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STILL thinking about that confrontation from earlier. fucking. "what's up kidnapper" and forever not believing bad (and bad lying directly to his face) and then when forever tried to hug him Bad Stepped Back. and then later tonight when bad got lassoed by tubbo and bagi, bad called to forever for help first. and bad showing forever a fake cell and forever telling him that this isn't how they get dapper back and the "you can kidnap me" and bad telling bagi that he's going to keep checking on the appreciation room because forever told him too and. they care about each other SO MUCH but they trust each other SO LITTLE. can anyone hear me look at them. look at them. they've been so dysfunctional but now they're finding something closer to an equilibrium. how long will that last. they've tried and they've failed to kill each other. holding these cubes so fucking gently and then i am putting them in a glass jar and shaking it violently.
#qsmp#4halo#qsmp shipping#their dynamic as a platonic thing makes me crazy too but i've decided to just fully embrace my shipping side#i normally dont ship anyone but there is a DEARTH of my fave 4halo shipping vibes so sure lets go silly lets go crazy#these cubes are gay and they want to kiss so bad it makes them look stupid etc etc etc#but more seriously. look at them#it's dysfunctional in the way that most of bad's close relationships are dysfunctional#but while foolish just sort of vibes with the torments forever goes out of his way to Get Bad Back#bad LIVES for that shit he's getting so much enrichment
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I had an appointment today and got bored ✌🏼
It's based on one of my blurbs and the outfit is from Cocktail :D
Basically Mav is on medical leave for reasons so he stays on Ice's pjs and let's his hair grow out because nobody can tell him what to do.
The husky's name is Laika. Mav got her for Ice on their first anniversary (she even has her own dog tags 🥺)
#Mav has an ice cube necklace because he thinks he's hilarious#Ice will never admit it but he loves it#Laika is best dog#Mav teaches her to jump on Slider#it has lead to many accidents and broken stuff in the house#Ice is not amused#I might write the blurb#it's very adorable in my head#trans maverick#trans pete maverick mitchell#tgm#tg#top gun#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#top gun 1986#top gun fanart#icemav#fanart#HelloI'mHayden#Mav is a menace#Air Gays™#mxhyde
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need to make a cool bear oc ..... jim gets twink death later but hes still like. an otter at most
#🟩 the cube speaks#i do love jim hes one of my number 1 blorbos#but i want an excuse to draw bears (as in the gay men)#idk ill come with something eventually
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Welcome back! I love transformers! Which continuity are you interested in? Any favorite characters in particular? Do you have any oc’s? (No pressure if you don’t I’m just curious) <3
Thank you, it's good to be back abfjdbdk! and HECK YEAH TRANSFORMERS 🤝!!!
Thank you for providing me with the opportunity to Talk About Transformers, I will take it graciously and with extreme amounts of vigour and rambling!
Under the cut because of the aforementioned vigour and rambling.
To answer your first question: I'm largely into the IDW (2005) comics, Animated, and Aligned (TFP) continuities! I've also started watching the original G1 cartoon and Cyberverse which has been really fun!! (I'm absorbing so much information. I'm also idly keeping up with the new Skybound comics, which have me yelling screaming crying etc.)
As for characters... I would say I have no favourite/s except I do also own 1 (one) Transformer and well. for something that basically turns into a brick, he gives me immense amounts of joy.
But yes, other than Soundwave, (who has charmed me in every continuity I've seen so far!!) it's a constantly rotating roster because there are SO many characters to think about (which differ from continuity to continuity!!) and I am having the time of my LIIIIFE!!!
It's so funny going from UT/UTMV to TF because UT fans have a lot of focus on Versions of Literally The Same Two Guys, whereas TF has an overabundance of options to pick and choose from (I love both!!! I just think it's very funny in comparison whfjfbek)
Anyway, I am a big fan of a lot of characters from IDW and particularly MTMTE because they're all a bunch of little FREAKS and I love them. But! If I had to pick a few from there, I'm particularly fond of (in no particular order) Drift, Whirl, First Aid, Ratchet, Swerve, Brainstorm, ALSO NAUTICA I love her dearly!!!!
I'm also a Tarn girlie at heart u_u I am not immune to "big bad dude with a mask and a sexy voice just so many problems". Also I have a special place in my heart for Spinister and Pipes rhfjfbejfbk (I love the Scavengers [similarly, a bunch of little freaks] and Pipes makes me SO SAD. WAIT- ANOTHER CHARACTER THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD: IDW SUNSTREAKER. (He was my first taste of the Horrors of the IDW comics and that STUCK with me)
Similarly, I think the Constructicons (+Prowl in IDW) and Combaticons have SUCH fascinating dynamics hjsjkhksjdfh,, combiners got me going crazy... I NEED to find out more about the other combiner teams. It's a fascinating concept.
As for other continuities... Animated has me sick over Blurr, Shockwave and Swindle, and... well, Optimus has intensely kissable lips in this series. Why did they make him like that. I'm also very fond of TFA!Starscream- he was my favorite back when I watched the series as a kid and it was very fun seeing him with fresh eyes LMAO
Fun fact: TFP was a large part of what got me to actually sit down and check out Transformers but... I actually still haven't watched the series itself (つω⊂* ) I just saw TFP!Soundwave and went "OH okay, I love him and need to find out more" which quickly expanded into me going on a deep dive into Transformers, and resurfacing about a month later having read all the IDW 2005 comics and about an equal amount of fanfic for various continuities whfjgbjrbfk,, BUT even though I haven't watched it yet- TFP already has me hooked on Knockout, Ratchet (and Soundwave ofc LMAO)
And the last answer; unfortunately I don't have any TF OCs (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)........
.........YET.
I have many Thoughts but haven't put together any designs because I want to get better at drawin mechs before I jump into making my own! Hopefully that way I have a better idea of how to put em together LMAO. That being said, I Am in fact plagued with ideas!! Like!!! I'd loooove to take a crack at trying to put together a sailplane/glider OC!
(LOOK AT THEM STUPID LONG WINGS...)
Or!! A pair of mechs, one whos an imaging satellite and the other a telescope! (Real starcrossed lovers type deal... both meant to only watch from afar, both longing to be in the other's place/by their side)
I also have a tradition of making sonas that have wings but can't fly, so I kinda want to make a TF sona with a similar concept- either just with good ol doorwings, or maybe a flier with a messed up gyro which causes problems staying upright in the air 🤔
Anyway!!! This is really long again! Oops but not oops because we all knew this would happen. Thank you again for the ask!! (and the excuse to yell about Transformers shfngbekbgm) Now I will return to my daily schedule of listening to. eurobeat and the Transformers Devastation soundtrack. Bye
#velwy.txt#inbox#anon#tbh. u could probably track my various character/ship obsessions via my ao3 bookmarks fhdkf#except uh. pls dont do that. i dont think i can handle the embarrassment LMAO i have so much Raunchy bullshit bookmarked kjdhkjdhtg#ALSO IVE BEEN MEANING TO READ IDW 2019 but. they killed brainstorm like immediately and i just went D: whfjfgjk ill go back to it eventuall#prowl has a bird there. i need to know more.#AND ARMADA. i keep hearing good stuff about it!!!! RAGH#its only been like 2? 3? months. Im in so fucking deep#ALSO WHYD NOBODY TELL ME HOW GAY TRANSFORMERS IS. ESPECIALLY IDW.#i kept going 'WAIT THATS A CANON COUPLE????'#like it exists!!! in canon!!!!!!!!! and isnt just a fandom thing!!!?!?#which also made it infinitely more funny going straight from that to TFA#where i realised that canon shockblurr pretty much has the onscreen chemistry of a guy and the guy he turns into a cube#its fantastic fhfjhfjd i love that its such a popular ship as well LMAO its just inherently hilarious to me#like. I SEE the vision. AND canon is like go girl give us nothing </3#tbh. im surprised i didnt get into Transformers earlier. its right up my alley. there are big robots.#MY TAGS MAY AS WELL BE A WHOLE NOTHER POST AT THIS POINT
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I found this post of mine again which is how I found your blog to begin with (you rbed it) and now that I’ve been following you for a while it’s kinda crazy how we both reached quite similar conclusions from completely independent starting points. Like I never thought about Scott too much and then I thought about him more and I was like?? Why do we act like this guy is an angel again? There’s not really a point to this lol it’s just I guess neither of us are completely insane 😭 there IS something there and we both recognized it
i believe that somewhere out there, there exists more people like us… and some day we will all come together and discuss scott smajor characterization like the great philosophers before us
#but yeah I check the scott maintags daily hoping someone else gets brave enough to say some real shit in there so I can start up discussions#(normal behavior to be sure)#i myself was like. Idk scott was always my favorite when I was first getting into it but I didnt start actually thinking about him until-#my ranchers arc and then it was all downhill doom despair misery etc#he was my favorite because idk im gay and find comfort in watching gay peoples shit#fast forward a year and now I want to slam a blue cubes head through a wall violently#i saw your post and jumped at the opportunity immediately I was like finally its getting real in here#There have been no other posts like that since but I STILL BELIEVE!!!!!#It really does still feel like im insane sometimes im glad I have people on this blog to remind me im probably not#The average scott analysis post is set in like an alternate reality to me#bree barks so fucking loud#asks
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HC that James can solve a rubix cube really quickly cause when he was younger he fidgeted with one all the time. (His record is 12.54 seconds btw)
#No one ever believes him when he tells them he can solve a rubix cube#He tried to teach Siruius but Sirius was useless#Peter can ALMOST solve one#Remus never really tried or cared#Regulus thinks it’s hot (but only admitted this to Barty who laughed at him for like ten minutes)#James potter#Prongs <3#The marauders#dead gay wizards#starchaser
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Feeling very normal today
#wynns insane ramblings#for context someone was showing off old art#and apparently they drew gyro zepelli cranking his hog#twice#and they drew his balls as cubes by accident#and they didnt let everyone see he massive shlong and cube balls#so i was saying what was on all our gay or bisexual minds#cw testicle mention#cw balls mention#cw dick mention#not tagging gyro#the jjba fandom doesnt need to see this#i am very normal about dicks#you all cannot judge me#i know you have said worse
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Both Beat and Yoyo give me transmasc vibes tbh. Especially in Future.
#they also give me t4t. yes this is part of my beyo propaganda#who has transfem vibes?#piranha/boogie and cube#bi and lesbian respectively btw#everyone else seems either cis or at least unclockable but#mew/rhyth has ace vibes and gum has lesbian vibes#i read garam as gay also#and tab/corn as... whatever he happens to be attracted to he'll roll with it but right now he's not concerned about that.#i havent read too deeply into the rest to have opinions on them my bad
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Doing a silly little hardcore dance like im at a local garage show
#It's a happy dance. Still worried but I'm alright#Got good news and ok news today and yknow what? Ice cube was right. Today it was a good day#I just kinda....... want a hug. Is that gay#I was trying to explain the “if I like it its in a gay way” phenomena to my coworker#Like he's having trouble “figuring out” how to love and communicate with partners and he feels so uncomfortable with it#I'm like bro that's so trans#He's like it IS trans but I'm not uncomfortable with myself as I am just how I'm loving#I'm like bro....... 🤝 yeah I get it you gotta love women like they're men and men like they're women and switch it up sometimes#It's gotta be nonbinary to be full. Like a Thanksgiving platter
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Some highlights from my family watching the Olympics in no particular order
"How tall is Simone Biles?" "Not very"
"Is Celine Dion like French royalty or something" "no but she should be"
"No I don't really want to watch men's gymnastics, not my thing" 5 minutes later "SPIN, STEVE!"
"Can... can he see the pommel horse?" "I don't think so"
"Whats Simone Biles husband's name again?" "She's married?"
"Ilona Maher is a national treasure and I'm going to marry her" "I thought you were straight?"
"Stephen Nedoroscik is so hot, and he can solve a rubik's cube in 9 seconds" "...why do you know that?"
"I've decided I can't marry Steve because I am also blind as a bat without my glasses and that would just set our kids up for failure" "I'm sure his girlfriend will be happy to hear that"
"Mom, if I got gay married to an Olympic gold medalist, how mad would you be?" "You can't marry Katie Ledecky she's taller than your father and 8 years older than you" "damn it"
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i don't wanna hear anyone say "ooh poor sqq having to deal with lbh's codependency and obsessiveness" EXCUSE ME do you know who's a champ for putting up with sqq's pride, internalized homophobia and general mental gymnastics? that's my boy luo binghe right there. he has to coax his HUSBAND into enjoying sex because shen qingqiu is so weird about anything that includes him that he'll rather die than admit he enjoys gay sex. he'll make up a hundred reasons to justify it. he'll obfuscate the narrative and lie to himself because the alternative is admitting he likes gay sex and being taken and dommed in bed!
do you think you would be able to put up with that????
give my boy luo binghe a damn medal please. he deserves it. seducing and having sex with sqq is like solving a rubik cube, or playing sudoku
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thinkin bout ennies past life verse and how i wanna use it more
#yall want some gay repressed prince action right#Just a cube; Ooc#its fun to write the differences in the two#like. by appearance you could link together that the two are different lives of the same person#and they have similar circumstances#but Emilio is stronger in the physical sense. having to be for his duties.#he has a loyalty to his home which the current ennie doesnt have
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Things that actually happened in Star Wars Pt. 2
A cowboy breaks into the Jedi temple and steals one of their magic cubes
Obi-wan threatens to eat a shark man in prison
Lando wears Han's clothes
Palpatine told his villan origin story to Anakin at a fish opera
Leia gets shot out into space and then superman flies her way back to safety
Force Speed was shown like one time in The Phantom Menace
Fives makes a dick joke to Anakin
Zeb makes a dick joke to Ezra
Hondo almost sold Ahsoka as a sex slave but then gets saved by a circus act of children
Rex has to distract obi wan while Anakin and Padme were sexting
Padme gets Jabba's gay uncle arrested at his strip club for kidnapping his great nephew
Zeb and Kallus end up living together
Anakin and Padme almost make out on a space train until Obi-wan cockblocks them
Anakin tries to feel someone's temperature with a gloved robotic hand.
A clone gets eaten by a space eel(Rip Cutup)
Literally everything in the Umbara arc
Ezra gets milk cartons thrown at him then falls off the flying ship
Count Dooku throws a sand attack at Anakin
The council sent the horniest Jedi to protect the hottest senator
Luke shows up to fight Palpatine with the Chanel boots on like the fashion icon he is.
Luke wears Han's pants to the medal ceremony
Shaak Ti's died at least 4 times
Basically D-Day but it's Geonosis instead
Obi-wan and Girlfriend go for a casual stroll then witness a terrorist attack and a suicide
Link to part 1
#star wars#ahsoka tano#clone wars#clone wars ahsoka#the phantom menace#attack of the clones#star wars rebels#star wars the clone wars#anakin and ahsoka#anakin and obi wan#anakin and padme#anidala#skysolo#ezra bridger#kanan jarrus#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#obi wan kenobi#obiwan kenobi#obi wan#captain rex#clone trooper fives#kallus x zeb#kalluzeb#zeb orrelios#luke skywalker#leia organa#han solo#star wars prequels#star wars original trilogy
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💖 2024 Steddie Fic Recs 💖
@thefreakandthehair and i were talking about how so many of the fics we can name off the top of our heads are from right after the show came out because we were still actively making rec lists back then, so:
in no particular order i present to you an incomplete list of fics i love that were published or completed within the last two months
short fics (<10k)
Found God In A Tomato by @beetlesandstarss 5.7k | rated M | fluff, text fic
syrupy sweet strangers to first date fic. without spoiling anything, eddie is a flustered cutie and steve is a fuckin' menace who's lucky he's so hot
he tightened he grip by @steddieas-shegoes 1.3k | rated E | crack not treated remotely seriously
Mickala beloved your commitment to the bit makes me wanna commit myself to you 💍
Slide It In by gayhandshake 1.8k | rated E | multimedia crack
another truly impeccable work of crack fic, i laughed so hard at the first image that i made it the icon for my private discord server
what's that sound? (there's a funny man at my door) by @jewishrat420 4.8k | rated M | spicy six text fic
laughed out loud at this fic so many times i really don't know what else to tell you. as a matter of fact, i went to look at my bookmark note to see what else i had to say about it when i read it, and my note just says "fucking hilarious i laughed out loud like 6 times" 💀 did not do not will never know what else to tell you except that the phrase "the goyim of gender" just randomly pops into my brain once every four or so days now
medium fics (10-20k)
In the Kitchen or the Tulips by @teddywesworl 44k | rated E | telepathic soulmate AU
this fic said "watch me flip this trope inside out like a freshly cubed half of an avocado" and then DELIVERED. i finished this fic and then stared at the side of my husband's head for long enough that he looked over and went "wtf are you doing" lmao hush baby i am contemplating the implications
they're going to send us to prison for jerks by @greatunironic 16k | rated E | social media AU
okay firstly the premise of this fic is so specifically and delightfully unhinged; love that i'm not the only one who looks at a random tiktok account and manically whispers to myself "there's a fic in there somewhere." secondly the execution is a 10 outta 10 outta 10 outta TEN
long fics (50k+)
Sneaky Link by @morningberriesao3 152k | rated E | onlyfans au
the sex is HOT the boys are dumb as goddamn ROCKS what more do you need? oh, what's that? you do need more? sick because this fic also has: the tags "cum slut eddie munson" and "everyone is gay (because i say so)", chrissy the homophobe slayer being the cutest little spy, and jason getting his ass whooped, like, spiritually. on a spiritual level. physically unharmed but that boy's soul is missing teeth do u understand what i am saying
podfics!
it was love, love alone read by @reena-jenkins 21min | rated E
am i technically reccing my own fic on my own fic rec list? you bet your sweet ass i am, i don't even care how tacky that is reena's performance is hilarious and deserves to be listened to at least 40 more times while doing the dishes
relax (lay it back) read by @flintandfuss 1hr 10min | rated E | yogi dom steve x sub eddie
listen if i'm already being gauche then i gotta include my internet wife's belated birthday present to me, like i gotta. morally and lustfully obligated.
Schiava by @teddywesworl read by aheada_lettuce 1hr 30min | rated E | kas!eddie AU
said it once already today and i'll say it again, i cannot believe one of the best reading voices i've ever heard belongs to a person i mentally refer to as fucking lettuce LOL anyway this read is incredible and i have listened to it Times(tm)
and lastly, if you want more recs (like, 348 more specifically), you can browse my full list of public st bookmarks here
#steddie#steddie fic#steddie fic recs#i'm still playing catch up on tbrs from 2023 so don't have a ton of new fics to rec just yet but these are all excellent i promise <3#steve harrington#eddie munson
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final a square and sphere designs (LIES . i will probably tweak them later)
also image description and littel rant under the cut because . the hyperfixation has me in a chokehold i need to rant about how much i love this book (and hate the movie)
id by @/accessible-flatland-art:
[ID: A digital drawing showing original designs for A Square and the Sphere from the book Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions, drawing against a pink background.
A Square is dark blue with a white outline, four stubby legs, two tiny front arms, and glasses.
The Sphere is gold-orange, with two eyes with yellow sclera, small red irises, two small eyelashes on the bottom corner of each eye, and a red bowtie. He has a large yellow spot on his forehead, overlapping with a darker orange ring around one eye. There are three orange stripes on one wrist, and his other hand is orange.
First A Square is drawn saying, "i hate woman", while the Sphere looks at him, thinking, "gay?"
Then A Square is drawn by himself off to the side.
Finally the Sphere is drawn showing A Square a cube, while A Square looks up at him with a blush, thinking, "yaoi".
End ID.]
rant:
now that i've almost finished the book and am also reading the simplified version i'm honestly shocked about how bad the movie is in comparison, not just because the creator is disgusting, but of how much was changed and how it completely missed the point of the satire??? especially the personalities and the entire spaceland segment . actually crazy i think sphere being an asshole is kinda funny but sphere being a kind guide makes a lot more sense and i think i like it better actually, same for a. square him being a pathetic wet noodle just randomly put into another dimension is fucking hilarious but him being a bigot makes way more sense
i was also pleasantly surprised that the book is not only about how a 2d society could work but its a satire of society ??? like what thats so interesting ???? and i am sucker for horrible unjustified characters so i love a. square even more now
the best part about the book being a satire is that the creator of the movie (ladd ehlinger) didn't get the fucking point of the satire which . is SO FUCKING FUNNY how do you make an adaptation of a book without realizing ITS LITERALLY MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
anyway boooo bad movie booooooooooo read the book
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Random spoilerific reasons to read Star Trek novels, with little to no context:
Ro/Quark is a thing
A Jem'Hadar joins DS9, tries to fit in but eventually snaps and tries to kill everybody
You learn the origins and final fate of the Borg
A thinly-veiled Dr. House clone joins the Voyager crew
Geordi briefly has 2 girlfriends at once (due to different writers not co-ordinating enough, but still)
There's a TOS book that's a musical
There are YA stories about Jake and Nog making mischief on DS9
YA stories about Worf, Geordi, Picard, Beverly, Kirk, Spock and McCoy at SFA
YA series about the Kelvinverse gang (including Gaila!) as cadets, taking on a drug problem at SFA and a very unique Borg scout in San Francisco
We very briefly meet the people who are to Q what the Q are to humanity
Janeway/Chakotay is a thing
Kirk's first mission in command of the Enterprise! Erm, at least twice.
Kirk was married between TOS and TMP
Her name was Lori
In the future, you have yearly marriage contracts that you either update or you don't and I think that's amazing
Trip didn't die! He faked his death to join Section 31 and go undercover as a Romulan
It's not great, tbh
The ENT books get better after the Romulan wars though, it's proper founding of the Federation stuff
We meet Jack Crusher (erm, the OG) when 4 timelines start overlapping and he's a bit unhinged
Teenage Kirk stole a car and his choice was go to jail or join Starfleet
What happened when Voyager got home? Seven broke up with Chakotay like 30 pages in
Kirk gets cloned, and his clone becomes the sub of an evil invincible super genius and its all very gay
George Kirk was Robert April's first officer on the first ever mission of the unnamed starship with the Naval Construction Contract 1701
Robert is a hard-core pacifist and has to turn command over to George whenever it's time to fire weapons
Data becomes fully human for a couple of days and it's really sweet
They never say "wristwatch" or "phone", it's always "wrist chrono" or "personal comm"
There are gays but they don't say that word because it's the 1990's and Rick Berman runs the franchise
Spock has a son in the past with Zarabeth
Everyone in the post-Nemesis era does spy missions all the time non stop, as if Starfleet has abandoned exploring the cosmos for doing Space Mission: Impossible
Bashir does it better than anyone else, he takes on Section 31 from the inside
Remember Control? It's from the novels, except the novels do it SO MUCH BETTER.
Remember how we never found out who Future Guy was? We do.
It's very underwhelming, nobody we know
We find out how the Romulans and Vulcans split
Surak was a Vulcan internet blogger
A Borg Cube eats Pluto
Janeway dies
Janeway gets better
At least one TOS book features a wizard
There's a Star Trek TOS/Here Come the Brides crossover novel
It had cameos from The Doctor (as in, Who), Han Solo, Starbuck and others
Whole book series about Section 31
Whole book series about the Department of Temporal Investigations
One time they do the Bill and Ted thing to escape confinement and it works
Wanna know how Riker and Troi met?
Wanna know what Picard got up to on the Stargazer?
Andorians have 4 sexes and it's very complicated
Data comes back from the dead as Data 2.0, and it was fresh and exciting because it happened long before ST: Picard did it twice.
Lal comes back too and we get father/daughter android stuff! They have a home and everything but keep having to save the universe
One time Mirror Seven is led around on a leash naked on Terok Nor
Geordi becomes captain of the USS Challenger, decides it's not for him because plot, and goes back to engineering on the Enterprise
Kirk is shot on the bridge and dies
Kirk gets better
They watch 3D holos of old Doctor Who episodes in the Enterprise rec room
The Enterprise also has an AI named Moira, which was Zora long before Zora
The TOS crew get together for one last mission. About three times.
There's a Perry Mason book except it's about Kirk's lawyer from that TOS episode
Data 2.0 owns and runs a massive gambling empire on Orion
Spock keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
Scotty keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
Bones keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
You're on Tumblr so you already know about Killing Time
There's a guy named McKenzie Calhoun and he's a total badass and captains a ship of weirdos and misfits
Kirk comes back from the dead, saves the galaxy repeatedly, has an intersex child (who identifies as male) with a Romulan/Klingon hybrid
Kirk beats up Worf
Kirk's child has superpowers
Kirk's child saves the galaxy at age 6
The Kirk stuff is 100% ignored in the other novels
About 50% of the novels are ignored in the other 50%, and the ones that are meant to be in direct continuity with each other aren't always quite
Just like the TV shows and movies, then
Lwaxana Troi meets Q, and it goes as well as you'd expect
Someone tells Data, yes you idiot you had emotions all along and he's like, oh shit you're right
McCoy is left in command of the Enterprise as a joke by Kirk, who is then immediately kidnapped
Ro Laren is captain of Deep Space Nine
Picard/Beverly is a thing, they get married and have a child named Rene. No running away and raising your kid in secret here
Riker and Troi are married, serve on the Titan together with a bunch of adorable weirdos and have a daughter named Tasha
You get to watch all the 24th century characters die horribly in the end along with their entire universe. Holy fuck it's a bleak horror show. Personally, I love it. But if that's not your cup of tea I'd skip the Coda trilogy
#star trek#star trek novels#star trek novelverse#star trek books#kirk#spock#picard#riker#troi#star trek tos#star trek tng#ds9#Voyager#enterprise#add your own
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