grins would throw your poor mortal heart around, taking it and giving you more and more reason to think your death may come sooner then you expected.

Your heart had melted, skipped, fluttered and even done a few loop-de-loops.

How much more you could take? You most certainly weren't sure.

But with how determined The monkey king unconsciously seemed to be to kill it, you figured it was only a matter of time before you risked an out right heart attack at his treatment of it.

With that in mind...the first thought you should have, would be to draw away, pull away from the barbed clutches of the rather confusing monkey.

That's the thought you should have. Not to say it's the thought you did have.

Afterall, a beautiful rose always came with a few thorns. And wukong? Was most definitely that rose.

His ego, temper, and overall brashness was something you doubted you would ever get used to handling. But you could easily forget the pricks of those thorns by the soft comfort his presence seemed to bring to your life.

And you could never forget that grin...no matter how hard you tried.

 And unbeknownst to you, the monkey had caught every one of your affectionate gazes or motions he was sure you didn't mean for him to catch.

Maybe all those gazes and actions he had seen you make were what prompted him to outright do something as foolish as flirt with you.

Not that he would do it again. It was cheesy and embarrassing, and he would deny it if you ever brought it up again.

But for now..he would enjoy the soft moments between you too, or even just the sigh of your flushed face.

Knowing it was because of him..

And his stupid little grin.

[starsfic]

Another MKsdadshipping prompt: Pigsy or Tang or both, your choice, find Wukong and start flirting with him. Wukong has a kinda good idea on what they’re trying to do then makes an attempt to fluster them instead, rather he’s successful is up to you (but it’s probably not that hard to make those dorks blush XD). Thanks!

This week had been... weird.

Since the second journey to the west, Wukong had been spending more and more time off Flower Fruit Mountain and with the rest of the crew. He couldn't help it, especially after all the forced bonding!

It also helped that Pigsy and Tang were cute.

But, throughout this week, the last two had been acting... strange, for lack of a better word. They had been showing up out of blue and Wukong had found himself flustered in ways he was pretty sure only a few peach maidens, Macaque, and Tripitaka knew. That led to him constantly finding himself hiding out, calming himself down.

The worse part was that he hadn’t seen MK. The kid usually didn’t miss training. With that reminder, Wukong pulled out his phone. He should probably call him to see what was going on-

“Hi, Wukong!”

That was it.

Wukong turned, aiming a smile at Tang and Pigsy. 

The two stopped with twin looks of uncertain confusion, the latter hiding a bouquet of pretty yellow flowers behind his back. “Hey there.” He strolled up, pressing a kiss to Tang’s cheek. “Really sorry, but I have to go find our kid. Pigsy, you look great! Sorry, I’ll see you later.”

He snatched the bouquet from Pigsy’s hand and the small folded piece of paper visible from Tang’s pocket. He grinned as the two lit up in red, making finger guns as he backwards walked out the cave. (Definitely not tripping over a bush, no siree.)

After handing the bouquet to a monkey, ordering them to place the flowers in a vase, he unfolded the paper.

It was a list, titled Ways to Fluster Wukong.

Written in handwritten calligraphy that he hadn’t seen in years but was still very familiar.

“Oh, that...”

-_-

Xiaotian had convinced them to take a break from the Tang and Pigsy and Wukong Show to watch a movie. He looked away from the singing on-screen when his phone buzzed. He pulled it out.

It was from a number he didn’t recognize.

You know, I thought putting you under the mountain would mellow you out. It worked wonders for me!

DBK was tempted, briefly, to get mad.

Then he turned off his phone and returned his attention to the movie and the kids.

Later.

[monkelong]

Some Monkey king headcanons but I drew them :D

Monkey King will misuse trendy or cool word that he heard from Mk

When Pigsy and Tang are left alone together they'll just constantly flirt between each other

Also i drew Mei and Red son in some more modern clothes. Red son would definitely dress like an edgy e-boy

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Y/N was like Jax from tadc!

(Lmk Wukong) Wukong thought that he was the king of pranks That was untill he met you. Your a rather Unusual looking rabbit demon. You're smiling constantly and you at wearing pink overalls. Not to mention it seems you are have very full curves. Look relatively harmless until Showed everyone that you're not. He was the main target of your pranks. Whether it be the candy apple that was actually an onion trick or the cookies filled with toothpaste, He was not pleased with what you do. And the final straw was that you once put a family of spiders in mk's bed. Then he went to confront you and before he could scold you. For your actions, you were like it's about time You came to see me. I was wondering win the king was gonna give little me some attention. Ok now Wukong is perplexed You mean to tell him that the reason you are doing? All this is because you want his attention. You couldn't just went up and talked to him. You finally responded with well. Where's the fun in that. This is the beginning of a rather interesting relationship.

(NR Wukong) Okay would you believe me if I said this all started with a bowling ball. You were over hear dropping balling balls on random demons and unfortunately that ended up being him. You quickly saw that that was the monkey king himself and boy did you run Like your life depended on it. The next day this dude somehow found you, He demanded to know why you hit him with a bowling ball effort. She was trying gonna play dumb to it. But it looks like he means business so you just told them that He wasn't your target. The exchange gets heated and he finally says that I hope You know that this means war. Oh he came to challenge you to a prank war Game on hot old man monkey.

(MK Reborn Wukong) You are the bain of this monkey's existence. This rabbit demon has been messing with him and his group for weeks. Fun fact you once Wrote the word nerd On master tang forehead. You put spicy peppers in pigsy's soup and feed a lemon to fruity. Yeah you are freaking menace and your relationship was a lot like tom and jerry. This man was always yelling and trying to fight you. But you would always quickly escape with your infinite stamina. This goes on for far too long to the point where master Tang decided, To just bring you along the journey to enlightenment and You told him that the only reason you're accepting is because of the hot Angry monkey who always tried to chase you. The look on his face was priceless

(HIB Wukong) You make this man so tired you are just to full of energy for him. And he tends to brush off your pranks. As little inconveniences which annoys you alot. You guys me On his travels to Hun Dun. You of course was flirting with him a little bit before offering your hand To introduce yourself with he did want to shake it he got shocked. You explained to him that you picked up static before making contact with him. He already knows that this is going to be a long day

(Netflix Wukong) Oh how you have made the world's most hilarious enemy. This guy would engage with a prank war with you with no problem. Weeks of onslaught pranks on each other, while sometimes getting people caught in the crossfire was quite thrilling. You guys decided to take a break and actually Talk to each other and found that. You guys have a lot more in common than you think. Not to mention he's quite cute to you. I guess you can always see what this adventure would take you two.

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