#he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭''

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

[astrologydayz]

ASTROLOGY FUCKING NOTES

WHY do people say that if someone's planets falls into your 7th house, then YOU'RE THEIR IDEAL LOVER??? Bitch bye. If someone's planets falls into YOUR 7th house, then U DIG THEM OR HATE EM, AS IT'S YOUR 7TH HOUSE! Let's say that your crush planets falls into your 1st and 7th house, then obviously u like their looks (1st house) and the way they show themselves off 2 other people, (how they treat other people/people u know (7th house! Don't project.

Pluto conjunct Ascendant in synastry, is a stalker aspect🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️. It kinda reminds me of Hailey running around after Justin at his interviews, when they were young and he had no idea🤨🫣😭🤣 . SO FUCKING CREEPY. Pluto is obsessed, and way 2 "fixated" on the asc person. It can get dangerous, cuz ASC person has no idea about how deeply the obsession runs with Pluto, fr💀. The worst part is that they usually know that the Pluto person can be kinda "creepy", but not about how deep it actually runs. U won't ever really know with Pluto, cuz they won't even give out 20% of their secrets - they can't help it. Unless they literally have no aspects from Pluto 2inner planets in their own natal chart.

Your Bella asteroid - 695 conjunct/trine/quintile someone’s ASC means that the ASC person finds u really beautiful, (physical attraction) 🍒🫦. With the opposition it's on & off, like sometimes yeah and other times no - It switches. With the square/quincunx - takes time, but grows into a really strong attraction, the longer you're 2gether/know each other.

Why the fuck do people think that 8th house energy is only about sex and intense connections? If a person has planets in your 8th house = that person does not like u 9/10 times. They'll talk shit about u when u ain't present/gaslight u/do things behind your back. They're usually jealous of u. Trying 2 cross your personal boundaries all the fucking time. WHO GOT TIME4THAT?? NOT ME LOVE⚠⚠.

Why do Cap inner placements/points always get a "boring", or a "cold" rep? We just don't like u? Trust me. We'll show u a good time, if we think you're worth it.

Jupiter is not only good. It enlarges EVERYTHING. So if someone has Sado asteroid (118230) conjunct Jupiter in their natal chart = a very smart/knowledgeable Sadist. They want to know everything! Hours&hours of research. They can't get enough with Jupiter! They're into some sick shit, and can use some really AGGRESSIVE ways 2 create that "pain and suffering". "shhh, I'm here baby, it's okay"🤨. 9/10 times = addiction 2 being that Sado "teacher" with Jupiter here🔞🔞. They can even brag about it!

Nessus asteroid - 7066 in synastry can definitely cause sexual attraction. But the Nessus person will always take advantage of the other person, no matter what. It may not be as "in your face"/prominent, like it is with the conjunction/square/opposition, but it will take place. Some can like Nessus contacts in synastry, if they have Nessus aspecting their own planets - especially inner planets, or points. And they can also handle Nessus energy way more, than someone who doesn't really have any Nessus contact, as they're already used to it. It doesn't make it good tho.

WOMEN with Black Moon Lilith conjunct/square/opposite Mars can hate being touched by men. Can also have trouble regarding intimacy with men in general/bc of their experiences with them🪚🪚. I have this, and if a man touches me out of nowhere = I'll punch him back 2 the year he should have stayed in a fucking condom 🦄.

Lilith asteroid - 1181) in 3rd house synastry can mean that the house persons siblings doesn't like Lilith if it's "poorly" aspected😮‍💨😮‍💨. Or that house persons siblings doesn't even want 2 try 2 create a relationship, because they already heard so much "shit" about Lilith🫠🫠.

💜 Pluto conjunct asteroid Valentine - 447) in a natal chart loves so fucking hard. They'll literally take a bullet 4 the person they love. They don't “create” a connection with anyone easy either. They're so intense when it comes 2 love, and with how they connect 2 another being. They transform/find themselves - Pluto, through those few people they do end up loving. Most people can't handle their intense ways of showing love🖤🔫.

Inner planets in Gemini degrees 3/15/27° in a natal chart are the real champions, when it comes to overthinking - but knowing everything beforehand. They already thought about ALL the different outcomes, 2 every fucking situation!🫰🫠😍🤭. They already know what time it is, before u tryna tell em.

Look at your Vertex persona chart 2 c what kind of fated things you're supposed2 go through in this life ✍👀. Make a synastry chart and c if your Vertex chart makes any significant aspects 2 your natal! It can show important life events/secret fated "events" that won't be seen in just natal or Vertex pc alone👽.

Lol, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT ARIES RISING WILL HAVE RED HAIR, OR COLOR THEIR HAIR RED AT SOME POINT? I'm an Aries rising, and I would rather get shot in the face. I'm naturally blonde, and honestly? I haven't met a single Aries rising who has red hair, or would color their hair red.

Anti - Vertex persona chart shows what YOU choose2 let into your life, and what u choose 2 do without fate intervening. It also shows u how u choose 2 act, in moments where u find no "meaning", and that's where your Vertex pc comes in right after - Fate intervening 🔮🔮.

Pluto opposite ASC/conjunct DSC in synastry can show the Pluto person deciding/or trying to at least, who the house person talks 2/surrounds themselves with. They can think a person is "bad company" 4 the house person. They can be in DSC persons business, a lot! House person is alarmed/or not, depending on how Pluto is aspected in their own chart. If Pluto is afflicted = they kinda like it.

ANYONE who has benefitted/benefits from me = a planet/point/NN/Vertex/asteroid conjunct my POF. Your POF is all the things (material/or spiritual wealth/growth), u have "picked up" on/will pick up on throughout your life. U "help" others with that planet/point or asteroid in synastry💰🦉💳.

Star asteroids - Starr - 4150), Kallisto - 204), Fama - 408), Europe - 52), actor - 12238), Lumiere - 775 - acting, Apollo - 1862), Talent - 33154), Klio - 84), Fan - 151590), Records - 30718), Varuna - 20000) Webb - 3041).

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Music, writing&poetry asteroids - Polyhymnia - 33), Euterpe - 27), Apollo - 1862), Terpsichore - 81 - song and dance) Luscinia - 713 - Singing), Melpomene - 18, Harmonia - 40), Erato - 62), Kalliope - 22), Singer - 10698), Cantor - 16246 - singing), Poesia - 946), Parthenope - 11 - singing), Tone - 1266), Echo - 60), Mnemosyne - 57). 

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"Lucky asteroids" - Fortuna (19), Opportunities - 39382), Paradise - 2791), Winner - 15606), Abundantia - 151), Angel - 11911), Bless - 92891), Bonus - 10028), Tyche - 258), Midas - 1981), Magion - 2696), Spirit - 37452), Nike - 307).

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Please look at these asteroids in synastry. Prey - 6157), Sado - 118230), Devience - 21419), Nessus - 7066), Pain - 5188), Lie - 26955), Blink - 4425), Nemesis - 128), Swindle - 8690), Lilith - 1181), Hades - h41), wild - 1941), Fanatica - 1589), Medea - 212), Savage - 29837), Not - 2857), Pervert - 18624), Hard - 28077). 

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THANKS4READING BABE!!

Appreciate u, always❤️

[sciencebecameouraddiction]

Hi! I was wondering if i could request some angst for hazbin, I was thinking like alastor, angel, husk, etc yelled at you, but as soon as they realized they did it they became all lovey dovey? I hope you can understand that.😭 Also take your time if you do it, thank u!!

I love angst. i don't love reading it, but i love writing it. so i can definitely do this! thank you so so much for your request too.

alastor

"you can't do that alastor." you say, following his walking by running after him.

"i can do anything i want to do." he replied back easily, walking to his radio room.

"no, alastor, you can't. not while you're here." you tell him and as he stops, you catch your breath and say something you knew would get him to stop. "you know what the details of your contract are."

time stops as the very air around you seems prickly and the static that was normally comforting grows to be suffocating.

"what did you say?" alastor says quietly, not looking at you.

"you know what i said, and you know i'm right." you say, standing your ground. he turns to you, his demonic form becoming more prominent. you look at him and watch him apprehensively.

"how dare you?" he yells, the ground shaking. "i should send you where the rest of the disrespectful, distasteful wretches who have questioned me before are." you close your eyes, trying to stop the shaking in your hands, anxiety and fear coursing through your body as your mind screamed at you to run. you knew that if he did this though, he would be done for.

you reach up to him, your hand caressing his cheek as he snarled at you. "i know you don't like being reminded. i'm sorry. but you weren't listening. you know what you're about to do ends with you not being with me, it ends with you dead." he snarls again and you watch as his form returns to normal. you close your eyes in relief, they shoot open though when you feel his hand grasp yours.

"i know that you are right. i just-" alastor stops, not able to continue or voice what he was feeling.

"i know. i know. you don't have to say anything." you say walking closer and wrapping your arm around his waist. knowing that he was feeling trapped and weak. he didn't have to say anything for you to know that. he sighed and opened the door to his room instead of the radio room.

"shall we retire tonight my darling?" he asks. you nod with a smile as you enter the room and he shuts the door.

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angel

walking into the hotel, you knew it had been a tough day for angel. the way his shoulders sat, the way even his hair fell, they were all indicators that angel was not doing good. he walked past you, not acknowledging your presence and started to make his way up to his room. you looked at his back as he ascended the stairs shocked. normally he would say hello, or at least wave.

now, you were concerned. you set the blanket covering you aside as you got up and followed the same path angel took. leading to his room you listened closely to see if you could hear anything, like crying, before getting to his room. hoping that something would help you understand why your friend was acting the way he was.

the silence in the hall was truly deafening as you knocked on his door. silence continued and you knocked again. then suddenly, the door flung open and there stood a distraught angel. his form much taller, as you could actually see all of his eyes, that seemingly glowed in the dim light of his room.

"what?" he growled at you.

"i just wanted to check on you." your voice quiet, in hopes to calm him down.

"well, ya checked. good fer ya." he says, trying to shut his door, when you put your foot between the doorway and the door itself, stopping it.

"what's goin' on angel?" you ask.

"let me shut my own fuckin' door bitch!" he yells, his eyes narrowing at you.

"not until you calm down and talk to me angel." you reply as he goes and tries to shut the door harder, your foot taking the brunt of the assault on the door. you wince as he does it three more times, screaming and leaving the door. you walk in, thankful you had some sort of regenerative properties as your foot started to heal as you walked in his room. you sat on his bed and waited in silence. knowing that patience was the best thing for angel when this happened. you weren't sure how much time passed when you felt his arms wrap around your waist and his head buried into your side. you quickly placed your hand in his hair, gently brushing it back.

"there was just some shit val said, that hit a little too close to home." angel murmured, tightening his grip on you as if remembering the words from the overlord.

"do you want to talk about it?" you ask, still brushing angel's hair back. you feel him shake his head against you. "okay, you don't have to. can you tell me what you need right now?" you ask.

"just... can you hold me?" his voice small.

"of course i can sweetie." you say, laying yourself down and angel curling into you. "you know today, charlie made husk participate in the trust falls again. you know what homeboy confessed as his truth? that he secretly watches my little pony." you smile and wait, feeling angel starting to laugh as he gently shook you. his laughs grow and you start laughing along with him.

"holy shit, did he really?" angel asks, tears in his eyes from how much he was laughing.

"no, but i knew that would getcha." you smiled and rubbed his back. he sighed and laid back down, a smile on his face.

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husk

everyone could tell that husk was in a horrible mood. he was literally grumbling under his breath, growling at requests made and even insulting the drinks that were asked to be made. you watched off to the side, still not asking for a refill on your drink because you weren't sure you were ready to deal with the husk you were faced with currently.

angel seemed to be either oblivious or just ready to rile him up even more as he sauntered up to the bar and asked for a double shot vodka twist with lemon and lime topped with a cherry and to only use decaf vodka. you looked at angel incredulously and saw a shit-eating grin on his face as husk looked stunned at the bullshit order he just had heard.

"you want what?" husk asked, almost like giving angel a second chance to correct himself.

"i want a double shot vodka twist with lemon and lime topped with a cherry and i'd like for you to only use decaf vodka... husky." angel said, his voice dropping as he said husk's name. husk growled, quickly made something and slammed it on the bar.

"there's your fuckin' drink, you prick. take it and you'll like it. don't fuckin' come over here askin' for stupid shit like that again either. idiot." husk said turning around. everyone's eyebrows shot up and angel smiled even wider.

"this is my regular though. i wanted a-" angel started.

"don't finish that sentence, angel." husk warned, the glass he was gripping looking like it was close to cracking.

"angel, stop fucking with husk." you intervened.

"oh, you think i need you to swoop in like some savior huh?" he turned to you, the glass being crushed in his hand as blood quickly started coming from the wound. your eyes widened as you got up, trying to get to husk to help him. "stop." he screams, walking from behind the bar. "i don't need yer fuckin' help. i'm not helpless nor hapless." he yelled, walking up the stairs grumbling under his breath, clutching his hand. you look at angel, who at least had the decency to look apologetic as you took off after husk.

his door was open and you gently opened it and heard the curses from his bathroom, along with the clinks of the glass falling into the sink.

"husk, can i come help?" he turns to you livid. "i'm not saying you're not capable. i care about you, and would like to be there for you. the way that i am showing that is by helping you take glass out of your hand. will you allow me to do that." you say and watch as his shoulders relax. he looks at his hand and then you, sitting on the tub and nodding. you sigh and start taking out the glass, then quickly wrap up his hand. once finished you clean out the sink and then kneel in front of him.

"what caused this?" you ask, he was silent though not saying anything. you sigh. "darling, i'm not a mind reader." a beat of silence followed and then husk grumbled.

"alastor." he said looking off to the side. you sighed and nodded.

"i know he says some horrible shit to you husk, but if it's any consolation, i do think he views you as the closest thing to a peer as he might." you tell him. husk scoffs.

"not a consolation by any means." husk looks at you. "a peer? more like his fuckin' pet."

"he has to say that. can't have you thinking any different, but i know you talked to him about mimzy. and he listened, he got her out. you know that." you say and husk rolls his eyes. "i know, you know, i'm right." you smile.

"you're very smart husk. and very capable. i know it. the whole hotel does. you're not just the bartender." you hold his unhurt hand. he looks at you and smiles.

"thank you."

"any time."

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lucifer

you hadn't seen lucifer in days. you were sometimes a bit dramatic, so sometimes saying days meant hours, but this was literally days. maybe even a week. and you were beginning to get worried. you knew that he had a tendency to shut people out when in his deep depressive episodes. he had never shut you out for that long. he always called you or at least texted. you stood outside his workshop door, the dark and silence feeling more and more opressive as you stood there, but something almost froze you as you stood there.

what if he was hurt, or dead? what were you going to find when you opened the door? you knew it could be bad, but he needed you, at least you thought he did. so you took a deep breath and opened the door. the dim lighting in the room feeling almost blinding as you walked in and saw lucifer working away at his desk. he froze hearing the door open.

"get out." was all that was said, he didn't resume his work.

"luce, i just wanted to check on you." you say slowly, walking closer.

"do not come closer." he says, his voice cold and almost disgusted. something you had never heard from him pointed at you. "i told you to leave, so do so, before i take you out where you stand."

"luce it's me." you say, his reaction making you think he thought someone broke in.

"i know who it is. as i said, leave now." he says and you see the horns of his demonic form growing.

"lucifer, what is going on? i'm not leaving. i want to make sure you're okay." you say, brazenly taking another step toward him. he whips around and you are frozen, seeing his bright red eyes, pouring with tears as he yells at you.

"and i told you to get the fuck out! leave. i don't want to see you!" he screams pointing toward the door.

"fine you asshole!" you yell. "see if next time you don't talk to me for almost a week, i come here to make sure you aren't fucking hurt or worse, dead!" you say, storming off. you run past the kitchen grabbing your bag, but leaving the dinner you had brought for the both of you. you were about to reach the door when a portal opened right as you were about to step through the door, causing you to tumble back into the workshop. you look around and whirl on lucifer, who returned back to his normal form.

"what? you didn't get enough before of yelling at me?" you ask, crossing your arms in front of you.

"i-no. i'm sorry." lucifer says, approaching you.

"you're what?" your voice in disbelief.

"i'm sorry. i shouldn't have taken everything out on you. i just, you were the first person to check on me and i was just really upset. i shouldn't have-i'm sorry. the way i acted was inexcusable. if you would like to leave i understand." lucifer said and the door to his workshop opened for you with a gesture of his hand. you look at him and roll your eyes, walking up to him and drawing him into a hug.

"i don't want to leave. i didn't want to leave before either." you say as he wraps his arms around you, his figure relaxing against you.

"i'm so sorry." he whispers again.

"no need to apologize. it's okay. just, talk to me, okay?" you say, drawing his face to look at you. "i brought dinner. lets go eat and you can tell me what's been going on. then you get a bath." you say, smiling slightly and wiping a tear escaping from his eye. he nods as you both walk out, his arm not letting go of you as you walk to the kitchen to eat dinner.

[venuscnjunctpluto]

Astro pt 3.

Credit: @venuscnjunctpluto

(I’m on spring break and literally have 50 other things I should be doing but we’re back at it again folks😝)

Venus conjunct saturn women 🤝 men w mommy issues

The worst moon square moon beef I’ve seen is Taurus and Aquarius. Both won’t let it go like the Taurus moon thinks they’re making sense while the Aquarius moon wants to seem unbothered it’s a mess.

Taurus Venus people are so beautiful (ex: Victoria Monet, Ariana Grande, Leighton Meester, Cillian Murphy, Matthew Gray Gubler, plus my mom💕)

There are three types of Aquarius risings: one who walks around in pajamas and chokers, one who is legit a model, and the one who wears graphic t shirts and multiple finger rings)

Also I notice a lot of aqua rising women love dressing masculine (ex: Zendaya, Nicki Minaj, and Aaliyah) if you see a girl w her pants sagging with her hat turned backwards w every color of the rainbow on. just know she’s a aqua rising.

Sag Venus women are bisexual ex: Erica Mena, Nicki Minaj, and me lol

Most kpop stans have libra placements and this is coming from a libra moon

Underdeveloped Men w Fixed sign placements are such incel. Leo esp mars when their ego gets hurt they cannot take it. Aquarius thinks they’re too good and smart for women so they can’t understand why no one wants to be around them. Do I even need to explain Taurus and Scorpio?😭

Pieces Venuses are down bad ex: the men crave a manic pixie dream partner and when they can’t live up to the natives fantasy; they cheat. The women are usually loyal but they are blind asf and will neglect and abandon their relationships w others just for their partner who may or may not be trash. On a good note; they are very very very giving in relationships and so sweet but just because y’all can give doesn’t mean you have to constantly.

Brent faiyaz and Jungkook have Scorpio Mars😮‍💨 I don’t know what it is but I wanna date one so bad. What’s y’all experiences?

Certain signs and placements date people w similar charts. Like I notice Taurus suns usually date eachother bc who else is about to put up w them (just kidding…no I’m not🙂) also Scorpio placements (ex: future and Ciara, Megan fox and machine gun Kelly, Karruche and Chris brown…these are terrible examples😭)

As far as Venus conjunct ascendant synastry…I honestly only feel the tension when I’m the ascendant. Whenever my Venus conjuncts someone’s asc it doesn’t really move me like I don’t think they’re unattractive I just don’t really gaf. Their personalities are fun because my sag Venus and mars knows they can take a joke. I think Scorpio/8th house doesn’t really care too much about looks and appearances. In fact I notice Scorpio Venus men view the people they date as beneath them in some way and they do that to feel comfortable as if that person can’t get better and leave or cheat.

I always tell people I don’t have a type which I kinda don’t aesthetically but: Virgo rising, moon-Pluto or Scorpio moons, Virgo mars, Taurus suns w aqua moons, air venuses or mars, libra risings, Scorpio mars😚

Blueface and Chrisean have Venus square pluto synastry. When I say they are the most exaggerated example of this synastry it’s crazy. She clearly seems trauma bonded and believes she’s truly in love with this man (Venus). While he’s using her for money (pluto) and maintaining control over her at all times. That’s another thing w Venus Pluto synastry the venus person looks worse in the public eye because we’re always outwardly vulnerable (the good and bad) while Pluto doesn’t show just how insane they are overtly. But he’s the jealous one because peep how mad and aggressive he gets when she gets any sort of attention outside of him (ex: when Drake followed her and he twisted it to be related to him) Pluto really thinks they OWN the Venus person like that Brent lyric “they only wanna fuck with you cause they know I fuck with you” that’s their mentality. (They’re both physically abusive to eachother and need to breakup asap)

Also everyone talks about how much she’s changed for the worst since she got w him. Her missing tooth and getting multiple tattoos of that man. I’ve seen this guy w his Venus square his ex’s Pluto and he looked terrible while w her and when they broke up he got hisself together. My conjunction synastry took me from wearing bold colors to black for months😭

Sag placements esp Venus or mars men are bow legged asf

Lana Del Rey’s catalog is the epitome of 8th house stellium. Constant changes, a certain loneliness that doesn’t go away, learning and growing, but also never giving up hope.🦋

Cancer mars men and their pregnancy fetish…lil durk has like 5,000 kids and his ex India said that she wanted another baby because of how affectionate he was when she was pregnant.

A lot of football/soccer player have air mars. (Ex: mason mount, kylian mbappe, phil foden)

Women w sun-Neptune, Uranus, pluto may have terrible relationships w men bc of their relationship w their father

Aqua, sag, and cap placements are funny asf😭 I’m one of them and I don’t even try but people are always dying laughing around me

I’ve been in two “lust” triangles and both pairs had one Taurus placement friend and one Scorpio placement friend. The Taurus friend (literally both of them had birthday two days apart) liked me and had their Scorpio friend (one was a Scorpio Venus and the other was a Scorpio mars) spy on me or maybe they just offered😭 long story short the Scorpio friend ended up liking me in both situations I just✨felt✨ it. Taurus and Scorpio are both sneaky and possessive they have opposite energy and it’s very likely they could like the same people. It gets complicated because Scorpio is more likely to keep their crush a secret which can cause unintended overlap.

Capricorn mars: I don’t get mad like I rarely get upset😐

Us all hearing them yell behind closed doors and come out like nothing happened:

[astrobiscuits]

Local space astrology - a guide + some obs

Local space astrology is a tool for identifying the effect of planetary lines in different geographical locations. It's basically astrocartography, but at a local level. It's a great tool to use if you're planning to move to a city, but have no clue which neighbourhood you should choose, which university you should choose, which gym would give you the best results (aka you won't quit after 2 weeks lol)

To calculate local space charts for yourself, you can use this link

I've noticed that the geographical maps provided by astrodienst are a bit outdated, so for the best results, compare those maps with the ones on google maps

(i'm sorry for the slightly cut map😭😭 there was no option to save the whole picture without taking a ss)

This is a map of (mostly) central London. Let's assume i'm going to move to London because i want to pursue a major in arts/music. Generally speaking, the best lines for me would be Neptune line, Venus line or MC line (which is at the bottom of this map).

You have probably noticed that some lines have a symbol of two united circles. Those are the planet opposition lines - they're indicators of the energy that is located on the point opposing your natal placements.

Let's go back to my example. While dealing with my university dillema, i've decided to pursue my higher education on my Neptune line. But which side of my Neptune line would be better? My natal Neptune is in Aquarius in my 11th house. The upper Neptune line, my Neptune opposition line, points out to the energy of my natal Neptune being expressed in my 5th house of hobbies and creativity. If my goal is to become a world-renowned artist/musician or i'm someone who produces an unique style of art/music, then i'm going to choose my Neptune line. If my goal is to become an art/music teacher, then i'm going to choose my Neptune opposition line. The outcome depends on the natal chart's planetary configuration, not just the local space chart.

Now that you've got the gist of it, here are some additional general observations:

🥧 Choosing to go to a gym on your Venus line will only bring results if your natal Venus is in your 1st house/conjuncting Ascendant or in your 6th house. Your body will look aesthetically pleasing and your health will improve drastically

🥧 If you want to study medicine or law, one of the best lines for you would be Saturn line. Choosing an university on a Venus line might prove to be too laidback for you and it won't offer you the possibility of becoming your best self through difficulties and hardships

🥧 For the best internet connection, you should move to your Uranus line. Or find a coffee shop where you can work on your Uranus line (unless your natal Uranus is heavily afflicted, then don't - just don't)

🥧 If you have a lil kid and you need to enroll him in daycare, look at your child's local space chart. It would be best for him to go to a daycare where his Moon line passes through. He will feel safe and his caretaker will closely resemble the way you take care of your child

🥧 Seeking a therapist in a new city can prove to be challenging when you have no trusted opinions. According to local space astrology, it would be best for you to go to a therapist's office on a Pluto line or Moon line, but you can choose a different line depending on your 12th house placements

🥧 The best parties you'll attend are probably going to be on your Jupiter line. The memories you are going to make on this line will last a lifetime and you'll remember them fondly. You are also likely to find your favorite restaurant on this line

🥧 If you are feeling sleepy, sad or just in a funk, going to a park where your Sun line passes through will uplift your mood instantly. You might often feel like you are being renewed on this line, like a blooming flower on the verge of springtime

[yes-divine-ruler]

first of i just wanna say i love your work! it's phenomenal and belongs in barnes & noble somewhere 😭 i've been binge reading since yesterday :') i just wanted to request this if it hasn't been done already; a scenario with evan as himself and the reader (they're best friends). evan stops by not knowing the reader already had company and sees the reader and her boyfriend having sex , they don't notice and evan leaves and pleasures himself in his car because he was turned on by the reader's moaning 🫠 if you see this i'll be soo happy , i love your work so much <3

Flustered - E.P.

pairing: ep x fem!reader

CW: male masturbation, alluding to sex

part 2 here

Taglist/ @v-love @evanpetersfav @demxnicprxncess @kitwalkersgfff @quicksilversg1rl @dahmevan @charsdunkie @iruzias @alexxavicry y @soaringcloud @laynna-mcknight @slimshadyvol2 @simp4petermaximoff f @happyto-die

Word count: 1507

Evan pulls up outside your apartment building, parking into the visitors spot that he did almost every day. Getting out of the car he greeted your elderly neighbour as she watered her front garden.

“Hi Mrs Campbell,” he offered her a wave, as she looked up at him through the thick lenses of her glasses, still having to squint at him to see his face.

“Oh!” Her smile deepened the wrinkles wizening her face as she finally recognised him, “Evan, how are you!”

“Good Mrs Campbell, just visiting Y/N,” he replied, crossing his arms behind his back, “how are you?”

“I think Y/N might already have a visitor, I saw some young chap go up to her place, I’m sorry Evan, I didn’t think she was that kind of girl” she ignored the reciprocated question, her lips curving down into a frown.

“Oh no, that’s fine! We’re just friends, that’ll be her boyfriend,” Evan laughed, although on the inside he wasn’t. He wasn’t the biggest fan of your boyfriend and it wasn’t because he wasn’t a nice guy, but because he’d had the biggest crush on you from the time he’d first laid eyes on you in elementary.

“Oh I see! Well say hello to her for me sweetheart,” Mrs Campbell returned to watering her plants and Evan bid her farewell, before ascending the outdoor stairwell.

He took a deep breath in before knocking on your door, trying to look through the peephole for any sign of you coming to answer it. After a minute, he tried again, before looking down at his phone and realising you hadn’t responded to his text telling you that he was coming over. Shuffling from one foot to the other, he decided that it was a good idea to just open the door himself and go inside. He’d done it countless times before, why would this time be any different?

Evan lifted up the front door mat and retrieved your spare key, before sliding it into the lock and quietly opening the door. He walked wearily inside, noticing the lights were all out. Maybe you’d gone out?

He was about to turn to leave, when he heard a loud moan- “oh fuck, yes, just like that”-coming from your bedroom down the hall.

Evan froze, his heart hammering in his chest as he realised what he’d just walked in on. The right thing to do right now was leave and go home, but he couldn’t help but feel flustered by the moan he’d just heard. As another pornographic moan of yours shot down the hallway, he felt a distinct tightness in his groin. He couldn’t help but imagine what you’d look and feel like right now, sweat sheening your forehead, your perky breasts bouncing with every thrust, your legs spread, the soft skin of your thighs, how wet and warm you were between your legs. Evan let out a small groan as your moans only got louder and the crotch of his jeans got unbearably tighter. It should be him in there pleasuring you, making you gasp for air, assaulting your soft, slightly salty skin with sweet, open-mouth kisses.

His erection started to become painful, and his mind raced as he thought of what he might do to take care of it. The only viable option was sitting in his car and jerking himself off to the recollection of your moans, and the erotic image he had painted behind his eyelids of your naked body.

Swiftly exiting the apartment, not without hearing another “holy shit, fuck” of yours, he put the key back under the mat, and raced back down the stairs to his car. Mrs Campbell was still outside, sitting on her front veranda, walking stick in hand.

“Leaving so soon?” She chirped, as Evan swallowed thickly. Hopefully she wouldn’t keep him back long.

“Uh yeah- not a good time,” he offered her a smile and when she nodded, he saw his opportunity to dart back to his car.

When he’d finally sat in the driver’s seat, he felt a heavy weight lifted off his chest, finally being able to free his cock from the tight constraints of his jeans. Evan reclined his seat, shuffling his hips to get comfortable, before he closed his eyes and held his throbbing cock in his hand. He began to stroke softly, a soft moan leaving his parted lips as he thought of you, and your melodic sounds.

In the back of his mind he was worried that someone might walk passed and see him, worst of all Mrs Campbell, and his palms started to get clammy. Letting out a sigh of annoyance and opening his eyes, he opted to spit into his hand, before returning it to his cock, imagining that it was your arousal coated down his length.

That was enough to get him going again, his eyes squeezing shut, his hips thrusting upwards into his hand as he imagined all the things he’d do to you. He moaned your name, tilting his head back against the headrest and squeezing his eyes shut. The was so wrong, but it felt so right.

It didn’t take him long to cum imagining the intricacies of your body, how’d they’d feel under his fingertips, making you orgasm with the curl of his fingers and the lap of his tongue.

Evan opened his eyes in surprise to see he’d blindly released all down the front of his t shirt.

“Shit!” He cursed, furiously trying to wipe away his load with his hands, groaning in annoyance at the smell and the mess he made. He tucked himself away, without zipping up his jeans and went to pull off his shirt from over his head.

“Evan!” He jumped at the mention of his name, and the repeated tapping of knuckles against his car window.

His head turned to face you, who was making a silly face through the glass. He chuckled nervously, inclining his seat and opening the car door. He stepped out, and in the sun, you noticed his face was blushed crimson, and wondered why he wasn’t wearing a shirt.

“Why aren’t you wearing a shirt?” You asked him, crossing your arms across your chest. His lips curled into an uncertain smile and a momentary look of discomfort crossed his face. Shit, he thought, she knows.

“Uh just hot,” Evan winced internally at his lie, knowing that it was close to only sixty-degrees outside.

“Right…,” you replied, deciding to change the subject sensing his unease, “sorry I didn’t get your text, my phone was off.”

Evan knew exactly what you were doing, so it looked like you were lying to each-other to avoid a very awkward conversation.

“But put your shirt on and come inside, Luke is here, we’re just about to watch a movie,” you offered, hoping your best friend would join you.

Evan thought for a moment, how awkward this was that you were inviting him inside after he’d heard you have sex and after he’d fantasised about you after hearing you moan.

“I think I’m gonna go home, thanks though, see you tomorrow?”

Your eyebrows shot up in surprise; Evan never turned down the offer to hang out with you. He was acting so weird.

“Okay,” you reply simply, wrapping your arms around his torso and pulling him in for a hug. Evan hesitantly hugged you back, resting his chin on the crown of your head, savouring the feeling of your cheek pressed against his bare chest.

You pulled away, flashing him a small smile and reaching up to tousle his hair.

“See you tomorrow Ev.”

Evan got back in his car and closed the door, waving goodbye as he pulled out of the parking lot. He couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief knowing that if he was a minute later, you would’ve caught him in the act.

“He’s being strange that boy,” Mrs Campbell said as you passed her.

“Hm?” You asked her, stopping in your tracks.

“He went up to your apartment and went inside and then left, he looked all flustered. What did you say to him?” Mrs Campbell laughs; apartment drama was the peak of her entertainment.

Concealing your shock behind a small smile you shook your head in amusement.

“I’m not sure Mrs Campbell,” you respond, waving goodbye as you continued your journey back up to see Luke.

It dawned over you suddenly that Evan knew where your spare key was and it was a definite possibility that he’d come in while you were in bed with Luke. Your mind wondered back to his blushed face, his bare chest and his.. wait weren’t his jeans undone?

“Oh my god,” you muttered to yourself, pushing open your front door.

“What’s up babe? Where’s Evan?” Luke asks you, sprawled out on the couch flicking through Netflix.

“He went home,” you shrugged your shoulders and sat down next to your boyfriend without another word, your mind distracted with a whole lot of what ifs.

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Fucking...ship alphabet crap because I'm gonna go insane- (Ashlyn x Aiden)

Aiden Clark

A = Affection

Aiden is really affectionate with Ash, he has a hard time keeping in how he feels about her so he's constantly complimenting her, touching her, kissing her if she will let him, etc etc. He's just soooo in love with her he can't keep it in- 🫠

B = Best Friend

Ngl Aiden was like the closest thing Ash had to a best friend before they started dating 🤡 he's not that different besides the fact that he can keep his emotions a little more in check (like friend boundaries). Very protective, encouraging, and does his best to listen ^_^

C = Cuddles

Bless him he is touch starved and cuddling is like a feast to him. He LOVES cuddling. Definitely clingy and likes rubbing her arms or back. Man ascends whenever Ash glomps him.

D = Domestic

Aiden likes the idea of settling down, he would like to live with Ash at some point, especially cuz he grew up in an empty house. It's kinda unfortunate since he sucks really hard at domestic tasks 💀 he's never had to cook or clean a day in his life and he's not very inclined to learn lmao. He's super messy and pretty much banned from the kitchen 😭

E = Ending

Um he would literally rather die 🫠 he will fight tooth and nail to be with her and if he HAD to break up with her it would be like, under pressure that somebody was going to kill her or smth 😭 and then he'd kill the person who threatened her and go get his girl back.

F = Fiancé

He doesn't really care about getting married as long as Ash stays with him :P He likes how his ring looks on her finger tho.

G = Gentle

He's not very good at that haha. He's very...um, intense with all his feelings oop- He's not very good at being soft (verbally/emotionally) in the moment, it's something he needs to give thought too. He can be pretty tender physically tho, likes to kiss her forehead :)

H = Hugs

Loves loves loves hugging, especially if Ash initiated. Totally into squeeze hugging and lifting her off her feet. He kinda hovers around her in public and puts his arm around her so he's constantly "loose hugging" her.

I = I love you

He said it pretty quickly. He doesn't see why he should hide how he feels :p. He probably said it when she was just doing smth, like with no buildup or anything. It was just a very sudden feeling on his part and he vocalised it right away

J = Jealousy

Pretty consistently 🤡 he has attachment issues can you blame him? 😭 (you can). Very not cool with other people (that he doesn't know) talking, touching, hanging out with Ash and he will be hate-watching them the entire time. With Ash he gets a lot clingier and starts complimenting her even more, but if Ash gets weirded out/annoyed by it he tends to react pretty poorly and can get upset with her.

K = Kisses

His kisses vary, but they can be kinda aggressive/intense? lmao. He is just having BIG FEELINGS and he needs to express himself- if hes stressed he'll just. Grab her face and mash their mouths together (jumpscares Ash fr) He really does not care where he kisses Ash like everything is good for him, but when Ash kisses him first on the mouth that's soooo... he goes to heaven fr.

L = Little Ones

Pretty good with children actually! He has some experience with Lily and he vibes pretty well with kid energy, especially if they're hyperactive like him lol. Great with games and stuff. Babies like him a lot for some reason, they always start laughing when he holds them.

M = Morning

He gets up at like 4am all the time to do crap because he's an insomniac. Usually goes to exercise or play a video game/puzzle. Ash is not a morning person, but sometimes she can convince him to crawl back into bed and snuggle 😌

N = Night

He does go to bed really late 💀 He has an EXTREMELY hard time falling asleep so he just stays up till he passes out. Ash and him have been trying stuff to help him sleep better so they drink tea and talk to each other without looking at their phones.

O = Open

Absolutely not open with his history lol. he pretty much blocks out most of his past and he won't talk about it unless Ash insists or he feels like he needs to tell her to clarify his feelings. Doesnt say more than he needs to.

P = Patience

He has none for everything 🤡 he hates waiting, he hates putting in a lot of effort into something, he hates spending a long time on anything- (except his friends). He kinda has some hidden anger issues, he looks really easy going but like fr. He has problems.

Q = Quizzes

UM it's kinda creepy how much he remembers about Ash 😭 He has an entire space in his brain dedicated to her. He knows how she likes her coffee, her daily schedule, the exact time of her birth...he likes knowing about her sue him.

R = Remember

It's hard to pick his favourite memory cuz he's such a fan of her, even during the time she kinda hated him :> One of his top moments would probably be when she first said "I love you" back to him though.

S = Security

He's soooooo overprotective, the first time he saw her get seriously injured it was his fault and he never let that go. He knows Ash can handle herself but he still wants to keep her safe if he can!!! If somebody hurts her they are never seeing the light of day again ^_^ He always swoons a little when Ash tries to protect him too.

T = Try

His relationships are like one of the only things he actually puts effort in so. He spends a lot of time thinking on gifts, what they can do on dates, etc etc if it involves Ash. Helps her around the house if she lets him.

U = Ugly

He has sooooo many bad habits. He's super addict prone and his BPD means he will do a lot of self-sestructive stuff. Smoker (he hates it), drinker (he hates it even more), joyrider extraordinaire (just kill him now) :/ Working on it at his therapy sessions but he relapses sometimes.

V = Vanity

...I mean, he's concerned about how he looks, but not in a "looking good" way. He dyes his hair consistently because he wants to look like that, same with his contacts. Otherwise he's not like doing beauty routines for his skin or anything lol.

W = Whole

Yes he has an unhealthy attachment to Ash so he would feel incomplete without her 🫠

X = Xtra

Ash isn't his first 'relationship' but she is the first one where he actually felt something. He was pretty easy going so if somebody asked him to be their partner he almost always said yes, but he never seriously cared about any of them...🫠 Ghosted people a lot when he moved oop

Y = Yuck

He knows he has a lot of issues so like he's not gonna judge somebody a lot if they have their own vices. He would probably dislike if Ash started acting like himself lmao (you hate somebody because they reflect the worst parts of yourself) 🫠 For smth she actually does, he doesn't really like how cold she can be sometimes, but he knows she can't help it so he doesn't comment on it.

Z = ZZZ

Sleeps with like 4 different blankets and he doesn't really like wearing pyjamas, he'd sleep in his boxers if he could. The blankets are like, good texture stim on his skin :D

Ashlyn Banner

A = Affection

Not good with it let's be real. Still figuring out her boundaries and what she's comfortable with. She generally just let's Aiden set the pace and if she doesn't like it she'll say something, but it's rare for her to initiate, when she does its usually something lowkey like holding his hand (prefers physical over verbal).

B = Best Friend

Ash hasn't had friends. Ever. Until suddenly she got five that she got bonded to for life 🤡 As a bestie she is generally very loyal and protective, even if she isn't very good with emotional stuff, she tries to show her support in whatever way she can.

C = Cuddles

Not really something she thinks about a lot? She doesn't mind cuddling with Aiden but he is very touchy so she gets overstimulated quickly. She prefers just lying on top of him without him grabbing her.

D = Domestic

She always imagined living by herself so the idea is a little intimidating ngl, but she's ready to give it a shot when the time comes :> Good at household chores, her parents are ex-military so she's well disciplined with making the bed, cleaning her area of the house, and she's a decent cook. Trying to teach Aiden how to do his own chores to since nobody ever taught him.

E = Ending

She would end things if she felt like Aiden wasn't getting better, she can't keep letting his bad behavior slide her entire life. Could see them getting a divorce if they had a kid together and he was still acting like that (we hope not). Definitely the type of exes to still see each other though, he's nothing if not persistent, and she can't quite seem to quit him ^_^"

F = Fiancée

She didn't even think she'd ever get married lol. She doesn't really care about labeling their relationship like that but she did ask him for tax reasons. And he was happy too, so that's a plus :>

G = Gentle

She's said it herself, she's not good at that. She's generally pretty brash with Aiden and she has a hard time being vulnerable. She's also not a very physically gentle person either, she usually initiates contact if she's stressed/upset so it's kinda intense. She's working on it!

H = Hugs

Pretty rare, she doesn't mind if Aiden hugs her, but Jesus, sometimes it feels like he's going to break her ribs 💀 Not that her hugs are much better tho 🫠 Tends to bury her face in his shoulder and grab his hair.

I = I love you

It's soooooo hard for her omg. She can't explain why she just feels really weird/dumb saying it 😭 she usually only says it during the heat of the moment. To compromise with Aiden, she usually writes it down on a sticky note and gives it to him. Writing is easier.

J = Jealousy

Sometimes the autism rejection sensitivity flares up haha 🫠 she's waaaaaay less jealous than Aiden but sometimes she wonders if she's just a passing fancy to him because he's so intense and quick about it (before reminding herself hes loyal to a fault). If other people talk about it (like if Aiden has been spending a lot of time with somebody) she's more likely to get jealous since she will kinda internalize their thoughts (like very "what...? Do you think I *should* be jealous?")

K = Kisses

Supremely awkward. Doesn't understand what she's supposed to do with her mouth aldhlwhd. She likes kissing his cheek because its a very simple gesture and he gets very happy. Will combust if Aiden kisses her forehead ❤️

L = Little Ones

Not the besttttt...she generally finds children to be too emotional and she doesn't understand what they're feeling. Babies are scary to her, they're so...delicate...

She doesn't hate them or anything but she's not volunteering to babysit.

M = Morning

She is CRANKY when she gets up and you can't talk to her before her cup of coffee or she's going to bite your head off. When she gets to sleep in she's waaaaay more affectionate in bed, grabs onto Aiden so he won't leave :p

N = Night

Night owl, which is useful since Aiden has trouble sleeping. She'll keep him company until he can fall asleep, but usually she falls asleep on his shoulder or smth and Aiden has to take her to bed ^_^

O = Open

Not at all. Doesn't like revealing more about herself than necessary :> She only tells Aiden things if he asks her about it. They're both very closed off which is great combo 💀

P = Patience

She's more patient than Aiden, but that isn't saying much. She gets irritated very easily but she's a lot better at managing her emotions so she doesn't lose her temper very easily, even if she's constantly annoyed.

Q = Quizzes

She's not forgetful or anything about Aiden but it's also not something she thinks about a lot. Like if somebody asked her smth about him she'll just answer it without thinking and be surprised with herself lol.

R = Remember

She just likes spending time with him, they don't have to do anything grand or amazing for it to stay in her memory, her favourite moments are the little things. Aiden genuinely laughing/smiling, the look on his face right before he figures out a puzzle, the calluses on his fingertips when she holds his hand...she's actually very sappy :>

S = Security

She is overprotective because. She watched him die. And she's just like that. But she constantly feels like she's failing him since Aiden gets hurt so frequently. Protective in a more subtle way, like if she thinks he's going to spiral she locks his meds away and won't leave him alone for anything. She gets stressed out when he tries to protect her because he can go overboard :p

T = Try

She tries so hard you guys. All of this is VERY new and scary for her, so. Baby steps. Tries to do her part in the relationship; she likes the act of planning dates even if choosing what to do stresses her out, tries to surprise him because she knows he loves that a lot (she's not very good at it).

U = Ugly

Bad habits: Sometimes everything is a lot so she will just. Not communicate with him for a long time which freaks him out. (Like he doesn't do this too 🫠) Hard time talking about her feelings and sometimes relies on the gang to solve their misunderstanding. Sometimes doesn't know where to draw the line and can be too harsh on him.

V = Vanity

Only her hair. She's very careful with it. Otherwise she doesn't care at all.

W = Whole

She's kinda bonded to him for life cuz of all the trauma so yeah she wouldn't feel "whole" without Aiden, but she would handle it a lot better than he would.

X = Xtra

Talks to Taylor about her relationship problems; Tay thinks she just has bad taste 🤡

Y = Yuck

Really hates all of Aiden's bad habits (the self destructive stuff, his own apathy towards himself, how obsessive he is with her)

Z = ZZZ

When she becomes comfortable sleeping with somebody on the same bed, she'll let her hair loose, otherwise she's gonna keep the braids.

[cupidstan]

team stan + craig and clyde reacting to you wearing platform boots that make you taller than them

tags: established relationship(s), height differences, simping, based on that one clip of minx walking out of the curtains and quackity freaking out but shhh

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𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗦𝗛

doesn’t realise because he’s looking at his phone (aka at a meme kenny sent him) and when he looks up he literally JUMPS

“HOW’D YOU GET SO TALL??!!?”

you point at your shoes and he lets out a sigh.

“nice. you look good!” he’s so nervous djdksjhskak

feels a little patronised when he holds your hand (he’s a sucker for pda)

if anyone makes fun of him for being shorter than you (even if it’s not true) he will probably cry a little 😭✋

tries to ignore all the teasing from his friends (esp cartman) and focuses on something else; i.e playing arcade games with you and getting you a prize (it was a little sanrio keychain that he thought you’d like im ascending-)

finds himself resting his head on your arm when standing beside you but then remembers he’s meant to be ‘masculine’ and stops 🙄

after you two walk home together he’ll quietly ask you to wear them on private dates instead of hangouts with friends because he feels so smol (he’s not complaining he just doesn’t want constant teasing </3)

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𝗞𝗬𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗦𝗞𝗜

flustered 👏 as 👏 hell

face is so red

stammers a little shdbrisibw

“y-you look great! i mean- wow!” djsjskkxjndfk

is such a huge fucking simp- he’s constantly admiring your fashion sense but he’d never guess you had platforms

likes resting his hand on your hip when you’re doing stuff- but now you’re taller (even if it’s only a few inches) he finds it so much more endearing??

he is pretty tall for a teen (6’1) so you being taller is such an attractive trait for him (even if it’s temporary)

will literally fight cartman if he tries to come for your style- PLS

if y’all are on a private date he gives you sooo many compliments

but if you’re hanging out with friends he dials it back

god forbid his mum sees you 💀

she’s very “a man should be taller than his partner” (aka old fashioned)

he’ll assure you that you’re perfect and your fashion is breathtaking <33

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𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡

is grumpy about it

he wants to be the taller one considering he’s not very tall to begin with!

makes snide comments with his arms cross but it grows on him

hides behind you when kyle yells at him

“haha! my badass partner’s gonna beat you up!”

actually tries to steal your shoes at one point. like y’all are sat in the diner and eric ‘drops’ his fork- you feel something tug on your ankle and look down to see his hands tugging your boot 😭

explains after that he loves how they look but hates how you’re taller than him

if you insist on wearing them he’ll bite his tongue and endure it for love <3

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𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗠𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞

horny bastard man

is immediately like “that’s hot”

asks you to step on him as a ‘joke’ (he’s /srs 😨)

hand. on. hips.

he loves holding your hips as he presses to your back; now that you’re taller it’s harder for him to rest his chin on your shoulder but he manages

like stan he asks you to wear them in private, but for a very different reason (wink wink)

arm around hips and pulling you to his side- will go feral if you respond by resting your hand on his back/shoulder fjfksjmdoch

wants to see your collection and then surprises you with a new pair that you don’t have yet (rip his wallet) 🤭

best boyfriend you can’t change my mind

will ask you to wear them more often, he loves it

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𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗚 𝗧𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥

“holy shit”

that’s all he says. doesn’t comment on it bc in reality he doesn’t really care about height. he’s secure like that

if people try to tease him he just flips them off and turns away

however- when people start making comments towards you, that’s when he gets annoyed

“don’t listen to them, babe. you look great” <3333

will probably fist fight a guy for making a snide comment about you being a ‘freak’ just for having a different style

asks you to wear them more if you like them fjfkdrjodjsfm

loves it if you wear a colour coordinated outfit based on your shoes (it’s the little things for him <3)

will look more into the style to match you, i.e he’d wear matching band shirts and skinny jeans if you’re into that but he won’t wear platforms (he tried it once and found it uncomfortable)

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𝗖𝗟𝗬𝗗𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗔𝗡

freaks out

literally a mushy mess, hides behind craig jokingly bc he’s never seen you taller than him

when he’s done joking around he immediately hugs you and showers you in compliments <3

he’ll probably give you similar shoes (like kenny), his love language is gifts/acts of service so he’ll literally drown you in whole fucking outfits

hugs your hips now that he doesn’t have to reach down as much (he’s so dramatic)

low-key loves it, always wants you to wear platforms around him now <33

he loves tall partners he’ll just never admit it dndnsnmsixnf

will silently pretend that you’re actually taller than him and not wearing boots bc he’s a dork

loves resting his head on your shoulder/chest, it makes him feel safe and secure *melts*

will cry if made fun of tho

[prismatoxic]

Absolutely losing my mind checking 4 ur fic update before I go to sleep every night PLSSS UR INTERPRETATION OF THEM MAKES ME INSANE

WAUGH... anon i'm so sorry it's taking so long 😭 comparatively speaking, anyway. i've NEVER updated a fic as fast as i have with this one, lmao

but!! i am still working on it, i promise. and thinking about it all the time. in fact i have its playlist on right now

here, an excerpt to maybe tide you over a little:

In front of the door, Laios holds a hand out. “Wait here a sec. I’m gonna put the dogs out back.” 

Right. Falin had mentioned dogs. There was no reason to assume there wouldn’t still be any, even if the Touden siblings had long since moved out. Chilchuck peers around Laios’s legs as he unlocks the door, then squeezes into the gap he makes as he opens it, commanding the animals in question to get back in a tone of voice far more fond than it is authoritative. 

He’s cute.

Chilchuck crosses his arms and tips his head back, staring up at the sky. Get it together, Tims.

By the time Laios makes his way back, he’s clearly been noticed;  Chilchuck hears him confirming his presence to someone before he opens the door. “Come on in,” he greets, but there’s a tension to him now that’s hard to ignore.

“Who did you—?” Chilchuck meets the elder Touden’s eyes as he steps inside, and they both freeze up for a moment. Chilchuck intends to stand his ground, but Laios’s father has those same piercing eyes, sans the default kindness of his son’s. He’s more intimidating than Chilchuck wants to admit.

“He’s a friend,” Laios explains, closing the door before motioning for Chilchuck to follow him. He clearly has no interest in prolonging the interaction, but his father stops him anyway, stepping into their path. Chilchuck discreetly moves closer to Laios in response. He doesn’t intend to play the role of a scared child hiding behind an adult’s legs, but he’s still a little bit nervous.

“You should tell me before you bring strangers over, Laios,” the mayor says, and while he doesn’t sound angry, he doesn’t sound particularly thrilled either. “Why are you here?”

“I wanted to grab some of our old camping gear,” Laios responds, and Chilchuck can feel waves of icy contempt rolling off of him—like when they found the traps, but less angry. “He and I are gonna go for a hike.” He gestures Chilchuck’s way, but doesn’t take his eyes off of his father.

“This is the monster thing again, isn’t it,” Laios’s father sighs, looking briefly down at Chilchuck in a way that suggests he’s being blamed for enabling this. He bristles in response, ready to say something, but Laios beats him to the punch.

“Did you forget we used to go camping all the time?” he asks, stepping a little to the side to shield Chilchuck. The gesture should feel patronizing, but at this point, Chilchuck knows all too well that Laios’s intentions towards him are never infantilizing. “Why is it okay if it’s you but bad if it’s me?”

Unable to really see past Laios, Chilchuck can’t see his father’s face, but he sounds terse when he says, “That wasn’t for monster-sighting. You know the only thing I want is—”

“The only thing you want is for me to turn into you,” Laios spits.

“Laios,” his father admonishes, and Chilchuck realizes this is a normal interaction for them to have from the exasperation in his tone. Much as he doesn’t like the guy, he feels something familiar in his struggle.

“Hey,” he finally decides to cut in, reaching up to bump Laios’s closer hand with his own. “Calm down. Let’s get the stuff we came here for.”

Laios looks down at him in surprise, cheeks dusted faintly pink as the anger seems to bleed out of him all at once. When he looks back at his father, Chilchuck sees his jaw tighten, but all he says is “Pardon me,” side-stepping the mayor and walking past him to the stairs. 

Chilchuck follows, at least for a few steps, then hesitates as Laios starts ascending. When he looks back, he finds the elder Touden watching him with an expression that’s hard to define.

“...I have three kids,” Chilchuck explains, rubbing the back of his neck. “And... y’know, I let him do his thing, so. He’s more inclined to listen.”

Laios’s father doesn’t respond right away, and when he does, all he says is: “You’re Tims. From the other day.” He doesn’t even sound angry, just... surprised.

“Chilchuck?” Laios calls from the top of the stairs, and Chilchuck shrugs, a little sheepish, before following him.

[arminsumi]

HII I love your armin fics sm it all made me smile🥺❤️can i request nature date with Armin? Like hiking and viewing sunsets tgt? (if you havent alrdy)🥺🥺i figure it would be really really cute😭❤️❤️he would totally use his digicam to take pics of the reader and the view 🥲❤️thank you!!

Aw thank you so much for your kind words!!❤️

Lost

Drabble / Armin

You and Armin go on a nature date, hiking up a forest trail and eventually getting lost together.

Cws; fluff, established relationship (close friends who are totally crushing on each other)

Notes; modern!au, gn!reader

♫ Mystery of Love

This is what falling in love is supposed to feel like, Armin thought to himself. The two of you clumsily ascended the hiking trail, cracking jokes and ringing out with laughter.

Armin never understood what people meant when they said they 'felt butterflies' in their stomachs. But now he understands. And by coincidence, a butterfly flutters nearby and stations itself on a fallen leaf.

He crouches down and takes a picture while you watch. He can feel your attention on him, and he soaks it up happily. The butterfly takes flight and disappears, but the one parading his stomach doesn't.

Further up the trail, Armin trots ahead of you to go hug a tree.

"What are you doing?" You smile confusedly. His arms wrap around it.

"Have you ever tried hugging a tree?"

You shake your head, "No."

"You should try it; it's surprisingly soothing. I swear by it." He encourages.

So you go up to hug the tree as well. You don't know if you feel warm because of hugging a tree, or because you're doing something wholesome with your favorite boy.

Later, after stumbling and giggling down a small incline, Armin looks back at you, "Hold that pose." ("I'm not posing.") he says, and snaps a picture.

He shows it to you, and makes a smooth compliment (a rarity for him, they're usually awkward) "Look how photogenic you are."

"I'm not... but thank you."

The sun was above you in the middle of the sky when you started your hike, but by now it was sinking westwards. A gradation of colors from periwinkle to marigold give you and Armin a breathtaking view while ascending a steep hill.

Armin manages to take one more picture of the view before his camera dies. He lets out a groan.

"At least it's not your phone dying. We need it to get out of here."

"Don't you have yours?"

"Well... it's already dead."

Armin smiles sheepishly, "Oh... that's unfortunate, because mine just died, like, ten minutes ago."

"Oh my god, we're gonna get lost and die in the forest." You cry out dramatically.

"It's okay I have a map!" Armin chirps, and swings his backpack off of his shoulder.

So he pulls out a map, and you laugh because it looks very old.

"Armin, what year was this map made in? 1945?" You look over it.

He laughs, but then after looking closer at yours and his location on the map, his face shifts into realization.

"You might be right... they didn't print in the hiking trail. There's just a forest border." He says.

The two of you edge along the forest, giggling about your predicament. Armin's smile is a splendid view itself.

"I think we're lost." You sigh after the two of you loop back to the same tree.

The sunlight is dying, and the clouds overhead are indicating that a sudden thunderstorm is due soon.

"It's okay, we've got each other." Armin smiles, and smoothly scoops your hand up into his own.

He holds your hand for the rest of the day, while you descend the trail and confusedly giggle about your stupidity of getting lost with an outdated map.

And neither of you realized that your hands were tightly locked together until you had to let go to ride your bikes.

[yoodokjas]

What trope would you put Joongdok in?

i honestly think that when it comes to joongdok it would be much easier if i answered with the tropes i WOULDNT put them in 😭😭

oh boy here i go! let's start with two of the most obvious first:

1. matching outfits with opposite color schemes, and 2. opposites (leo & aquarius) attract (<- attract as in lowkey bordering in codependency)

yin & yang - not only are joongdok aesthetically yin&yang but narratively too (i mentioned in a previous ask that they're sky & earth too)

star-crossed - (if you believe in orv's sad ending)

life (and death) companions - is probably a trope on its own considering the meaning of the title. not only does it mean (i ran the term through a thesaurus so yall don't have to 👍🏻👍🏻) "a romantic partner with whom one is exceptionally or uniquely compatible or has a special connection" but the synonyms are also of the romantic variety ranging from (but not limited to) life partner, best friend, soulmate, spouse, true love, one's promised, significant other, love of one's life, beloved, heart's desire etc (long story short, pretty sick tbh. no wonder kr dudebros threw a fit in singshong's comment section over it. i get it) and what makes it infinitely funnier is that it started as crack being treated seriously 😭😭😭😭

anyway, continuing where i left off, Soulmates - kdj is the reason yjh exists. yjh is the reason kdj lives. (hsy wrote both of them in a way that they became each other's salvation hence their position of reader-protagonist gets switched in the epilogue and both of them have admitted that reading about the other's story has saved their lives)

everyone ships them/everyone can see it - uriel, gabriel, ljh, hsy, jhw, lsh, anna croft, persephone/hades (the third eligible candidate to marry kdj was yjh and you will never be able to convince me otherwise. also if you have an answer other than yjh ur wrong), yma (if webtoon dares not to draw the "oppa looks happy when thinking about that ahjussi" you'll see me on the news) the wenny king. heck even gong pildu, upon some consideration and by method of elimination, deduced that theres no way kdj has enough rizz to pull neither ysa nor hsy therefore who was left to be the one who helped kdj birth his "child" (kidified sp) ??? yjh obv 😭😭 and why would he question the possibilities of mpreg when hmo is right there anyway. heck hmo even told kdj that he should try it.

when one is hurt/dying/dead, the other rages, panics, is extremely distressed - (maybe there's a shorter way to say this like "who did this to you" but joongdok have ascended past cheesy romances 😝) disaster of flood arc, aftermath of dark castle, the fight with surya, 1863, aftermath of sp's kidnapping etc

hates everyone but you - sure yjh doesnt hate All constellations but he for sure hates all demon kings. (mini fun fact about me, up until joongdok rebranded my brain, i didnt like this trope)

aloof x low self-esteem = both emotionally constipated 🙄🙄

derogatory term becomes a term of endearment - fool/sunfish (bastard)

bickering like a married couple - is this a trope? well it is now

denial of attraction/closeness - just two men who most definitely never lie when it comes to their feelings

identity theft - without malicious intent (i hope!! *stares at all the atrocities kdj has committed using yjh's name*)

masterchef x disaster in the kitchen - very, very, very simplified version of the trope. wouldnt call kdj a disaster but definitely a worse cook than yjh (subtrope would be [pro-gamer x game tester])

famous x fan - lol "famous"

annoying x annoyed - (kdj: breathes. yjh: ugh drop dead. kdj: drops dead. yjh: wait no-💢)

A thinks B will be happy without him / B doesn't know how (doesn't want) to live without A - 51kdj seeing 49kdj leave with yjh and the others, thinking that he and yjh will set on a journey together to find tls123 / museum fight

will sacrifice everyone/everything for the other - *cracks knuckles* when 41st sys tries to give yjh a 2nd chance to save himself and his old companions and all he had to do was say that kdj isn't his companion. when kdj admits that 1863rd hsy's plan to see the ending of the scenarios is smart and well-thought out but because that world doesn't need yjh he doesn't cooperate. (side story spoilers below, but when you think about it long enough the side story came to be because yjh spread orv to lhh's worldline. all the deaths happening because yjh needs to collect a fragment of kdj's soul from that world)

speaking of lhh, reincarnation - now hear me out. not your typical reincarnation but bcs we know that 49kdj's wish was to reincarnate into someone that doesn't have anything to do with kimcom -> subtrope: doesn't want to be found / is found

amnesia - 0 is also not your typical amnesiac

god x god's favorite

age gap - theyre both the same age and simultaneously have age gap(s) make of that what you will

important symbol - (object) pocket watch

glucose guardian - listen!! listen!! sp/kdj and 0/51 exist okay

harem - sorry i couldnt help it

[scrunkliies]

And then there were two | Scaramouche x Traveller! Reader

▶ Summary: he had spent a lot of his life alone, choosing to travel Teyvat without anyone to slow him down… that is, until he met you. And now he's stuck with you. Scaramouche x Traveller! Reader in which you ask him to travel with you

▶ Warnings; slight angst? Mostly fluff (: 

▶ Note; Scara joins your team! use of his name Scaramouche. I really can't imagine calling him anything other than that or kunikuzushi/kuni lol

I want to write more about him traveling with the reader, but idk where to go from here 😭

His head was full; not with some sort of aliment specific to Sumeru — Scaramouche wasn’t sure if he even had the ability to become sick. No. His head was full from the recent events that transpired only short of a month ago from this very moment. His head was surely spinning. Everything he worked toward came crumbling down for a fourth time within, what seemed like, a blink of an eye. His plan to ascend to godhood was yet again ripped from his feeble hands. It gave him a headache — it made his heart ache. 

Did he have one? Did he have one now? 

Before being able to process the ramifications of his actions, he was thrusted into a new life thanks to the Dendro Archon. It made his head spin. He was nurtured from weakness to health and was blessed with an anemo vision. Surely it was a mistake. A vision? For him? Were the gods only pitying him in his ridiculous attempt to become one? Or did he deserve one?

He was confused, so he left. No sooner than he was able to stand on his two feet, he left his temporary sanctuary to clear his head. He didn’t have the heart to fully leave Sumeru; he just needed some space, and the archon knew that. So she let him wander. He was blessed with a new life and it was up to him on how it should be lived. 

Which led him to where he was now. He stood atop a grandiose waterfall on the outskirts of Sumeru city. The view was quite astonishing. He had many times to savor beautiful scenery like this, however he found it pointless in his past-life. Now there was time to take moments like these in. There was a gentle breeze; all was calm — save from the rushing of the water and the soft chimes from ornate accessories he adorned on his outfit. It was peaceful, and for the first time in his life, or what it seemed like, he took a breath. 

“You cant run from your problems forever, you know.” You suddenly spoke, breaking him from his thoughts. There was a hint of playfulness in your tone. You slow approached him, taking in his figure peering out over the landscape. It was odd to see him so tranquil. 

“Yeah? And what if you’re the problem im running from?” He crossed his arms as he spoke, glancing over his shoulder.  

He rolled his eyes and turned his back to you once he saw your wide smile. He noticed you never heeded his threats or snarky comments, rather you brushed them off and stood your ground. A small smile formed on his face. Scaramouche knew It was only a matter of time before you would manage to find him or be tasked with finding him. 

“Did Lesser Lord Kusanali send you to make sure i stay on good behavior?”

“I know it seems as if I’m Teyvats personal errand runner,” you spoke, placing your hands on your hips. “But this was a personal choice to find you.” 

He turned to face you and his smile diminished into a relaxed expression, yet his arms stayed crossed. He studied your figure carefully. Scaramouche has been in your presence multiple times, however this felt different. Normally you both would be tense and on edge, awaiting each others next move, but this time you stood relaxed. He felt his shoulders drop in ease to match your energy. 

“What do you want?” His words were sharp as ever, yet they held no aggression. He found beating around the bush pointless. 

“A travel companion.”

Scaramouche’s eyes narrowed as your bold words registered. Him as your travel companion? You had to be dumb to request such of him. “So you thought i was the best candidate for that?”

You shrugged and mimicked his pose, crossing your own arms. “I see no reason why not. Besides, what better person to travel with than someone you’re most familiar with?” 

You extended a hand to him, ushering him to except your offer. You wore a sickly sweet smile that confirmed your choice of wanting him to travel with you.

He thought for a second on your words. As much as he hated to admit, you were right. You were the only person who remained the most consistent in his life – albeit a “pest” or otherwise – your determination to track him down helped blossom a sort of weird relationship. Almost every nation your travels led you to, you and him would cross paths. From your fateful meeting in Mondstadt to the bittersweet events of Sumeru, you always managed to find him somehow. Even if you were in opposite regions, your reputation preceded you; your adventures garnered you as a walking legend and he was not deaf to the talk of passerbyers who spoke your name with excitement. There was no way to escape your presence alone. 

Scaramouche would never admit it, but — deep down — he found himself quite bewildered at your unrivaled determination toward him. Whatever your motive may be, your venture to find him never ceased. You’ve seen every part of him and with every new, daunting, piece of information you discovered about him, he was sure you would flee. But no. Here you stood, with an outreached hand, more determined than ever with your proposition. 

“You know i tried to kill you, right?” he spoke, recrossing his arms. His face remained relaxed, however there was a glint in his eyes you noticed. He was challenging you. “How are you so quick to throw away your good reputation to fraternize with the enemy?” 

You cocked your head to the side with an amused grin. He was right. He did atrocious things to not only you, but to many of the people he crossed paths with. But there was something about Scaramouche you couldnt quite shake. You have no idea what led you to forgive him so quickly, but maybe your coincidental meetings actually mean more than you both were able to comprehend at the time. Fate truly had a funny way of bringing people together. 

“I dont think you’re evil. You’re just lost and alone because that’s all you’ve ever known.”

Your words hit him harder than he would like to admit. His eyes widened slightly as he dropped his arms to his sides. Your words, mixed with that smile, stirred something inside him. Something incomprehensible, yet noticeable to him. For once Scaramouche found himself at a loss for words. Were you crazy? Had you suffered a head injury long your travels? No, he assumed. This is the reson why people hold you to such high esteem; why authors asked you for tales to write about in their upcoming novels; how you’ve managed to befriend every Archon you’ve had the pleasure of meeting with. You were forgiving and different. 

“Ill never be one of the good guys,” He let out a light chuckle and approached your figure. “But if one of your friends mistakes you for collaborating with the enemy, you’re on your own.”

He clasped your extended hand and gave it a squeeze. Your eyes lit up with satisfaction and a triumphant smile adorned your face. What would he have to loose? He had no real aim or mission. He were to be wandering without a purpose if not for your companionship. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, your presence was familiar and it provided him comfort he didn’t know he craved.

“Now Teyvat has two errand runners!”

“Don’t push your luck.” 

[xanuchi]

Hi! If u dont mind can u write the pomefiore trio with an s/o who has a demonic sneeze idk if this made sense but i thought it would be funny 😭😭

LMAOA TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE YOU LIL GREMLINS 🔫🔫🔥🔥 I CNAT I JUST IMAGINED THIS IN MY HEAD TOO SOFJEKFK&/a/&:@/&;

i have so many ideas for thisJkksskkdd !1!:&2@:& (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)!!! but ty for requesting i had fun with this, darling <3 !!

masterlist

characters included ; vil, rook, epel 🌹🏹🍎

vil schoenheit ; 🌹

First of all, what the fuck— and second of all.

How the fuck???

Vil was causally doing his makeup when he was about to pick up his brush to blend the contour. However when reaching for the lipstick, you sneezed like a fucking elephant.

HE FLINCHED BACK SO HARD HIS LIPSTICK TRACKED OFF HIS LIPS, SMEARING OFF THE EDGE AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN. 🤡🤡🤡

He turns around so immediately, almost in tears as he felt his heart fucking drop from how colossal the sneeze was and how demonic it sounded

IT WAS DEAD SILENT TOO-

Vil thought a demon had somewhat possessed you and would probably fuckin' call Pope Francis to exorcise your soul iN thE naMe of thE fATheR, sOn aNd the hOLy fuCkIng spiRIT—

Nonetheless he laughs afterwards, but frowns at how he has to start all over again over the bottom half of his face.

Probably would grab the lipstick and ruin your face with it. Though, you both end up laughing, and it's very wholesome at the end of the day.

You owe him the next few weeks ahead for that satanic response of a sneeze. also for ruining his makeup-

rook hunt ; 🏹

Honestly, this man wouldn't fucking flinch.

He's not scared of anything, and if anything beyond doubt, you should be scared of him.

Rook looks at you the moment you let out the most satanic shit of a sneeze, ever known to mankind.

......

"Non non, let me show you how it's done."

🧍 ...

RUN FUCKIGNG RUGKRKCJ RUN BITCH— 🏃🏃💨💨💨💨

Proceeds to sneeze so fuckin loudly that you become paralysed with your eardrums bursting in the process, the glass panes of Pomefiore have shattered and wildlife has scattered. Assert your dominance, dear Rook.

epel felmier ; 🍎

Laying on the grass, wind softly blowing strands of hair outside Pomefiore's dorm.

Apple trees bloom beautifully above you both. Everything seemed so serene and peaceful.. and Epel loved these moments between you two. It was always perfect, where for once he'd not have Vil nagging and constantly having him at his very edge, every single day about perfecting his stance, looks, voice and everything else.

He falls asleep..

*Insert the most FUCKING LOUDEST SNEEZE HE HAS EVER HEARD, HEART DROPPED DEAD AND THERE ARE AIR RAID SIRENS 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️EQUIVALENT TO YOUR SNEEZE, DAD SNEEZES, ELEPHANT NOISES. 🐘🐘🐘💨 ALL OF THE ABOVE.*

shawty, you good?

He ends up punching the fuck out of the air and suddenly his fist reached your nose.

"ARGH;; W-WHO THE HELL— oh.."

HE PANICS SO MUCH&;@@(@4@(@;&

"O-Oh my gosh- (Name), I'm so sorry- What the hell was that noise? You know what, forget it— Let's go to the infirmary. Oh god i'm so sorry, i'm so sorr—"

He is mumbling apologies as he reached for the bandages and tries to fix your broken nose bUT THERES MORE BLOOddd JSJDJWKDJ

He panics more.

Suddenly realises that cry of satan was your sneeze.

He doesn't know whether to laugh- or cry because you have a manlier sneeze than he does- And the babey sneezes like a kitten.

Honey, why do you do this to him—?

heldpej I couldn't stop cackling at this imagining circus vil bye IM GONE IM ASCENDING 🏃💨💨

[latenightbreezeinheaven]

I just woke up and this morning, just before I woke up, I dreamed about my old crush who I had tried so hard to forget for a very long period. I can guarantee myself that I have moved on completely from him a long time ago and I was not even thinking about him in these months. However, in the dream, he was holding my hand so tight in front of my mom and he was telling me consistently that he has to go to somewhere for a short period of time and he will come back for sure and he was telling me not to worry about our relationship or our connection. And I woke up after that.

In real life, we haven't talked to each other since January 2022 so it's been like 8 months now but this is the first time I dream about him after I tried to move on from him. The touch in the dream felt so REAL that I even felt goosebumps and like an electric connection. I could feel his tough and sweaty hands and I still can feel them right now. It was so fucking real. I felt safe and warm but that was not like him from real life. The real life version of him is a heartless and detached guy who did not reciprocate my feelings and who ignored most of my messages. I wrote this because I'm feeling really exhausted right now. I don't even know if I should cry out but I swear I wasn't thinking about him in these months because I was so absorbed in my recent relationship and in fixing my emotions after that. The thing that I can't forget is his touch. 😭

From astrology aspect, we share really intense aspects. His mercury and mars were in my 12th house. His north node conjuncts my ascendant so his south node conjuncts my descendant. My lilith conjuncts his venus and his lilith opposes my venus. His mercury conjuncts my mercury and my venus. His mars conjuncts my venus. My mars trines his venus. My saturn conjuncts his sun and opposes his moon. His sun and mars conjunct my ascendant. His moon conjuncts my descendant. His venus opposes my chiron. If his birth time were accurate then it's even MORE INTENSE. If that was the case, my sun conjuncts his MC, my moon conjuncts his ascendant in his 12th house, my pluto conjuncts his IC and my mars conjuncts his descendant. His vertex conjuncts my MC and my north node. His vertex squares my venus. I swear to god I still can't forget him help me now Idk what to do. 🤦🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

I think he was karmic for me but two tarot readers told me he was my soul mate for sure. But soulmates don't hurt each other right? I also encountered lots of synchronicities and dreams about him when we were in contact. Plus, another thing odd is he was born during mercury retrograde and we met just about three days before mercury retrograde in 2021. And this is mercury retrograde time right now too. Maybe that's because of it? Like is he a mercury retrograde visitor lmao? 😭😂

Whatever, I'm going to write details in a few days about the synastry with him because he was very special for me. Actually, because of him, I found out that I had a passion for astrology and I also found out about manifestation and spirituality things. So, you can say that he is a catalyst in some ways lol. Oh and I also manifested him to fall in love with me (Don't judge me I know it was wrong but I loved him so much. He was a very special one for me). I tried for months but it didn't work. I mean it worked partially because he still hasn't removed my number from his contact (I can see it in telegram). And he also asked me out as a coffee date but I rejected because I was really young at that time and I wasn't allowed to go out alone. But right now, it's a bit more suitable for me but he's in a different state now. I don't know if fate will bring us together again but I'm hoping for the best though. Whatever, have a good day!! I just needed to rant to let out my feelings. 👩🏻‍🦯

[gojuo]

I heard many people say that if the showrunners were good writers they would definitely make aegon and rhaenyra parallel each other. And tbh it's such an interesting take , because that would flesh out the conflict and make it very grey as it should have been. Also the fact that syrax is yellow and sunfyre is gold and you know... Gold and yellow are very similar so i think it's an interesting detail from GRRM. So what you think about this ? If u have given the chance to write their dynamic and how they parallel each other, how will u do it? I'm curious

Syrax and Sunfyre couldn’t be more different to be honest 😭 Syrax for starters is useless and lazy, never went out into battle, never hunted for her own food, forgot she could fly and breathe fire, essentially letting the mob of KL kill her, her one and only kill is Joffrey, etc. etc. She was worthless and did nothing during the entire Dance, mirroring her rider I guess 😭😭😭 Sunfyre contrary to that was a much younger dragon who DID ride out into battle, who DID hunt for his own food (balanced diet of other dragons, grand maesters and princesses #healthygainz), who has THE most dragon kills, who was horrifically injured but still kept on fighting kept on surviving who refused to die all to find his way back to Aegon and to help him achieve his goal of killing Rhaenyra, WHO SHOULD HAVE DIED TEN TIMES OVER BUT REFUSED TO ALL FOR AEGON BC SUNFYRE KNEW HIS BELOVED RIDER NEEDED THAT MONSTER DEAD AND HE COULDN'T LEAVE THIS WORLD BEFORE HE MADE SURE SHE WAS GETTING DIGESTED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Also exactly mirroring his rider...

Anyways this is about the dragons but dragons do resemble their riders so I feel like this would also be their dynamic. They’re just too different. Both in the book and in the show. In the book Rhaenyra is hungry for violence and makes the declaration of war first, she never cared for her siblings (always calling them her half-siblings), was gleeful when they died, when she was young in court she made fun of them along with Daemon to entertain herself, etc. Aegon in contrast had to be convinced to take up the crown, he says “What kind brother steals his sister’s throne?” (paraphrased, I don’t have the passage with me right now) when Criston tried to persuade him (RIP Kingmaker Cole, one of the most butchered Greens on the show), insinuating that he had resigned himself to being unwanted, only being convinced to ascend the throne himself because him and his entire family would have to be killed in order for Rhaenyra to have a smooth succession, etc. etc.

In the show they obviously tried to soften Rhaenyra’s canon ass personality bc they need their Daenerys 2.0, but then again, she was also beefing with her little 2-year-old brother on his birthday????? Like.. “No one is here for me,” she cries but they are at her baby brother’s birthday party ????? I’m fucking crying why was this grown woman so upset people were celebrating Aegon’s birthday, as if she herself didn’t get birthday parties every single year too 😭 Anyways show!Rhaenyra is less bloodthirsty and deliberately awful, but she still makes the declaration of war first, she still beefs with her baby brother, she still never makes an effort to get close to them (evidenced in the Driftmark episode), all in all she still doesn’t see them as family.

If the show was in my hands, I would have never whitewashed her character (bc she would be the antagonist and Alicent/Aegon the protag so lol) so if it was up to me, I would have had young Rhaenyra trying to bond with Aegon, but failing miserably because of her own feelings of doubt and insecurity of her position. And also, because Daemon is grooming her and slowly turning her against her siblings because he has his claws in her bc in my version of the show, Daemon would be the unequivocal villain of the series, serving no one but himself, not even Rhaenyra. Remember that he was starting with grooming her when she was 8 years old after being named heir. He, being as self-serving as he is, would have more chance of getting close to the throne as Rhaenyra’s King Consort than being uncle to King Aegon. (He doesn’t give a shit about her, he just cares about her power & title.) So Daemon would be poisoning young Rhaenyra against her siblings and since she would be feeling isolated in her younger years, fearing that her father would replace her with Alicent and their kids, it would be just way too easy for Daemon.

I think what I would do is that because of the big age gap between Rhaenyra & Aegon + Daemon always all up in her ear + her fucking off to Dragonstone for most of Aegon’s life, I would have had their characters be paralleled (Rhaenyra is loved by their dad and is the heir and has all his attention vs. Aegon is loved by the court + has better PR and Rhaenyra fears her position will go to him). Any interaction I would have them do would be extremely strained and filled with vitriol and resentment and bitterness, but I think what would be best for them is their interactions not being face-to-face but mostly through ranting about the other behind their backs. Aegon, whenever the family believes he’s fucked up and the frustration becomes too much for him, he’d just be like, “Who the hell cares what I do? Father only sees sister anyways/Sister-who-is-more-of-a-stranger-to-me is the one who will inherit everything that should have gone to me so why even bother?” etc. etc. such moments of vulnerability. For Rhaenyra, we would have such moments when she’s younger and Aegon is newly born. As a girl who’s lost her mother, who’s watching as her father is with a new wife, she would feel like she and the memory of her mother is getting replaced by Alicent & Aegon, and the fear of losing her only family (her dad) to someone that is not her and then also losing the inheritance her father gave her to someone that is also not her would make her a young and insecure girl, feeling isolated (perfect moment for Daemon to begin his grooming) and extremely hostile towards Aegon. As they grow older, Rhaenyra would see how Viserys cares so much for her and loves her whereas Aegon sees none of it, so she would be feeling vindicated and rub that in his face, only showing him apathy and spitefulness whenever they brush shoulders in passing. But what do I know, I’m just some girl writing fanfiction... Instead, the superior CondalHess are going to have their first and last interaction be when he kills her 🙃

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Enyo! Thank you for the kind good luck you sent in your reply. My Dan Heng is getting stronger. I just maxed some of his relics and he started dealing 2000 damage. I don't know what to say but I am happy. I want to pat him in the head and praise him and the others for doing their best today. And welcome to the team Sushang! I finally decided to level her up after I lost Tingyun to her in Jing Yuan's banner.

Also, the fic made me melt especially Blade's. He sounds so cute in it. It makes me want to tease him. Not only him but also Dan Heng. Sampo is all over you and embarrassing you one way or another with his loud dramatic comments to even tease him. I don't think I can tease Jing Yuan, I'll be too busy blushing at him just existing. Him smiling as soon as he sees you online again, that soft and gentle look in his eyes and you're at loss of words.

I’m delighted that you got inspired with that random musing. I just can't help think of them being “alive” and hearing you through the screen. Me who thinks that my stuffs toys are alive, I might as well delude myself that they have “life”. And the delusion worsens when something out of the ordinary happens with your favorite character and you think they are responding to you in some way.

Maybe it's just a stroke of luck for my Dan Heng but he needs to take responsibility for dragging me to Honkai Star Rail. This man did not only made me dream of him but also made me fall for his looks, his voice, voice overs, and something about him being knowledgeable and his reserved personality. I guess, I found my ideal type already. I can't help but stress that he came home thrice as I prayed he'll come home — imagine pulling on a 5 star banner for a 4 star character. That's me too on Silver Wolf's banner when I saw Dan Heng in it. So, I don't know how to feel if he leaves the astral express when he becomes Imbibitor Lunae. I might still be able to play him, yes, but I feel sad thinking about it. Wahhh...

ooh yes i remember being so proud when dan heng hit his first 1k ! i yelled about it to my friends who don't even play hsr? they were like enyo chill out who even is dan heng 😭 ( which resulted in me spamming them with pictures ofc ) and aaa i feel you !! sometimes i randomly praise them when they do good damage, let me be delusional and pretend they can hear me ok ? and ooh is sushang a good ? i got her e6 as i was pulling for tingyun and i'm like, should i use her ? the fact that she summons a whole angry chicken is so funny shdhjs

i'm glad you liked it ! it was kinda written for you since you inspired me to write it hehe. i had so much fun imagining this scenario with them ( and i already got a follow-up request on this so i'm not done with this self aware au ^^ )

okay but i do that too ? the entire life stories my plushies have to hear on a daily basis is insane but i can't help it they're such good listeners lol. we can be delusional together nonnie, it's okay !

i'm the same,, i've been playing genshin since release and my brother one day went like "yo the developers of genshin brought out a new game, did you already download it ?" and i was like nahh but i got curious, did some research, saw dan heng and was like DUDE i'm gonna play this game,, and then i found out he was one of the free characters and i think i ascended from happiness sjdjfh he's just so perfect and i fully relate to you. his looks, his personality, his voice, he's just so hhh i'm down bad for him nonnie ;_; WAIT HE'S GONNA GO ? okay i was already afraid of that happening but i'm not ready for it to ACTUALLY happen help ??