#he stil does it

[ghostbsuter]

"Oh, fuck no." The door is slammed, unfortunately for him, the guy stuck his foot in the jamb and pushed it open again.

"C'mon luv!" Constantine smiles charmingly, not waiting for Danny and entering the apartment.

At least Batman, Nightwing and Spoiler had the patience to wait for him to invite them in. Sagging against the door, he beckoned them inside.

Despite the caution, Spoiler gleefully stepped in, looking around like a child in an amusement park— which might not be too far off.

His apartment is, with all its wards and enchantments, very magical inside than it is outside.

The planetary system of another world, used as light for the living room and for practice.

(Nightwing is careful with what he touches. He still remembers the hours they spent in Mumbo Jumbo's hat.)

Batman on the other hand is following Constantine and Danny to what he assumes to be the office, if the amount of magical stuff carelessly laying around means anything.

"Alright fucker, what are you doing here? And how did you even know I live in gotham?"

John had the audacity to look abashed, scratching the back of his head with a nervous chuckle.

"Something came up and you know Gotham doesn't like me. She is much more used to you and I wanted to introduce bats to you, in case of emergency."

The young adolence stares owlishly.

(How did Constantine expect him to act at the fact that he's trusting a magical situation into the hands of a stranger?

Batman isn't sure how good the boy even is!)

"That's incredible thoughtful of you Connie." Danny hums. "What did you lose for your sorry ass to come here?"

Spoiler snorts, petting a red salamander. "He didn't lose anything." She reassures with a wave, giving an exaggerated smile and raising her brows to show that she's finding it very amusing.

Constantine sputters.

"Ancient knows how Zatanna and Raven deal with him."

Nighteing perks up from the side where he'd looked over the books, some pixie fairies(?) fawning over him? "Raven? You know her?"

Danny suppresses another sigh.

[caroueuacho]

small hc about soldier: in all the football or whatever games he goes to, he definitely wears US themed clothes, even if the match has nothing to do with the US 😭😭😭

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Ah fuck the tarantula escaped his enclosure again

[horror-aesthete]

Suitable Flesh, 2023 , dir. Joe Lynch

[babacontainsmultitudes]

[just venting a bit into the void you understand you understand 😌] Lately I've been feeling very caught between "I have a lot of thoughts on Sparrow and Normal and all that with the ending and teen talk and feel like I need to get them out and voice them for my own piece of mind and resolution" and "I am lacking the strength and energy to actually sit down and write it all out and kind of really just want to fully move on to other things (AUs, fics, anything else)" but my brain can't seem to commit to either and that's quite frustrating cause it's just left me very restless. *Sigh*. Idk! Just needed to complain about that a bit ig, it's silly but this is what has been ailing me as of late.

[stitchkiss]

y’all ever realize how much theo talks? especially when he’s trying to get information, just. talktalktalk

[transingthoseformers]

No but I got to thinking about TFP Damus and him being a Megatron/Overlord sparkling.

So Overlord, just as in IDW, is a gladiator obsessed with Megatron. Megatron occasionally welcomes his advances, but sees their relationship as purely physical. A way to get the energy out that doesn't involve mauling each other.

Overlord doesn't.

At some point or another, Megatrob gets sparked and doesn't realise until the sparkling is closed to emergence. He isn't interested in raising a sparkling, not at this point in time, so he asks Overlord. Overlord only wants Megatron, not their sparkling, so off to the orphanage little bitlet Damus goes.

That would be interesting because I've thought of a tfp overlord before (often. I think about a tfp overlord often) and i think about their past dynamic in an gladiatorial arena situation— as they probably have multiple planned fights with each other (and a nice few unplanned ones as you indicated as a possibility above) My idea is that in every single one of their fights Megatronus wins, and Overlord has no fucking idea how it's every single one

Remember Megatron's battle with the insecticon scout and in the flashback episode Megatronus bringing down some sort of beast? I'm imagining similar to that and I'm imagining that tfp Megatronus was smaller than tfp Overlord, because fun, and used his cunning against (the future phase sixer??? Are we still doing the super soldier thing with unutrium?) Overlord. Like how i think (i think??) Megs was smaller than gladiator!soundwave before their eventual upgrades into their in series frames. I've thought so much about this. I typically see Overlord and Soundwave as different previous reigning champions in the arena, though i don't have the order of that or if they came from different arenas or what. Clearly, tfp Soundwave and tfp Overlord had very different responses to being defeated in the arena. Soundwave was charmed by it and swore loyalty and friendship over it. Overlord struck a spark of obsession less wholesome.

My one tfp overlord plotline is a goldmine for bullshit because i like to think in that plotline he has a few pink-red (hot pink?) biolights because yes and because we know from rid15 and tfp Shockwave biolights can mismatch optic color (we see it in idw too!) (Especially in rid15 like I'm pretty sure there's a few guys with mismatched biolights in general too like doesn't thunderhoof have blue biolights and red? Rid15 goes heavy on the glow and i have an obsession don't i)

Anyways yes yes yes i can see this and Overlord just does not care about anything but Megatronus, and Megatronus is focused on his own political goals outside of the arena. So exactly not the time for a child, and I'm sure the orphanage will be a disaster for Damus

I would love to think about the future consequences this may have, especially regarding Damus later worming his way into the Decepticons (Overlord was probably one of the first Decepticons tbh) and how everything goes down

Especially since imagine they somehow their way onto earth. I love bringing any and all previous drama and trauma from the war / pre-war onto earth please. Especially since Megatron hasn't defected yet (.... unless we are to bring up how in the epilogue he disavows the Decepticon cause abd fucks off into space) (??????????) (:3)

[nedsseveredhead]

I have to stop visiting shopping sites cause every time i see a piece of Killer merch that i dont own i break out in cold sweats

[captainshyguy]

i do wish that people hadnt been so rabidly critical and vicious towards steven universe back in the day, because now it feels like u cant discuss any parts of the show u didnt like without getting lumped in with those guys lol

[humanmorph]

i think asepsis could make lyke so much worse

[cowboypossume]

i hate my brain i hate my need for things to be Perfect i hate how ive been feeling i hate it i hate

[cloudiness]

ughhh give me a weekly podcast by Carlos Sainz Jr, one weak it has to be in English, the next one in Italian and then the other one in Spanish. PLS!!!!!

[thechildisgone]

kendall logan roy being his full name... insane

[hauntingblue]

Hiyori is the most effective person to complete their kill so far

[soilem]

wait wait wait so canon dfo is still on the table??

[arcadequeerz]

Oh mind electric we're really in it now.