#headcannons everywhere

[ghostlylicious]

i like to hc geralt gives yennefer a few, specially inspected and handpicked jewelry he knows she likes and fits her color scheme, meanwhile w dandelion he just gives him anything. just any necklace, bracelet, or earrings under the sun. anything he finds, from a mildly expensive jewelry shop to in a mud pit in the swamp. geralt mightve accidentally given him some fake knockoffs much like how dandelion gifted him a fake sword so i guess that would make them even.

[sandymybeloved]

the TARDIS is the best concept for a scifi vehicle ever, not because she can go anywhere in time and space, anyone could have come up with that. No, its because she does what she wants, if you want to go somewhere specific, you can't tell her to go there, you have to persuade her, and I love her for that

[arbuthnotblob]

Lance Week 23, Day 5: Outfit Swap!

I'm back on my [Galar] bullshit again! I had a big brainwave when I remembered the tradition of football players swapping shirts after a match, and it was a great excuse to get Lance into that Motostoke fire-themed uniform. My original idea was to do a swap with Drake of the Hoenn E4, but you can probably already figure out where that energy was re-directed to!

[v1ct0r1an]

[nouns-are-bad]

Gaz makes the best ribs out of the 141

Soap makes the best stews

Ghost is the best baker

And price? We’ll price is just the best general cooker, that man can cook anything and everything if he wanted too

[theangrycomet-art]

Duck Dodgers: Space Runner

The Space Taxi Cab service is only (legal) methods of space travel available to the public that is completely neutral.

Entering the a certified Space Cab is a guaranteed way to get to your location safely but as soon as you exit you are on your own.

Attacking a certified Space Cab is also a guaranteed way to loose a small fortune in fines and lawsuits, as both the Galactic Protectorate and the Martian Empire have had the misfortune to discover.

"Space Cabbie", aka Roxanne Runner

the fastest driver in the system, she is also one of the most expensive

former space-racer

clients who don't pay her end up with a nasty joy ride with the artificial gravity turned off (and the meter running)

if it can fly in space there's a good chance she's certified to fly it

custom cab it's got all sorts of trick hidden under its hood (very protective of it)

passionate about her job

[tillygirl]

Ok so I've seen a lot of people saying in headcanons and stuff (in fact I've probably done it myself) that Percy is a very messy person; cabin always untidy, bed always unmade, bed room constantly looking like a bomb just went off. Tbh it probably says stuff like this in the book (it's been a while since I read them).

But personally I think he would be exceptionally tidy. Because if there's anything he can't stand it's memories of his past with Gabe and the way he and his Mum were forced to live, in that constant mess of trash, cans and bad smells from who knows where. And after going through two wars before he's even a legal adult where nothing would be stable and the whole world was in disarray, the idea of having things in a neat, orderly way probably brought some comfort to him.

Does anyone else think he'd be a bit of a neat-freak?

[dani-ya-dig]

This has probably been said before but I’m gonna say it anyways

Darlin is absolutely the person that knows a guy. Like having so many connections for no reason. Want a custom car decal? They know a guy. Need your computer fixed? They know a guy. Want a pet monkey? They know a guy. Need a gallon of pigs blood before sunrise? Yeah they know a guy.

Like the chance is if they can’t do themselves they know someone who can

[crying-pan420]

Janes like, weirdly strong she can and will just randomly pick up one of the choir kids at any given moment

Yes

Sometimes this is a good thing like if they want to do certain choreography in a song where Penny/Jane Doe picks someone up or if they’re shopping and something is so high up Mischa can’t reach it so Penny/Jane Doe will just pick him up problem solved

However sometimes it’s only a good thing for Penny/Jane Doe like if Noel and Ocean are arguing she’ll just pick one of them up and take the out the room to stop it or sometimes just pick up a chair and carry it over her head when she’s bored

But yes she absolutely loves picking up the choir and just carrying them around.

[james-sunshine-potter]

James would’ve had an emotional water bottle.

It would be red and have stickers on it. It never left his sight.

[ghostlylicious]

heyy ik this is out of my usual and prob out of the blue but fsr i rlly wanted to share what i think abt what kind of songs the becile bots would fit into or listen to for the SPG and CFE fandom so here it goes 😭 :3 👉👈

(i'm obsessed w the designs of the characters and the idea of them but i *accidentally* made my own world of it and i can't get out of it help mejshskns. i even made redesigns of hare and jack if i should post them here cuz they're on my insta, thinking abt it. but anyways is this an au of an au? hhhmmm)

(also don't think i don't know the epic blog @ask-the-becile-boys) (it's a lil embarrassing tagging them but oh well lol😭)

tl;dr: i hc hare liking house of wolves by mcr, dig by mudvayne, and (sic) by slipknot. and the jack liking smells like teen spirit by nirvana, misery business by paramore, and blood by mcr (i also hc the jack as mansplain and manipulate). nothing for skull sorry bby </3 ☹️

HARE 🔥🔥💥💣 (he's a mad rodent that's sensitive and luvs when things go his way but better watch out when things don't. he's also a macho trans masc /canon yay)

house of wolves by my chemical romance because:

dig by mudvayne because:

and (sic) by slipknot because:

THE JACK 🤪💥🥰🎸🐓 (i like his lore in the blog, but personally i like his personality a bit differently (bc i gave myself too much free time))

what i made him become in summary: he's insane, a maniac, probably a pyromaniac, but he's free, he's cringe but is free, a bit of a fan of patriarchy but lost interest when he found it wasn't abt horses /ref, manipulates ppl just for the thrill of it, diagnosed antisocial personality disorder somehow as a robot, but still v social, he just likes to be silly and ruin ppl's day without getting in trouble bc of hare, he's spoiled bc of hare, the company is afraid of hare, he likes pranks, likes grunge, and thinks kurt cobain is jesus and will one day return from the dead to save the robots)

ok here's the songs: smells like teen spirit by nirvana (who could've guessed) because:

also bc of the vibe

blood by my chemical romance because:

(oh, and he will also rip your guts out for fun and also drain you of your blood to give it to dying ppl in need if you're not careful)

and misery business by paramore because:

not bc he relates to stealing a guy from a girl (or maybe he does idk) but bc 1. the song bangs, and 2. it's abt manipulation and he luvs being a lil prankster. he prob ruined a relationship just for fun and his excuse was: NO DATING AT WORK.

I HAVE NOTHING FOR THE MAFIA AESTHETIC SKULL YET. I'M SORRY BBY </33 but i like his thing in the blog too (it's just the jack i changed fsr) and i hc he knitted clothes for poor women and children during the great depression. idk if he was doing anything that time but yes. he's kind under all that rough, metallic exterior.

so yeah, this is my au of an au and yes this is a heavy metal/metal rock band 😭😭🥰🥰 i didn't include the other characters bc these r the 3 i'm obsessed with.

if u actually read this that's impressive. i mostly made this bc ig i just wanted my idea to be out there even tho it won't get that much attention i wanted to speak out lolisjdk anyways

[my-elder-scrolls-shit]

This has probably been said and written about before but the tragedy of Miraak and the Last Dragonborn being alive at the same time and therefore Miraak being the only one currently alive that could possibly understand exactly how LBD is feeling and thinking but they don't get a chance in cannon to really talk to each other. LBD could have incredibly interesting dialog with him about their similarities but Miraak can't leave if he doesn't kill them and they can't allow him to enslave the world they have been ordained by the gods to protect. By all means they should have been allowed to be on the same side but once again the characters that are by all rights demi gods are still just playthings to higher beings. And that's one thing both of them hate and if you live long enough you will start trying to find ways to change it.

On the flip side its interesting to imagine LBD being violently opposed to Miraaks ideology, they have similar situations but LBD has found joy and love and created a life and family of their own in Tamriel, imagine a dragon born that loves Tamriel and the people in it with all their heart and even if there wasn't a prophecy or a magic blood thing they still would have tried to save this world with the same ferocity anyway. Even LBDs who are immoral to their core, ones that chose to be violent assasins and thieves and split their soul into a thousand pieces, have people they want to protect. If that means killing Alduin, so be it, if that means battling the only other person who will ever understand them, then they'll do it.

Miraak didn't have that I dont think. And therefore it doesn't matter what happens to the world, he want to be free of shackles hes had since before he was even born. Maybe the Last Dragonborn really tries to help him, maybe they try to show compassion and get him out, but it ends up being for nothing, hes killed anyway. They couldn't save him. They leave and end up back where they had been reading the final book. Devastated in every sense of the word and all they can do is look to whoever accompanied them and break down.

[1-nexomon-a-day]

Day 89-Rapilux

[love-fireflysong]

Welp, finally got to play Until Dawn: Rush of Blood last night, and honesty guys? It was such a fun game holy shit. Only took me a little over 2 hours to beat the game, and I totally would have started over and hunted for my missing trophies (cause I have a problem lol) and ‘skittles’ if it wasn’t for the fact that I can only use the vr headset for ~3 hours before it gives me a headache 😢

As expected though, game was chock full of all sorts of ud easter eggs and every time I entered an area of a level and recognized exactly where in the game I was supposed to be or I recognized character models that were being reused I got super giggly. Like you wouldn’t believe the amount of times I blew kisses when ever the psycho entered the scene to try and scare/terrorize me...even when Psycho!Josh was being a complete dick and kept killing me like ten times with his stupid axe as all those Matt’s in clown masks kept throwing molotovs at me lol.

Speaking of Josh, you even kinda sorta play as him maybe? Cause when I looked down to see if I even had a body or if I was just a pair of floating arms with guns, I was 100% wearing Josh’s overalls. Which is interesting, cause during the moments after levels when I’m sitting in a chair in the sanitorium I don’t have a body at all so they really didn’t need to go through all that work imo.

And obviously, they reused character models as previously hinted at by clown mask wearing Matt’s throwing molotov cocktails at me. Got to see all the boys in fact! Whether they were Chris, Cabin!Mike, Sanitorium!Mike, Matt, Regular!Josh, Psycho!Josh, and even Fiddler hilariously enough, they just coming at me in all forms. From wearing clown or pig masks to just being plain ass zombies, they were intent on killing me let me tell you. Sadly, though none of the girls made an appearance 😔 (which is a shame cause I totally think would have loved multiple Ashley’s in a clown mask of her own trying to stab me with scissors, it’s what she would have deserved imo) They didn’t even make little cameo’s as body’s on hooks in the mines like the rest of the guys did for some reason. Closest I got to seeing any of the girls was in the second level, and that’s just because a portion of it has all the doll’s that Josh set up in the dollhouse so I kept seeing their respective dolls over and over again.

The only girls that made any sort of appearance were Hannah and Beth (mostly Hannah obvs lol), and that was mostly for jump scare and horror reasons due to being dead and all. Though for some reason Hannah was wearing a bow in her hair?

(Like don’t get me wrong, even being totally dead and decaying she is rocking that hair bow let’s be real. It’s just such an odd choice, and I have no idea why they felt the need to add that to the character model?)

But seriously, if any of you ever have a chance to play this, I really REALLY suggest you give it a go. It’s a super short game but was so fucking fun oh my god.

Cannot wait to give it another run through tonight!

[chocoenvy]

small hydro archon rocking tall ass heels is great. but the hydro archon wearing tall heels and failing miserably at walking in them is even funnier :)

it's all part of her secret plan to constantly be clinging onto you like a koala because she is a hazard to everyone and herself when in heels so you just. pick her up - eros

not the hydro archon bullying D:

But I agree, hydro archon fumbling so badly you HAVE to carry her. Although I doubt that was part of her plan. Her plan was to be taller than you so you couldn't make fun of her anymore. It failed horribly :)

So she makes you pick her up! New plan, become a hinderance and a hazard. There's a reason most of the hydro characters have healing abilities, it's because their archon is a dunce (affectionate)

[starcelines]

loooove it when the weather's like this, just makes you wanna... *yawn* doze off for a while,,