too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.
Bonus pet-name edition:
(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)
Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.
Leon is absolutely the boyfriend that leaves you with a stuffed animal covered in his cologne and smell to cuddle so, “you never have to sleep alone sweetheart” and im <3
Oh yeah, TOTALLY.
He knows how much you love cuddling him and how upset you get when he has to leave for a few days. So the moment you told him about the teddy, he went out of his way to find one.
You know that place where you can make your own bear? Yeah, he went there. He wasn't even concerned about the weird looks he was getting from children and their parents. He was just a grown ass man buying a teddy.
Leon had a hard time choosing the bear, but at last, he chose one that resembled him in a way. A blondish teddy with a little heart patch sewn right on its chest. To his amusement, the place also sold clothes for the bears. He almost laughed when he found a brown leather jacket, just like his. How ridiculous. Oh, you know he had to buy it.
“Would you like to add a scent to your bear?” the store worker asked him, but he didn’t understand right away.
“A scent?”
“Yes, we got a few in stock. To keep your bear smelling good!
“Uh, no. Thanks.” He thought they were joking, but that actually gave him a better idea.
When he got home, he quickly showered the bear in his cologne. The one he knew was your favorite.
He was so excited for you to see it, so when you got home he didn’t even greet you, he made you sit down and close your eyes.
“What’s going on?” you asked and got no response, instead, you felt him place something on your lap. You opened your eyes and gasped.
“Oh my god. You’re joking.” You laughed, he had outdone himself this time. The bear looked just like him. You wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, it was the cutest thing you had ever seen.
“Even named him Leon, look.” He showed you a certificate which, indeed, had his name printed in bold letters. “Now you’ll still be able to hug me even when I’m gone, sweetheart.”
Back to Sanegiyuu doodles babbyyyyyy they’re so fun actually
Bonus: Demon Sanegiyuu, they’re even more competitive as demons, it’s a nightmare for literally everyone else. Oddly enough, I think they’d respect each other more though
Maybe…just even….thinking of each other as their one true rival…..