i love comparing pokédex entries for the same mon between different games bc almost all of them will be very brief, matter-of-fact, purely scientific without any first person pronouns or personal information about the author. and then you get to the legends arceus entries and laventon’s writing stuff like ‘ngl i still don’t understand this species’ ‘i tried petting this pokémon once and it bit me’ ‘i live in fear of this thing’ ‘man i miss galar. who said that’
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*Aliens invade the world*
Oscar Piastri: "actually I'm 5/2347 alien"
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captainsparklez is so funny to me because he’s literally Just Some Dude. and if you asked him he probably would say he’s really nothing special. but you look at the shit he’s done and it’s like. had an official pizza hut collab/pizza. was on the disney channel on multiple occasions. is the only youtuber with his picture on the official minecraft wikipedia page, to the point where his picture is the First to show up under the article. has collaborated with minecraft itself multiple times. all while just being Some Guy. incredible
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WORLD WIDE POP BOY PHENOMENON
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you know what hill i'll die on? terzo is not the sluttiest emeritus
I mean sure, he's the most dramatic and the most outspoken about sex, and he gave us Mummy Dust which is its own discussion-- but I sincerely don't see him, in his private life, being so promiscuous. Like out of all of them, I'm the most certain Terzo would be either monogamous or have a few regular partners at most, but I don't think he'd be big on casual flings. Frankly I don't even see him having sex that much at this point, he seems more attached to it as a concept than an actual activity he regularly engages in.
You know who's the inverse of that, though? The one Tobias himself calls a pervert? Secondo. There's your whore. I know he looks big and mean and authoritary but let's be honest, half of Infestissumam is about ritual sex and he's out in Vegas on the regular with more women than he can reliably satisfy. He says it himself that he became Papa because "he likes a sexy beat". THERE'S THE EMERITUS WHORE, AND I'M CERTAIN OF IT
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on a scale of one to spontaneous combustion, how pissed off would you be if your rightful property was
Stolen
Stolen
Claimed by another
Stolen
Stolen
Passed down as an heirloom
Wilfully kept from you
Passed down as an heirloom
Wilfully kept from you
Actively removed from your vicinity
Used as collateral in an underrepresented diplomatic negotiation
Sent to space.
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Bitter old man
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GUYS there was a LED billboard rented out in Times Square for Chuuya's birthday (thank you to @/linhtrieu193 on twt for letting me know) 😭
this reminds of last year when Chuuya had a whole video billboard event in China too (you can see the video here) HE'S SO LOVED I LOVE THIS FOR HIM 😭😭😭
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Maybe the reason why yotsuba Light and pre-kira Light is so vastly different in personality (he's more 'genuine' that is) is because yotsuba Light had L that kept him from feeling that mind-numbing boredom that pre-kira Light experienced prior to getting the death note.
Pre-kira Light literally had nothing to keep him entertained and that he was too powerless to change the broken justice system, so he's more closed-off and serious, literally just living through the motions like a dead man.
On the other hand, yotsuba Light met someone who's not just on par with his intelligence, but also one insufferable enough to annoy him that never made any dull moment possible with L around. Aside from that, yotsuba Light is literally working alongside the world's greatest detective helping him solve the world's hardest case that involved the justice system, so yeah, yotsuba Light really will take L's side of "justice" because detective L is legal whereas Kira's actions are not.
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🙏🙌🌎
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EU VOU TOMAR UM TACACÁ,
DANÇAR,
CURTIR,
FICAR DE BOA
(Desculpa, eu TIVE que fazer isso)
Here's my piece for @suenitos dteam worldwide collab featuring Dream and George having a tacacá, a typical Brazilian dish from the Amazon region made with tucupi broth, cassava gum, shrimp and jambu
I was very excited to participate in this collab, imagining any foreign character in a Brazilian context is a lot of fun for me, and being able to do this with some of the dteam was incredible, so I decided to go further and portray elements of the the culture of the northern region of Brazil (the region of where I'm from)
Fun fact: I speedrun to finish this drawing at the beginning of the month because I was going away on a trip for the rest of the month and couldn't bring my sketchbook or any drawing materials with me, so this photo has been in my gallery since the 4th of this month
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number #1 tactic that people use to not sound as racist as they are when they talk to black people: 'uhh so you AMERICANS need to stop pretending everything is about YOU. why should i know this im not from the us :/' (= is talking about like. a phenomenally internationally well-known black artist)
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OH!!!! YOU TUMBLR MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! GUESS!!! WHAT I SAW!!!! AT SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!
FUCKING HATSUNE MIKU BACKPACK‼️‼️‼️
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Angel accidentally promoted the Prototype to parent #2 three months before the programmed schedule. Oof.
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