#he's just ...

[ladymacbethisagirlboss]

Season two of TMA is ridiculous. It's basically just:

Found Martin's notebook. He's written "Mr. Martin Sims" several times on every page. Clearly he's planning to kill me and take my identity

[1-marigold-1]

Grian s10 again

His obsession with fishing makes me think "Hmm Kingfisher" so, yes.

Sad that my first Mejiro bird Grian design isn't valid anymore but welp I should have waited for ep 2 I guess, now Kingfisher fits wayyyyyy better (It'll be funny if Grian makes a base that wil once more force me to change his specie)

He is literally a Kingfisher guys, he's small, colourful (he was a parrot many times he deserves some colours this season too) and fishes ! He's that lil bird guy

also yes Gem's a fox ghghhghg

Grian when he got a fish instead of a mending book again (he's been fishing for 2 days)

[crowleyholmes]

Self-indulgent Crowley-is-just-so-beautiful post

“You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”

[hibiscusseaart]

So about Time Travel Tobirama

He gets back in his childhood, the period when Kawarama was already dead, but Itama still alive, just cuz I like Itama alive and well, ok. (also i love the idea of Itama the weed shinobi by @oh-no-its-bird so)

And he starts to think and strategise smth like "Ok, I need to kill Black Zetsu, but idk where he is. But he should be around Uchihas, so I must come closer. But I cant just go there, we're not in peace, they'd kill me. And I don't exactly know when Black Zetsu is gonna try to manipulate Madara. So I also have to monitor Madara and make sure Izuna doesn't ever dies, to ensure that Madara won't lose his shit".

So, he's really logical and his conclusion was "So the easiest way to monitor the Uchiha clan is to marry an Uchiha." But he can't just marry a random Uchiha, it'd be shitty for politics he is the clan heir after Hashirama after all + it'd be nice way to strengthen peace via marriage. Plus he needs to keep close eye to Madara. So. Marrying Madara it is. Or Izuna. But first of all, Izuna is annoying and second he still needs very carefully look for potential signs of Black Zetsu corruption and it's better to do that when they're in close quarters. So the best case scenario is Madara's hand in marriage.

Killing Madara might be easier, but Hashirama would be sad. Plus I think the ppl who helped him to be sent in the past (coughnaruto who said that) told him smth about that Madara and Hashirama are Indra and Ashura reincarnations and be like "What if daddy Sage gets angry..."

So yeah no killing Madara. Even though he kinda wants to.

And to be clear, he had this plan in the few days he's back in his baby body. He's like 10-12 or whatever, when Hashi starts running to the river to meet Madara. Oh and Itama is safe and sound cuz Tobi said fuck Butsuma and went to safe his baby brother.

So one day Tobirama follows his brother to the river to actually meet Madara before his father decides to fuck everything.

So, Tobirama's the most fucked up honeypot mission officially begun. Tobirama is gonna be like "Ok i need to impress a 12 yo... But I cant just show him a cool jutsu, he might think about me as a rival or whatever... Kids like praise and cool things... Maybe I can tell him that he's cute and find him a cool stick? Should I ask Anija to make a cool stick?"

He meets Madara (without a stick, Hashirama might've suspect smth) and be like "Wow, Anija who would've known you've made such a cute friend" (Tobirama is hard cringing in his head, he's not the best in honeypot missions) and Madara, being about 12 year old, is standing there covered in mud, cuz Hashirama threw him into river or whatever + the little hc that he's kinda ugly when he's in his teens. Like Madara thinks of himself as strong and cool, but not particularly handsome with his wild hair and eye bags.

So Madara is smitten cuz wow pretty boy with red eyes said that He's cute!!!

Tobirama looks at Madara's dopey smile and thinks of the first phase as a success. Now Tobirama starts to spend some time with Hashirama and Madara to monitor their surroundings from their clans, while Itama distracts their father, and also try to win over Madara when he is still an impressionable kid. Plus he starts hinting that they may be Senju and Uchiha and that they should be prepared. But well they're kids who wants to escape all that war and just play with a peer so.

Long story short, Madara be like "So we're gonna make a village and then I'm gonna marry Tobirama!"

Tobi "fuck yes, a bit ahead of the schedule, but sounds good, i'm in"

Hashirama is outraged bc THATS HIS LIL BROTHER!!!

So Tobirama plays hard and makes Madara promise to marry him when they're old enough.

But then well, they're still found out and they still have a fallout cuz of their clans. But Tobirama made them promise to try hard for peace (and marriage), so now they just have to wait til Butsuma dies and Hashirama can become a clan head.

Tobirama tries not to be so efficient at killing Uchihas cuz he will be their family later so he tries to avoid it and just knock out or use some non lethal methods. Hashirama mostly fights Madara and it's almost sparrings at this point. Itama works on his weed empire and learns healing.

Well one day Butsuma dies and Hashirama and Tobirama bully their Elders and rush to try for peace. Tajima (who I think is still alive) is suspicious of all of it and stalls af.

So one day on the battlefield Tobirama says "So, marriage when? You promised asshole", making all the Uchiha and Senju stumble and "HUH?!"

So now many of the Senju and Uchiha now know that Uchiha clan heir apparently proposed to the Senju heir ??? Everyone is confused.

Madara, still crushing hard on Tobirama, catches this opportunity and bullies everyone to allow peace and let him marry Tobirama. Uchiha allow it only cuz everyone knows how crazy Uchihas about loved ones and Madara is the strongest one. They kinda afraid that if they won't allow it, he'd go crazy (he would).

So Madara gets his trophy wife Tobirama, Tobirama gets his safari zone with Uchihas in their natural habitat.

Tobirama is a surprisingly good husband to Madara, cuz with all that Zetsu thing, he's attentive as hell. "Something bothering you, dear husband? Do tell me everything."

At first they think he'd learn things and will tell that all back to Senju, but Tobirama tries to assure them "I don't really care about details. Tell me about how it makes you feel." (he looks for the signs of Zetsu corruption)

So basically Tobirama marries Madara to become his therapist. Madara is very much in love and constantly brags how much his spouse loves him and that he always listens his worries.

Izuna is mad as fuck about all of it btw. He thinks that Tobirama has ulterior motives and hides something. (He's right. ) But Tobirama dutifully plays his part as an attentive spouse and makes plans for bettering Uchiha clan just so that the village won't suffer. He'd probably would prescribe them regular therapy for everyone who awoken Sharingan.

also @fashionredalert write a snippet for this au with madara in the mud! pls check it out!

[tozierlvr]

buck teeth big nose ugly glasses. richie tozier i fucking adore you. never change.

[moodysullie]

I know he already travelled across Europe to promote the series, but it seemed like he probably had the most fun in Paris since the whole cast & crew were there.

Or maybe it's just me who's unable to move on from his all black suit, arriving at the event inside a white Rolls-Royce, and being his playful self under a disco ball.

[fbfh]

older!logan x reader hcs

wc: 1.6k

genre: age gap, sort of sugar daddy logan

warnings: big (but legal) age gap, logan is early 40s reader is like early 20s, brief odette mention, logan is a killer lawyer, rory kinda traumatized Logan lol, I haven't finished gilmore girls or ayitl yet so don't come for me lol, logan is obsessedddddddd with reader, mildly smutty, mentions of marriage and proposals, your relationship progresses really quickly

summary: you were reading in a coffee shop when a charming gorgeous much older guy decided to strike up a conversation. little do you know that within a very short time that same charming stranger will know your dress size, your shoe size, and your ring size.

song rec: off to the races - lana del rey

a/n: the choke hold older logan has on me..... euthanize me at this point lmao

tags @yesv01 @magcon7280

As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ (like way over 18 in logan’s case lol)

That being said jesus christ let’s dive right into the brain rot

First things first, a little more about Logan

He’s in his early 40’s and aging like a fine goddamn wine

MEGA MEGA dilf vibes

After the whole millions of dollars sunken into a bad investment in his family’s massive media conglomerate mishap, he still faced a lot of pressure to join the family business

But with Rory rejecting his proposal, he felt so fucking down and beaten up by life

He just had two massive blows to his ego back to back

And he needed a win

Then the strangest thing happened 

He just got back from another late night of partying with his friends and switched on the tv so he wouldn’t have to fall asleep with his thoughts, and some random movie was playing

The girl in the movie is at dinner with her boyfriend and thinks he’s going to propose, but he breaks up with her instead

It hits a little too close to home and Logan’s about to switch it off

Then she decides to go to law school to prove herself

He finds himself getting more and more invested in this movie, relating more to Elle with every scene, and by the morning he confronts the idea he’s been shoving away for too long so he doesn’t rock the boat

He talks to his dad and they decide Logan will go to law school, but remain a prominent board member and shareholder of the family company

Mitchum is surprised by how responsible and well thought out Logan’s plan is

He’s forging a path to a very lucrative field - one Mitchum can tell he’s going to be very successful in - while still staying involved enough in the family business 

So Logan goes off to law school, and 20 years later he’s a total shark 

He’s a prestigious, expensive lawyer with a reputation for never losing and a long streak of killing it with really high profile cases

Now the Huntzberger name carries all the weight and power of his father’s media reach, and Logan’s success in the courtroom 

He’s excelling 

And he’s excelling enough to keep his family out of his personal life for a while 

He’s living the bachelor life until he hits 40

That’s when his parents decide it’s really unacceptable that he’s still not married 

So they tell him if he doesn’t get married soon they’ll arrange something

Some french heiress or something 

And Logan finds himself right back where he didn’t want to be

And then, like a gift from god, he sees you

Like I said in my initial drabble, Logan first saw you in a cafe reading some dusty novel no one actually reads like war and peace or crime and punishment or something

He's seen people your age do that before, reading complicated stuffy literature to seem smart and make some pretentious English class commentary that barely makes sense 

So he calls you on it

"War and Peace, huh?"

He’s expecting you to say something fake and pretentious

Some bullshit fake deep pseudo intellectual shit

But you look up at him, only pausing for a moment before you speak

You’re surprised to see such a gorgeous guy in a little cafe like this

Especially one that seems interested in talking to you

And god, the way you talk about it

The way your eyes light up

It takes him by surprise

He's not just interested

He's invested 

You start talking and realize that you've been talking for way longer than you expected to

And he wants more

He wants to know more about you, wants to see you sweet smile and hear your cute little laugh when he says something charming or compliments you

So he takes you out to dinner, his treat 

He guides you out the door and into his Porsche with his hand on your back 

It's a subtle gesture but it makes your stomach flip 

Then he buckles your seat belt for you

If you weren't sold before you sure are by now 

So he takes you to this nice fancy restaurant, wines and dines you, and he is laying on the charm thick

"Oh, come on. A pretty young thing like you must have a boyfriend."

"Really, you have excellent taste.”

You don’t miss the way he’s been eyeing you all night

And he doesn’t miss the way you squeeze your thighs together when he touches your face or plays with your fingers

One thing leads to another and after he pays the bill and leaves a generous tip, you find him ushering you back into his porsche

And yet again he closes your door for you and gets you all buckled in

This time when he drives his hand rests on your knee

He thinks he can handle this

He’s the biggest whore on the east coast /affectionate 

Then you grab his hand and move it up your thigh

There’s no going back now

He’s in just as deep as you are

Before you know it you’re tearing off each other’s clothes

His lips are all over you and motherfucker does he know what he’s doing

He worried for a moment he might have lost his edge

But as he lays you down into his big soft bed, your skin touching his silky sheets for the first time

But definitely not the last

As he finally touches you and feels how wet you are for him

He knows he didn’t peak in college

“Shh, listen,” he says between kisses that make you feel dizzy, “you’re gonna tell me if it’s too much for you, can you do that?”

You nod while he holds your face in his big hands

“You gotta say it,” he chuckles at how sweet you are, how well you respond to him, “use your words, baby…” 

You manage to choke out a desperate yes between kisses that makes his stomach twist

And that is the very beginning to your intense affair with Logan Huntzberger 

He’s desperate to see you again

He sends flowers and a dress and a gorgeous necklace to your apartment

And not the normal amount of flowers

The Logan amount of flowers

So a lot

And you can’t believe your luck finding a hot rich older guy that’s so into you 

You really like this attention

Your daddy issues are SCREAMING

And Logan likes having someone as gorgeous and intelligent and into him as you are

And he wants to do this right

But he’s rapidly approaching the deadline his family set

He doesn’t want to scare you off

GOD that’s the last thing he wants

But he is terrified of proposing and having it end up like it did the last time

Eventually he works up the nerve to talk to you about it 

He’s explaining everything to you while you pay your bills 

But it says they’re already paid

And your credit cards are paid off

And your debt has just disappeared

Even your student loans are gone

And there’s a fat deposit in your checking account 

He paid off all your debt and didn’t tell you

By the time he’s done explaining that you basically either need to get married asap or you can’t see each other anymore he still hasn’t brought it up

And you realize he’s not going to

He didn’t pay your bills to guilt you into anything

He’s not holding it over your head

He’s taking care of you

And all you’ve ever wanted is someone who will take care of you

Logan is surprised when you agree

But he’s even more surprised at how fast you agree

You sit in his lap and end up rambling about how much you love him, how you don’t think you’ll ever find anyone you like as much as him or anyone that treats you as well as he does

To no one’s surprise the conversation ends with him taking you on every surface of your apartment

Hours later you’re cuddling naked on your couch, resting your head on his muscular chest and listening to his heartbeat

“So like… are we engaged now?” you ask looking up at him

He laughs sweetly

“No, not yet. I have to actually propose first.”

You think back to your conversation earlier when you first said you’d want to marry him

“So that didn’t count before?”

His heart breaks at how little you ask for

“No, that didn’t count.” He kisses your head, “I’m going to take you out somewhere nice, give you a proper proposal, with a nice ring.”

You get butterflies thinking about it

You can’t believe how much he does for you

How much he wants to do for you 

You’re quiet for a moment, and he can feel you smiling into his chest

“...Okay.” 

Your voice is so small and bashful, and he can hear you suppressing a flustered giggle

Fuck he can’t get enough of you 

He laughs and pulls you closer, grabbing your chin and makes you look up at him so he can kiss you 

You fall asleep in his arms

And you think that you won’t mind being married so young if it’s Logan you’re marrying

Logan is looking at you with so much love and adoration

And right before he falls asleep 

He thinks that maybe it’s not too late for him to find love after all

[atlantis-area]

TAEMIN - MOVE (M! Countdown, 171102)

[toshidou]

Heyyy so I saw that you like chubby readers and I was wondering if we could maybe ask for some headcanons on Logan with a plus sized reader? I completely understand if not, but I thought I would ask since you and I seem to be excited about it☺️

hi sweetheart!!! absolutely, i would love to share some plus size reader headcanons with you <33

tags: nsfw 18+, plus size!reader, gn!reader, cum play, possessiveness, marking, biting

𝐬𝐟𝐰

☁︎⋅ After countless years spent on the run, accumulating as much trauma as is physically possible for a man of his age, it's not uncommon for him to feel wary around the very few people he trusts. Fearful that despite his best intentions, they may wind up hurt because of him; his strength, his temper, his past

☁︎⋅ But then came you, embodying aphrodite with every curved swoop of your skin, with each crease of your gorgeous skin that envelops the one below. You make it clear you're the furthest thing from fragile, strong willed, strong minded, your body akin to a weighted blanket as lie atop his chest, nose nuzzled into his throat

☁︎⋅ It's freeing, finally having someone in his life he isn't scared to touch, knowing he doesn't have to think before sinking his fingers into the meat of your thighs, watching as your skin dimples against the pads of his calloused digits, grounding him in the reality that you're here, you're not going anywhere, he can't break you.

☁︎⋅ There's nothing he loves more than wrapping his arms around you, your back to his chest, he'll cling to you like you're the only thing keeping him tethered to Earth. He'll do it whenever physically possible, if you're cooking, cleaning your teeth, in the shower, he'll take every opportunity he can get to cocoon you to his chest, his nose pressed into your hair, savouring every moment you give him.

☁︎⋅ Despite his usually snarky attitude and grouchy demeanour, he loves you with a gentle quietude, pressing his love into your skin with every kiss his brushes against your curves, whispering soft confessions of adoration as though they could soak into your pores. He'll never let you forgot how gorgeous you are, the words crooning from his lips, making sure you don't shy away from his tactile affection.

𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰

☁︎⋅ Logan will be the first to confess his thoughts stray to the impure far more than they ought to, unable to help the way his hands wander absentmindedly. What usually starts as an innocent arm around the waist is quick to wander; fingers dipping and flexing until they make their way to your upper thigh. Irises darkening as he hears a quiet hiss slip through your gritted teeth, his fingers pressing into a fresh bruise from the night before, when he had you on your back, knees pressed to your chest as he grinds his cock into you, teeth buried in your shoulder.

☁︎⋅ It's no secret that he loves to manhandle you, to manoeuvre your body whatever way he sees fit. And it really shouldn't turn you on as much as it does, but the knowledge that he can drag you around, lift you up, toss you onto whatever surface he so decides without breaking so much as a sweat has you whimpering every time.

☁︎⋅ His favourite way to take you usually involves his arms under your thighs, with you either pinned against a wall or his chest as he snaps his hips up against your ass, all-consumed by the feeling of your weight in his arms, knowing your body is completely surrendered to him. you've lost count of the amount of times he's taken you in the hallway of your home, unable to spare the effort to walk to the bedroom, much preferring to practically pounce on you the second you step through the door.

☁︎⋅ As should be expected, he talks you through it, lips pressed to your ear lobe, your temple, your throat as he groans praise into your skin, words pouring out of him uncontrollably as he loses himself in you, "that's it baby, you take it so well, let me fuck you so good," his speech almost slurred, like he's drunk on the feeling of you clenching around him, the plush of your thighs melting into his fingers.

☁︎⋅ You never see him more animalistic when he cums on your body, though. Regardless of where he'll decide to finish, he'll grunt and pant breathless expletives as he pumps his cock over you, watching his release drips onto the bruised flesh of your thighs, the plush of your stomach, your tits, eyes zeroed into the way pearlescent white settles onto your skin. He'll be in a trance as he brings his fingers down to paint his cum across your flesh, the action primal and possessive, soothing the voices in his head that yearn to mark you as his.

☁︎⋅ As if anyone could mistake you for anything other than his, not when you bear every mark, every bruise, every bite mark with beaming pride, only emboldening him to leave more and more into every square inch of you, just to

[stingsbf]

oh him? that's just donovan. yeah, he comes by sometimes.

[retrotrait]

long haired Koa should be illegal

[stormy-nights-are-best]

A few turtley doods from my sketchbook.

Those last disaster twins were inspired by @tangledinink's Gemini Twins AU's because I think about them like, at least thrice a week. They live rentfree in my head. Running and giggling.

[sesameowo]

woof

[nekrosmos]

2. Hug him

[start1star]

He's enabling me

Encouraging my shenanigans even

Asking to be part of them

Ok but the whole "you can do the things you want to without worrying, follow your heart without doubts or second thoughts because it'll be okay, because I will personally support you and keep you safe even if it's dangerous, even if isn't what others would recommend or whatever" is SO hot like-

The whole "you can let go and be childish, enjoy and be impulsive because I'll take care of you and keep you safe" like the "leave the distressing problems to me" when you get many volleyball snowman plushies and "won't have enough space for them" or something.

He's so hot for that. I can't stop thinking about Zayne lately, it's insane.

[celluzu]

Pac is the type of cubito who's pupils would light up if you shined a flashlight at him