#he's got his priorities straight

[jonathanbyersphd]

Wedding AU chapter 1 summary

Will: Oh no he's hot Nancy: *freaking out about the circus her wedding has become* Jonathan: What if, and hear me out, we get the boys back together Mike: Oh no he's hot.

[goldlightsaber]

oh 3x02 is a BIG episode for ken and shiv moments

[emacrow]

For the longest time Danny did not want the crown nor did he want to be king. The floating eyeballs where somewhat overjoyed at that but knew they would need to find a reason to make him take up the crown.

Just so they could hopefully challenge him for the right to rule. That halfia did not realize what kind of power he had and yet did not seem to want.

Till one day he not only took up The Crown but The Ring to. Why one might ask.

Jazz his lovely sister and world renowned was asked to have a talk with The Joker. If he was king he had diplomatic immunity and he knew how to prevent people from becoming ghost too thanks to collecting most of John Constantine soul contracts

Only reason he will take the crown that day just to spector the talk.

Only he and Jazz can see how messed up Joker's soul was, not because the crimes he committed but much worse and deeper then anyone in gotham had known yet.

It was like someone had mold play-doe with this guy's cracked up soul, mixed up names of previous and present lives and past personalities like Jack Oswald White, Arthur Fleck, and Jack Napier and more others being a mismatched into each other into some sort of abomination Frankenstein and physical glued together into a single soul with raw glowing green chemicals in a shape of a smile. Obsessions mixed up with uncontrollable laughter, the color green and purple, very creepy stalker borderline level standard with Batman/Brucie and trying to get him to laugh, he hatred for the robin for getting batman to laugh at his joke instead of his jokes, and pure insane mayhem with life as a joke.

This was unnatural even to most fucked up Soul standards, yet pretty fascinating in a way that would explained why he survived so many life ending attempts on his life.

Jazz couldn't even psychoanalysis him without having a major migraines after 5 minutee with the pure amount of information that just keep going like a broken Dam bursting at the seam.seams..

The questions burns deeply with the both of them though...

How did this happen to him? Who done this to him? Was it even fixable at this point? And whom is the person messing with someone's Soul to turn someone into this..?

[randomprose]

one thing about He Tian is that, no matter the state he's in, Mo Guan Shan's safety and comfort will always be his top priority

[harringroveera]

They’re planning to save the world and Steve is planning to get Billy’s dick

[damconcha]

this man is facing off against the highest powers of the world and he still manages to be delighted and proud of the batshit stunts his little brother pulls

[lesbianbanana]

honestly Lester wanting to play matchmaker with his elephants friends on the verge of a big battle while also slowly turning into a zombie is so real of him.

[feralsunspotandtincan]

Din: If someone came up to me ten years ago, and told me I had to buy a brand new ship with reinforced bulkheads because my riduur likes to "harmlessly tinker" and our ad'ika keeps trying to crawl into the plumbing, and that I've spent thousands of credits to jedi-proof everything, including padding corners a dozen feet up the walls because they float, and leave footprints on the kriffing ceiling, and that I eat frogs at least once a week to appease them, I'd say to you... "You mean somewhere out there I have a husband and child who love me? Where are they and can I go get them now?"

[theropoda]

your WHAT

[alfairy]

Laios: That living armor is being controlled by a monster. That means….

Me watching the episode: it can be killed!

Laios: ….. i can eat it

Me:

[tacagen]

OKAY MY NEWFOUND AGENT BISHOP TMNT AUDIENCE. ANY THOUGHTS ON WHY THERE ARE

two of them?????

[pompurumi]

gonna make a separate post for this one but buckle in... I've got lore. most of it is self indulgent, projection, and just AU shenanigans. Some are from before meeting Kenneth, some are after meeting Kenneth. David Firth wouldn't be proud of me.

Salad's human, in my opinion. After so many years of radiation poisoning you don't tend to look it, though.

Grew up in a neglectful and abusive household in England, somewhere north, and is the youngest of three siblings and a mother.

Most of his life before the wasteland is a blur now. It's all blocked out, but he does get the occasional flashback that pulls him into a meltdown.

Is trans, has a 🐱

Born May 6th, 1989 (35 years old)

Where Salad lives is a place completely disconnected from the modern world. No Internet, no new newspapers, no electricity or running water except for the hose a few tens of yards away from where he lives. A place that can probably make his strange appearance seem much more welcomed.

Has a pretty harsh history of self harm through masochism. I see his masochistic tendencies as an unhealthy way to reclaim all that pain he's had to endure. So all these nettles and the stabbing and cutting is just his way to cope, albeit in a very unhealthy way. Its linked to how he sees himself, how he thinks he's unworthy and his terrible TERRIBLE self esteem and insecurities.

Incredibly skinny, has a hard time putting on weight let alone keeping it.

This may seem very out there... but he is very vanilla. He wants to be swayed and guided, to be caressed, to be stroked, to be kissed and cherished, to be praised as if he's a goddess amongst men. he's a lil dewdrop, and he will be treated as such.

Very traditional. Don't let the cute outfits fool you, he has a very narrow mind on how people should act and be

Salad is extremely weak and frail. Personally, I imagine him to be fairly short, 5'6, and BARELY weighing 100lbs. His immune system is weak and he has the worst stamina known to man.

He's scared of children but loves babies, wishes to be a parent himself one day.

Terrible at cooking dinners but makes delicious cakes.

Despite Salad Fingers being portrayed as rather hairy, I personally think he's completely hairless. Again, because of a the radiation.

Loves summer rain !!!

After this, its more AU based and my little turn on Salad's fate. continue reading if u wanna !!

Meets a guy called Kenneth after almost freezing to death during a snow storm. The wasteland is actually very prone to having pretty extreme weather due to radiation or whatever, but he didn't realise just how bad it was gonna get. Meeting a human who spoke for himself was the most unsettling experience in his life.

Kenneth is based on Salad's dead brother.. lover? Idk what he was to Salad, but let's be honest it was probably just a random corpse he saw and his deluded mind saw a handsome man. He's got good hair, born in America but is ethnically Russian, and came to England only for a short while for a college thing he was doing. Is 26.

Used to smell like rotten flesh and mold, now smells like a bakery. Cleanliness means a lot to him now that he has the privilege to maintain himself that way.

Sews a lot. Blankets, outfits, pillows. Kenneth taught it to him as a way to distract himself from any self-harm or masochistic tendencies. (This is based off me lolol)

Shows his affection and love through biting and giving teeth marks. This can be on Ken's hand, arm, shoulder. Kenneth eventually learns this love language and gives him soft mouthed nibbles.

lastly... he loves, loves, LOVES!!! when Kenneth calls him names of endearment. His favourite are "bambi", "ducky", and "sweetheart"

Kenneth is friends with the human akins of Hubert, Jeremy, and Marjory, and they're all huge party animals and stoners. Salad gets high with them sometimes, as long as Kenneth's with him, though would prefer to stay as sober as he can incase anything goes wrong.

wooohoo! I've actually got a bunch more in my notes app, but these are all the ones I can think of at the top of my head. I've got a fair bit of nsfw too and all these silly scenarios, though I think you'd implode if you read them cause... they can get DIRTY. ANYWAYS IF UR HERE TYSM FOR READING I LOVE U 🎀🎀

[tacosaysroar]

Tylenol and a series of treats seem to be helping her feel better, but an unfortunate error was made. Adelaide texted her father in the car on the way back from the doctor’s office. So he heard the news from her before he could hear it from me — a completely understandable occurrence when you have a kid old enough to have and use her own phone — and now he’s furious. He sent me a scathing “how dare I not tell him immediately about this doctor’s appointment” text message, and I’m just too unsurprised and tired of him to respond. If I do, he’ll just use it as an excuse to berate me further, and one of the many perks of no longer being married to that guy is no longer having to put up with that or argue against it. I can just ignore him.

And by the way, not once in this text message did he ask how she was doing or what the doctor said or about the plan for care or how much the appointments would cost, etc. Zero questions. Just criticism and finger pointing.

[killerpancakeburger]

Lmao so Ive been asked to pay and its so funny to me that Astarion is the only one adopting a fighting stance 😂

[pinkmoonflowers]

guys i was reading the most heavenly beautiful manga ever and the scanalation group dropped it and no ones gonna pick it up because you'll have to tough through really weird incest subplots to get to the good stuff. the meat if you will. and i dont think anyone would do that except for me. i must learn japanese for the masses (279 people who rated the manga. more who probably reead it without rating it) THE MASSES NEED MEEEE

[patrice-bergerons]

Morse in the series finale-