#he's a ten but

[sleepyeye17]

He’s a ten

“She’s a ten, bro,” Dustin said. “A solid. Ten.”

“She’s an eight at best,” Lucas said. The gang was in Steve’s kitchen, claiming to be helping with the dinner cleanup, but actually arguing about the hotness of Jane Fonda. Eddie was the only one actually drying any dishes. Steve didn’t really mind. Eddie stayed over enough, he knew where everything went. The boys threw wet silverware in the drawers without even looking. 

“Can we not rate women on their looks please?” Erica said, her head in the fridge. 

“You rate men on their looks all the time!” Lucas argued. Erica shut the fridge door and crossed her arms. 

“Fine. At least agree that everyone has a very different scoring sheet then. I believe that Jane Fonda is a ten.”

“Ha! Told you!” Dustin said. 

“According to me,” Erica said. “You have different tastes. That’s fine. Everyone does. For example, I like Fabio types, and Max, for some reason, likes my brother. God knows why.”

Lucas looked ready to argue, so Eddie thought fast.

“Hey Steve,” Eddie said, “What am I?”

Steve looked up from the dishes, confused.

“Hmm?”

“Am I a ten?”

Steve stared, his eyes sliding down Eddie’s lean torso, his hips, then back up to his face. His eyes flashed darkly. 

“Nah.”

“No?”

Every eye was on them, waiting to see what would happen. Nobody breathed.

“No,” Steve said with a grin. “You’re a natural twenty.”

The room exploded with hoots and cheers and laughter. Eddie beamed and wrapped arms around Steve’s neck. 

“Damn right I am.” He lowered his voice so that only Steve could hear. “But for you I’m always gonna be a dirty twenty.”

[wonderingcheese]

Jinwoo barista au because why not💘

meanwhile the 'glowing eyes' people saw:

[labyrinth-of-her-heart]

he's a 10 but he has one ear

[kombucha-enjoyer]

TW: WEED

i can't believe i haven't posted it yet

my malewife and i have a cute dynamic: i'm fucking disgusted by him and he doesn't exist

[we-are-going-crazy-at-thebes]

he's a ten but he won't stop making the gods mad

[the-clumsywitch]

[sunset-a-story]

'A Ten But...' Tag Game

@vsnotresponding tagged me in this new game and I'm super excited so thank you! This was a ton of fun. No pressure tagging @words-after-midnight @sam-glade @sender-paulson and open tag for anyone else who is interested!

Alex: He's a ten but he knows every shady thing you've ever done in your past and he will use it to sass you.

Hannah: She's a ten but she will not wear clothes.

Gareth: He's a ten but it will take six calendar weeks and a bottle of tequila before he even thinks about considering opening up to you.

Penn: He's a ten but he will cancel 9/10 dates because of legit work emergencies.

Marek: He's a ten but he won't stop sending you pictures of his hamster, Baguette. Like. Constantly. Enough that it's a problem.

Anise: She's a ten but she's a fuckin' killer.

Emmett: He's a ten but if you don't say he's an eleven he will cut you.

Fredericka: She's a ten but if she's accidentally friendly with you, she will consider it a personal failing.

Marcus Adler: He's a ten but he's not winning any Father of the Year awards.

Reeve: He's a... [Cue all other characters interrupting] MESS. #drag reeve (for real tho, Reeve: He's a ten but he will lie to you to protect the image you have of him in your mind.)

[predispusalascandal]

he's a 10 but he thinks Valentine's Day is better than Dragobete

[wonderland-productions-blog]

He’s a 10 But

He's a 10 but won't follow me from my extravagant party into my wine cellar to be sealed in brick by brick after an untold familial dispute.

[unintentionaloracle]

Okay I gotta admit Roman with his hair half falling out of the ponytail/his hair taking the ponytail out looked good.

Too bad he had to shout at my boy

[gayfarmdreamer]

He's a 10 but he'd love the chickens more than he'd love you

[escapinghades]

He’s a ten but he doesnt read percy jackson....

[labyrinth-of-her-heart]

he's a 10 but he's a menace to society

[shcherbatskya]

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

[autumnhares]

Your MMC is a ten, but...

He doesn't currently have a body and is trapped in a relic.

😆 Sahale has no memory of how or why he ended up in a relic. He refers to it as his prison. When he meets Keiro, he instinctively recognizes that she can help him. Not just that he can experience life through her, but maybe, she could help him find out why he was trapped here and perhaps, help free him.

🐉🧝‍♂️🪄